oh my lord

“Kelce’s got 9 out there” has a new meaning now

so we’re getting another tantrum on Friday

the simpsons I have no idea why the steamed ham scene is so funny to yall

Very uncomfortable with the idea of A&M being the best team in the SEC

Live music tonight covered picture to burn They played the straight version I’m offended

FSU/U so far is the opposite of 2013

boning the tire

What’s more cop behavior Cops walking in to “remind us” of the fest rules or a dude walking in right after they leave in an Ohio State polo

Mobile’s beer fest is toda Tthe local gay bar has two fruit beers, including one named after a bear love it

extremely glad this wasn’t in the late afternoon slot considering there have been 3-4 teams that have had entire program trajectories altered so far

In an uber, how the fuck did PSU bungle 1st and 10 on the UCLA 18

this is too many Tims Beck

post-week 1 Ty Simpson might be It

Mark Sanchez clinging to a monkey paw, tearfully wishing for a way for people to remember him for anything but the buttfumble

@splitzoneduo.com: “can’t lie, this week does look a little thin” Week 6: you are like little baby, watch this

that Bama student had this exact face

Vanderbilt is Alabama’s Georgia, Alabama is Georgia’s Tennessee, Georgia is Tennessee’s Vanderbilt

uh wtf is going on in PSU-UCLA

Stockton to Cash, call that play exercising the option

what the fuck

this is why I’m glad they didn’t make UK/UGA a permanent series, this game is far too stupid every year

eat shit azure chickens

That was a beautiful block USF

lol the Chiefs get MNF this week, maybe the first time this season I’ll watch the pregame coverage

pick ur October 3 meme

TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE TIE

Cubs-brewers NLDS is spicy spicy

has anyone made the government shutdown / #locktober joke yet

just had a “see you whenever” lunch with my coworkers and I got to have the honor of telling a crowd of female scientists that Jane Goodall had passed away, the vibes are in the gutter man

shutdown work is stupid show me your dogs

Trent Grisham in a key moment in a WC game what could go wrong

let’s goooooo

The "Gulf of America Task Force" has arrested Leo twice just for working in construction while Latino. Now, he's fighting back to stop these raids across Alabama. Here's a link to the case page where you can find the complaint and a 5-min documentary on the case: ij.org/case/alabama...

“orderly shutdown” is one of those cursed phrases that’s only possible coming out of DC brain

do yall think he’s watched/played Kantai

having to go in today to collect any personal items and prep the office for shutdown have a strong feeling it’ll be a while before I head back in there

Fully on board with post-mega deal Juan Soto’s career turning into Mike Trout’s

I think I made the right call in not listening live into fullcast after dark this week

BYU-Colorado really the only late night game tonight? No FS1 nightcap, no Hawaii? Damn I really am gonna just have to drown myself in my misery tonight fuck

she was a lot nicer to me tonight

for your relevant usages tonight

at least Frankie Luvu had a purpose

96 yard 15 play 8 minute drive please

2024 strikes again

TOSS SWEEP TOSS SWEEP TOSS SWEEP

TOSS SWEEP REMAINS UNDEFEATED

gunner’s passes float like jigglypuff plays in smash

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