I’m not sure it topped Rulette 1, but by god is it more chaotic Incredible episode

/Florida plunks her again

oh nooooooo Texas Tech

love my adopted state sometimes, hates it others, times like these just make me cry laugh

MY CONTACTS CAME IN AND I CAN SEEEEEEEEE I CAN WEAR SUNGLASSES AGAIN confidence 📈📈📈 now someone hire me pls

my favorite team eliminating Liberty on the eve of Pride month

this is a mid-September Muschamp era game

BOOMER FUCKING SOONER

SMC’s leadoff hitter is named Castellanos in a potential walk off scenario? Yeah good call to IBB him bruins

Didn’t splurge for the anti-fog coating on my newest pair of glasses, and it now seems impossible that I will be able to see out of them thr first five minutes in my car for the rest of the summer

you fucking idiot

Spurs and Knicks are in the NBA Finals, a new Star Wars movie is in theaters, and tech is causing an economic bubble Welcome back 1999

tangerine bowl ass baseball game

damn it Nats, they just ended Tatis’ HR drought

approximate reaction to that last pk

God favor wemby lest we encounter a quadruple meteor NBA/NHL finals

adding grindrpilled to pedocon theory, this is literally “MASC4MASC NO FATS NO FEMS HWP ONLY NO GEN” in policy form

Friday, mjolnir etc Fresh haircut and a beer won from trivia makes a fine afternoon

Never fotget www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqgy...

dude got honeypotted, no wonder no one wants to date conservatives in DC

If I had a nickel for every time, a barber complimented my head of hair as a canvas to work with

you can blame me hog fans

/opens ESPN app “Oh cool, Arkansas and Nebraska just went to OT…..SOFTBALL???”

Wemby’s weird ass proportions are really accentuated when his jersey shorts and leggings are also the same color

absolutely fucking not

Had a visitor today

it’s very funny seeing the whiplash between “this is the best I’ve ever seen the Knicks play” and folks also immediately going “the west in 5”

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” we just went above .500

this qualifies as a miracle, @pontifex can you canonize Toboni

he’ll get to #6 by the end of tonight and somehow I doubt there will be another post

got bad news for coach about where the blame for a team that is underperforming its numbers usually goes www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

this was a trivia Q tonight and I’m mad again

round two 😤

would love a deep dive into this one….

Another grand time with the boy, another return to long distance 🥲

ballot lady was mildly surprised that the dude in a masters hat asked for a dem ballot

just saw the g1/wemby highlights uh I’m genuinely concerned he might have been grown in a lab

airing THAT episode of @gamechanger.dropout.tv tonight the day after SNL finished its season is incredible timing

he wasn’t much better 6 years ago tbf I originally memed this with “when youre done with your part of the group presentation”

what was in the 🦞 piñata, wrong answers only

lesbians making out in a dark corner to courtesy of the red white and blue, the florabama is undefeated

Let’s orange this beach

the meta algorithm is very confused

first two interviews scheduled after 3 months, wheeeeeeee

The good news about mass applying to LinkedIn stuff while donating blood is the lightheadedness really reduces the long term exposure to the LinkedIn brain of it all

answering the blood donation screener questions always feels like

made some blondies, didn’t have enough eggs so came out more like really thick tea scones