There's something about hearing a Japanese singer say ¡Divertido! Peggy hill style that just hits different

love that the discourse on the Epstein-Nassar letter seems almost precisely evenly split between “Biden could’ve ended Trump’s career by releasing this and chose not to so he could protect Merrick Garland from doing work” and “here’s why I think the letter is fake”

GOOD

mf went out like

This means the VA won't cover abortions EVEN in the case of rape, incest, or serious threat to the health of the patient. The DOJ memo was authored by Josh Craddock, one of the chief legal advocates for fetal personhood, i.e. imposing a nationwide abortion ban through the courts.

this is just my emotional support toilet rat

It’s always hot rat summer until there’s a rat in your toilet

the rat girl summer to wet rat winter pipeline is real (as in the sewer)

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a optimistic tale about how the arachnids of Klendathu could be defeated Dutch filmaker: At long last, we have parodied the Torment Nexus from terrible sci-fi novel Please Create The Torment Nexus

I'd prefer to make jokes and hang out but the worst things imaginable keep happening

Oh my God, they’re posting Zerohedge. If you’re not familiar, ZH is a right wing propaganda operation, ostensibly about financial markets, but more focused on sewing general discord.

Man, fuck this day

Evergreen skeet

if you don't play or follow golf (or just don't get why so many people love it) this probably isn't on your radar but it should be understood as both a naked land grab and an attack on a part of DC's black history

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

Ducks continuing to play the silliest games this year.

that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion

prolonged and exhausting

Need four dimmer switches for lights Find dimmer switches Realize other switches in the panels with the dimmers will need to be changed to rocker switches too Realize other switches in house will need to be changed to match these updated panels Count light switches in house Cry

what do lawyers eat in the winter. suep

Dream team (unclear what the dream is)

he looks like a fucking pre pubescent bully whose dad threatens children in the pick up line

CHOTINER: and when you're in water you PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right. CHOTINER: And this is because PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here

The Japanese Maritime Self-Defense force working on railguns instead of modular gold-plated hulls.

this game is an escort mission for the colts. they have to gain yardage in small chunks and wait for philip rivers to walk up to the line. every couple minutes he spits out some dialogue like "hurry – we have to reach the satellite uplink so we can deliver evidence of the ambassador's wrongdoing"

Good morning @drwambsgans.bsky.social

Army folks logging on like “Oh is there a shipsball going on?”

Lol godsdammit prior owners why did every(1) room have a wall mount hole and outlet for TVs

You might question her methods, but credit to Bari Weiss: her leadership has pushed 60 Minutes into new formats and attracted a bunch of new viewership outside the normal broadcast audience.

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GREENSLEEVES

Anyone know a good tattoo artist in SE Massachusetts or Rhode Island that likes to do birds? I just had an idea for my left arm.

If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it

I hate when they do legislation to outlaw stuff that he does that is already blatantly illegal

i personally wouldnt poste my hit list publicly but to each their own

Merry christmas @gigansprogress.bsky.social I bought you high blood pressure

I’m so glad we put so much financial and political support behind the tech industry so they can come up with amazing new ideas like charging you 23% more for the same groceries

Fun Fact: We know where the Lewis and Clark expedition camped because their all-meat diet gave them horrible constipation and they took mercury-based laxitaves called "Thunderclappers" so they could shit. We found the sites by looking for mercury in the soil.

Hey a winter buddy!

/buys more tissues //kid1 uses a quarter of a box on the way home ///fakesteve cries in wallet

Is the train radius on Tesla cars just s*** or something? I see them doing more multiple adjustment Maneuvers trying to get in the parking spots and I do with our f****** SUV

Jordon-Petrino-Hugh Freeze Throuple

bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

Son of a