Weird day in parliament.

Jai Alai's on MASN!

all AIs are White

Let's play a new game: AI or Just White

Pure land kicking our ass but now we got enough nuts and new purple chest pieces fuckin up them mushrooms and fish but sprite keeps fucking biting it

hey guys isn't it weird how all of the abundance guys in DC started talking about the US government needing to back US AI tech companies at the same time and now government backed entities are now looking into doing this

gofund.me/f2b22547b Because, fuck it.

LFG!!!!!!

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Good morning @hulcricket.bsky.social @the-core.lol

oh, wait no, that was their head of T&S, and... oh that's not what he meant by barely legal yikes

blockbuster hired me when i was 19 after a 3 minute interview and without checking my references and that's the kind of faith in people we need today

Although we're not where we should be, we're on a significantly better trajectory than we were 10 years ago.

all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

republicans reject motley crue’s offer to kickstart heart

People will never be able to go to Mars because Elon made it too dangerous to travel in space, just like his cars with terrestrial travel.

10/10 take. No notes.

They're all little cosplaying sociopaths, from Border Patrol and ICE all the way up to the president of the United States. A bunch of unethical psychopathic hate mongering criminals so arrogant they don't even know when they're telling on themselves. Lmao Jesus Christ.

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

Not now, carnivorous death ball

We Don't Call 9-1-1

The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book

Good morning @drwambsgans.bsky.social

all albums are concept albums its jsut that sometimes the concept is "what if i made an album"

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

true story, there are a lot of very happy vibrant green tomato plants in this world with no fruit on 'em whatsoever meanwhile these depresso Charlie Brown-dead-Christmas-tree looking mummies still doing their darndest to fulfill the mission

I will always be confused by contractors who seem to have trouble with the concept of a COI

Not a knock on Foxworthy at all - he clearly put in the work - but wow chalk another one up for “our preconceived notions of marginalized groups somehow evaporate when we learn they are actual people and not some faceless inconvenience in my life” youtu.be/dYT5gE95pdc?...

Wow yeah he was leaving reviews explaining exactly why he did or didn't like levels, like "this was too easy" Not sure what the specific thing was but probably pretty innocuous. Shame we have to tell him to stop, it was good writing practice

@briesmith.xyz folks must have thought mum was out of pocket

The New York State government should not provide funding to a university that has signed a contract agreeing to actively violate NYS law, on behalf of the Trump regime – and it's very difficult to see how Cornell going Jim Crow (again) would not so violate those equal rights provisions.

@petegain.es @502eire.lol finally got a good example I promise none of this is mute words or people, and you'll note that there's no warning for why it's hidden like a labeler would do Stupid secret backend bullshit

UPS tracking is confusing as hell Email last night: Friday the 7th! Click to the tracking on their site: Monday the 11th!

Good morning @stubobnumbers.bsky.social

Emailing my weed lawyer about weed law

Sonic Adventure 2 has all your favorite musical styles!

You couldn't have waterboarded this out of me, etc etc

my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek

OK it's Friday, schedule is clear, let's get all this work don---DEMAND LETTER FROM CLIENT fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou

I can't really contextualize this without knowing the typical litter size for an AI-generated Minister of State for Artificial Intelligence

Literally the one place in the country where Democrats got their clock cleaned was in the home county of state chair who refused to endorse Mamdani and has generally overseen a string very poor democratic performances.

Bernie Sanders record of surrounding himself with people who then got gigs of their own by association only to turn out to be absolute disasters at it is only matched in public life by Bill Belichick

Meta itself estimates that it's involved in 1/3 of all successful scams in the United States lol

turning a big dial that says 'Top Tax Rate' on it and constantly looking back at the Forbes Billionaire List to see if it's disappeared.