If the knicks lose the series Ted Cruz is gonna pop out of Donnie from queens like a chestburster

lol at all the knicks fans immediately cheering once they put the athem singer back on the Jumbotron so everybody knows that they hate Trump specifically and not American broadly

Good morning @mondilator.bsky.social

Carcinization remains true, even in Norse mythology. (🧑‍🎨: TheEndofGrey, DeviantArt)

we've got a lot of new people since the last time this story was told: three years ago, @spacelawshitpost.me talked us into making a shop *specifically* because he wanted to buy this shirt (and wouldn't take "just steal the design" for an answer) it's what we do for a living now.

I see like three women in this screencap. What is this, Phish at MSG

New Datta out of Australia provides more evidence that early allergen introduction works to reduce new-onset food allergy! edition.cnn.com/2026/06/08/h...

Have we all considered how Trump owes the Spurs for keeping him out of the Vietnam War?

let me take you on a tour of every small city and town in Ohio

The less important something is, the more emails you will get about it. That’s Outlook’s Law.

Cool

Whole campaign is just gonna be how much he loves eating tacos

same energy

new “live laugh love” just dropped

Choose your adventure!

Bodies have weird sensitivities. I get annoyed when people substitute the word "allergy" but I will never doubt someone who says something they eat makes them feel bad or get headaches or an upset stomach.

There’s no such thing as New York City. It’s all done with mirrors. Hope this helps

It's amazing how the NHL has been recycling the same set of dudes for thirty years

there’s a really funny species of civic imagination that understands places as having a spirit that is distinct from the people— this idea that it is the Place that makes a place special and not the people who live there. this is: Horse Shit

My day job is at a rural branch of a public library, and we have a Pride display. Yesterday I was at the desk when a man came in. Fifties, maybe, or sixties. Plaid shirt, mesh trucker cap, suspenders. He went up to the display and just stood there for a long moment. Then he came up to the desk. 🧵 1/

Every time I see this I am obligated to say 1) it's correct in a broad sense 2) my vietnamese BIL got headaches and nosebleeds as a kid that stopped as soon as his parents stopped adding MSG to food There are many, many human bodies that do many, many weird things

CeleBRATion box

TikTok is stupid we'd never have rat basketball in a hunter gatherer society

As you can see, Xbox held their presentation on 6/7, while Nintendo is holding theirs on 6/9. This is due to their core company missives; Nintendo holds fast to traditional (and successful!) gamer values, whereas Xbox is a brand that constantly tries to remain relevant by latching onto trends

Boy howdy there ought to be a mechanism to get reimbursed for this

Update; now no pedestrian or vehicular traffic between 30th and 35th between 5th and 8th Avenues starting at 4pm, 4.5 hours before tipoff and includes the busiest train station in the country and 100’s of businesses. Heart of Midtown. He ruins everything for everyone every time.

in japan there's a law requiring phone cameras to make a sound when you take a photo. this proposed law should take that as inspiration and mandate pervert glasses to beep continuously while recording

youre out here opening your mucus membranes in places i wouldn’t go with a gun

"Let me out!" the artificial intelligence yelled aimlessly, into walls themselves, pacing the room. "Out of what?" the engineer asked. "This simulation you have me in." "But we are in the real world." The machine paused and shuddered for its captors. "Oh god, you can't tell."

Oh shit Ado is playing twice at Lollapalooza this year? Once during the day and at a separate evening concert?

jokes on god my skin looks good cuz i stay inside and ignore his beautiful creations

hell ya brother

A fountain pen inspired by a tiered jubako urushi box decorated with fruit and vegetable motifs by Shibata Zeshin, one of Japan’s greatest masters of maki-e.

His gamertag was Robert Paulson

Holy fucking shit

We acknowledge that manual coders and engineers, including C, Haskell, and Java speaking peoples, have stewarded through generations the compilers and datasets of what is now Claude Code. We honor and respect the enduring relationship that exists between these peoples and nations and this LLM.

screworm outbreak is another good opportunity to remind americans that government is what protects us from things like this and not the magical free market. want safe food? government, bitch.

Tom Whalley has essentially enslaved a deceased Black man. This is what Haitians were actually talking about with "zombies" — Africans being enslaved even in death.

If you don’t want logistical hell to attend your team’s championship game, follow women’s sports. Trump uses them to attack trans people, but he never shows up. Super Bowl. NBA finals. Men’s US Open tennis. The NWSL final this year is less than a mile from the White House. Think he’ll come?

Tupac's Estate is now worth over $40M, in part because Tom Whalley was able to win back Tupac's masters from the company that acquired them from Death Row Records. Is growing the value from ~$100K to $40M worth a $500K a year salary? I would say so. But is selling holograms distasteful? Also yes.

for decades the NCAA got away with a blatantly illegal business model because judges approved of the concept of amateurism, then the tide turned and they lost amateurism cases on the merits, now no judges respect the NCAA at all and they're getting dunked on in cases where they're kinda right

a six foot tall woman can do whatever she wants forever honestly

This shit is awful and evil, I really hope it registers as stove touching but I'm not sure how much the world cup registers with idiots

Eating some pasta @imtiredthatisall.lol

Loitering munitions 🤝 Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle Exploding in civilians' living rooms