It’s so funny that they have to say “suspected” because they couldn’t find someone who speaks Spanish, vexillology, or grids to explain to them what was going on.

the patriots can still win if mike pence has the courage

I know everyone's busy with other shut, but since I'm listening to random music and washing dishes this was nice

the new england patriots can still win the super bowl if mike pence has the courage to do the right thing

Will he still be dead for the next Super Bowl? Only time will tell

I assume from reading the timeline that this season is ending as well for drake maye as the ones in college did?

This is really what separates Trump from Stephen Miller. He'll make it 11/14ths of the way through the 14 words and then stop to complain about Mike Tirico.

Dammit, kid2 feeling shitty and waking up every 8-20 minutes does not make for a good night for him or an efficient one for anyone else

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

We somehow have gotten Kendrick and Bad Bunny staging two of the most spectacular and political Super Bowl halftime shows ever, back to back, during the most aggressively fascist reign in US history

guy who thinks Drake Maye is Shark Week for dragons

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

10,000,000 pets go missing every year And we’ve invaded everyone’s expectation of privacy to find 400

My parents didn’t have power for three months and my mom drank water out of a jug that she filled from a stream and my dad ate breadfruit that fell off his trees and they’re white and have money

take a shot every time a famous man who’s been accused of misconduct is featured in a commercial

Dentist commercial ratio

I love that my timeline is 80% people talking about the longhorns piss chart About half in text, half in photos

I would not admit this in a shareable pubic way, I just wouldn't do it. Saying nothing is always free. This sort of proves VC/tech bro/AI people seem to have lost even vestigial shame.

LET HER COACH

Hey friends! If you are watching the Puppy Bowl today remember to look for our girl Rupaw! I hear she was shy and may not get much screen time, but hopefully we will see her a bit!

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.

Ok, Bad Bunnies performing on a Super Bowl. You’re welcome.

We've had enough copaganda shows. I want a mountain rescue squad show. This guy rappelling from a helicopter to airlift Lindsay Vonn off the course is braver than any cop has ever been.

103.7 sigh

Sebastian Aho and Mikko Rantanen being named the two alternate captains for Team Finland #WinterOlympics

Any peace without Russia pulling back to its internationally recognized borders would be little more than a ceasefire, lasting just long enough for Russia to rebuild its offensive capability.

Since Valentine's Day is approaching, I'm reposting some of my past Valentine's comics.

this would be many of you when faced with a HELLRAISER-esque scenario

in 2025 we treated more than 85 billion gallons of water, averaging about 85,000 gallons every 30 seconds. based on our estimated operating expenses last year, the cost of service to manage 30 seconds of flow is about $244 and some change. actual investment. actually interesting.

It's wild that one of my favorite brand accounts is for a sewage treatment plant

And yet, this has to be added to every webpage:

“You have to respect the guts it took to make a shitty team that sucks ass FOR THE OLYMPICS”

Ooookay here we go. Bad Bunny 101 condensed into six weeks of music, reading material, and perreo

Make extensive detailed mazes for hamsters on YouTube and you'll never work a day in your life

there’s a word for something most people generate about once a day and it’s not “book”

@freelarrydoby.bsky.social finally saw Payback directors cut and wow you're right, very different movie

Evening folks

miami cuban: sir, im american. communism stole my family’s estate. i support trump. im white diego ramirez, ice officer: sending this [redacted] to sudan. america is for americans.

I was ready to get into the workforce long before college ended, but I do miss fun shit like this

@moxiest.art i think one more year for the XS we bought a while back to fit, so around age 7-8 Kid likes it though Shoulder seams and bottom of shirt shown

another week of ✨ Shameless Self Promotion Saturday ✨ where thinking about the ethics of trying to make a living in this moment in history makes us feel like turning our skin inside out hi new people. hi old people. hi creatures who dont identify as people. we love you. please buy art. or dont.

My goal as a parent was always to raise better men than me I just received a video from one son of my other son juggling dildos outside the Whipple Building There are many things I could have done better but I can't really argue with the results

DOOM JAZZ

Here's the thing, living in a fascist occupation and still doing normal shit like dealing with annoying neighbors or cleaning your cat litterbox is fucking surreal. If our lives have to be surreal, I'm glad this is how we're responding.

Not sure if it’ll work if you aren’t logged in/subscribed but here it is.

He's not running the post like it's Amazon, he's using the idea of "data" to offload responsibility for his own politically motivated decisions onto readers

I think this is rugby related not football related but I hate it with the passion that I hate that power slap bullshit

A bit on the nose