I just realized 10:30 am is TWO and a half hours after 8 am and not one and a half. I did not need to be up this early.

The high I felt when I finally nailed my two-minute comedy bit about The Sims that completely hinged on a Cher impression…

Hahaha my depression and body dysmorphia keeps telling me I need to lose weight but at least I intellectually know that’s not true.

When he calls you a “good boy” after you give an A+ blowjob.

This has been such a long day…

me whenever y’all wear grey sweatpants.

When he calls you a “good boy” after you give an A+ blowjob.

Oldest selfie on your phone. 2014

“We can disagree on politics and still respect each other.” Except your politics tell me who you are and what you value, and I have absolutely no respect for either one.

hanging by a thread lol

work fit check. kinda demure, ngl.

i’m still here.

1. bc unregulated capitalism lets VERY wealthy people make more money than they will ever need by profiting off dying people 2. no saved ya a click

Happy Friday ♥️🫂

meet you in the locker room.

I won my roast battle :)

meet you in the locker room.

I will obsessively follow the Wicked 4 Good press tour but I won’t be listening to ANY of the music, from snippets in trailers to Spotify previews etc, until I am SEATED in the theatre opening night.

I have another roast tonight and so far I only feel confident in 2 out of my five jokes.

republican politicians are like roaches - wired for self preservation and she’s scurrying the fuck away because maga isn’t selling like it used to

Hotel mirror pic thread, I was told.

I don't think any of us should be surprised that the party that has a trifecta and also a disdain for government at its most basic levels would be overseeing our nation's longest ever government shutdown.

iso fbw that is also bf.

Who wants to buy me slutty holiday pajamas?

hi :)

I feel SO GOOD about my set tonight.

Hotel mirror pic thread, I was told.

Is America great yet?

I probably need to be medicated, according to the stars and the placement of my houses and such.

It’s actually amazing how functional my depression can be.

sneaking a lil booty pic at the party.

The sexual tension between me and my little buzzer announcing my burrito is ready.

The voters have spoken. Democrats should not budge one inch on funding the government until the GOP plundering of our healthcare system has been reversed.

Back on Kaiser insurance so I can’t even consider going back to my old therapist unless I wanna pay out of pocket and I can’t afford that :)

I am both of these things to my parents.

I LOVE DEMOCRACY!

It’s that time of year to pine after a Top who’s already forgotten I’m alive 🥹🥰

Jonathan Bailey is people’s sexiest man alive AND dick Cheney is dead?! Maybe things will be OK this Election Day 🥰

Highly considering a social and emotional detox where I disappear from social media and my friends and general life for like 2 or 3 weeks.

hi

this is like the superbowl for bisexual people

Haven’t decided if I’m “get under the covers with a burrito and binge an old tv show” depressed or “furiously send ass pics to all my hottest oomfs” depressed or both.

Can someone (specifically him) have a crush on me?

Hi I’m just so done and it’s not even 10 am on a Tuesday.

it’s morphin’ time 🩷

Sunday scaries but I’m just depressed.

📣 PLEASE SHARE! 📣 Portland, Oregon updated list of local food pantries, shelters, and mutual aid during this government shutdown. Even if you don’t need these resources, someone in your community will! #PDX bit.ly/FoodPDX2025

hi

boys are fucking dumb. thats all.