Today is a day of rest (no opinions, no hot takes, no jokes, just being cute.)

for the naughty list ;)

When your chosen family comes over for given family Christmas dinner ♥️

Imagine taking to your family’s Christmas dinner? Wouldn’t that be cute?

Imagine taking to your family’s Christmas dinner? Wouldn’t that be cute?

seeing all your cute couples xmas pics.

Merry Xmas morning, BFs and bloomfs ♥️

for the naughty list ;)

Merry Xmas morning, BFs and bloomfs ♥️

So much wine, and now I have to wrap presents.

2025

Merry Christmas Eve 🥂♥️

Merry Christmas Eve 🥂♥️

If I said I would “don my gay apparel” I think my friends, given what I normally wear, would be genuinely scared for whatever the hell I was about to show up in.

Yes I am running late. Yes it is my fault. No you still shouldn’t be driving like that.

Which of the nine og reindeer would I be? Honest answers only.

I just wanna deck the halls and guide the sleighs and roast the chestnuts with my besties ♥️🎄

🦌

I’ve got your carrot, Mr Snowman 🥕⛄️

Wait is this NOT Pride merch?

Volunteering to be your “Ghost of Christmas Past” for that special awful someone in your life who needs to be told what’s what.

I just think Amy Poehler is a better person and contributed more to society than James Cameron, that’s all.

Crazy how I never would’ve known about that 60 Minutes report (not proud but that’s modern media consumption) until Bari Weiss tried to kill it and now I’m like sending it to my cousins and former co-workers.

I’ve got your carrot, Mr Snowman 🥕⛄️

Jim Carrey deserved an Oscar for the Grinch, and I’m so serious. He’s as locked in as any great master performance throughout the art of cinema.

Love, Nick

♥️

Something about Ariana saying “Ladies and Gentlemen… Cher” healed a part of my soul.

🦌

I’m just saying, do something sacrilegious to my hole.

Anastasia:

Tv has taught me that men play sports so they can secretly kiss each other.

Sen. Ron Wyden on the Trump DOJ not producing all of the Epstein files, as required by law: "Anything short of a full release today is a violation of the law and a continuation of this administration’s coverup on behalf of a bunch of pedophiles and sex traffickers."

My Christmas card from 2024, illustrated by my friend Sam. Ready to crack your nuts.

My Christmas card from 2023, illustrated by my friend Sam. I can lead your sleigh tonight.

My Christmas card from 2022, illustrated by my friend Sam. I’m your perosnal Elf on the Shelf.

I forgot my lunch at home so I might as well cry myself to sleep.

Today is our work’s holiday part for residents, so I will be mentally checking out until January :)

🍑

Me: “It was probably @nickpdx.bsky.social.”

Bluesky Wrapped said “Very gay.”

The euphoric rush of a man using the brief privacy of the elevator to passionately kiss you cannot be overstated.

didn’t notice they’re inside out until now.

bluesky wrapped calling me a bottom.

One thing I’m always gonna do is start off my workout with a sassy little walk through the gym.

It’s been pointed out to me that I would not make a very good Ghost of Christmas Future because they’re almost entirely silent.

“So-and-so joined Meta AI” okay wow embarrassing.

today’s work outfit :)

Nick Wrapped 2025: where I send you my review of your interactions with me over the past year.

work is boring, who has inane gossip?