First show of the fest is done!

Anyone else remember the Gay Kingsom episode from the Tyra Bank Show episode?

Landed in New Orleans for the weekend :)

y’all aren’t ready for the hotel pics.

exit row leg room GOD LOVES GAYS.

everyone sharing their skircles at the start of pride month while they’re still tight.

🎼 I wish that I could be like the cool kids.

One thing I’m gonna do at karaoke is sing a sad white woman song.

love a good pesto hummus.

me being smothered by your pillowy chest when?

Should I follow up my sweet baby gay justice today with something slutty for Pride?

Thank god I’m gay.

baby gay —> adult gay

happy pride to this kid ♥️

It’s real! I took over producing and hosting duties for Portland’s quarterly queer mostly-naked comedy showcase! If any bloomfs are in town, join us this month and Laugh Your Clothes Off 🤣🥵

very sweaty run

i don’t know what macros are and at this point i’d rather never learn.

very sweaty run

one month until New York, bloomfies

btw jasmine masters followed me back on instagram last night. and she lip syncs with a microphone. and icon.

okay but show me your dicks again 🥺👉👈

idk kinda eating

baby gay —> adult gay

bestie at the drag show: “yayyy jane don’t!” me at the drag show: “yayyy jasmine masters!”

answer with examples.

lol hey sorry i was being kinda insane i was feeling hopeless but no worries i’m so fine now but it will happen again shortly ilysm

i think us fucking could be nice. refreshing even.

cat eyes

I just want what they have…

most beautiful day of the week.

Okay the dick’s big, but does the dick text you back? Or even text you first?

destroyed raw in a gentlemanly way.

do i post hole?

typing on my laptop when we could be flirting.

tit thursday? more like PIT thursday.

riding your d*** like lady martha sitwell for her first time in years after the group’s polo lesson.

your daily briefs

Salad for lunch, just like that vegan gay hottie James Talarico.

My kingdom for an egg white spinach wrap.

internet is down at work :)

just a little hump day pic.

okay butt my new summer swimsuit is very cute and gay and slutty.

and in conclusion, your honor…

Is tent Tuesday a thing?

“hoes don’t get cold” umm yes we do brrr.

bouncing on it like a bumpy car ride.

Absolutely no criticism to anyone who partakes, but I really never plan to put Botox in my face for lines or color my hair to cover the slightly emerging silver. I’m going to get older, and I want to get older, and I want to see myself getting older.

idk girl i’m tired.

why is the current mens fashion trend smockmaxxing

bouncing on it like a bumpy car ride.