fans?

i know journalism is dead in a lot of ways but is it not abject malpractice to write this headline like grok is sentient and doing anything? men in offices pushing buttons run grok and knew it could do this and likely didn’t care but bc it’s AI the world just shrugs and moves on. mind blowing

i love this photo from the inauguration by the talented @gregpak.net

Gosh there is nothing cooler than seeing your friends succeed and do amazing things.

lorde last year:

lmao this sanitizing shit drives me insane. a warmongering demon who stole an entire election then laid the groundwork for Where We’re At and his hokey pokey hurr durr shtick STILL fools every single blue wave resist democracy defender idiot that can type

cc: @nytimes.com

Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

wow

good morning world i’m a virgin again!

2026 has arrived.

A good riddance.

New York City has a new mayor

heard a cheer when dick cheney came up on the in memorial slideshow, happy new year

Here’s to another year of being gay on our little computers, as Alan Turing would have wanted

Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago

returned a friendly smile to a twink i passed on the sidewalk without realizing he was a mormon missionary which is a nick-of-time reminder to not smile at strange twinks in 2026 they CANNOT be trusted

i thank god this is one of the last things i was blessed to see in 2025 #RHOSLC

i’d die for her

“and with that, the 2025—“

this is what I’m talking about x

🚨KATSEYE announce new single, “Internet Girl,” out this Friday.

the earth:

Today is New Year’s Eve.

this is gay rights #RHOSLC

And you’re a piece of shit if you make fun of trans people. Just remember that babes ❤️

psa: you are weird as FUCK if you’re gay and make fun of other gays for being too fem

love you tom!

almost ten years later and still makes me laugh

cannot stress enough: post for the love of the game and talk about things you enjoy and laugh at in 2026 - it makes all the difference

billiards manufacturers:

look x may be terrible in lots of ways but that erika kirk thing they got rn has ended me lmaoooo

any time i wear a gray hoodie and light wash jeans i’m like ok we’re paying homage to the blueprint today

This would fix me

Madonna is younger and more beautiful btw

HELLO

rashida tlaib's family was in the middle of getting firebombed by US provided arms while biden was pontificating about the moral necessity of dropping said bombs and she still told people to vote straight dem. what else do you want

somehow more embarrassing than love you more than those bitches before

for the record when i say posting in bad faith for clicks THIS is what i mean - guy has 100K+ following here just to punch left and blame anyone but white people for a candidate that lost every single swing state

hey at least you’re consistent

People who sympathize with Palestine over Israel voted for Harris by a 25 point margin People who sympathize with Israel over Palestine voted for Trump by a 48 point margin. The competition is fierce but I think "Thanks, Dearborn" has to be the dumbest Dem scapegoating line in modern history

i once told kaitlyn bristowe, formerly the bachelorette, she shouldn’t praise blake shelton bc he was a racist during my twitter days and she responded to me publicly so her fans pelted my dm’s so hard w kys that i had to go private for a month lmfaoo

the most unifying human experience is watching a muppets’ edit get thousands of likes bc every single person knows it would work flawlessly no matter the movie