My tickle me Elmo just stopped laughing. As if I didn’t have enough on my fucking plate this time of year

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Counterpoint: if anyone can take down AI it's octopuses

must-have hair clip

Bluesky's saying I have to give them an accurate date of birth or they're going to log me out. I'm not doing that, so this might be goodbye.

As I walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death, I can’t help thinking this was a really bad idea

Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social

Florida upside down is the Grinch

Florida upside down is the Grinch

bad news kids Santa used ai to plot his route this year and the sleigh took off 3 days early and crashed into the Alps almost immediately

If santa stole all the presents and money and got himself a boat

It's #Caturday. This is mine chicken. He's Healthy & Local. So am I. Hope you're able to enjoy this day. Hope you too have a chicken 😸 Love you all. Forever. Hugs ❄️💙❄️

Got tased at bingo again

Lately I’ve been getting into roaming the desolate wastelands in search of higher meaning

X-mas battlefield 🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️ 🏔️ 🎄 ❄️ 🏔️🏔️ 🏔️ ⛄🎄 ❄️ 🗡️🦌 🌲 🎄 🎄 🏔️ ☃️ 💥 🌲 💣 🎄🤶 🎄 ❄️ 🔥 🔥🌲 ⛄ 🎄 💥 🎄🪓🎅 ❄️ ☠️ 💣 🔥🌲 ⛄🎄 ❄️ 🎄 🔫🦌 ❄️

When I was around six or so my mom had a navy velvet evening gown with tiny, circular mirrors circling the neck, wrists, & hem. So that’s why I’m like this.

Killer menu of non-fash-billionaire-bastardized news from @marisakabas.bsky.social here. Give the gift of non-complicity.

You're a cowboy? so like, a Minotaur?

watching a commercial for a drug called “cobenfy” makes me realize we could crowdsource the end of Big Pharma advertising by listing every possible syllable mashup and mocking it before it can be trademarked. Cobenfy—for when Pablux isn’t enough.

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

gotcha...maybe

I would describe my style of posting as scrawling something dumb in crayon on cocktail napkin, folding it over several times, and then dropping it through a gloryhole as I walk away wearing really great shoes

My brother, dad, & I met with my dad’s accountant today, & I, the baby, went into full, terrifying, AOSD (agenda, outline, supporting documents) mode which caused the accountant to call in her assistant, hold up my outline, & say, “See? This is what I need from you.” & my brother texted me, “OMFG.”

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

tried to kill itself by jumping off the road

The generation that complained for years about young children getting participation trophies just gave a grown man a soccer peace prize

I don't do anywhere near enough self-promotion here.

my favorite part of every Christmas special is when Santa and all the reindeer lift off from a roof and immediately head for the distant horizon instead of the house next door

I have been cruelly reminded that five years ago, at a butterfly sanctuary, a green one landed on my shoulder & I yipped in fear & went into a bomb crouch, in public, on a gravel path.

i'm doing Story Smash this Saturday night at the Lyric Hyperion and it's always fun, please come if you can

This guy is freaking terrifying.

not sure but I know they smoke cronk

i hope they spell Zebra Popcornopolis correctly on my death certificate

Might start screaming, in a fun and flirty way

it's pretty amazing the difference one letter can make for instance there's a very sensitive 4 yo here right now insisting the grinch is called the gronch (go ahead, say it out loud. gronch) and I'm biting my lips so hard to keep from laughing my mouth tastes like pennies

Hey! If you’ve ever liked my voice, now, before the end of the year, would be a really good time to hire me for any SAG-approved projects! Asking as someone who loves VO, and also really loves having halfway decent health insurance

Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.

I'm not going to be able to afford a midlife crisis until I'm in my 70s

Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you burned it in a pagan sacrifice

When I hear the play has audience participation

I don't need to watch unboxing videos, I have Opening the Microwave with ADHD. Will it be empty? Is yesterday's breakfast still in there? Will I go to heat up my coffee and find another mug of coffee? The passport I just spent $150 replacing? Impossible to say

I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

Somebody just drove by and yelled YOUR LIGHTS LOOK LIKE HELL. Is that caroling? It sounded like Christmas caroling

there should be more christmas songs about vengeance

me: *screaming into the abyss* the abyss: this could have been an email

It's all so clear now.

the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be useless in fog so he goes with the other heavily-bullied reindeer, Sonar