There's someone at the door

I can understand now why one of the first things tbe regime did was make sure 60 minutes got hobbled. I've never liked that show much but they would have been all over this stuff.

Okay but Serious Post for autistic and otherwise neurodiverse people in my orbit for whom today has been hard: I'm grateful you exist. Your life is a good thing.

You don’t scare me, you’re not the sound of breaking glass followed by toddler laughter

Do people kiss under the Juniper tree when the clock strikes midnight on the Rapture day? What's the tradition? Please hurry up, there's like 7 minutes left.

hanging around a basketball goal all day tomorrow in case i do get raptured

Went to a new place. Thought I had no expectations. Turns out I did. I had expectations.

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Folic acid is already taken by a majority of medically-monitored women because it does help (scientifically proven) to prevent neural tube defects (where babies are born with part of their spinal cord exposed). If it prevented autism, autism rates would have decreased significantly.

We're going to be hearing christian music on regular radio stations soon

There's something so strange about Erika Kirk. There's much more to that story, somewhere.

So wait don't the evangelicals think the rapture will take trump?

My painting AUTUMN CORNFIELD

I love how they use the rapture as a threat like being left here on earth without all those people wouldn't be a big improvement in most of our lives

find the friend

I really hate giving other people advice, but the murdoch family is involved in the tiktok deal with the US government. The plan is very much to "fox news" the new generations. Keep your kids and teens off it going forward, if you can.

Apparently on Christian tiktok they're predicting a rapture on Tuesday. So I'm going in to work early, laying out an outfit of clothing in my office and pretending it got me.

No this is how Gonzo was born

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

[naked and stuck like a helium balloon against the Home Depot ceiling during The Rapture]

No this is how Gonzo was born

Genuinely amazed a tylenol sniper hasn't found rfk jr.

At first I was like "lol. Yeah" but then I was, "but you're in the car. Do something"

Great season here at Oregon Shakespeare Festival: fine Julius Caesar, beautiful Quixote Nuevo, Shane (!), which is phenomenal and Lisa Peterson’s brilliant As You Like It. Get ye to Ashland before 10/26!

Apparently on Christian tiktok they're predicting a rapture on Tuesday. So I'm going in to work early, laying out an outfit of clothing in my office and pretending it got me.

Chill in that way where the ringer on my phone, usually set to silent, went off while I was brushing my teeth, & I panicked & swallowed my mouthwash.

Cool as hell pets not allowed.

Remember, even if canceling Disney seems impossible for your family long term, you can still cancel now and restart in a week if you need to. They need to experience the panic now of losing vast numbers. Panic about $ talks. What happens in the next few days is what could change their minds.

And while I'm not being funny, the US is claiming that hundreds of known terrorist are crossing into the US from Canada and that Canada is a terrorism threat. Every part of this statement is a complete lie. They're setting the stage for an attack on Canada. Please don't believe anything they say.

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

Picky, crush-wise, unless you’re on The Great British Bake-Off, & then I crush out on someone if they have a stutter or say the word “gorgeous” or make a flappy gesture with their arms.

about to become rich making a protein vape

Sorry can't I'm busy figuring out how much jail time my next novel will get me

turns out you do need English majors, if only to help write better texts for your fake investigations

Somebody up there likes me, probably my grandma

Very soon there will be types of fiction, with particular topics and themes, that we're not allowed to write or publish

dating pool rn

So if they're outlawing antifa (anti-fascism) are they openly saying now that they're fascists? You can't be anti something that doesn't exist

You are now watching the Late Night Show with Kristi Noem

You are now watching the Late Night Show with Kristi Noem

tv was better when I was younger (yesterday)

Can I just get one normal day to focus on my own little problems

Not just that they're comedians but two wealthy white guys being told they can't say what they want has to be the biggest of red flags

anyway, what a moment for Disney to announce its new Muppets special

Thanks to @apnews.com for the review of our film.

Robert Redford on Richard Nixon's death. Not much changes, I guess.

Inside you are two lions. One is dissociating and the other is freaking the hell out

yeah because brown squirrels drive like goddamn lunatics and somebody has to think of the children