every time i hear “the new ballroom” my mind flashes on Eva Braun dancing the night away in “Downfall.”

I still respect the form of a tightly-written, hot-white-angry colum banged out w equal parts racing passion and cogent analysis. Will Bunch is a master of this form, and this morning's is no excpetion. Worth your time if you you want some grounding about last night www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...

Every single day that I take a shift as a substitute teacher I have to look at where the emergency backpack is, where the looped chain and anchor for the door is, if the opaque internal window covers by doors are in good shape, and the safest corner of the room to huddle the children.

tone down the heretic.

The President calling politicians he doesn’t like “Low I.Q.” and “traitors” would like to blame the newest production of “Assassination Attempt” on political rhetoric.

Trump: I'm going to destroy an entire civilization. We're going to keep killing people in boats. Senator Kelly should be executed. ICE protesters are domestic terrorists. Immigrants are vermin. Raskin: Donald Trump is bad for this country. Bash: Do you regret your heated rhetoric, Rep. Raskin?

A gilded sanctuary for the anti-messiah with the nuke codes who proclaims himself to be God. Who knew the Third Temple would be built in D.C.

maybe his secret pillow talk calls with false flag Putin could shed some light

A GOP that- Rationalized murder. Fetishized violence. Killed with remorseless glee. Pardoned violent mobs. Threatened genocide. Which raises the question: have Democrats gone too far?

every time i hear “the new ballroom” my mind flashes on Eva Braun dancing the night away in “Downfall.”

the ballroom obsession seems insane till you get to the bottom of it—to the impregnable doomsday führerbunker.

I think it’s horrible that anybody should be subjected to gun violence. unlike the guy everyone was there to party with, who thinks it’s good and cool

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

Normal people have absolutely had enough and they are starting to cook lmao

Next time, if you want to fool anybody other than your idiot supporters, move the clouds.

These pictures convey that reflecting pool algae will be replaced by bigotry

This is how they should feed the guests at the Washington Hilton tonight.

In the end *exhales puff of smoke* Icarus flew too close to the ground.

Elephant Stampede for President 2028

Manipulating the markets so that it wrecks as many people as possible while you and your insider trading cronies hoover up as much money as possible. Who needs factories when all you gotta manufacture is chaos!

The Access of Evil

I know it seems as if there is a backlash against sexual freedom and tolerance in America, but this weekend there‘s a very public event where prominent people are going to a party in order to be humiliated and urinated upon. Each to their own!

In the end *exhales puff of smoke* Icarus flew too close to the ground.

how long till the executive order granting them all the power of prima nocta.

“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it” so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue

more like WHAT ON EARTH day

Today is my daughter's 21st birthday. I've written about Q over the years, and this is a thread of some of my favorite pieces about and with her. First up, a recent one about her love of miniatures, art, and the experience of real things. buttondown.com/dorsalstream...

give Darth Vaccinator a podcast.

if we're both still single by the time we are dead, then whew

Sic Semper Tyrannis, Virginia

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

Everything about our Iran War being conducted by a party that can only lie, complain and punish feels like an overly elaborate exploration of @veryimportant.lawyer's theory that Everyone Is 12 Now.

The difference between Palantir and the techno madman in a Bond movie is the average Bond villain is less insufferable.

Palantir. The company that’s turning America into a domestic surveillance panopticon. power to the peephole™️

🎶 You’re so vain. You probably think this psalm is about you

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

the pope, attempting to preach Augustine's cautionary “libido dominandi” (lust for domination) to 21st century visigoths and vandals.

Hegseth added that it reminded him of the prayer: “O Lord, bless this Thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs & sloths & carp & anchovies & orangutans & breakfast cereals”

At Pentagon worship service today, Pete Hegseth again read a violent prayer to bless the Iran war. But this time his prayer was apparently borrowed from 'Pulp Fiction.' I promise I'm not writing for @theonion.com now: publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

I mean Jesus, you should pardon the expression, Christ

to summarize, this week jd vance laysplained st augustine of hippo to the augustinian pope, while the pope visited hippo

can’t stop thinking about how seditious conspiracy is now legal. happy 250th, USA!

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

Drinking this No More Tears shampoo is just making me sadder.

"Everything's Fine" (rapidograph and charcoal on paper)

The Pope is soft on crime though.

thank goodness we all grew back our gills

Jim Jones, David Koresh, and Charles Manson enjoyed role playing as Christ. All three raped girls and grifted their worshippers in the name of being the savior. But it’s probably just a coinkydink!