hung the tree upside down because we’re living through The Poseidon Adventure.

i’m genuinely so convinced all of this has been a planned operation by the student and her mother (who is commenting on this publicly, and associated closely with the republican party), and big far right propaganda account going all in on it. this is designed to oust trans people from public life

Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

I mean, yes

a full year into their unmitigated self-owned disaster with polling numbers swirling the golden toilet and their defense is still “Let’s go Brandon!”

Honestly can't tell if she meant "prosecute" or she's just embraced the full fascist experience.

I wish all International Organizations Attempting to Arrest Pete Hegseth for Murder a very He Was Killed While Attempting Escape.

Sonnenrad Halo Lincoln in a 14-words post from the Department of Labor should result in the loss of a job and also how is eveyone involved in the process not too embarrassed to breathe.

A White House website with a dedicated Lügenpresse tab marks a pretty bleak moment in US history.

Somebody just drove by and yelled YOUR LIGHTS LOOK LIKE HELL. Is that caroling? It sounded like Christmas caroling

People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.

when you use A.I. to hoover up the language used in every mass shooter’s manifesto for your accelerationist propaganda:

joining the war on AI on the side of bong joon ho

It's beginning to look a lot like crisis.

“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”

Strange how the ideology of the Minnesota assassin was pretty much dryly noted and dropped, not used as an excuse by politicians to blame half the country for the murder.

Miller’s goal like that of Germany’s AfD is to preserve the ethnic & cultural origins of their white European ancestors who left them nothing in terms of power, financial security, morality, intelligence or the joy of living. Their mission is the preservation of absolute human bankruptcy.

happy birthday, dinner

He is risen

This Thanksgiving, it's important to think about what kind of Thanksgiving column you want to wind up in—the hot cousin one, or the Marine Todd one. Then I explain how we can take direct action against your family.

"We all float up here."

the decline and fall of the american republic in two headlines

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Shout, shout. Let it all out. Your bean casserole we can do without. Come on.

his stimulants are pharmaceutical-grade hatred, malevolence, and greed. they’re the toxic fuel that keeps him going and going like a rabid energizer bunny.

Old man trump fading like a bruised banana would be great news, but Russell Vought and Stephen Miller are alive and well. And they are the ones running the this Grand Guignol show.

I get the desire to set politics aside at Thanksgiving. I understand the importance of family. But at this moment, I reject avoiding a subject that envelops virtually every aspect of our lives. Here are questions you should ask Trump supporters over the holidays: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

simultaneously rerunning the 2002-03 Iraq war ruse in Venezuela and the 2008 "too big to fail" scam on Wall Street. so folks can forget we're reliving Weimar 1933.

Grandma got run over by the greatest transfer of wealth from the working class to the super rich.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Must be nice to have a real supreme court

these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors

Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed

Grandma got run over by the greatest transfer of wealth from the working class to the super rich.

"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole." -𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%

The rack of lamb has been devoured, but the putrid stench of oil and death lingers from the appalling dinner where America's business elites toasted the killer of a D.C. journalist, Jamal Khashoggi How "woke corporations" became accessories to murder. My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/ceos...

defending the Constitution the way you honor the Ten Commandments. “you have to parse the language and determine all that”

desperate and barking mad. the man needs a Seal Team 6 Jerry Lundegaard style takedown in the Lincoln bathroom.

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

pity that the president and vp were snubbed from the funeral. could’ve had some Cheney fun with the 21 gun salute.

classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself

[Werner Herzog voice] Mr. Potato Head is a monstrosity. More than a vegetable, yet less than human. With two feet, but no legs. His body parts interchangeable pieces. A grotesque plastic nightmare unworthy of love.

Trump has loved the Saudis ever since that day they made his building the tallest one standing in lower Manhattan.

the mind wanders to another extremely controversial and unliked gentleman who needed to be silenced and had “things happen.”

protect a global child trafficking sex ring and shower a brutal bone saw murderer with praise. because “very good friends!”

Jesus Christ. This is monstrous. Absolutely sickening. The journalists in that room should walk out en masse.

Your succotash, too. Come on.