Extremely easy to turn Jeffrey Epstein's email into poetry

You can really see why this class of rich guy is so hopped up on AI and thinks we all desperately want it to write our emails.

I dunno about Trump but I sure hope these emails take down the NYT

Another revelation from all of these emails is that many of the richest and most powerful people in the country absolutely cannot write. Helps explain their sweaty embrace of LLMs.

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

The only reason to meet with Boebert in the Situation Room is so they could threaten to kill her, implicitly or explicitly. She wouldn't be able to record it, thus unable to prove it.

My god (sorry I’m late on a bunch of this stuff. But wow!) According to this NYT report, the head of the FBI and the Attorney General are holding meetings *in the Situation Room* with GOP lawmakers they are trying to pressure to rescind their votes to release the Epstein info. This is madness.

nothing to see here, just Donald Trump's top henchmen summoning members of congress to a secure room where they can't be record that is sometimes used for ordering people killed in order to persuade them not to release the Epstein files

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me. I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.

ICE making community inroads

This is so gross. Nobody wants Dallas city hall relocated except for a few real estate developers who stand to gain. This hulking beast is a piece of art and Dallas residents are proud of it. Selling the I.M. Pei building will immediately be seen as the municipal equivalent of trading Luka for AD.

My "DHS LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES NOT PEPPER SPRAY CHILDREN" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet

What really fills me with dread is that every instance of this isn't met immediately by an armed crowd chasing off the secret police. For every video of ICE/CBP being confronted, there are more where bystanders just evaporate. That has to change.

Pretty rad that a guy was able to run a multi-year campaign based on the idea that China was just going to start paying us zillions of dollars and not once did the media explain how that’s just not how the world works.

What'll really bake your noodle is when you realize she probably had an AI write that. We are doomed.

Tech brains broken part 1000000000 (this lady is a partner at Andreessen apparently)

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

Paid a Colombian tea grower $1,500 for a shipment. Got billed $150 by the Trump administration at the border. *I* got billed. Not the tea growers. Not the Colombian government. Me. The American business owner. I paid the Trump tax.

No, not Home Depot stuff 😂

Yep. It’s why Senate Dems have gotten no backup from elsewhere in the party; like the old line about the internet seeing censorship as damage, Dems in the House and the states are treating Senate Dems’ refusal to act as an opposition as damage — and routing around it.

Mavs fan gets the Nico notification, looks up and sees

See, good things can happen

They don't know how to be anything other than conservative bloggers and TikTokers. Just completely limited in terms of knowledge and experience.

Republicans constantly attack their Congressional leadership, and they remove leaders who fail to achieve the objectives desired by the base. This 'infighting' hasn't been a 'distraction' or 'weakness' for them, it has produced victory after victory, including control of all three branches.

Leaf blowers are the AI of rakes: An unnecessary tool for the lazy that creates a bizarre dependency and unnatural loyalty among users, while harming the environment and making society worse

One must conclude the median democratic senator watches the Scooby Doo episodes with rapt suspense

“Some are simply waiting to see if a critical mass of Democratic legislators calling for Schumer to step down emerges, and only then would they feel comfortable joining in.” Lmaooo - look at these profiles of courage. open.substack.com/pub/zeteo/p/...

I know, everybody should leave X, but I think an exception should be made solely for Joyce Carol Oates so she can keep wounding Musk's withered soul on his own site and he can't do a thing about it.

4 UC Berkeley undergrads who put up a cardboard insect to protest Turning P*int USA’s sold out campus event are being charged with FELONY VANDALISM. www.dailycal.org/news/campus/...

Ah yes. Just what I want to do: haggle with Aetna over unsubsidized private plans.

Hemp is defined as <0.3% delta-9 THC in dry weight. The minibus adds a ban on “any intermediate hemp-derived cannabinoid products which are marketed or sold as a final product or directly to an end consumer for personal or household use,” and sets a limit of 0.4 mg THC per container.

Not a single Democratic Senator who voted NO on surrender with strongly worded posts, statements, emails, videos etc has publicly called on Schumer to resign as the Leader of the Democratic caucus. It’s telling. They are all mostly cowards - followers of public opinions instead of being leaders.

Any Senate Democrat who is not publicly and explicitly calling for Schumer's resignation as the Leader is complicit.

The bigger fight? Buddy, I die without health care and your pals in the Senate — none of whom will ever go without access to lifesaving medical care — told me they were gonna fight so my premiums don't go up 50%. And then they folded.

This is so offensive I don’t even know where to start. “Vote blue no matter who and also shut the fuck up when those people betray you.” Nope. We will primary every senator who doesn’t call for Schumer to step down in the next 24 hours. You work for us.

NEW: Some math teachers took a photo wearing t-shirts reading "Problem Solved" on Halloween There was no connection to Charlie Kirk, but some right-wing influencers and GOP politicians insisted there was Dozens of death threats followed. Here's what happened --> www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

The surest Jan of all the sure Jans

“Right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great.” 👏🙌🤘 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Here comes the gray haired Senate (white) man splaining from a multi millionaire will never have to worry about paying for healthcare to lay out how Democrats must keep surrendering to Republicans to “move forward together.” 🙄

Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years

🚨 Tim Kaine is saying the quiet part out loud - underscoring why anyone shouldn't be satisfied with any of the "no" statements or posts from Dem Senators. If Dem Senators are truly disgusted with this save they should be calling on #SurrenderSchumer to step aside as the Leader immediately.

This should get King expelled from the caucus

Replacing "air traffic controllers" with "true patriots" seems like a good way to kill lots of people

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Speaking my language

This is the political equivalent of the Luka trade. Schumer is the Nico Harrison of the Senate.

Chuck Schumer has not met this moment and Senate Democrats would be wise to move on from his leadership.