guys stop calling people nazis just because they believe a unitary executive should have the power to enact laws by fiat with no criticism or opposition and that people should be placed into camps based on their ethnicity

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Someone who opposes ICE would not write "ANTI ICE." They would write "FUCK ICE."

not a single word about escalators, how humiliating for him

Can't wait to see how restrained and decent conservatives are when discussing the ICE detainees who were assassinated.

We don't know the motive yet and I ask folks not to speculate yet. This is a horrific act of violence and loss of life.

Because I'm a therapist, all your replies to my skeets are 100% confidential.

hey everyone, I just want to take a moment to say: great work on the rapture today. y'all did a bang-up job. really looking forward to the next one.

this statue is incredibly offensive, it completely erases our favorite president's preference for long ties

omg guys I just figured out how we can stop trump, unite the entire left, and usher in a golden age of peace and social justice. all we have to do is orga-- [gets raptured into heaven]

I don't know how my kids' lives are going to turn out, but I do know they will always know both of their parents love them. That feels like 90% of the job parents need to do.

These are the kinds of treatments grifters sell to parents to try and "cure" autism and anyone who claims they can is a lying piece of shit.

The president couldn't pronounce the word "acetaminophen" in a press conference about acetaminophen.

guys, secret "AFITNA" meeting at someplace other than my house, definitely not at 6:30 tomorroe

MY CLIENT WAS MERELY TAKING THE BIRKENSTOCK AND PUTTING IT INTO HER CAVE FOR SAFE KEEPING SO IT WOULD NOT BE MOLESTED BY MISCREANTS YOU SHOULD BE THANKING HER WITH CHEESE THESE SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS WILL NOT STAND INNOCENT, INNOCENT I SAY

I think Tylenol should lean into it and be like "pain relief so effective it'll give your baby autism"

I hope they don't subpoena antifa's membership list

weird that a known sex pest would twist that particular phrase for his own agenda

This is the entirety of the Trump administration in one skeet.

how funny would it be if jimmy kimmel's first words on the air were "ok but charlie kirk *was* pretty racist"

every corporate decision comes down to money and clearly the economics for abc/disney outweighed the threats from the fascist government

"we can destroy this wetland by buying credits to save another wetland" is some wild shit.

so do you think it's going to be ivermectin that cures autism? I hope it's ivermectin

imagine if you believe the rapture is tomorrow but you also believe trump is going to reveal a cure for autism today must be kind of a bummer

You know what fucking sucks? No matter what bullshit they announce, for the rest of his life Trump will include the words "I cured autism" in every speech he gives. Forever. And a lot of people will believe him and a lot of people who should know better will keep quiet about it.

we hate you right back you dumb rapist bitch

I think his best work was his piece in the Atlantic about how Charlie Kirk was doing politics the right way

ugh I'm gonna be so pissed if I get raptured before I graduate

"transexuals are very passive" -FBI trainee Clarice Starling, who has never used bluesky

I know it sounds sexist when a man says "is there a man I can speak to" but when a man does that it actually means he is sad and needs a tender little kiss from another man's lips.

what's the point of being a racist piece of shit pig of a man if you can't profit from your utter lack of anything resembling the conscience of an actual human being

Just a reminder that there are no organized left-wing groups centered around violence in the United States. Might there be occasional left-wing violence? Vanishingly rare, but sure. Meanwhile there are the Proud Boys, III%ers, Bundys, and countless little violent right-wing militias.

Why is the answer never "we need to move people on human rights issues"? We have seen this happen in our lifetimes! Think about where the country was on gay rights 25 years ago. Activism works!

Be kind to others whenever possible.

The Democrats in the Senate and Congress did *not* vote for a "murder is bad" resolution as some are claiming, they voted to *honor* the actions and ideology of a Nazi and grant him a national holiday. Let's not let this truth get twisted.

Ok I'm sorry but this is getting ridiculous. Even if he weren't a terrible person, he's just a podcaster and organizer. This is CRAZY.

It's so funny that they have these events and people pay money to sit in the audience and listen to men in suits say just the stupidest shit possible

fuck I'm 50

THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF ME WAAAAHHHHH I'M JUST A WITTLE BABY BOY

ok sure

Currently in intermission

The annoying thing about the new MMR vaccine limits is that the media will treat it as a real debate instead of treating the issue as it should: an attack on science, truth, and children's lives.

Congrats to new Texas A&M president Chris Rufo

The thing about settlements with law firms and universities is they don't affect most people. The thing about ICE raids is they don't affect most people. The thing about canceling talk show hosts is it doesn't affect most people. They take your rights, bit by bit, until everyone is affected.

Here’s what a Ball State University employee said that led to their termination:

anyway remember when the biden administration was like "hey social media companies, do you think maybe you could try to do something to combat the spread of misinformation like a little bit" and it was THE BIGGEST ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH EVER IN THE HISTORY OFE THE UNIVERSE

It's moments like this that I appreciate what social media does. It's not that we're accomplishing something important by sharing fears and cracking jokes about this stuff. It's that we're experiencing it together. And that's meaningful.

I'll never forget the profound words of George Orwell: "If you want a picture of the future, it's Bari Weiss interviewing Woody Allen, forever."