"we'll have internment camps, but good ones" is not a great look

Ok so the first thing a new IRS head needs to do is order an immediate audit of Trump and his family and his businesses.

Why is Hunter Biden not in jail yet for his evil crimes of corruption?

more like helen of conTROYversy, amirite

I mean yeah they're evil beyond belief but it's actually kind of funny how much they don't care.

Wait a second, the head of DHS owns a part of the company that makes those highly addictive Feel Free shots you can buy at gas stations?

Absolutely devastating read. www.them.us/story/slain-...

When I think about writing a story, the idea of putting it in verse means adding a whole other dimension that would be impossible for me. But the first stories were in verse! Because playing with language was a crucial part of telling the story! That's crazy to me!

They want the people they think of as inferior to die. No more, no less. If you can't hack it without psychopharmacology, they believe you should be dead. They're just Nazis. They're pathetic.

if rfk jr. takes my antid's, I won't allow the suicidal ideation to take me out of spite

btw this turned out to be negative on hanta nltimes.nl/2026/05/08/k...

Sanders is suggesting that minorities need to prove their bona fides on economics instead of politicians proving their bona fides on human rights.

I'm sitting next to a couple of business guys having a talk about business and I'm going to share some business phrases as I hear them. So far: "I'm going to boost virtual shares" and "I'm only going to give you so much rope"

men really are too emotional

luv 2 spend $555 on licensing and licensing exam registration before I am able to get job

Well for one thing it's "grind the rich into sausage meat and feed them to their children."

Trump keeps saying he AND donors are paying for the ballroom. Has anyone asked him how much of his money has gone into it and proof of the claim?

Fuck this is so funny He has an AI art posted for sale on his site that depicts Jesus as a white dude with blue eyes.

the amount of stress I am going through right now trying to make sure I actually graduate on saturday is beyond belief "hey you have a financial hold but the instructions to make a payment don't work" "hey you passed internship II but still don't have a grade for internship I" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Put Hunter Biden in jail

I think this is my favorite gown I have ever seen in my entire life.

STREET FIGHTER (2026)

Hey I know May the Fourth is a solemn day for many of you but I think it's crazy that this box of dishwasher pods I bought today was so empty.

hey I know it's fun to argue on the merits of the AG's nonsense and this idiot congressman's nonsense but honestly the funniest thing about this clip is the anchor's expression when she says "your reaction to this news"

God the Rudy Giuliani obits are gonna be so bad

Really good post from my favorite neuroscience tiktokker about the Dawkins Claude nonsense: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkG6x3NA/

Just turned in my last homework assignment!!!!!

You never have to hand it to the cops, but there are some pretty funny cop quotes in here

HAHAHA YEP

While we're talking sporps, I have a question about the new baseball pitch challenge. There are two strikes, catcher drops the next pitch, ump calls it a ball, the catcher challenges and wins, so it's strike three. But he dropped it! How do you resolve that the batter didn't get a chance to run?

The thing people don't get about basketball is you gotta get that ball in the basket like a BUNCH of times, more even than the other guys do

guys I've done some fucked up shit in my time but I'm proud to tell you I'm in the top 10 percent of American men

This is very bad. It basically says if one state bans something, allowing people to use the mail to send it ANYWHERE violates that state's rights. A TERRIBLE decision.

guys I saw the last of my clients at my internship today and obviously I'm excited to be finished but also I have a sad

this shit is despicable. “what’s your legal name” is pretty easily verifiable so the only reason to do this in a primary is to out her. fuck you, frank liberati.

zohran’s koh-i-noor comment was the perfect riposte to the shoplifting moral crisis discourse but I doubt any of the reactionary centrists are gonna write about it cause they don’t actually care about theft they care about disciplining social inferiors

If I were Obama, I'd actually do this -- go on some youtuber's channel and take the test just so people saw what was actually involved and how funny it is that Trump keeps bragging about it. But then that's reason 1,393,864 why I'll never be president.

Hard not to notice that the party is happily lining up behind Platner before he even technically won the primary while so many leaders wouldn't endorse Mamdani after he won the primary.

just found a new reason to block someone -- they formatted their posts in an annoying way

In Dec 2021, Nicole Saphier — a Fox contributor now tapped as Trump's surgeon general nominee — argued that "it is time to move forward and allow this mild infection to circulate so we can continue to build that hybrid immunity." 250,000 Americans died of covid in 2022.

Wait do Canadians say "7 on 10" instead of "7 out of 10"? That is weird. Y'all are weird.

On the one hand, smoking makes you smell disgusting, but on the other hand it is the best way we know to give yourself painful fatal cancer.

not to bang a very well-banged drum again, but every time someone asks a Democrat how they're going to pay for a health care plan, that Democrat should slap them in the face

Listen, I want to be perfectly clear: if Donald Trump wants to grab a rifle and head to Iran, I think that would be the single most impressive thing any president has ever done. I would think he deserves to have every federal building and park named after him. Write a new national anthem about him.

guys can u please watch ur rhetoric, it's spreading hate and violence against poor wittle donald j trump who never did anything bad in his whole entire life because he's a perfect angel baby with vewy bad bone spurs

we are going to have to look very strongly at all james moving forward

Imagine identifying a terror cell and it's just James Comey and Jimmy Kimmel.

Out of all things we need to prosecute the administration for, this is No. 1 on my list. Just straight-up extrajudicial murder despite overwhelming evidence that many of these people have zero connection to the drug trade.* *not that it would be ok if they all were drug smugglers

Jesus Christ, DO NOT USE TALKSPACE FOR THERAPY EVER.

Call me when the NYT is ready for a "12 Bitches Who Were Right about Everything" piece.