Obviously it's satisfying to see someone who works for ICE humiliated, but let's not forget that the crimes that ICE is committing every day is not incidental to their jobs but them doing their jobs as ordered.

"FUCK ICE" -the US bobsled team

Was talking to one of the guys doing some work on my house and he's paying $500 a month for his son's student loan interest so that when he graduates from college, he doesn't have to deal with the compounded interest and I just ... want better for students and their families than this.

honestly it was worse than 9/11 I don't see how we recover as a country from a man singing in spanish on our teevees

I honestly don't know what the Democrats are promising to do if they win in November (either in the House or Senate).

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guys look at what we missed last night

Honestly if Lego doesn't come out with a Bad Bunny Superbowl LX Halftime Show set, they are throwing money away.

Hi I’m convicted rapist Mike Tyson here to remind you that fat people are gross

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the real winner of tonight's super bowl is friendship

Party tip, read this out loud to everyone you're watching the super bowl with, it was super fun

WAIT THAT WAS ACTUALLY LIAM RAMOS?!?!?

THIS WAS SO FUCKED UP

Definitely the best set in a super bowl halftime show. And not a word of english

I LOVE IT

Guys how funny is it that there's a whole entire alternate super bowl halftime show just because people got a racism sad that someone speaks spanish

Every celebrity who does commercials for gambling apps can eat my entire ass.

Damn, I thought for sure it was a parody.

It is our patriotic duty to watch the TPUSA halftime show to show our support for pedophiles

who decided to call it a bowl of assorted berries instead of fruitide

That's so hard.

"democrats want commonsense reform for ice" actually the median democratic voter is calling for ice agents to be hung in the streets, but go off charles entertainment cheese

Terrible plan. Instead: 1. Note how your opponents attack you 2. Moderate your stances on those issues so they can't attack you any more 3. Note that opponents are still attacking you the same way 4. Ask rich donors what to do next

Straight-up evil.

All the charisma of Obama and better politics. I hate that he can't run for president someday.

I'm tired of people pretending like it's ok that this man is president.

I want a personal apology from every reactionary centrist who claimed Trump supporters were just motivated by “economic anxiety”

They're taking revenge on a child for being harmed by them.

oh no please don't shut down the murder department

like idk what Justice looks like for the victims and whats attainable but,,,the epstein network apology club being unemployed can certaintly be a part of that and should be

I want him to die in jail so bad

What I hate about this list isn't that the demands aren't enough (they're not, obviously), but the knowledge that Schumer and Jeffries don't have the courage of their convictions and will cave. This list is only meaningful if they refuse to fund DHS unless their demands are met. They won't.

It's very difficult being a therapist who believes in seeing the humanity and goodness of every human being to square my values with how funny I find this.

commonsense reform for the racist jackboot murder thugs

Republicans are obviously the bad guys and it's important to shame them into oblivion, but let's not kid ourselves that pressure from the left will ever get a single one of them to do a single correct thing. People criticize Dem leadership because they're doing a bad job of being the opposition.

wow she's terrible at everything she does, even being a lesbian

I don't care if someone disagrees with my Hot Take, but it's so funny when they get all vehement about it. Someone told me DON'T SPEAK ON BOOKS YOU DON'T READ to me about Batman. Batman! Like I'm claiming the earth is flat instead of having an opinion about a fictional character.

I think this is wrong, and that's why I don't like Batman. I enjoy him as a character, but as a human being he's the worst. Putting his unlimited resources into beating up street criminals is so lame! I love superheroes in general, but when you think about it, it's basically a right-wing fantasy.

Hey Christopher Nolan, I have an idea for who can play the Fates in ur movie

"We know enough." Watch this.

hey @thebaltimorebanner.com may I suggest opening a new paper in DC, there is a vacuum

this should help boost subscriptions

Oh hey Congress should maybe look into this you know just for funsies

once again, the reason people like chuck schumer are like this is that the only people they have substantial conversations with are millionaires and billionaires. he has literally no idea what a normal person thinks or wants, and when someone tries to tell him, he thinks they are an extreme weirdo.

my adhd is trying to destroy my life

imagine if we put all this time and money and effort into building trains instead of destroying everything good and decent

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