Listen, we gave him six MRIs and thirteen cognitive tests today and they all turned out PERFECT.

Hormones are the most widely available medication in the western world. Most women over 50 are on HRT. Many older men take supplemental testosterone. These are widely accessible medications. You can't stop trans people from accessing them.

It's like they thought that trans youth would disappear and accept not being able to access care. That's never how this worked. This is why I have such a problem with the Dutch protocol framing by the media. Trans youth were getting street hormones for decades before it was made available in clinics

What did you think would happen when you restricted access to care?

everyone please take a moment to send your thoughts and prayers to this brave warrior for justice

Today is the 10th anniversary of one of the stupidest tweets ever written

What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough

My teen, who had dreamt of being an astrophysicist, just told me he wants to go to law school because, “Science isn’t going to be a priority in the US in the future…I don’t want a job where I’ll be constantly worried my funding will be taken away.” Gutting. How many future scientists have we lost?

"If you're a US citizen, you have nothing to fear" is the new Big Lie.

me when the door opens and darth vader is standing there

Why did no one tell me how Dennis Prager sounds almost exactly like Anthony Bourdain?

My first post-college job was copyediting database magazines, and I remember an editor introducing me to the phrase "no one ever got fired for buying Microsoft." This is the political equivalent. No one ever faces consequences for punching left. Or throwing trans people under the bus.

guys my donut is snoring

omg @jennieberney.bsky.social has this shirt and now she and matthew lillard are best friends (someone tell him)

Lynchings, he wants to see people lynched.

But ah, but O thou terrible, why wouldst thou rude on me Thy wring-world right foot rock? lay a lionlimb against me? scan With darksome devouring eyes my bruisèd bones? and fan, O in turns of tempest, me heaped there; me frantic to avoid thee and flee?

[whispers] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . {sometimes I think formal SMART goals in therapy are more about the therapist feeling like they are accomplishing something than they are about helping the client}

please stop reposting this; it is AI

This is meaningless unless immigrants get one "Get Out of ICE Custody Free Card" every time they say it.

The Democratic Party is pretty bad but the Labour party needs to be scoured from the earth with fire.

guys my donut is snoring

yeah, they use these celebrities' songs on purpose. it's bait. I'm not saying the celebs aren't right to call their shit out -- it's good for their fans to hear them stand up. but the bad guys want this news cycle.

this makes me so incandescently angry that I genuinely don't know what to do with these feelings

Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.

This is nothing less than institutionalized rape as collective punishment, a vile practice used by the worst regimes for centuries. www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...

hearing rumors I am up for the 2025 foofa piece prize, I am honored just to be considered

hey what kind of "loss" did the pentagon post in 2025

he gets a medal, a trophy, AND a certificate honestly a great day for our favorite president donald john trump

pardon this fine patriot immediately

Someone needs to ask Bill Cassidy whether or not he would support (including lobbying fellow senators) to convict RFK Jr. if he were impeached.

Also, Bill Cassidy owns this and should never be taken seriously again.

reread pride and prejudice recently and darcy's 100% on the spectrum, huh

It's like if Apple had changed its name to Newton

I still can't believe people are arguing that it's ok to murder people because they have drugs on their boat. That is absolutely insane, and the idea that it is even debatable shows how far we are slipping.

saw this ad and I guess it's supposed to be an inspirational story but honestly all I can think about is how badly this woman needs therapy after her emotionally abusive childhood

On every front this administration is filled with the most reprehensible people.

I agree with the Supreme Court's 6-3 decision that waterboarding is an acceptable punishment for kids talking back in school as long as those kids show a pervasive pattern of being Black.

why don't they just give him some meth for this stuff

congress should pass a law making it illegal to hurt mr. trump's feelings so we can finally start racking up some indictments

Impeach Hunter Biden

I bet his platoon hated his guts. A leader telling you to ignore the rules of engagement is a leader trying to get you killed or court martialed.

Pretty impressive to see a mainstream news outlet use the word "racist" in a headline without qualifying it in any way. Good on you, NPR.

me at the ice cream shop

I've said this before and I'll say it again: Democrats can't hold official committee hearings, but they absolutely can gather in a room and invite people to answer questions and stream it live and invite the press to cover it.

and people want to put mandatory genital inspection into women's sports to protect girls

I cannot think of a more useless way to give away $6.25 billion.

Saying this for someone who can't: Donald Trump is a racist piece of shit and America should be deeply, deeply ashamed that we ever elected this motherfucker.

"I agree with the civil rights movement in principle but rosa parks was violating the law when she refused to give up her seat" this is what so many people sound like right now

Obviously Megyn Kelly is a terrible human being, but this also sets off my therapist alarm bells. Like, something serious is going on with her. She is not OK.

If we're already committing war crimes against alleged drug smugglers, just imagine what we're going to do when Trump starts a full-scale war with Venezuela.