Y'all I cannot begin to tell you how loud these fireworks are, I am in DC but nowhere near the mall. They are so loud, in way they they have never been before.

I thought Milli Vanilli and C&C Music Factory were incredible.

New amazing/grotesque animation video from Aamon Hawk youtu.be/AfSFYe6aUPw?...

when the trazadone hits

I don't understand how they can put something like "fox news freedom bunker" on the tv and people still think this is a real source of information like that is wild

I can't help but think how all this is affecting Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

Guys what if Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell both died today, that would be the best birthday present America ever got.

It makes me so mad that these people are in my beautiful city with their ugly hearts. Fucking pathetic losers.

Jesus, this may be the most incredible play out of the world cup yet

I was a systems analyst for a midsized transportation logistics firm.

Well that's a terrible comparison to make

That was the most impressive performance by a losing team since Trump edged out Robert Muller and the rule of law.

SPORPS

God this game is incredible

Omfg

AUDIENCES: wow we love this original idea HOLLYWOOD: quick let's copy that idea!

I'M HERE TO EAT CRABS AND BE RUDE TO SERVICE WORKERS, AND I'M ALL OUT OF CRABS

They're not just evil, they're dumb about being evil.

Yeah but that canoe guy definitely did it

My god that beam almost hit Mitch McConnell

BREAKING: NEW ONION-CONTROLLED @realinfowars.bsky.social PARTNERS WITH NICK LUTSKO, KNOWN ASSOCIATE OF SPIRIT HALLOWEEN, PURVEYOR OF WITCHCRAFT AND OCCULT SUPPLIES

The White House is openly saying they want to eliminate a minority group and people still want to say this is about sports.

I'm not a giant soccer fan but in my limited experience that's the best I've seen the USMNT play.

when you really want ice out of your dad's glass

So I'm not a soccer expert but is the rule that if a US player breathes near a B&H player it's a foul and if a B&H player grabs a US player and drags him to the ground it's ok?

hey can someone who knows Taylor Swift ask her why I haven't gotten my invite yet

"he proposed on top of the empire state building" "awww, that's romantic" "no I mean on TOP of the empire state building"

"the media didn't care about joe biden being old" is maybe the most insane take I have ever heard

I was today years old when I found out @markhamillofficial.bsky.social married his dental hygienist in 1978 and they have been married ever since.

if e jean carroll had any decency she would donate this money toward the great ballroom america has needed for so long

Ok so I *could* win a point off Serena Williams

His last post before this one was seven days ago. Not a word on the other cases today.

congratulations to new supreme court justice ginny thomas

5-4 on birthright!!! There is no excuse for 4 "justices" in a "court" to say that this is the least bit confusing: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside." Expand the court

At least it was easy to choose which shirt to wear today.

love to all my trans friends, with bonus love to everyone who will spend the day with cis folks who don’t know that anything’s wrong.

I wonder what it's like to be as evil as Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito. What does that *feel* like? Is there a constant buzzing in their heads? What does happiness look like for them?

striking down the birthright EO by 6-3 is like clearing the lowest bar possible but also tripping on the bar on your way over

Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money is not speech. Money

The Supreme Court yet again tells trans kids that their lives, safety and needs don't matter. Put aside how you feel about sports, this isn't about that. It isn't even about politics. It's about the violence of adults forcing children to be people they aren't, and punishing them for having dreams.

We don't talk enough about how there are also first amendment implications here because this is absolutely a state implementation of a rule based entirely on religious belief.

The next president should host a lottery like they have for the Easter Egg Roll to let kids come to the WH and tear all this shit down.

society really needs to do a better job communicating the fact that buying a tesla at this point is supporting open nazism

got my approval letter from the dc board to take the national counseling exam, which means I only have twenty-seven more steps over the next sixty years to get licensed!

This week on THE PITT

judging from my tiktok feed, half of the anemic crowd at the greatest american state fair of all time is leftists making fun of how anemic the crowds are

Congratulations to America on our twice-elected rapist president

SUPERGIRL was ... not good. Best thing was Milly Alcock. Worst things were action direction, production design, Jason Momoa, and everything about how Jason Momoa looked (especially his oddly fake cigar). Just felt low-effort, especially compared to SUPERMAN.

they’re calling it the lamest manifesto ever