I like Presidents who know how to spell "tacos".

Mr. "I Don't Take Responsibility At All" thinks the MASSIVE BLUE WAVE was because he wasn't on the ballot, not a Major Referendum on his 2nd Term. Turns out folks prefer feeding the hungry over building expen$ive, tacky Ballrooms. Looking forward to the midterms... 🌊 #AccountabilityIsComing

Yes, I have. ✅

TODAY: Don't BOO... VOTE! ✅ CA: YES on PROP 50 ✅You poke the Bear, the Bear bites back! NJ: MIKIE SHERRILL for GOV. ✅ VA: ABIGAIL SPANBERGER for GOV. ✅ GHAZALA HASHMI for Lt. GOV. ✅ Let's All Stick Together & #StickItTo_tRUMP!!!!!

This will increase Mamdani's margin of victory by double digits. #ETTD

What he said Part 3: 💯 🎯

What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯

What he said: 💯 🎯

Best treat of the night. #HappierHAMILLWEEN 🎃 😋

Wishing you all a HAPPY HAMILLWEEN !!! 🎃 👻 😱 💀 🧙‍♀️ 🐈‍⬛ My costume this year is from one of my favorite Disney movies: Pinocchio. How do you like me as Geppetto?

If he wasn't in the #EPSTEIN_Files, a hardbound copy embossed in gaudy gold would be readily available for sale at his MAGA Merch site for the low, low price of $500, or IF YOU ACT NOW, a personally signed copy for the more-than-reasonable price of $1K: Courtesy of the gross greedy #GrifterInChief.💰

Still awaiting my George $oros payment for showing up at #NoKINGS_Day & staying until noon. Somebody slipped this 20 under my door, but something about it seems fake.

🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡 I have an even worse feeling about THIS:

I have a very bad feeling about this...

After abolishing the Electoral College & ending Citizen's United, nothing would be better for this country than public testimony about January 6th from Jack Smith. A guy can dream, can't he? shorturl.at/o0qwt

Worst. President. EVER.

Very concerning, if true.

"At this moment in time, of course, the release of the TRUMPSTEIN Files is really the public's main priority."

"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both" Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.

The Farce Will Be With Him... Always.

For my forever Space Sis: 🎂 💞

Ignore all laws about altering historic properties ✅ Pave over Rose Garden for tacky Mar-A-Lardo Patio ✅ Demolish East Wing after lying that "It won't interfere with the current building. It'll be near it but not touching it" ✅ Build gaudy $250M Ballroom as public struggles financially ✅ #Ugh🤢✅

It's the guns 💯%

Thank you to everyone at the #NO_KINGS rallies for making your voices heard & being part of history. The massive crowds were joyful, passionate & spectacular! So were the signs...

#A_NewHope ✊

NO KINGS EXCEPT STEPHEN Also NO: CONVICTED FELON ADJUDICATED RAPIST CONGENITAL LIAR CON MAN PUTIN PUPPET PEDOPHILE BEST FRIEND OF EPSTEIN LIFELONG RACIST MALIGNANT NARCISSIST SHORT-FINGERED VULGARIAN SICK SOCIOPATH FRAGILE WHINEY MAN-BABY FAILED BUSINESSMAN ORANGE ATROCITY PARDON POWER A*HOLE 👑 👎 👑

TOMORROW is #NO_KINGS_DAY!!! Give me your Tired, your Poor, your Huddled Masses of Frogs, Unicorns, Pandas, T-Rexes, Mushrooms, Sharks, SpongeBobs & everyday Folks yearning to peacefully protest a clownishly incompetent buffoon of a Prez who, if there were any justice, would be in jail. 🤡 #BeThere

EXCLUSIVE 1st LOOK at the flag many will be flying at the #NoKINGSRally this Saturday, October 18th!

He gives $20 Billion of OUR dollars to bailout Argentina without consulting Congress or the American people. Does that seem like the actions of a KING to you? Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18 #NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑

THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Respect to those who got here first.

A reminder that I have "Arkham" embedded in my name. (not that there's anything wrong with that...)

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY: Make your voices heard. Join us in a peaceful protest across our country against the most corrupt, deceitful & criminal Administration in U.S. History. We say NO KINGS, NO CROOKS, NO SPRAY-TAN CONMAN! 👎 Check for a location near you at: www.nokings.org #BeThere 👍

The MAGA-SAGA in 3 Acts Act I: Descends Escalator - Loses to Biden Act II: Regains WH - Present Day Act III: EPSTEIN Files Released The End

Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50! #FightFireWithFire

He finally got the election-denying MAGA A.G. he always dreamed of. Bondi was openly partisan, scornful & highly combative, her non-answers dripping with disdain. Very telling when she was asked if she'd seen the photos of her boss "with half-naked young women." PATHETIC #ProtectingHerPedophilePrez

IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH: djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey." Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it." djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret." And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children. #PedoPrez

Same. #AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

FACT FOCUS: Republicans shut down the government to give him more time to hide the #EPSTEIN_Files.

Who could ever have imagined when I played a fictional rebel who joined the Resistance to oppose a criminal Authoritarian & wannabe King, it would be happening in real-life? #TwentyfiveFortyseven

Needs more cowbell.

Check out these 2 soaps! Thanks to @nathanhamill.bsky.social, I can now decide whether I'd rather smell like an Alien or a Predator.

From her lifetime of pioneering work with chimpanzees to her tireless advocacy for the environment... Jane Goodall was a one-of-a-kind treasure to the world! I was lucky enough to be able to thank her personally when our paths crossed not long ago. Thanks again, Ms. Goodall. You will be missed. ♥️

"A beautiful celebration of life." From the hearts & souls of Mike Flanagan & Stephen King, THE LIFE OF CHUCK returns to theaters October 1st for 1-night-only nationwide screenings, w/ a special conversation with director Mike Flanagan and actor Mark Hamill. Get tickets now at thelifeofchuck.film

Easily, his most elaborate and destructive distraction from #TheEPSEIN_Files... yet.

Sending thoughts & prayers to the war-ravaged city of Portland, Oregon now under siege from attack by Antifa & other domestic terrorists. Take solace in dear leader's words: "Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." (and "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL"). Let the healing begin...

Wonderful seeing some of my favorite Defenders of Democracy & smart, funny members of The Resistance like @stephaniemiller.bsky.social & Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com (along with @frangeladuo.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social & @halsparks.com-not pictured) ♥️ 'em ALL! And how was YOUR Sunday?

I didn't get what I wanted for my birthday this year (release of the #EPSTEIN_PedoFiles), but I DID get 4 Yahtzees in a single game & that's better than nothing.

I saw Paul McCartney in concert last night & predict he has a very bright future ahead of him. 👍 #MarkMyWords