That must feel SO good!

An insult to decent, hardworking cockroaches everywhere.

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WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her" "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads

Yes.

To be fair, he really needs daytime rest after being up all night posting fantasy A-I images of himself on "Truth" Social, as all presidents do.

Dozey Don went to the trouble of actually creating a chart to compare the length of the Reflecting Pool to the height of 3 various skyscrapers, for some reason known only to him. Towering over ALL of them is, of course, the #EPSTEIN_Files. #TheMidtermsCantComeSoonEnough

No surprise these two would become instant best friends. #MayTheGrouchBeWithYou

He's a master of distracting us from crimes he's already committed by continuously committing new crimes. 5 months until the Midterms. #AccountabilityIsComing

Did YOU?

We live in a country where some of the best journalists are late night comedians & editorial cartoonists. THANK YOU Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers, John Oliver, Jimmy Fallon, Tom Tomorrow, Mike Luckovich & Michael de Adder ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! #LAUGH_DO_NOT_DESPAIR ✊

The only thing more satisfying than the removal of his name from the Kennedy Center is the unwell Orange Man-Baby's entirely predictable, seething, unhinged, self-pitying, incoherent, raging, angry, vengeful meltdown reacting to the news. Someone call a wahh-mbulance! And how is your weekend going?

Marilou & I are deeply saddened by the loss of our lifelong friend, Marcia. Not just a gifted, innovative artist, she also happened to be a genuinely nice person. Smart, funny, & just plain fun to be around. Thankfully, her memory lives on and we will never stop missing her. shorturl.at/wx6BV

Where are Kid Rock & Lee Greenwood when you really need them?

A good reminder that even vast wealth can't buy good taste. #WhiteTrashWH

Looking at what he's done to the People's House (without Congressional approval, of course), I feel equal parts rage & embarrassment for our country. The Midterms can't come soon enough... #Register&VOTE 🌊

What lizard? 👀

Mr. Bonespurs McDraftDodger says what?! 🫢 Thank you for your non-service. 🙏 #MemorialDay2026 🇺🇸

"Freedom is not a slogan; it is a sacred trust paid for by heroes." Thank you for your service. 🙏 #MemorialDay2026 🇺🇸

Adjudicated rapist says what?

FUN FACT: I NEVER miss a movie that has "GROGU" in the title. #MustSee 👀

I've never seen a series finale as funny, emotionally impactful and downright spectacular as last night's Late Show! What a pleasure it was to meet the hundreds of staff members and thank them personally (and pose for selfies) for entertaining us for more than a decade. ♥️🙏-mh #GoneButNeverForgotten

Can't thank Stephen Colbert enough for the decades of laughs he's given us. He's been positively therapeutic in these troubled times & I can't wait to see what he does next! 👀 (plus, he let me sit behind his desk) 🙏

The MAGA cult claims they want to Make America Great AGAIN. My question is when do they think was the last time America was actually great? Still waiting for an answer... 🤔

In case you need any more motivation to hold the most corrupt "president" in U.S. history accountable. #Register&VOTE 🌊

#DEVASTATED ...there will never be another one quite like him. 💔

When I met with BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA a couple of weeks ago, I wish I had asked him to show me his VERY WELL made HOLLYWOOD MASK that he wore to sometimes do press conferences while impersonating "Joe Biden"!! Everyone now knows that. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MISSED OPPORTUNITY.

Wish I could find a mattress THIS comfortable.

You're entitled to your own opinion. You're NOT entitled to your own facts. #BelieveTheScience What he said 💯 👇 👇 👇

THANK YOU David Letterman & Stephen Colbert for a lifetime of smart satire, laughs, speaking truth to power & sending us to bed with a smile on our collective faces. You will be missed. 🙏 #EndOfAnEra

Who has a better smile than Millie?

Agreed. The Storm will be the Midterms on November 3rd 2026. #RegisterAndVOTE 🌊

Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌

Wishing ALL moms around the world a #HappyMothersDay, & especially to the love of my life: Marilou York. Easily "the best decision I ever made." ❤️ 🙏 from Nathan, Griffin, Chelsea & me

Which of these has the more ironic name? "TRUTH" Social or Fox "NEWS" #WordsMatter

What owl?

Accurate Edit for Clarity: "He should live long enough to... be held accountable for his... crimes." Actually, I was wishing him the opposite of dead, but apologize if you found the image inappropriate. 💙-mh

I like FBI Directors with prior experience in law enforcement but WITHOUT their own personalized branded bourbon. #CallMeOldFashoined

¡Que tengas un feliz Cinco de Mayo! 🇲🇽 🇺🇸 ¡Viva México!" Have a great one, Los Angelenos... ...¡unless you're full of Sith!

on set. what about YOU?

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.

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Sorry... HARD pass. 🤢 #MayTheFourthBewitchYou

Thoughts: 😆 😅 😁 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 #ItsFunToPretend 👍

Who could possibly imagine a guy with a "good line of crap" getting in there & America being stuck with a moron? Sometimes his unique combination of massive ego with zero self awareness = Comedy Gold! 🤣 #MOTUS

Hey, hey, it's MAY DAY. You know what to do... No School! No Work! No Shopping! #TaxTheOligarchs

tRump: "I was totally exonerated." And by "exonerated", he means he was found liable for sexually assaulting & defaming E. Jean Carroll by a jury of his peers & ordered to pay her $88.3 Million. #WordsMatter

The Worst Ruling in a Century (is an understatement) #Sad politicalwire.com/2026/04/29/t...

LOCK HIM UP. #CrimelordComey

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏