THE VENGABUS IS COMING AND ALL OF US ARE RUNNING THE BUS WILL HAVE ITS VENGEANCE IT SHOULD NOT HAVE GAINED SENTIENCE

i don't want a lot for christmas cuz i am a centipede blending in with carpet patterns scooting on my many feet

my mom thinks she can out-drama me, but, girl… where do you think i learned it from?? lol

checking the “hell yeah, load em up with vaccines” box at the pediatrician

An F-35 pilot's helmet costs roughly 3 penises

i’m so sick of him

can’t believe i get to work for a news organization as america goes to war for oil. last time i was only in fifth grade

dying at the juxtaposition of the “abraham lincoln parking garage” next to the “mclean county jail”

WHY ARE WE DOING THE PHANTOM MENACE BUT DUMBER

reading these blockade posts

cool zone ahead

oh that’s crazy what happened in april again?

love being one of these eight million. great timing for me, too

do you guys remember blow pens

Pong Krell would be a YouTuber.

the amount of random people i’ve never heard of in my life appearing on my ig feed is insane. their algorithm sucks so much

calmed myself before taking my blood pressure by watching a vine compilation and it worked lol

When two samurai meet, it becomes a battlefield⚔️ 侍同士が出会うとこうなりますっ☆ 今回はギリ勝てましたが次はわかりませんっ☆

is there so much cursing during knicks-magic that they have to turn the audio off THAT MUCH? this is wild

evil

Man we as a society are so cooked. I checked the mainstream media this morning and none of the NYT, WaPo, or CNN have anything up about the return of sebulba

some people need editors

new star wars game!!!!!

congrats to dems for just letting republicans have this one

the vaccine did this to me

i don’t want to be a consumer, i just don’t want to die

Can't stop, won't stop. Because the Trump administration can't stop, won't stop. For the latest on the boats the administration has sunk and the 87 civilians they've killed, see @theintercept.com's boat strike tracker theintercept.com/2025/11/17/t...

another @nickturse.bsky.social venezuela story:

see also the backlash to schools closing during covid

still sick, so probably not going to take the jlpt tomorrow :(

they made dialysis for the rich

hello @infinata.bsky.social - is augie’s great municipal band canon

i don’t think the statement, “i don’t want my child to die from a preventable illness,” should be controversial

i couldn’t think of “ninjago” so i said “duolingo”

trump 2.0 is the phantom menace theory is undefeated

Working for @theintercept.com has been such a privilege- help us break more stories.

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

has to have his name embroidered on his shirt or else he forgets

BIG Challenges 🐊

:)

Not all troops engage in atrocities but this kill anything/everybody mindset is endemic to the American way of war -- and has been since before the dawn of the Republic. I chronicled it re: Vietnam War. Others have done so in terms of other conflicts and contexts www.amazon.com/dp/125004506...

nothing like your cat laying next to you exactly where you’d put the heating pad on your back 😊

everyone going on cousin walks should be thankful bc some of us can’t and we miss it!!! lol

not blow for trump lol

🎶 siiimply, haaaaving, a really bad, fucked up time 🎶

new episode of pluribus dropped early

i’ve been so sick that i can’t even make the chocolate bourbon pecan pie i’ve made the last decade :(

lol