The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop., (1968), by Robert Coover

Christ, we better win tomorrow or we are losing in embarrassing fashion. So much work to do. What a disastrous first period

I'm rly gonna do it

The Hurricanes had a 23-18 shot attempt edge at 5v5 but allowed eight high-danger chances while creating five. And those chances were doozies. Can't fault Andersen when this is what you're allowing.

I find it bad that we gave up four goals while shaking off the rust from our overlong break. I do not like this outcome. I really, really hope we can lock in because if we go 0-2 at home it's over

Carolina Hurricanes making me want to kill myself

Battlestar Galactica is ageist, Gargoyles is ageist Assadist dreck, Hoi Toider tv shows are ageist, romance is generally ageist, psychology is ageist. Masscult under accelerationism is inherently ageist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

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Despite the stereotype of the trans woman programmer who works for a defense contractor I live in Washington fucking DC and have never met a trans woman who works for Raytheon or whatever. I know some programmers and lawyers but it's mostly baristas and other menial service work

between this and the google search stuff I think it's past time for me to start migrating off of google services

Inside-the-park grand slam for James Wood (!!!)

Idk how I can discuss sports on bluesky, the highlight of the inside the park grand slam was on the Nationals and MLB's twitter 15 minutes ago. I got the MLB app notification 11 minutes ago. It's not on the Nationals account here and the MLB doesn't post here.

looking like two kids who didn't do the group project

INSIDE THE PARK GRAND SLAM AHAHAHA LET'S GOOOOO NATS

I want to read a book about Cold War military planning that's just about mid-level NATO and Warsaw Pact bureaucrats looking across the Iron Curtain and saying "holy shit they've got a new tank, what do we do to stop this"

You think they have a rivalry?

25th in payroll vs 4th and 2nd respectively. Fuck the Phillies and fuck the Mets

Was listening to the Nats game on the radio while I had the Mystics game muted on the TV and we won both. God bless

"A guy who has less ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low" is one of my favorite Simpsons bits

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Sell your cloak and buy a sword.

Lost all of mine years ago but apparently I should've kept them and impress dipshit right-wingers, because I got so many of them from changes of command

My father - a career Army officer who did 14 tours in Iraq and Afghanistan - has always liked Kipling. He pinned a copy of "If-" on my wall when I was a young boy. I've always wondered if it was just because Kipling wrote about combat and masculinity or if he appreciated the historical parallelism

Two thousand pounds of education/ Drops to a ten rupee jezail

If we actually win the Cup I will be buying a rookie card for every member of the Hurricanes lineup. A nice-looking one though, not some holographic glitter bullshit

We have to kill so many people

Nothing makes me feel better than watching Philly sports fans suffer

"At this point, I can't remember who's cancelled and who's not"

They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine head: they that would destroy me, being mine enemies wrongfully, are mighty:

THIS IS OUR YEAR

We're facing either Montreal or Buffalo in the ECF. This is our year.

Trae Young has the cheapest rent in New York because he lives rent-free in every Knicks fan's head

all such good works as thou hast prepared for us to walk in;

Result looks bad because I botched the flip but it tastes amazing

Cooking a tortilla española

Forgot to take my SNRI until like 4pm today

It's funny how my mother was born in Landover and grew up in Montgomery County and I ended up in the DMV kinda by accident. Returning to the homeland I guess

Happy May Day. A better world is possible

They should let McDrai kill the Oilers GM

Just had to spend five minutes restarting my phone and trying a bunch of different bullshit to do my laundry because I have to use an app to pay for it and I didn't have service in the basement. I fucking hate the future

BRADY SLAMMIN

Billions of dollars to lose to none of these guys

The Dream at Union Market is now leasing 1-br and 2-br and apartments starting at just $3000/month!

Reminder if you are not therian do not say throat goat

Toronto Tempo is just an ass name. They gotta name WNBA teams better

Ballgame so bad the Nats broadcasters are just finding interesting dogs at Citi Field and talking about them