bro was -0.5 WAR and had a 67 ERA+ last year, the only civil rights issue the government should have been investigating was the Nationals pitching last year

WE ARE GOING TO WIN THE CUP

Just heard an advertisement say "the only sauce with more main character energy than Kevin Hart." Every advertisement is personally targeted at me to try and make me some sort of terrorist

Won both rounds of bar trivia and watched the Hurricanes go up 3-0, please god let's hold this lead

Going to an event with a lot of old people, call that extreme unction

There was a Jeopardy question about the Rangers on Point du Hoc at D-Day and contestants answered Navy SEALs and Green Berets. Fuming. Fucking hate those prima donna johnny-come-latelies

Fucking hell, what happened to the Avs?

The Nationals are over .500 the latest in the season since 2021 and have scored the most runs of any team. The Hurricanes are 6/6 in postseason overtime games and have only lost one game all playoffs. I saw a great movie tonight and had a drink with my friends after. Life is good

Now I'll be honest. There is a part of me that thinks "well, we won two ECF games, we won one last year, and zero the ECF before that, so we've hit our cap for the year." But no. We are going to win. We will beat Montreal and then we will destroy the VegaSS Golden Knight$

SIX OT GAMES THIS PLAYOFFS, SIX OT WINS

THE CARDIAC CANES DO IT AGAIN

The Universal Baseball Association, Inc., J. Henry Waugh, Prop., (1968), by Robert Coover

Christ, we better win tomorrow or we are losing in embarrassing fashion. So much work to do. What a disastrous first period

I'm rly gonna do it

The Hurricanes had a 23-18 shot attempt edge at 5v5 but allowed eight high-danger chances while creating five. And those chances were doozies. Can't fault Andersen when this is what you're allowing.

I find it bad that we gave up four goals while shaking off the rust from our overlong break. I do not like this outcome. I really, really hope we can lock in because if we go 0-2 at home it's over

Carolina Hurricanes making me want to kill myself

Battlestar Galactica is ageist, Gargoyles is ageist Assadist dreck, Hoi Toider tv shows are ageist, romance is generally ageist, psychology is ageist. Masscult under accelerationism is inherently ageist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

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Despite the stereotype of the trans woman programmer who works for a defense contractor I live in Washington fucking DC and have never met a trans woman who works for Raytheon or whatever. I know some programmers and lawyers but it's mostly baristas and other menial service work

between this and the google search stuff I think it's past time for me to start migrating off of google services

Inside-the-park grand slam for James Wood (!!!)

Idk how I can discuss sports on bluesky, the highlight of the inside the park grand slam was on the Nationals and MLB's twitter 15 minutes ago. I got the MLB app notification 11 minutes ago. It's not on the Nationals account here and the MLB doesn't post here.

looking like two kids who didn't do the group project

INSIDE THE PARK GRAND SLAM AHAHAHA LET'S GOOOOO NATS

I want to read a book about Cold War military planning that's just about mid-level NATO and Warsaw Pact bureaucrats looking across the Iron Curtain and saying "holy shit they've got a new tank, what do we do to stop this"

You think they have a rivalry?

25th in payroll vs 4th and 2nd respectively. Fuck the Phillies and fuck the Mets

Was listening to the Nats game on the radio while I had the Mystics game muted on the TV and we won both. God bless

"A guy who has less ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low" is one of my favorite Simpsons bits

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Sell your cloak and buy a sword.

Lost all of mine years ago but apparently I should've kept them and impress dipshit right-wingers, because I got so many of them from changes of command

My father - a career Army officer who did 14 tours in Iraq and Afghanistan - has always liked Kipling. He pinned a copy of "If-" on my wall when I was a young boy. I've always wondered if it was just because Kipling wrote about combat and masculinity or if he appreciated the historical parallelism

Two thousand pounds of education/ Drops to a ten rupee jezail

If we actually win the Cup I will be buying a rookie card for every member of the Hurricanes lineup. A nice-looking one though, not some holographic glitter bullshit

We have to kill so many people

Nothing makes me feel better than watching Philly sports fans suffer

"At this point, I can't remember who's cancelled and who's not"

They that hate me without a cause are more than the hairs of mine head: they that would destroy me, being mine enemies wrongfully, are mighty:

THIS IS OUR YEAR

We're facing either Montreal or Buffalo in the ECF. This is our year.

Trae Young has the cheapest rent in New York because he lives rent-free in every Knicks fan's head

all such good works as thou hast prepared for us to walk in;

Result looks bad because I botched the flip but it tastes amazing

Cooking a tortilla española