And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide Mine eyes from you; yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear; your hands are full of blood

I am begging you, as an American, to boycott the Olympics, boycott the World Cup and sanction us

It is long past time to arm moderate rebels in the United States of America to remove the tyrannical leaders of the rogue state

Only thing that might bring the city together more than Jayden Daniels winning a Super Bowl

The only good thing about living in DC rn is that I might someday get to see certain people strung up on lampposts

Tyrannical fascist gang of pedophiles murdering innocents by the thousands and millions. You do not hate them enough. We all know what they deserve even if we can't say it without it being a crime

My ideal candidate must approvingly mention the Vendee or words like "purge" or "terror" or "extraordinary measures"

At this point, if a Democratic presidential candidate wants my vote, their platform has to - at bare minimum - include some version of "I am going to put all these freaks in prison for their crimes." Full stop. No compromise. I am now a single issue voter for the dark woke prison camps.

Sic semper tyrannis

No Venezuelan ever called me tranny

It is your solemn duty as an American and as a person to do everything you can to oppose this war

Well this is the most JSOC thing to have JSOC'd in a while Add to the list of why the next Dem SECDEF's core qualification must be a commitment to rip out JSOC root and branch Anyone else remember what those dipshits were up to 6 years ago today? Unreformable presidential assassination crew

“ceausescu”. it’s an ancient word but a beautiful word.

Disgusting violation of basic sovereignty and I hope everyone who hedges even one bit on this has their careers ruined in the end

God damn the Whore of Babylon, the United States of America

so cool that when Kurosawa made Seven Samurai, he was like, "What if a movie absolutely ripped for three-and-a-half hours straight?"

Fucking Chinooks in Caracas oh shit

On the English neck a Norman yoke, and down with the Papists and idolators (sorry to the Britons but I wouldn't be here today if the Saxons hadn't won).

that's right

"the other Arab countries" this is fucking insane man

Must have been so fun to be a magazine writer back in the day, getting fucked up on five martinis on the company's dime and then writing a bunch of stuff comparing Southerners and Arabs

What do we think, does this deserve a beast mode

We used to have magazine writers in this country

bless my father's heart

Remembering a old joke about Bowery flophouses: "I complained about bedbugs in my room so they started charging me for pets." wonder if my landlord will take the same approach

Mahmood Mamdani out here looking like a mid-ranking Politburo member during a parade, hell yeah

The first time I really felt out of touch was when I saw a video of people in an In-and-Out waiting for an order number to be called, the cashier said "Order 68" and everyone groaned, and then everyone exploded not when he said "Order 69" but instead "Order 67"

I think about this line literally every time I go to the post office

The thing about the SCP Foundation is that the whole thing is kinda overwhelming to me but I do enjoy nibbling around the edges by reading the articles and canons I like

The year is 2035. California's entire base of taxation is young renters and their entire budget goes to insuring suburban McMansions built in fire hazard regions. Half of Florida is underwater financially and the other half literally. Illinois is fine but still fucks up transit funding constantly.

Reading up on the family history and one of my ancestors emigrated from the Rhineland in the 1840s because his village got turned into a nature park because it was in the woods. So he moved to bumfuck Pennsylvania and kept farming

From the College Football Playoff to the Bad Boy Mowers Pinstripe Bowl...Clemson and Penn State had seasons from hell

please reply with your favorite usernames of mine i would like to have a bracket

Put "Microsoft Word" in the searchbar of my computer and it opened bing and searched it. Will anyone at Microsoft ever see Heaven's light?

Fuck dating apps, I will find a wife by posting a truly deranged personal ad in the London Review of Books

I hate the fucking Hurricanes why do we keep blowing leads

I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships

Playing defense on Breakthrough in BF6 allows you to simulate the experience of a Polish conscript in September 1939

holy shit the Steelers just did the modern "He did WHAT?" play

Ah, the chair. So relatable.

A Milhouse Divided might be a top 5 episode. "I don't recall saying good luck," Bart breaking the chair on Homer's back, "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"

Unfortunately it appears Caleb Williams got all the magic that Jayden Daniels had last year

Almost done thank Christ

Getting that JD Power and Associates rated bottom surgery

QB Josh Johnson has entered the game for the Washington Commanders tonight, which gives me an excuse to share his *incredible* resume.

Josh Johnson is taking snaps for my team bro let's just forfeit the last few games please

They are leaving Jake Elliot at Dulles man