That fucking deke was amazing

USA USA USA

3v3 OT is woke liberal bullshit

OLYMPIC OT HOCKEY

Hillary Knight proving the power of an athlete who's just here for one last job

HILLARY KNIGHT

Olympic hockey is so good because you don’t have inane ads polluting every inch and second of the broadcast

Vancouver’s buses having “sorry, not in service” on them when they’re deadheading sounds like a hack joke about Canada

Vancouver really is SimCity 2000

How it feels to be an American in a Canadian bar during the hockey finals

Finished A Comedy of Errors last night which is a charming little play but next on the list is Henry IV Part 1 and it’s a shame I’ll be off Twitter for that because I just adore the Henriad.

I've decided I'll finally get my owl of Athena tattoo after I finish my Ancient Greek course

My mother gave me some L'Occitane body oils and stuff for Christmas which was very nice but unfortunately now I've grown accustomed to them and as I'm running out I'm finding they're expensive to replace

I've been so incredibly owned. First time a direct mail ad has ever worked on me

Just found out I've been getting Richard [sic] Lattimore's name wrong for years because as it turns out it's Richmond Lattimore. Are you fucking kidding me. I hope I didn't look like an ass in front of anyone important.

Idk if they got it from Princeton or from like the NYRB or what but whoever's idea it was there deserves a raise because I'm about to buy a few books

UChicago Press clocked me extremely well because they mailed me a physical catalogue of a big sale they're having

Man, RIP Robert Duvall

It's needle drug Sunday! Time for my Zepbound and estradiol

Having to take the psalm I'm memorizing off the bathroom mirror so I can put up Greek declension charts to memorize makes me feel just a bit like Julian the Apostate

The nice thing about learning Ancient Greek is that I keep making connections between what I know of the New Testament and other Indo-European languages I've studied but I'd rate it harder than Latin so far in grammar

Ancient Greek stress rules stress me out

I relate a lot to the FF1 locomotive because I too get called "Big Liz" a lot

I will not be seeing Wuthering Heights because Emerald Fennell is a goddamn hack and I'm still pissed about Saltburn and how much of a waste of my time and money that was

Having a healthy breakfast of Kraft mac and cheese and a lemon Arizona iced tea at 2pm

Give baseball me give watch baseball me watch baseball give me watch baseball give me you

Given my upbringing it's really funny that the only people I know now who've gone into the military are both northeastern Jews from liberal families

Son of a bitch is a real old head insult. Don't hear that much anymore

Couldn't find this post to qt on this site (because it's bad) so I have to manually copy the image from the MLB Twitter account to make this joke This rotation will put up 1899 Cleveland Spiders numbers

NYC bus ad: Every member of my polycule has this new app! DC bus ad: The Lockheed Martin Mk 9 Childkiller Missile uses AI to keep America safe

I really do despise this holiday if I am being honest (does not have a girlfriend)

Welcome to DC, where the rivers are full of shit, the trash doesn't get collected for weeks after a storm, the sidewalks are covered in dogshit, armed fascist thugs stalk the streets and the mayor does nothing but give money to billionaire owners of sports teams

the year is 2015, im reading colin dueck argue Obama forpol is different bc it centers the domestic the year is 2020, im reading jake sullivan argue Biden forpol is different bc it centers the domestic the year is 2026, im watching AOC argue that her forpol is different bc it centers the domestic

this was a little silly but at least believable after one term of trump, but is transparently flimsy after two. donald trump is forever. the forces he represents are not just going to vanish like a dream. democrats need to contend with this fact to find a way out of the pit.

The left should probably figure out an idea for foreign policy that isn't just "status quo ante Trump." That's a reason why AOC doesn't sound all that different from Jake Sullivan at Munich

Year 1 of transition: If I don't put on a full face and a dress to go to the grocery store I will kill myself Year 5 of transition: Getting called bro by the cashier is worth not having to do makeup or put on anything but sweatpants

Ben Rhodes with the closest I've ever seen a Blob official come to having a conscience

American Christianity needs a Reformation with the methods of the Inquisition

mrw

Black guy at the grocery store said that I had Malcolm X glasses and yeah it turns out I do

My apartment management has started using an AI concierge for maintenance requests and I am starting to believe Mao was too kind to landlords

They made a group for me and like five oomfies

Man, Headhunters really is a good album

Finished Titus Andronicus for my Shakespeare in a Year plan (I fell a bit behind) and it is remarkable how the same man who wrote the nuanced, tragic depiction of Othello is the same man who wrote Aaron, who doesn't have traits beyond "I am a Moor and love murder and rape"

I really do think ushers should get guns. Had to tell three guys behind me to shut up, there was someone in my row using his phone to illuminate a notebook during the film. People are unable to behave in public anymore

I really do love the constant feeling of “the world you know is ending, modernity and the railroad and the government are coming” that so many Westerns have

Thank God I haven’t started my return yet

nw

It's really good I think how sports keeps expanding and getting bigger - women's sports are finally getting a lot of attention and money, things like volleyball are becoming more popular - but I wonder sometimes if it's sustainable