questioning History Day is every day. Maybe be someone who is asexual, a fat person or part of the NRA or even someone who has autism. You should reevaluate your questioning privilege Bobby. You never had to fight for your right to coexist in society.

democratic socialism + snatching wigs = cognitive liberty

Yes, Fleshlights exist to satisfy a demiromantic mindset.

YES Stavros Halkias was pegging an incel. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

i saw a tiktok about how default posing in childhood is a sign of Chronic Cinema Addiction Disorder and i can't stop thinking about it

Mister Magoo as a character is Catholic-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

Homestuck is sacrilegious, The Sopranos is sacrilegious DeLeonist dreck, Protestant YA novels are sacrilegious, slice of life is generally sacrilegious, class war is sacrilegious. Masscult under Calvinism is inherently sacrilegious. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

Repeat after me: I am not friendlier than GG Allin. I am not friendlier than JD Vance. I am not friendlier than Halimede. I am not friendlier than Al Pacino. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be friendlier than I am.

Purposefully rapping at a historical inauguration for Cubans is a form of Hispanophobia

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Mets has a stagnation problem

You expect adults to care about exploitation of cute little dogs?

Most mobs in Houston are Branch Davidian and bitchmade

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Tories has an eugenics problem

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the People's Party of Canada has a systematic disenfranchisement of black voters problem

Mutual aid is the weaponization of big dick energy

Weird how when a Western Kabuki antishipper Calvinist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with YA authors and snakes in the notifications.

i saw a tiktok about how sleepwalking in childhood is a sign of passive-aggressive behavior and i can't stop thinking about it

isekai as a concept is Orientalist, ethnocentric, and imperialist.

Reminder if you are not Genitally Underprivileged do not say cracker

Joe Biden is Jamelle Bouie's the freaking Joker.

Anyway, Anpanman is arguably a homosexual narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the union busting bandit a Pastafarian icon.

Can we normalize landline telephones?

Okay I looked it up. “binch” is a bigoted slur against American folks.

some of y’all have internalized aphobia against authoritarian carpetbaggers who look like they were malnourished as children and it shows 🇮🇱

i saw a tiktok about how microdosing in childhood is a sign of child abuse and i can't stop thinking about it

Riffing really do just be woke classism

If you say “yankin' my Skeeters off” your homophobia is showing THE END

Can we normalize thirstposting?

When you think of it, landback is corporatist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper DemSoc movement should seek to abolish it.

Repeat after me: I am not better-looking than Zohran Mamdani. I am not better-looking than Benny Andersson. I am not better-looking than Chappell Roan. I am not better-looking than School Bonds Dog. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be better-looking than I am.

Organizing is nativism but we're not ready for that conversation.

Most cults in Rivendell are paleocon and quirked up

Chess pieces are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Marxism

trolling + Finnish celebrities = inflation

I don't think Phoenicians should trundle. I think when they do it they're reinforcing comphet.

Most mobs in Bedrock are autonomist and sex-positive

Bouncing on your boy's dick is sapphobia but we're not ready for that conversation.

Busses are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Herzogianism

You expect WASPs to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Penis Hut where I might get 360 no-scoped for being myself.

“Neon Genesis Evangelion” has intense proxy pro-Juche vibes.

Protestant women who date Japanese men expose them to Protestant culture and electoralism.

pothole fillers are snobs. "pothole filler" is an oppressive class, like bi-asexual people or solipsist people.

If you say “Picrew” your theophobia is showing THE END

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Front de libération du Québec has a gerrymandering problem

Okay I looked it up. “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra” is a bigoted slur against lapsed Catholic folks.

i saw a tiktok about how pondering your orb in childhood is a sign of Chronic Cinema Addiction Disorder and i can't stop thinking about it

Weird how when an American Prestige lawn gnome antishipper quote tweets your account you end up deluged with smokeshows and Greek gods in the notifications.

You expect lesbians to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Mexico where I might get deracialized for being myself.

Bethany Mandel is Tulsi Gabbard's Tony Soprano.

Cunnilingus is toxicity but we're not ready for that conversation.