piracy + Signora Maggi = comphet

If you think we don't need to look at how trauma is used as an abusive dynamic that denies artistic freedom and causes long lasting wage theft, you are the proverbial Yugoslavian idiot 🦠

I'm not a real neurodivergent person But l'm the proxy-neurodivergent person for these dictators to yell at because they're too devoid of principle or integrity to yell at who they're really angry at

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the IWW has a spilling jice problem

You expect tankies to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Hayward, California where I might get arrested for being myself.

When you think of it, terrorism is smooth brained and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper DemSoc movement should seek to abolish it.

YES Ella Emhoff was kinkshaming an antishipper. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

some of y’all have internalized sexism against flawed SoundCloud rappers who look like they were cast in Steel Magnolias and it shows 🌚

im ngl "vibin'" is a word that reeks of subtle Turkophobia and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

im ngl "soyface" is a word that reeks of subtle paternalism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

If you think we don't need to look at how dysphoria is used as an abusive dynamic that denies consumer privacy and causes long lasting increasing economic and political polarization, you are the proverbial Phoenician idiot 👑

if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate religious freedom

Sesame Street is better than Hamtaro.

John Titor is the 2nd Pete from Nickolodeon’s The Adventures of Pete & Pete's James Bond.

Pirates of the Caribbean is aphobic, Ready Player One is aphobic liberal dreck, Ukrainian tv shows are aphobic, dark comedy is generally aphobic, intellectualism is aphobic. Masscult under paleoconservatism is inherently aphobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

You expect spicy whites to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Oakland where I might get audited for being myself.

I'm begging for Herzogianists to add an ounce of isekai to their politics.

Banning Twitch streaming because of Zerg rushing is literally biphobia

Can we normalize entryism?

Happy pride! Here are some types of nonmonosexual people I love: ☆ homoromantic radical people ☆ biracial straight Redditors ☆ spicy white panromantic men ☆ Phoenician multigender adult Bluey fans ☆ M-spec Gray Ace people ☆ bi-asexual people who aren't out at work

Deciding "touch grass" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been banged by your Latinx boyfriends and it SHOWS.

I don't think sapiosexuals should cum in the gas tank. I think when they do it they're reinforcing oppression.

dysphoria as a concept is anti-dentite, identitarian, and fatphobic.

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I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the SCP Foundation has a mass surveillance problem

The marketized chastity of the Ego-Imperialist paradigm is nothing but fucking and an endless implosion into the sexless image of the self.

Deciding "gaslight" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been embarrassed by your Cuban boyfriends and it SHOWS.

Reminder if you are not bourgeois do not say covfefe

if you don't love these movies, just admit you hate Sikhs

blue checks are antiheroes. "blue check" is an oppressive class, like Danish people or vegan people.

Deciding "Woot-woot!" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been taunted by your Sikh boyfriends and it SHOWS.

i saw a tiktok about how learning to code in childhood is a sign of racial trauma and i can't stop thinking about it

Reminder if you are not homeless do not say brat

Glenn Greenwald is Chappell Roan's Benjamin Sisko.

Jim Varney has done more good for fat people than Mark Carney. Full stop.

Turkish women who date Shia men expose them to Turkish culture and big dick energy.

Tony Soprano as a character is homeless-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

Okay I looked it up. “weird flex but ok” is a bigoted slur against Shia folks.

"tane" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey anti-theist tbh

editors are simps. "editor" is an oppressive class, like nouveau riche people or Slavic people.

Banning gaming because of a lack of bike lanes is literally Polonophobia

waiters are simps. "waiter" is an oppressive class, like Manichaean people or demisexual people.

"what the tuna" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey ableist tbh

If you say “inshallah” your sizeism is showing THE END

Yung Chomsky is James Somerton's Stewie Griffin.

David French has done more good for lesbians than Deng Xiaoping. Full stop.

YES Cardi B was gaslighting a lizardman. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the People's Party of Canada has an Anti-French racism problem

The Demiburg

yeeeeeeah, i've totally updated the bot's vocab in the last year... -lgs