god that’s cool

the evil is defeated

someone search "tilly norwood rule 34" and report back. there's too many people around rn for me to confirm my hunch that the internet at large already ruined this guy's dream

oh i am way too neurodivergent for this lighting

Mastodon is the Holy Roman Empire of social media, send tweet

Yoda killed my aunt. He turned real and chased after her and bit her ass and she died. so maybe think about that before yoda posting

you'd think pete hegseth would be one of those guys who read The Art of War in high school, but, alas

Military clothes were historically designed for function, not fashion. High-waisted pants kept shirts tucked and allowed for better mobility. The Ike jacket was inspired by British battledress, which involved a cropped jacket that felt comfy when driving. Why change? IG army.navy.vintage

the importance of trigger discipline when talking to others. there’s much to be rightfully critical of and angry about which should never be discounted or minimized. but if u want to be effective in your efforts to correct the issues you see then you also have to be effective an interpersonal comms

ngl it makes me irrationally angry when people assume something is ai when it most likely was either photoshopped or just staged

why do they even bother making long youtube videos about missing hikers. like. they got lost in the woods. you don't need a whole hour to explain what happened there.

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

goddammit, the horse actually got me for a full twenty seconds

This is the biggest, toughest article I’ve done about so-called “AI psychosis.” It’s the story of a man who committed a horrific crime in his youth but served his time and against all odds found love and a new life—one that completely unraveled after he started talking to Google’s Gemini chatbot.

if i had to suffer, so do you:

New — Italy just reportedly informed Global Sumud Flotilla the Italian ship will offer flotilla members the "opportunity" to abandon ship. Organizers call this "sabotage." Says if Italy wants to save lives, it wouldn't act as "Israel's enabler," it would ensure the flotilla safely reaches Gaza.

physicist robert j oppenheimer, upon realizing the destructive potential of the katamari

you're telling me this cat is in formalwear

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

academy award contending tiktok

if it's a video, it better be a beautifully edited three hour long deep dive, otherwise, give me the article.

just guess

why

Damn dude, a piece of media doesn’t map 1:1 to your preferred politics? That’s crazy, are you okay? Do you need anything?

I think we should make home school illegal

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

ME: if marlon wayans tried to pull that Little Man shit on me i'd figure out he's not a real baby within two or three days no problem BLUESKY FOLLOWBACK HYPERLIB: yeah and the baby is #JDVance 🤮

okay I know google is doing everything in its power to make search as worthless as possible with AI etc but I can't help feeling that a lot of people are just using that as an excuse to not ever have to research anything on their own, ever. there are other search engines and also you have a brain

i'll be damned, 40-40.

WELCOME TO THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS *whipcrack*

*walks into living room* *sees the score on the cowboy's game, walks back out* *runs back in when i realize those two points on the cowboy's score is scorigami bait*

calling it now, he's gonna endorse Sliwa

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

the ancient japnaese art of bouncing on it

one of the moments where I realized how cooked we are as a society was when people started saying that not voting for a politician means you "failed" or "betrayed" them. what a fucked up way to look at politics

it's giving anime convention

All-timer wikipedia article

reason number 148205 that font choice is important

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

This only happens to you once

oh, we are fucked lmao

Things are bad but they made a game about Star Trek Voyager that looks like a cross between Stellaris and Xcom so things have never been better

(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??

No. Your friends don't secretly hate you. You're just dehydrated.

you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files