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Matt Baldloser

been thinking about the concept of death a lot recently i should probably stop

me when i work at the baby killing factory: wow its so good to be valued for my skills and contributions to the killing of babies!!!

1 like = 1 cum

i wonder how many of my followers have me muted lmao

you're talking awful big for someone in cumshot range

i ask my brain why i feel sad and it goes i dunno just felt like it

toy of low self worth

explaining cum to an american

i've never listened to an album tbh

no thoughts only stims

transsexuals are causing and then immediately solving the cum shortage

i wanna be a billionaire so i can build a fuck ton of high quality rail infrastructure

Compersion socks

visiting the EU's enlargement commissioner to discuss my titties

i would make such a good cpr dummy

need to be abused within an inch of my life ngl

awawa

transsexuals are so hot

🌙 I LOVE HAVING A PUSSY

🌙 what the fuck happened to my libido today it's never like this unless ive taken an edible omg 😵‍💫

🌙 toy who desperately needs to be used

brain is acting very different today and um 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

me today and well,, every single day of my life, really

flicking the mean bean machine

if u don't want people to compare you to hitler you shouldn't have hitler adjacent opinions just a thought

AAAAA WHY DID FIREFOX CHANGE THE MOBILE UI IT LOOKS SO MUCH WORSE

repost bait

1 repost = 1 repost

🌙 toykey didn't actually know what the word mulch meant and it sounds kinda hot

1 like = 1 like

school cancelled cause teacher sick and im gonna make use of this opportunity and do absolutely nothing but rot away

kinda wanna 100% the hitman games, but because hitman 1 is included entirely within hitman 2, and hitman 1+2 are included entirely within hitman 3 idk how viable that is

you're talking awful big for someone in cumshot range

you ever run out of milk so you have to pour cream on your cereal

i had a dream that involved some non existent bsky drama and now like 30% of y'all need to apologize to me

there's always a bigger chungus

need to be just a torso tbh

sometimes i think some of yall have weird fetishes but then i remember birds do some weird shit to attract mates

she's begging for a treat would you give it to her?

objectively correct fast food tier list

objectively correct linux desktop tier list

apparently i fuck more than walmart

would you murder me in cold blood if i asked nicely?

robotgirl with a broken vibration motor

cum normalized process

fucking a robotgirl while her servers are offline