subskeeting is basically the same thing as hitting a deer with a car

girl who is dysphoric over never being in a car crash

so the whole wallet losing thing may have costed me the application for that job i've been really excited about

on the bus going home, thinking about what i need to do once I'm home, when suddenly my brain decides it's dissociation time and then my head hurts and i can't handle anything at all

aaaaaaaaa i hate my brain

me: finally has money also me: loses wallet and can't access that money at all

both titties are now in full growth mode simultaneously, and i am so fucking tired and hungry i need a big fucking platter of cheeseburgers and a milkshake real bad if you wanna buy a bitch lunch and make her titties, ass, and thighs thicker, here's muh link: ko-fi.com/geegeesinchat

the thing that bugs me about getting asked pronouns is not only the issue of getting singled out as the tranny, but i can't even reply with she/it cause people don't get it!

Platonic mommy

this critical writing course is gonna make me so good at discoursing

my phone will automatically try to change faggot to all caps

my other courses have been part of the computing program and been 90% guys, i got added to this extra course in a different program last minute and it is only women in this class and now i feel like even more like an outsider

me: why am i freaking out? brain: idk ^-^ me: it's trauma isn't it? brain: maybe :3 me: c-can you tell me what happened? brain: no ;) also ur a different person now uwu

im honestly just kinda baffled

i hate how fucked my memory is what do you mean i remember none of last week

getting dysphoric about the fact that i get dysphoric whenever a bit of tummy shows

it's always weird to be reminded how i don't understand the proportions of my own body

wow really im a “faggot” huh? thats cool im also “cumming” now. can yuo say it again

🍂 they're making a dog learn to read 😭

its fucked up that they make com sci nerds take writing classes

euro truck simulator 2 multiplayer is a perfect game

currently posting and driving (in euro truck simulator)

🍂 sitting idle because my class doesn't start for a bit and desperately trying to not dissociate

*lovingly* kys faggot

nothing quite as thrilling as updating arch linux for the first time in over a month

ngl it's really funny how most of my ops haven't experienced a genuine social interaction since before i was born

me and who

narrator: they did not finish the bathroom today

call me a catgirl the way I wanna get inside that box

sexualize 👏 female 👏 bodies 👏 the 👏 way 👏 they 👏 were 👏 intended 👏 to 👏 be 👏 sexualized

discourse posters are actually called discontent creators now

ladies ladies please. you're both faggots

maybe a hot take, but beyond 30fps frame rate doesn't matter in most games, and frame time consistency is infinitely more important

everyone thinks getting hit by a car is exclusive to deer girls but no one thinks about the time my childhood dog ran on to the highway when i was 10

okay but what if me and someone else made our pussies kiss with the double ended dildo in the middle

getting murdered regular style

AAWAWA RARRF

i think what this discourse has taught me is that being a freak with thin skin is infinitely worse than being a freak

that’s the thing, man. That’s why this is so funny. you’ve got snuffgirl therians laughing at furries right now because the snuffgirl therians understand how to proudly piss in the pool. ostensibly bigger freaks, but they know how to exist online without perma-meltdown and are therefore respectable.

the craziest thing about ai is that tech companies think they're totally in the clear for harmful hallucinations because of a little disclaimer anyways sundar pichai is a convicted sex offender ⓘ emma (toys) can make mistakes, so double check it

>wake up >jerk off dilator >get fucked by dilator >jerk off dilator again >sleep >repeat ngl this would be so much more fun as a kink scene

I REQUIRE ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY

i dont wanna wake up 😭

i went to the clapping convention and when i asked about you everyone claped

this is my official callout post of @sarasoci.al

need a new word for problematic that isn't irony poisoned

biting my lip watching a moot drift into bad take territory

realizing im gonna have to actually do my shot on wednesday and low-key kinda freaking out about it