i have never wanted to have sex with a fictional character more than zosia pluribus

i’m queen of da train

It is March, 2006. You have never heard of Chongqing.

i’ve had the jingle bell rock performance from mean girls stuck in my head for what feels like 4 months

i only peddle the finest smut, this is elevated porn, people don’t even cum to it

all the people i hate are having constant nonstop sex with each other in my head

💖😘

you couldn’t make venture bros these days, everything is too woke now, they’d have to call dr girlfriend “dr nesting partner”

PREACH IT TECH JESUS

what’s everyone’s top 5 tv doctors to jack u off during a bout of feminine hysteria?

OU decided in favor of the bigoted student, and the trans teacher has been stripped of her role.

using the tide pen as a strap so you know i’m going to make a mess of u and help u clean up after

*twirls hair* so is there like, a mistersoginy

she got a short skit and a loooooooooong urethra

pissing! on da train

she got a big penis so i call her big penis

i’m king of da railway

if you don’t like fat bitches you don’t even like women oh a woman has put on fat in a feminine way and ur not attracted to her anymore? go fuck a twink, leave the women to the real fans buddy

> “mass” media > none of the bitches r fat > fake fans all around me

pov ur the camera and ur getting ignored because the camera woman is too gorgeous

fav pic of 2025 💖 i’m an angel 😇

happy hoelidays 💖

big brother doesn’t want me to drink my own alcohol on the train now, says i can drink what i buy on the train, claims it’s about “monitoring my consumption” but it all just sounds like a police state to me

🔮 James Cameron who is racist against Natives endlessly plunders our aesthetic and culture to make his giant movies where a white man steals the skin of a Native to walk amongst them and become their saviour buppy doesn’t have the words but sure, it’s “performative” to hate them

sure make your lazy jokes. don't even think about the ppl hurt by them. make your crack about "an egg fried this rice" not even thinking about that poor cook in the back of the restaurant making you a delicious meal. sweating half to death because she won't take off that oversized hoodie

evelyn #zzzero

the problem with today’s consumerist rape and release society is no one wants to eat what they kill anymore

i’m walking by u on the street and ur flinching, im a random guy standing too close to u and ur flinching

the only disorder i have is Her perfect sweetie angel disorder

Why is James Cook trending did the hawaiians get his ass again

it’s so wild how often rappers used to say faggot

dudes love to “coordinate harassment” against themselves by being a giant dipshit

Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy

sony introduces crossieplay on the ps5, gets its consoles banned as medical devices

closeted lesbian twincest: they were wombmates

who up gettin butterfingered

Today, with the windchill struggling to reach 0°F at times, thousands marched down Lake Street in South Minneapolis protesting the actions of ICE. “ICE Out of Minnesota!” "MINNESOTANS KNOW ICE IS SLIPPERY AND DANGEROUS - IT'S TIME TO DE-ICE!" "Immigrants are not the problem"

the college football playoff really needs a way for both teams to lose

it’s concussrismas 🎉🎁🎄

concussion princess 💢👸🏻 🤕

SpongeRobert’s Rules of Order

i think i may have gotten another concussion

sometimes i see a painting of a hot naked fat lady in a french restaurant and im like oh look its me

new cassie painting just dropped, by the talented @reverendthumper.bsky.social

rape survivor with the pretty smile. @rapestie.meangirls.online

train pelfie

being trans in 2025 is like playing quietly on your game boy in your room not bothering anyone and then your drunk parents kick your door down and start beating the fuck outta you for "ruining the entire family" but all you've done is play game boy in your room without bothering anyone.