oh god

My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

Probably explanatory wrt the brain rot that social media can engender when the head of every social media company is the most socially inept person you've ever come across

Crossed paths with both a cybertruck and a jeep with an American flag today, bad day for visuals

Complete fucking psycho eyes on this nazi, jfc

Getting up there and unleashing a joke-free 30-minute story during which you nearly cry several times talking about how Kevin Hart wanted to host the Oscars, and almost did, but didn't, because they took it from him—in Riyadh. Laughter truly is the universal language.

oh so when a white guy does a shooting because of a cis woman it’s nbd but as soon as one does one because of a trans woman we all gotta be punished for it

South Bay folks, close your windows and mask up. If you're driving, set air to recycle. The Chevron refinery in El Segundo just blew up. citizen.com/-OacL7_yVyF5...

I’ve never done this before, but one of my best friends has an incredibly sick son who is going to need a kidney transplant and partial liver transplant to survive. My friend is trying to raise $9,000 to save his son. If you can spare anything to help, please do: www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-sa...

"We will never develop technology to allow me to see a virgin on-screen"

a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits

It’s awesome how the CEO of this site is just as embarrassing as Elon Musk

primary among Steve Jobs' crimes against humanity is promoting the concept of CEO As Superstar Pitchman we were better off when suits stayed mostly offstage instead of histrionically insisting everyone clap along with their bullshit

Someday, we're gonna find out that the decisionmaking went like this: Mamdani proposes city-run grocery stores. Conservatives say it'll never work. Mamdani supporters point out that DOD runs a bunch of grocery stores. Hegseth decides to close them to own the libs.

Having won over the brass by calling them fat and gay, the next step is to win the hearts and minds of the grunts by taking away their cheap treats

Remember how Musk and his DOGE crew obtained root access to federal computer systems? Yeah, well:

One of the consequences of right-wing people buying up different platforms to coddle reactionaries is that, at some point, these guys find out real quick that IRL most people hate them. Blue checks on Twitter won't keep people from beating your ass if you pull this edgelord shit in public.

I'm not seeing a single mention of the six Canadians on the Sumud Flotilla in any major news outlets.

My god. “Watson said she saw agents dragging residents, including kids, out of the building without any clothes on and into U-Haul vans. Kids were separated from their mothers…’It was heartbreaking to watch…seeing kids coming out buck naked and taken from their mothers, it was horrible.’”

straight up child murder www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...

lol, wrong almost half the time

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

Israel has just arrested Greta Thunberg and many others. Statement from the Global Sumud Flotilla: “People of conscience have been abducted. The flotilla broke no laws. What is illegal is Israel’s genocide, Israel’s illegal blockade of Gaza, and Israel’s use of starvation as a weapon.” 1/3

This is awful. Also, lol

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Beyond the fact that natural gas is driving climate change and that's bad and we shouldn't do that anymore, your timing is impeccable, given this explosion in the Bronx this morning: www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

I dunno I think Josh Barro does need a master plumber to do the work for the seven knobs feeding gas to four burners and one oven on his AI slop stove

“Safety and space at risk as SUVs reach 30% of car market in English cities, researchers warn. Campaigners call for Paris-style parking charges amid fears big vehicles are taking up excessive public space.” Cities need smart strategies to manage vehicle size. NOT bigger parking space requirements.

I had the opportunity today to speak with @mehdirhasan.bsky.social about Gaza, AIPAC, and what Democrats need to do better. An easy first step? No AIPAC money. Ever. AIPAC is supporting my opponent but I’m on the right side of history.

OMB Director Russell Voight says that US DOT will announce that the federal government is "pausing" funding for both Gateway and the Second Avenue Subway because of "unconstitutional DEI principles" -- x.com/russvought/s...

I support Pete Hegseth. It's important to get the overweight and women out of the military, in case they will be crossing any glass bridges.

Favorite Bari moment is when she included a tweet by Felix Biederman sarcastically saying “Hasids own so much” in a column and said actually they don’t own much property

american calmed by sight of hamburger

"i just use it to generate ideas"

This is about tipping

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

The mad lad has done it again

this goes on YouTube at 330 or 4 or something like that today.

Whoops!

"Knight Rider" (1984) s02e17, Garthe Knight (Michael Knight's evil twin) breaks out of prison. Now in glorious HD.

It’s easy to laugh at this if it’s never happened to you

Cross absolutely getting their asses officialdavidcross.com/blogs/press/...

one of my favorite liberal tics is assuming when trump and the GOP talk about "the left" they're not talking about liberals

Reminded when @mattlech.bsky.social described Ezra Klein as "Tim Pool for those with a college degree"

I continue to think that one of the reasons this country is falling apart is the wholesale abandonment of public virtue as a broadly shared aspiration. Or even something people should be embarrassed about if they don’t have it.

Let's preview how the discourse around "political violence" is going to be exploited going forward. When lawless thugs brutalize the citizenry of Blue cities on Trump's orders, that will be "law enforcement." If citizens do anything to resist, that will be "political violence."

This is an advertisement. They are so out of money lol.

I would like every single member of the local Democratic Party apparatus who started shit with me over my Charlie Kirk “sowing/reaping” post to watch this and then think long and hard about where the fuck you want to direct your attention these days

also, he's a liar! he says that he's never heard about things as a reflex because you don't have to answer about something you're first hearing since you "haven't considered it". he's a doddering, evil, lying idiot! all of the reasons are always simultaneuously true!