I bet it's like Uncut Gems in there right now

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How long ago were the photos of him with Brown and Harman?

Just remember Starmer is not a quitter. He’s not a loser either. He achieved a miraculous turnaround of Labour in a few years when others thought it would be decades. He’ll not let us down. Not today, not tomorrow, not next year. We backed a winner.

Under 15% of Labour MPs have our media so hyped up at the thought of our PM being ousted. Our PM didn’t wake up this morning thinking I’ll give this speech one last shot. And if not doesn’t work I’ll go. He woke up committed to stay. And stay he will. Thank goodness.

This is worth a share. From @luke-akehurstmp.bsky.social from over on the other side. Glad to see he’s on the right side of history in this indulgent spectacle by backstabbing backbenchers.

Worth remembering most of these back benchers have only 1 year 10 months on the job. The sheer arrogance of these nobodies with no experience speaks volumes. Voters have very long memories.

How am I supposed to go back to narrating a 90 minute narrative about Lewis Powell, shopping malls and the Olympics when all this is going on

@thesinankose.bsky.social One Year Keir

It’s over

It’s lucky voters only hate Starmer personally and not the entire Labour Right project despite him being picked because he’s an empty vessel who looked the part and could be trusted to implement their policy suite to the letter, otherwise this farce would be an indictment of far more than him alone.

I’ve been locked in writing the script all day and so only just got to take another look at the news and well well well

I reckon 'Hey Ya' is probably correct as the quintessential millennial song but I'm gonna throw a stinkbomb in the room by saying you're forgetting 'All Star' by Smash Mouth and that also Dizzee Rascal's 'I Luv U' and Peaches 'Fuck the Pain Away' deserve some sort of hat tip

Was Nigel Farage being a chancer when he was credibly accused by multiple former schoolmates of revolting, unvarnished antisemitism and then weeks later invited to an anti-antisemitism rally where Starmer's best pal Pat McFadden was relentlessly booed? And if so, who gave him that chance?

‘𝑥 through 𝑦’ is a bog standard construction in political rhetoric but it’s pretty funny Starmer is reportedly planning on going with ‘Strength through Fairness’ when even the Nazis promised joy

Keir Starmer signals to the public that he has heard them and things will be different by sending out his Praetorian Guard of twerps and mediocrities to say the same shit we have heard before every ‘reset’ and ‘relaunch’ with such regularity people are beginning to believe it controls the tides.

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Donald Trump’s imbecilic war officially in Starmer territory

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Interesting word choice here. Who might lead ”a concerted media campaign to destroy Rayner”? How would such a thing be done, and what tactics would be used?

Didn't share at the time as I was doing more important things like revelling in Keir Starmer's destruction of the Labour Party (Alhamdullilah). But sadly, I just remembered this and am sharing to stress that not only is John 'another masterclass' Crace unfunny and a bad writer, he's also a moron.

The hollow cynicism of this entire farce can be instantly laid bare by simply asking what specifically Farage and Reform UK have done to support the fight against antisemitism – because I'll be honest, I don't follow developments in that party beat-by-beat, but this claim is certainly news to me.

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Completely unacceptable from the Board of Deputies. This nakedly partisan hypocrisy does not represent me or many other British Jews. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

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His whole life, all Donald Trump has ever done is involve himself in things he barely cares about or understands, drive it into the ground through his own avarice and corruption, and leave a trail of misery in his wake. But the fact he’s now pulling that off with American Christianity is impressive.

I was joking but it actually fits perfectly

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Well!

Marcomentum is when his phone vibrates in a meeting and he jumps up and hurries outside to meet the dealer

[after pouring so much sugar into your gas tank there’s a fucking trail of ants marching up and down the chassis] I don’t know mate, she just won’t start. Probably a factory issue.

I was joking but it actually fits perfectly

Well!

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