how does this post, which is specificslly designed for me, out there in the world?

Shiny white, super practical, crisp-driving Mondeo for sale. Get some.

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Looking at algae." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."

It could happen at any time

<Homer Simpson voice>Mmmmm…salted earth.</Homer Simpson voice>

Starting to think these things have a “drown the driver” mode

my hat off to you good sir

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If I were jd vance I would be looking for allies in the cabinet for the 25th but I’m not and he is and he’d happily eat shit if it lets him be publicly antisemitic

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i have always maintained that the front-engined lamborghinis are the coolest

i have always maintained that the front-engined lamborghinis are the coolest

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

sorry this is trash and we deserve to be humiliated

I hate this shit so much man For like almost ten years even

I am in no way prepared to view the contents of this playlist as “Dad Rock” what the FUCK man

Oh man this is going to a massive hyperfocus timesuck for me

Have a big ol sip, gen-xers

Gang Car

replica sign, wacky golf, myrtle beach, south carolina, 1979

oh come on

I took one look at that man’s hair and decided to trust everything he had to say about pool and pool related products

Oh man I want to go to this so bad

📚️ Let’s dive into the archives of rallying history with skilled engineer Wynne Mitchell: buff.ly/TLYNQC6.

give up the cars old man

this sent me last night #widowsbay

this is a bad piece that takes the positions of a bad faith bigot far too credulously

It is not hawkish to point out that Trump lost the war of choice that he started & it is not the duty of doves to defend a peace treaty that recognizes those losses

The degree to which no one cares about the color of that pool except for one very special boy

you just have to look at instagram comments to know what they’re talking about here. there’s no need for the reflexive denialism in the replies and quotes here

lol this kid is *rattled*

after the finale i am scared of the widows bay civil defense corvair van

The implication of this "New York Times" headline is that "goy" is simply a slang term used by Generation Z now, no longer attached to antisemitic implications. I think this is not only wrong, but rather dangerous for the newspaper to be printing.

give me one about snoke and the clones called ‘The Boys From Exegol’

Real 🐈🐈‍⬛ Fake 🏎️🚙

I want to see a definitive ranking of sidewalk rajas tamales in New York City

he is such a simpsons character of a person

part of why people who think Israel controls the US government/media/Presidency always sound so ridiculous is that you need to believe not only that the US is naive & morally pure but also that Israel is smart enough to manipulate everyone but so stupid that they’re shocked by Trump being Trump

Doing the ”weird nerds” thing to defend jonathan cook just seems like a massive waste of effort

Ah, yes, because Israelis are definitely behind the ban of the pre-'79 Phalavi flag, yes? Excellent point, canid.

the best course for Maserati is to transition to a new business model I just invented where they market the same basic skateboard EV with bodywork designed by the coachbuilders DS and Chrysler could also be this if they wanted

also spectacular

I’ll tell you one thing that’s undertoke right now (me. it’s me.)

spectacular

Pain is ouchies entering the body

More people than I thought are coming to terms with the dissolution of this country huh

I know I’m getting old based on how much this appeals to me

jd please call your office