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Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
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They're grouping me
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Mass suicides in Nazi Germany - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_suicides_in_Nazi_Germany
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 3 hours ago
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Potato eggened chease taco
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Honestly? hello
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This is Gourd's country, son
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It's a shame that my hair will never look nice again, due to motorcycle helmet
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Ancient Sumerian talk show
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Epic Nephew Battle
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I wonder if I should execute flawless actions with incredible precision...
about 15 hours ago
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Motorcycling is basically nothing more than an exhilarating and sublime mode of transportation
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They're giving me a premium feel
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They're coming out with evil poetry
about 18 hours ago
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I just smelled good
about 19 hours ago
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Organism’s Delight
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Gyoza Nightmare 2000
about 20 hours ago
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(Luther Vandross voice) Here and now / I banish you all to the moon...
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g0m
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watching a porno wearing a jersey with the face of one of the actors on it and cheering when they cum. and booing when the other actor cums
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Wall Street Schlunks on Fetid Jobs Report
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Chris Scott
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A remarkable city honestly
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Customers have changed my life
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Now 2
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You may now resume your decline
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Becoming a grub for winter
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Cats are a sweet cat
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I thought my glasses were dirty but it's just the reflection of my Glimmering Eyes
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pronouncing “envelope” like “Penelope”
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wearing my OtherJeans®
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Ryan Adams always sucked, his music is ass, and now it turns out he is not only an abuser but also a reactionary. I will gladly say I told you so. Fuck that guy
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Eating auld toast
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Jeff Bezo owns a newspaper called Whoppo?
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Railgun in Paradise
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Experience Our Plans
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🔫 climp
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[Folds menu] I’ll have the morsels three
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Highly equipped
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NOW that's what I hadn't called ANYTHING YET
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Gnarly Team
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getting married to all my mutuals in a moonie style mass wedding
2 days ago
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Wouldn’t spoons
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I’ll pee myself out…
2 days ago
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my name is Phil Catwater
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Cream
9 months ago
I’ll re-eat most creams
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Willing to admit I was wrong about this. IF I turn out to be wrong
add a skeleton here at some point
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Average American beverage
12 months ago
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I would do anything for the love and respect of the average Bluesky user
10 months ago
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Surprising aspect of the moto commute is all the environmental smells as i cruise along. Fall leaves! Burning leaves! Rubber. Fresh laundry. Onions. Airplane glue? Industrial chemicals. Onions.
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I heard you had one of Health's Problems
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What’s so amazing about perfect miracles
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Tidy-Worm™
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Ok you know what yeah
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