watching Allen: Earth

O, Funny!

“poured” is the new chopped. Bro you’re poured

Daydreaming about making the Tacoma into some kind of sleeper. Probably won’t do that though

My favorite brands should determine who lives and dies imo

The Death Org

Body Oater

My name is Weird Small

🖲️

Smoking one marijuano

Put one of those little tree air fresheners in the truck and I can smell it from outside the truck

She's Haven't A Baby

Fruit Shoes

Check out my behaviors

Come to the grand opening of my new water-only pub, Water Guys

Got my first longhair haircut. Mostly looks the same but less ratty

Make me appear

Ordering a Cherry Cud at BurgerSkank >>>>

FAKE Opinions in a never ending way

I’m not worse

The Email of the Year Awards

If you strike me down I will become chill asf

I loved seeing your problems

Big gusts of wind still freak me the hell out on the motorcycle

This’s This

🎶generals gathered in their masses/fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la-la

what’s all this about Ghost Sects

Is bsky ever gonna add nft profile pics or what????

The Weather Pervert

Spanish language travel channel is on the TV in this restaurant and so far my fav non-Spain European city names in Spanish are Genibre and Estocolmo

Panoramas espectaculares 📈

Who all just trying to poopoo ! 🙋

Clump Trends

Let's give started !

Cool thing that has happened as a result of lifting: I have kinda short arms and some of my long sleeve shirts with too-long sleeves are now a more suitable length I guess because my back is broader?

Eating a scam

Your services are going to renew 😈

Season gresting :)

I'm infused with stripped-back style and injected with bold attitude

There are like 5 of us at the office today. Fake day

Proudly Assembled in Missouri by Proud Missourian Assemblers

Looks like I will hit 1000 miles on the bike before the end of the year

For today's #ArtAdventCalendar, another of the pet portraits I did this year and the drawing I may have spent the most absurd amount of time on, but getting the shell textures was quite a challenge. Lovely turtle belongs to @hravn.bsky.social 🐢

Everyone in power is fucking semiliterate now. Trump-style arbitrary capitalization of words, weird use of single quotes, “what to speak of,” etc

Sir Hell

Diamonding the rough

Give me a dall..

I'm on my bed