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Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
21 days ago
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Oh nice where’d you read that Dumbass Magazine for Dumbasses
about 8 hours ago
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Jamming out down at the Chrome Gonus
about 9 hours ago
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Yeah well I think autism causes Tylenol!!!!!!
about 12 hours ago
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the amasing joey
about 13 hours ago
jimmy kim is coming back and going scorched earth, doing nasty stuff to mick mouse consensually. saying words that haven’t been said on tv since the early 90’s. definitely not groveling to the fascists. he’s gonna open carry live on tv. big gun gigantic gun toting jimmy kimel live punisher Kimmel
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Big chilling with Nessie
about 14 hours ago
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A few moments from the weekend
about 16 hours ago
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A Princely Cud
about 16 hours ago
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Is there a raptureball happening
about 17 hours ago
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Eating bracken and roadside trash
about 17 hours ago
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Nine tendo
about 18 hours ago
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New York City 100
about 18 hours ago
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eWorld’s Balm
about 20 hours ago
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Goldvibes® Personal Relaxant
about 21 hours ago
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Spug
about 23 hours ago
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Pool Water by Davidoff
1 day ago
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Chips and access to chips
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Staying touch
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It’s bad to read Online post’s
1 day ago
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Funny Blood
1 day ago
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Hi, I’m Paid Lifeworth
1 day ago
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A cookie and a coke
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They don’t say anymore
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I swear I will ZAP you
add a skeleton here at some point
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I’m far enough north now that my comparatively mild southern accent gets remarked upon
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Getting some horse coffee
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Professor Salton Sugar
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The Bullshit Machine
add a skeleton here at some point
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Just fyi I had already cancelled my Hulu / Disney + last year bc I’m a better person
2 days ago
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Smells like Butt’s Doo
2 days ago
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Anybody catch the newest episode of The Crying Smiler
2 days ago
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It is so fucking swag that I’ve contacted you during normal business hours
8 months ago
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Naomi Elizabeth
2 days ago
Pickle pickle burning bright Give me sodium if you might
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Porl Hollywood
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Apple Bottom Jings
about 2 years ago
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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Lou Barlow on stage just now: “the name of our band is Sebadoh. We started in 1988. We reached our peak in 1996.”
2 days ago
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Are products worth purchasing or nah
3 days ago
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Tom Homan legendary sack of shit
3 days ago
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Empanada is Spanish for “imp of nothing”
3 days ago
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🦢
12 months ago
[Guy who is wrong] There's no right answer really
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My name is Sexual Grasso
3 days ago
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Bagel 👍
3 days ago
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Chicken voice b’gok
3 days ago
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The Diatomaceous Pervert
3 days ago
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Dentalpunk
3 days ago
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The Most Innocent Man on Earth
3 days ago
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My cousin Max Perfect
3 days ago
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Chimp League
3 days ago
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I’ll have gone to hell
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Stink around…
4 days ago
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