They're grouping me

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Potato eggened chease taco

Honestly? hello

This is Gourd's country, son

It's a shame that my hair will never look nice again, due to motorcycle helmet

Ancient Sumerian talk show

Epic Nephew Battle

I wonder if I should execute flawless actions with incredible precision...

Motorcycling is basically nothing more than an exhilarating and sublime mode of transportation

They're giving me a premium feel

They're coming out with evil poetry

I just smelled good

Organism’s Delight

Gyoza Nightmare 2000

(Luther Vandross voice) Here and now / I banish you all to the moon...

watching a porno wearing a jersey with the face of one of the actors on it and cheering when they cum. and booing when the other actor cums

Wall Street Schlunks on Fetid Jobs Report

A remarkable city honestly

Customers have changed my life

Now 2

You may now resume your decline

Becoming a grub for winter

Cats are a sweet cat

I thought my glasses were dirty but it's just the reflection of my Glimmering Eyes

pronouncing “envelope” like “Penelope”

wearing my OtherJeans®

Ryan Adams always sucked, his music is ass, and now it turns out he is not only an abuser but also a reactionary. I will gladly say I told you so. Fuck that guy

Eating auld toast

Jeff Bezo owns a newspaper called Whoppo?

Railgun in Paradise

Experience Our Plans

[Folds menu] I’ll have the morsels three

Highly equipped

NOW that's what I hadn't called ANYTHING YET

Gnarly Team

getting married to all my mutuals in a moonie style mass wedding

Wouldn’t spoons

I’ll pee myself out…

my name is Phil Catwater

I’ll re-eat most creams

Willing to admit I was wrong about this. IF I turn out to be wrong

Average American beverage

I would do anything for the love and respect of the average Bluesky user

Surprising aspect of the moto commute is all the environmental smells as i cruise along. Fall leaves! Burning leaves! Rubber. Fresh laundry. Onions. Airplane glue? Industrial chemicals. Onions.

I heard you had one of Health's Problems

What’s so amazing about perfect miracles

Tidy-Worm™

Ok you know what yeah