Man on the DLR: Are you prepared for today’s meeting? Woman: No. Man: It’s at 9am. Woman: I know it’s at 9am, Dave. And I remain, unprepared.

I'm sorry, I beg your very finest pardon??

I have a problem with "Project Hail Mary." Actually, I probably have several problems. A simple one is the complete absence of the Theotokos from the plot. A messier one involves the basic ecology of the sun killer thingies (SKiTs hereon out). I haven't run the calculations, but if they're...

People with aphantasia never see death coming

This being the case, and since I have to be up anyway in 40 minutes to drug my child, and since I've finally stopped shivering for the moment, and since idk when I'll be able to get to sleep anyway, do we think I should get up and goof around?

Probably if you're having sex, your risk of contracting COVID would be astronomically higher through the traditional vectors like breath and saliva, but it looks like we've known/suspected for years that transmission through seminal/vaginal fluid is possible. Temu nightmare clown ass simulation.

BREAKING: The First Circuit denies DOJ’s stay request in the SNAP case, refusing to stay the Nov. 6 enforcement order. Justice Jackson’s 48-hour clock started just before midnight Sunday, meaning the administrative stay she issued Friday ends at the end of the day Tuesday.

Imagine being outflanked by Ro Khanna, I'd be sick

As ya do

Our statement:

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I lay there broad awake, feeling a great deal worse than I have ever done since

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if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.

@fenngh.bsky.social left an "ew, you're sick" possum on my doorstep and scadoodled

Yes, LOTR was immaculate, but it would have been better by a full factor of three if they'd just stolen the music from this sequence of Man from Snowy River for Arwen's race with the Nazgul youtu.be/3NBhLkavRFk?...

"kill the 'sir' in your head" -the trans woman in your head

The Parent Trap (1998) called and asked if I could come on set

So is the BBC surrendering?

This is why I laugh when Nice White Liberals clutch their pearls over that show, calling it "tasteless." It deliberately made Nazis look like clowns. It was a fave in my Jewish family.

New theory—Boaz knew that Ruth was gay but he was gay too and very happy to get lavender married plus a kid out of it.

One of the things you learn as an ancient historian is that when you sit next to a white guy on a plane and they ask you what you do, you are going to to need to tell them that you are an accountant.

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No, I'm not sure what it would look like if Dems were playing like they're taking the CBP facemasks seriously, but I'm reasonably sure it wouldn't look like this.

I need Chiitan to be less pleased with the process

I wonder if second/third cystic fibrosis kids in the same family have a kind of Ender's Game birth guilt

please, my vibes…they’re shifting

Although I’m in the camp that believes we’ve been feeding pest animals for a much longer time than most think to protect our crops, by leaving out offerings to local guardians and deities (that the animals would then eat, instead of the crops).

For real though it’s pretty funny to be the public face of aid cuts that killed hundreds of thousands of human beings and then post stuff about how other people are unkind

Is it a specific species that cultivated us to cultivate birdseed, or was it a group effort?

Both of my stepsisters, born late 70s/early 80s, should be dead from cystic fibrosis. They're both alive and well with kids. Eldest one might be a grandmother soon

I was wondering where they’d gone!

How far do you think the ancients (say, pre Plotinus) have made it with a pendulum and the law of small angles?

There's little more contemptuous to me than a "dude" who doesn't fit the model desperately defending that model. You're wealthy enough for questions about how you perform masculinity to either not happen or not matter, and you're still sacrificing to that thing.

My brain isn't up to completing this at the moment, but thank you so much for the inspiration. Writing these out helped connect a number of dots for me

It's always time to pray to the small gods

I love how The Labour Party, of all things, cannot conceptually imagine the idea of, say, the government giving councils money to build council housing.

I'm not sure I'm emotionally capable of asking for the kind of support that would make a real difference in my life... "You *can* act neurotypically, so do that" Right you are, sir

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It's barely above sea level. It's five floors above sea level

Oates: [slides shimkomi-zoe between ribs] you seem totally uneducated, uncultred Oates: [yanks upward] the poorest person on twitter may have more beauty & meaning in life than the most wealthy person in the world Mary Shelley: holy shit Shelley: brutal

Oates: [extinguishes candles with a sword flick] Oates: so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates Musk: datsa not true! Musk: i sleepa in a racecar, do you?

Oates: don't worry about me Oates: i'm no threat Oates: i mean just look at my fucked up foot Oates: would a dangerous woman have a fucked up foot like that

Oates: they should abolish same height marriage Oates: temperature is just a theory Oates: less cheese on things Musk: eyyy she posta da crazy talk! Musk: she no a great poster lika me Musk: da long cat issa long!

Boy turns out people really don't like the stove.

*Thomas Hell Yeah

figured others here would enjoy this