No. Betteridge's law of headlines strikes again! "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteri...

My cat hates injection time. I close the door to my room so he can't be all "pet me! cuddle me!" while I have a needle out, but he has no idea what I'm doing and he's just like "why am I exiled once a week?"

I'd always want to see the sand cats at the zoo and my ex would say "omg, we're at the zoo and you just want to stare at the thing that looks most like a kitten as if you don't spend all day online doing that" (lovingly, she also loved cats)

The existence of suburbia implies the existence of domurbia

Are peanuts okay during no nut november? Technically they’re legumes so I think they're okay.

I have friends that grew up in Jewish communities with this attitude in NYC. They become communities where people can't go to the secular authorities when they're victims of abuse. Urging a minority community to insulate itself this way is a path to trapping women and girls in abusive situations.

In local news, Cambridge looks to have 6 (of 9) good councillors, though I'm sad @danabullister.bsky.social didn't make it. Special congratulations to Marc McGovern, @councillorsiddiqui.bsky.social, and @votealzubi.com who topped the poll (got more votes than needed in single transferrable vote) 🧵

Today's phrase: A shanda fur di goyim It refers to a shameful act in front of non-Jews that brings disgrace to the Jewish community

everyone appreciate the cute stickers on my notebook 💕

Heck I look good in a suit

So Trump told me if NYC elects Mamdani we would have transgender for everybody.... ... so like do we have to wait until he gets sworn in or can we just get going now? Asking for a friend, who may or may not have several eroticas on this concept.

Get back to me when Mel Gibson can't find work.

I'm not sure it's legal for Zohran to get elected. The Treaty of Connecticut (establishing the Yankees/Red Sox boundary) clearly states that Boston must have pizza and bagels bad enough for New Yorkers to make fun of and New York must have a mayor bad enough for Bostonians to make fun of.

If 600,000 trans people form a polycule together, they'll cause a false vacuum decay event 🤯

Zohran Mamdani won't solve all your problems For example, he hasn't even talked about the top shortage or how he's going to fix that 😆

A cheap alternative to bottom surgery?

I'd like to add you to my professional network on Fetlife.

This is the kind of adaptive reuse that historic preservation should support. Weave buildings into the city as it continues to grow. (I've always loved this entrance)

The entrance is even built into the Old State House It's hard to imagine getting permission to alter a historic landmark like that today

Everyone keeps talking about the top 1% But I have to believe that more than 1% of you are tops

From as young as I can remember, I was obsessed with wishing. I would latch onto anything that would give me hope that I could wish my way into being a girl.

Sure, LED Zeppelin is great, but you should really upgrade to OLED Zeppelin

So Siddig el-Fadil(Dr. Bashir's actor) in Foundation looks exactly how an older version The Doctor would look.

Air pollution is a potent neurotoxin. It harms the brains of children & adults. It even harms the brains of babies before birth. Burning fossil fuels is the leading preventable cause of death and ill health in the world today. Clean energy now! @docsforclimate.bsky.social @gchalliance.bsky.social

Estrogen is powerful? It’s also wicked gay.

"When G-d says 'Do not treat the foreigners residing among you in your land any differently than the native born,' this is when you fucking bow the knee and apologize for your sins."

Don't feed your cat before you feed yourself. If the cat eats first and then takes a nap on you, you might need to go without food for hours until the cat decides he's done napping on you!

I left a party at 1:50am and arrived home at 1:05am. Someone please make this make sense!

Meanwhile he gets $76 a day taxpayer funded meal allowance for one person and free health care for life.

One of the many reasons I hate this is that it takes advantage of the fact that people won't do the math. $4,200 is $11.50/day. For a family of four, that's 96¢ per meal.

Cost of a pastry: $4 Average cost of 1 hour of housing in Boston: $4.38 These young people would be able to afford almost 1 extra hour of existence if they weren't buying themselves a small treat every week! (almost) But seriously: high housing costs are draining hope from so many people.

I really hope someone does “Cubs Pope” as a Halloween costume ⚾ 🧢

I wish moon-landing-denial was the stupidest thing happening. There's so much stupid and horrible stuff going around that it's hard to even prioritize. I hate this timeline.

I’m seriously considering getting a second TV so that my cat can watch birds at night while I watch TV Like, he loves cuddling and watching bird TV with me, but I think it'd be cute if we were both watching our separate programs.

I hate this timeline.

Speaker Johnson admits he's holding SNAP benefits hostage to put pressure on Democrats 😡 newrepublic.com/post/202496/...

This so much. What's the point of any of this if you can't enjoy it with your friends, family, and community. I especially feel this with housing. What's the point of building a community you love if your friends, children, community, and everyone who wants to stay can't afford to stay.

"We will help you because we think you're worth helping... Think about how that feels and make sure the rest of your life you say that as often as possible." "Would you like to know why we find your budget unacceptable? There's nothing in it for joy and there's nothing in it to give away."

It's crazy that sports is now more mature than politics. The NFL chooses a Puerto Rican artist for the halftime show; World Series fans are being respectful while the orange one has a meltdown.

Me to @shoshana.bsky.social “I have fantasies around your fears”

Reducing stress on bus drivers is a major win, especially given difficulty in recruiting drivers. Reducing time spent collecting fares makes busses way better for riders. Many bus systems only get 10-15% of their revenue from fares - and benefits from axing fares can exceed lost fare revenue.

It’s really weird how some places have oil and others don’t. It’s as if dinosaurs were all like, “omg, I wouldn’t be caught dead there”

He seems to think it's unfair that some people won't vote for him because he had a Nazi tattoo. Way more people wouldn't vote for me because I'm trans. He wants to be one of the 200 most powerful people in the US. He's not someone just saying "I'm a good guy now and just want to live in peace."

You should know that my cat is way more into Blue Jays than Dodgers 🐦 🐈

Scrolling my feed, "Shohei" looks a lot like "Shoshi" and it just clicks in my brain with that "it's my name" recognition

I found the perfect house for me and a bunch of pony girls!