Jesus, AI is so stupid, as much as I love this headcanon.

Hear me out: Q is The Doctor and Picard is his companion. There’s no rule that says Dr Who and Star Trek aren’t in the same universe.

I have friends that believe you should do everything possible via the command line You know, CLImaxing

We've found the queen of "stop copying me!"

Live your life in Mode 7

But officer, you can’t charge me for robbing that bank. For you see… I have a license to steal.

You know what really takes balls? Getting an orchiectomy.

Could Reagan's attempted killer have been motivated by a misguided desire to win over Jodie Foster? Should we ban Jodie Foster?

Aqui no Brasil a gente tem um ditado: "a sorte deles é que queremos justiça, e não vingança". Here in Brasil we have a saying: "their luck is that we want justice, and not vengeance".

Conservatives fear that people will due unto them as they do unto others

The paper bag from the sushi place smells like fish and my cat is kinda obsessed with it 😆

Imagining Joe Rogan saying: I know building a Dyson Sphere around the Sun would be impractical, but what if we built one around the Moon? It isn’t as bright as the Sun and would only work at night, but it’s a lot closer and we’ve already sent people to the moon and we could enclose it to power AI.

Doctors say that HRT prevents hot flashes But the more HRT trans girls take, the hotter they are when they flash me

This is maybe the silliest complaint about macOS 26, but they changed the pointer and it's been weirding me out. The unnatural pose of the macOS 26 version feels so weird.

And it's an advertisement for the “Donald J. Trump Golden Statue” (DJTGST) meme-coin. It's crazy how many people support fascism as a get-rich-quick scheme.

THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN, JUST HAPPENED! I slept in and my cat had to wait for his breakfast 🙀 NOTE: he always has abundant dry-food available so he was just waiting on wet food.

The new estradiol valerate that I got is in castor oil which is much thicker than the sesame oil I had been receiving This is making drawing my dose a lot more difficult 😡

unironically whoever is putting up those stickers made me do this

I'd wear a dress in those colors. In fact, I think I have a dress in those colors 😆

The existence of Sperm Whales implies the existence of Ovum Whales 🐳

LimeWire: now ruining more than just the family PC

Um, definitely don't do this every year 😳 Actually, it's true that I don't do this every year. Many years I'm not even in synagogue 😆

Wine moms out there in heels in Chicago. They don’t give a fuck

🦕 What did kids obsess over before dinosaurs were discovered in the 1800s? 🦖

I'm starting to think we need less Picard in our politics and more Sisko of late.

I should really upgrade my OS macOS 26 is out and I'm 11 versions behind 😳

Trump attacked a Hyundai EV factory set to employ 8,500 people. LG is now rethinking its joint GM battery factory. We're alienating a close ally and 1 of 2 countries that makes latest-gen chips. If I were a conspiracy theorist, this does help Musk whose Tesla competes with EVs from Hyundai and GM.

It's amazing how HRT makes it so trans women don't fart, just like cis women!

Feels like a deleted scene from Zoolander

My friends never disappoint me with their text messages

This is such a strange grouping of symbols on this Cybertruck

Today’s bike ride starts at the delightful loop of fully separated bike lanes around Boston’s north end. 1/?

Them: Rust is a great language with great performance, zero-cost abstractions, and unparalleled safety 🦀 Me: Sure, but is it Y2K compliant?

Tonight my shul gathered for Selichot. Together we changed the Torah mantles into their high holy day whites, sang prayers of teshuvah, and reflected on who we want to be in the year to come. We all have choices in how we respond to dark times. Let’s respond by deepening into community.

The stuff that left-wingers are proposing might be a minor inconvenience to some - less car-centric infrastructure, marginally higher taxes, etc. The stuff that right-wingers propose can be fatal to many.

Tattoos are the #1 cause of ink getting trapped under people's skin

"A Fox News anchor suggested the government should give homeless people 'involuntary lethal injection or something. Just kill them.'" I just have no words.

fReE sPeEcH aBsOlUtIsM

Reality has a known left-wing bias

Nothing like knocking off early on a Friday while your cat is napping on your lap and you watch the leaves of the trees outside sway in the breeze 🍂

"Top of the morning to ya" Sure, but what about the bottoms of the morning?

As a kid, my brothers and I would ask "are we having meat chicken (beef) or fish chicken for dinner?" In my mind, any animal could become any kind of food. This is despite the fact that we'd regularly visit my great-aunt/uncle's farm (and that my father grew up on a farm).

Bulbasaur says: touch grass!

I genuinely thought this was satire.

It looks like Josh Kraft has spent over $250 per vote. Thinking about how I wish I had $5.5M to waste on a vanity campaign for political office. I wouldn't waste it, but I wish I had that money. Anyway, the next time a billionaire heir wants to lose, I suggest just giving me that money instead!

I see they're trying the shaggy "wasn't me" defense

I'm not voting for @wutrain.bsky.social today… But I wish I could! If you live in Boston, vote Wu! Mega Boston when? (map via @crschmidt.net)

My cat at 6am: WHY AREN'T YOU AWAKE!!!!!!!!!! How I'm feeling now, at 9:30am: should I be annoying to my cat who is now napping? Being a cat mom means sometimes being the more mature one 🐈