Finding it difficult to care about the Red Wings now that Dylan Larkin has broken the fourth wall. I knew the deal but I was willing to pretend as long as he maintained kayfabe. Way to go jackass.

why doesn't this say run 24 miles

shoutout to Sarah McLachlan for getting away with a song as gay as "Good Enough" in the 90s

While hockey players are generally right of center and mostly support Trump, that's not the important thing to know about their politics. The important thing to know is that they're *really stupid*

it's literally going to happen again next season 😭

Would be bananas if Amtrak or SEPTA viewed this as competition rather than a way to juice ridership even more. Pretty obvious W for everyone.

If you're a sports executive and you suggest variable pricing for ADA parking you should get [redacted]

this guy would make a lot of Premier League teams better which is why he'll go to the one he wouldn't improve at all: Tottenham Hotspur

I understand why soccer teams have kit sponsors. I'm not telling them to stop having kit sponsors. They help the players get paid what they deserve, so it's fine. But. The way I do not want to pay $100 for the privilege of being a billboard for an insanely dogshit company lmao

wow a sports team finally does a thing fans have been begging for and takes their money instead of telling them to fuck themselves what a concept

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Arthur Atta made the move to Udinese in the summer of 2024, and has morphed into a unique CM who has caught the eye of big European clubs. This week's post for @thetransferflow.bsky.social looks at Atta's development, and how far can he go as an attacking 8 www.thetransferflow.com/p/meet-udine...

It's true but I don't know how to make normal offline people believe this

so that's what happened to me

Not sure if this hot take will collect more people telling me to fuck myself or more sooooo true besties, but: Stand-up comedy is a medium that has run its course. 99.9% of them are not funny. Someone has the occasional top tier joke in them but no one's got a good hour anymore. Can't be done.

Nothing more beautiful than these gay vintage t-shirts

jesus christ

Every time you see a team from the Turkish Lig play, there's: -a guy with the widest mohawk you've ever seen -Ryan Babel -someone the announcer keeps calling Marvin but whose shirt says "Ataturk Bocuckglu" -Fatih Terim -at least one backup striker who had a sex scandal in Serie A

Looking like 2 new Green Line Soccer pieces coming tomorrow, including the site's first-ever Spirit article. If you don't know what Green Line Soccer is, well it's this

Sure it is. Its capacity is "best output in the entire world." But to treat everything between zero and that end goal as a failure is ridiculous.

Because it's their second priority. It's their side gig. I don't think they're lying when they say they care about putting on the jersey, but they'll never feel it like Dempsey and Donovan did because they don't have to earn anyone's respect. They're already playing for big European clubs in CL.

Man remember when BigSoccer would go apeshit over any American making an appearance in the 2. Bundesliga or whatever? Weston McKennie has 218 competitive appearances for Juventus.

THE START OF EVERY JUVE SEASON: mckennie is on his way out, the manager doesn’t rate him, MLS return incoming? AT SOME POINT AFTER THAT EVERY YEAR: il colosso di texas has done it AGAIN

@kofie.bsky.social watching your bar rescue video and omg did you ever go to piratez tavern on georgia ave

in the year 2002 I decided that the two European soccer teams I liked the most and would be a fan of were Tottenham Hotspur and Schalke, I think that this has been extremely good for my mental health and well-being

big adult gonads penalty there lol

Atalanta and Dortmund are both the exact same "fun vibey team who inexplicably loses all of their braincells in the biggest game of the season" so it's kinda fucked up that they have to play each other

You're going to keep seeing Bodo for the next 5 years www.thetransferflow.com/p/why-bod-gl...

Bill Guerin has been accused of both covering up sexual harassment by a subordinate employee and verbally abusing a female subordinate employee, if you're wondering how he came to be friends with Kash Patel.

From Europa League semifinalists to Champions League last 16, Bodø/Glimt are the best underdog story in football. Expecting their best players to get poached by richer clubs? It's not going to happen. www.thetransferflow.com/p/why-bod-gl...

US Men's Hockey needs a Young Thug.

It seems like a lot of people still don't know that he admitted to his lawyer that he committed sexual assault. We know this because his lawyer was hacked, so it wouldn't be admissible as evidence in court, but we still do know that he told his lawyer he did it.

It's true that I'm a hypocrite for telling people to not watch the president's speech when I watch Tottenham Hotspur every week

I definitely think it's true that the average American voter thinks it's a he said/she said, can't be proven, maybe he did bad stuff and maybe he didn't situation. When in reality the mountain of evidence against him is uhhhh overwhelming.

If I see anyone who is not literally a professional political journalist live tweeting the speech tonight I'm calling your family members to stage an intervention

at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

My favorite thing about this Bodo/Glimt side is almost all the good players pumped their stats for them in the Norwegian league, were sold abroad, sucked on another team, then came back and got even better in their 2nd spell.

where my real Bodø/Glimtheads at

Hauge -scores a massive goal in the Champions League -runs over to the sideline to celebrate -none of his teammates join him -he does the Travolta meme

Some people are saying Bodo/Glimt are the only good football team

I’m so wrecked from that man lmao, perhaps the least fun thing I’ve ever done in my life

Nixon: Homosexuals don’t [inaudible]. But they have a new word for it. Look maximizing. Haldeman: Looksmaxing, Mr President. Nixon: Right. [Expletive deleted] are always Look Maxing.

This time last year, the threat of relegation was looming large over Lyon. Although things did go on to escalate, Les Gones have subsequently more than recovered to find themselves in a UCL spot. Wrote about them for @thetransferflow.bsky.social: www.thetransferflow.com/p/how-lyon-w...

The shame of getting completely and comprehensively overtaken by Indiana has set in lol

CBS talent refuses to say either the former or current name of Club Brugge and instead goes with the combination "brew-ja"

OK but Malmö should get a baseball team for real

Bro could have never predicted when he was in his 20s that his nickname would be the perfect insult when he got old

did not have "Democrat survives Nazi tattoo scandal" on my bingo card lol