@kofie.bsky.social watching your bar rescue video and omg did you ever go to piratez tavern on georgia ave

in the year 2002 I decided that the two European soccer teams I liked the most and would be a fan of were Tottenham Hotspur and Schalke, I think that this has been extremely good for my mental health and well-being

big adult gonads penalty there lol

Atalanta and Dortmund are both the exact same "fun vibey team who inexplicably loses all of their braincells in the biggest game of the season" so it's kinda fucked up that they have to play each other

You're going to keep seeing Bodo for the next 5 years www.thetransferflow.com/p/why-bod-gl...

Bill Guerin has been accused of both covering up sexual harassment by a subordinate employee and verbally abusing a female subordinate employee, if you're wondering how he came to be friends with Kash Patel.

From Europa League semifinalists to Champions League last 16, Bodø/Glimt are the best underdog story in football. Expecting their best players to get poached by richer clubs? It's not going to happen. www.thetransferflow.com/p/why-bod-gl...

US Men's Hockey needs a Young Thug.

It seems like a lot of people still don't know that he admitted to his lawyer that he committed sexual assault. We know this because his lawyer was hacked, so it wouldn't be admissible as evidence in court, but we still do know that he told his lawyer he did it.

It's true that I'm a hypocrite for telling people to not watch the president's speech when I watch Tottenham Hotspur every week

I definitely think it's true that the average American voter thinks it's a he said/she said, can't be proven, maybe he did bad stuff and maybe he didn't situation. When in reality the mountain of evidence against him is uhhhh overwhelming.

If I see anyone who is not literally a professional political journalist live tweeting the speech tonight I'm calling your family members to stage an intervention

at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

My favorite thing about this Bodo/Glimt side is almost all the good players pumped their stats for them in the Norwegian league, were sold abroad, sucked on another team, then came back and got even better in their 2nd spell.

where my real Bodø/Glimtheads at

Hauge -scores a massive goal in the Champions League -runs over to the sideline to celebrate -none of his teammates join him -he does the Travolta meme

Some people are saying Bodo/Glimt are the only good football team

I’m so wrecked from that man lmao, perhaps the least fun thing I’ve ever done in my life

Nixon: Homosexuals don’t [inaudible]. But they have a new word for it. Look maximizing. Haldeman: Looksmaxing, Mr President. Nixon: Right. [Expletive deleted] are always Look Maxing.

This time last year, the threat of relegation was looming large over Lyon. Although things did go on to escalate, Les Gones have subsequently more than recovered to find themselves in a UCL spot. Wrote about them for @thetransferflow.bsky.social: www.thetransferflow.com/p/how-lyon-w...

The shame of getting completely and comprehensively overtaken by Indiana has set in lol

CBS talent refuses to say either the former or current name of Club Brugge and instead goes with the combination "brew-ja"

OK but Malmö should get a baseball team for real

Bro could have never predicted when he was in his 20s that his nickname would be the perfect insult when he got old

did not have "Democrat survives Nazi tattoo scandal" on my bingo card lol

please be AI

Last summer, Lyon were provisionally relegated for hundreds of millions in financial irregularities. They had to sell star players and slash their wage budget by €30m to be allowed to stay in Ligue 1. They just had a 14 game win streak. www.thetransferflow.com/p/how-lyon-w...

I'll just go work at Walmart instead man I swear to god

Jack wouldn't be my friend anymore man the crash out would be legendary

if I was Zo I'd have quit my job www.youtube.com/watch?v=n02z...

I don't think the Quakes take is crazy. The depth and balance of their midfield is such that they can be super adaptable and play a few different styles effectively. The high end talent isn't really there but they have the foundation of what you need to not suck.

New Podcast! @mixedknuts.bsky.social and @patrickbvs.bsky.social get into: • Will Arsenal bottle it? • Chelsea can't stop stepping on rakes • Real Madrid's identity crisis • Nico O'Reilly is the real deal youtu.be/Sw9AVQ3V0kU?...

After actually being able to go outside the last two weeks, the treadmill is driving me fucking crazy

skill issue imo

Folks I do not think we're playing basketball this year

Does anyone want to play Jet Lag Hide & Seek in DC or NYC this summer (so I can win)

they're all pretty good

I am very worried about Spurs folks

again, the other white male Gen X governors that people like are going to obliterate this mf in Iowa

no no please keep putting him out in front of cameras and having him talk let's get it over with sooner rather than later

Can’t believe we’re talking about Twitter journalism bullshit when podcasts are providing discourse 10 levels above that

I think a healthy person with an A1C of 5 could get diabetic ketoacidosis from this

Jordan Morris getting a maybe career-ending injury 8 minutes into the season 👍👍👍

now that DTC no longer exists I assume DC's clear runaway winner is AdMo McDonalds

brother I just want to talk to my friends about sports

If the theme of this whole season ends up being "Bubba Wallace is in position to win and then gets screwed by a dumbass caution" I am going to k*ll John Nascar

Turn on CBS if you're a connoisseur of golf mom's spaghetti

If you ever get ratio'd into oblivion, just delete the post and say "sorry for the dumb post" and then everyone leaves you alone