To me that wasn't even the disappointing part of the Ballon d'Or voting. It's that Bonmati was the 3rd best Barcelona midfielder last year. If they gave it to Patri I'd have said good choice, and I thought Alexia was marginally better too.

lmfao

Had a dream that I got ghosted by a date AT the date spot. She pulled her car up to the front door of where we were going to have dinner and was like "hey I'm going to find parking, see you in a minute" and then she just left.

We've got transfer grades from the continent this week! Real Madrid's back 4 is looking amazing now, but there's one key area they failed to address. Plus Barcelona, Atléti, Villarreal and Athletic: www.thetransferflow.com/p/transfer-g...

Maybe if I doomscroll long enough I will finally see the magic post that fixes my brain and makes me feel good about my life

Jared Goff is kinda nasty

If Tylenol makes you autistic what medication do pregnant moms take to turn their kids trans

God it’s so wild that Justin Tucker perved his way out of the hall of fame what a stupid asshole

It’s been a whole 9 years since we had a President of the United States whose brain was not a bowl of soup

I’ve been on his show. I’ve had conversations with him. He’s simply drifted towards apologia for the fascists, like so many, through constant and repeated exposure. Things he used to know were obviously repugnant now seem normal, even acceptable. Many such cases. Still on Twitter, never on here.

[looks up from work] "Aitana Bonmati and Ousmane Dembele are the Ballon d'Or winners. Also the government said pregnant women shouldn't take Tylenol because it causes autism." Gonna decline to comment on or think about both of those lmao. Back to work.

Now that we know Jimmy Kimmel isn't getting fired because the authoritarian government blackmailed a company in violation of the first amendment of the Constitution, can we get him fired because he sucks and isn't funny

If we get 2 more years of huge growth before the bubble bursts I'd actually consider that a huge W for the AI industry

If the Democratic party wants to win more votes in purple states, they should do the opposite of whatever the likes of Klein and Yglesias say. Moderate voters in those states don't hate abortion rights or pronouns. The thing they hate is smug New York liberals talking down to them.

Even as a rich guy with access to the best trainers money can buy, an amateur doing a sub-3 marathon is legit as hell

Are Liverpool going to improve as their new signings settle in, or are we in for a tight title race? www.thetransferflow.com/p/liverpool-...

It’s sucks that any time I eat fast food or packaged junk food now I get ill. After a lifetime of eating like shit and seemingly suffering no consequences, my body has decided that I’ve reached my garbage capacity limit.

funniest part is the only actual good restaurants in green bay have aggressively generic names that would make you guess that they're bad (sushi lover, taste of india)

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

biggest loser in the history of american politics

Patrick Mahomes looking like he needs to take a trip into the woods with some drugs to find himself

if she's your girl why'd I see her at the nut hut

Bring back woke

my favorite part is the thing propping it up and preventing it from happening 6 months ago is AI speculation

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

So the Indiana Fever are a lot better with Caitlin Clark on the bench. I don't want to get involved in a discourse but uh. Yeah.

NFL players are built different man. 340 pounder sprinting the same speed I ride a bike.

go birds

Walk off big man TD is the best game ending I've ever seen go fuckin birds

I know the Browns' defense is genuinely very good and the Packers are going to be just fine and win at least 10 games but I still think they should fire everyone and fold the franchise for this

Funniest possible outcome of this rapture thing is it's real but there are only like 500 people alive on earth who Jesus deems worthy

Counterpoint: If mid ass kickers surpass Justin Tucker's stats that is going to be based as hell

If A is your defensive coordinator and B is your offensive coordinator, you're winning 13 games. If A is your offensive coordinator and B is your defensive coordinator, you are FUCKED.

Really love every time Jonathan Liew does a banter and people indignantly reply to him with "aren't you supposed to be a journalist???" as if he hasn't been an opinion columnist for 10 years now

Literally a Benitez vs. Mourinho game, 2005 is back baby

Davante Adams on the Rams is fucking cooking man

I have been down on Martinelli recently but he undeniably Has That Dawg #epl-live

I will not be doing that lol. Villa REALLY suck right now. Emery's a good enough coach that they shouldn't fire him unless they're still this shit at Christmas but we're trending towards that.

Really cowardly from the ref to not give both Silva and Trossard yellows for that incident. He didn't want to deal with the fallout of one of them getting sent off for that and the other not, but no cards for either is such a cop out. #epl-live

"Would Romelu Lukaku have been an EDGE or on-ball LB," the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12239 pages of heated debate

Started Haaland and benched Reijnders in FPL as an @ Arsenal hedge expecting a low scoring game. Oh well.

I think we're already there. Only counter-argument I can see is that the W didn't start until Sheryl Swoopes was a couple years into her prime, and she was coming back from pregnancy in 97. If Swoopes was a full-time, fully fit pro from 93 onwards it might be her.

Again: I didn't leave because it's a conservative platform, I left because it's a spam platform.

good lord

My favorite variety of college football player is junior defensive lineman who should be in the NFL but isn't allowed yet and gets 3 TFL per game

ESPN promoting WWE feels bad man

lmfao

Literally a scam for Bill to get a bunch of his homies some paychecks

-Dabo Swinney