just finished my car ride home from the holidays where someone on an NBA pod i like said “we’re the only league in the world where teams aren’t trying to win every game, on purpose.” anyway time to check in on what’s happening in the NFL today!

the 2024 presidential election saw a 49.8/48.3% split and everyone acted like the winner had a once in a generation mandate lol

finally tried the chicken tenders from wendys and:

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i simply do not think we should ever listen to someone who charges a regular person’s yearly income for one speaking engagement

“it is illegal for you not to like me”

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may god bless and protect our beautiful nation

terry smith was put on earth to be penn state’s interim head coach who rallies the troops and wins a bowl game

DABO WE DO REAL NIL AND IT IS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE LORDS NIL BABY BOY

i assume rocco becht is coming but boy i would really not hate it if campbell just rolls with grunk next year

in a way it is the rose bowl in that it will never do anything but take itself as seriously as possible

"penn state goes super fast and as a result the QB doesn't see something pre-snap" is maybe the story of this season on offense

northwestern's offensive SP+ ratings under him: 93rd 118th 109th

dabo it’s time. it’s you and me dabo. prepare for the device dabo. get the mercyme blasting because i can only imagine the horrors that are ahead of you dabo.

the single most important player for campbell and co. to keep is donkoh imo so him playing today is hopefully a great sign

bit icy in northwest PA the last day or so

i will love wilfried nancy forever

successful day for city: three points cherki magic anderson was so good that pep might make signing him a condition for sticking around next year

WHAT A PLAYER

city’s most “this is one where rodri would score a goal out of nowhere to save their asses” game since he tore up his knee

what a joy it is to watch rayan cherki do stuff

adam silver and the NBA media ecosystem would have a response to this that is so funny and so annoying that it would make me swear off of sports forever

happy holiday season

michigan saw penn state get made fun of for trying to hire a guy who has barely coached outside of utah and went "what if we also tried that only with a guy in his mid-60s"

why are you scheduling this for 11 pm on christmas day

S Tier funny movie sound

“who can beat the thunder four times in the playoffs” is the biggest question in the NBA and the spurs might do it three times in two weeks

thunder players and fans being mad someone successfully grifted against them is an outstanding bit

telling every republican i come across today that mayor zohran would have made the knicks share half of that win with the cavs and becoming the most powerful man in northeast ohio for a few hours

that’s so unlike him, to be in the hospital

have been less locked in on the NBA because of the whole no longer having a basketball job thing but glad to know i can still turn on a big game he’s in and see KAT get two dumb and totally unnecessary fouls in 2.5 minutes

merry christmas to all

a fun game to play is Watch Elf And Count All The Times Buddy The Elf Would Have Gotten Arrested If This Was Real

Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal

Posting a minute-by-minute account of the Wet Bandits attack like Ari Fleischer does with 9/11

“and TONE, they got RUDOLPH, YOUR BOY, at the front of the sleigh. what, cause his NOSE is RED?” “it makes sense, wilbon! if you ever saw it, you’d even say it GLOWS!”

“americans do not trust the press” is a funny line to tell the press because you think it will work since it has worked in the past on your collection of rocks for brains bloggers

just showed my teenagers the Eric Adams contraband video

two college football things that make me laugh: 1. the fact you can just pay players now and it’s totally legal and despite that every coach goes out of their way to say “no we don’t pay our guys that much” 2. blaming everything that happens on jimmy sexton

sounds like michigan’s multi-millionaire hedge fund manager interim head coach is acting broke!!!

happy christmas eve you should celebrate by watching hozier do fairytale of new york on SNL www.tiktok.com/@hoziersvoca...

deeming this a tiktok with vine energy for no reason other than a big time vine thing was vines about love on top

penn state getting a commitment from an offensive linemen who goes to school like a quarter mile from wario's, huge

it’s very unfair to me that i am in the onion

if arsenal hurt birmingham baresi six months before the world cup i will personally see to it that they do not win a single trophy this year