noted defender of the cinema thomas tuchel

even with how he struggled this year i'm surprised foden isn't going just because he can play like five positions for england. hope he instead moves in with maresca and learns everything he wants him to do.

somewhat cope but also: this was them after haaland scored against bournemouth can you even begin to imagine what sunday would have been like if city ended up winning

one of the funniest statements of all time

hi hello if any of you are within driving distance of northeast ohio and would like to see springsteen tomorrow i am considering selling two (2) tickets and would love it if you got them over two random faceless people on seatgeek

still thinking about this

did shai just throw hartenstein under the bus or did he try to bust his balls and just did it really awkwardly

shai gets to his spot and it's just death for the other team every single time

keldon johnson making plays you only know how to make when you're an olympic gold medalist

know people don't *love* reggie but this is such a good series for him because he'll just geek out over how cool everything is

manchester city supporter alex caruso is having the series of his life

STEPHON CASTLE OH MY GOD

alex caruso making victor wembanyama dance and then hitting a midrange jumper over his outstretched arm, what a blessing this series is

i'm at a point where i use them no more than 4-5 times a year and it's only out of necessity. you, too, can do this by unlocking a remarkably effective life hack: living in a walkable neighborhood.

buendia's fascinating because if you watch a full game he's a fine player but if you cut up his 10 or so best moments you'd think he's the second coming of maradona

7 brew coffee, what's going on there

here's a fun extra bit of context: guess where pat kraft was the AD before he was at penn state

"After decades of league-wide evolutions—new and better skills, training programs, and strategies—he makes the NBA feel new again, ripping away so many bolted-down precepts about the game." the god @wilmes.bsky.social knocked this out of the park

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

you know, i read the post before i watched the video and went "come on it can't be that bad" and then, somehow, it was way worse than i could have possibly imagined

i'm sure in like a month it won't seem like it's gonna be as busy of a summer but may be big summer eh

MLS says a stopped clock would “improve consistency and fan understanding.” For example, stopping play could help fans understand that Continental is the smart choice in tires

checking in on cleveland

cavs are gonna be fine as long as atkinson benches harden the nanosecond that The Hardening starts happening in every game henceforth

he tried to warn us

i, truly, do not think they know this

mike brown and KAT are perfect for each other because they cannot help but be as expressive as possible at all times and it's hilarious

KNICKS: it's time, let's get right on the brink of a legendary comeback KAT: what if i commit the dumbest foul you've ever seen

nothing like when brunson’s on fire and the garden’s rocking

thought harden was 100% throwing it to mobley after his show came off

this game proves that cleveland — the city, its fans, and its players — cares more about sports than philadelphia

knicks look like a team that haven't played a game in nine days

how can the broadcast do "look at all the celebs here" without showing edie falco (i do not know if edie falco is there but come on edie falco is there, edie falco is always there)

knicks-cavs is one of the most emphatic and one-sided uniform matchups of all time. these knicks unis are classic and perfect and these cavs unis are awful.

sometimes i think about the story i read like two weeks before the election that said “he is terrified he’ll lose and go to jail”

legitimately remarkable how quickly tom dundon has come in and overtaken everyone as the worst owner in the NBA. there are some bad ones but he's putting on a masterclass of nuking any sort of a honeymoon period.

@krampuslindholm.bsky.social we're free

yeah not happening today

think pep has a lot of respect for iraola and is terrified of what bournemouth can do if the game opens up, which is fair, but with how dangerous they've been he probably has to fight fire with fire

kovacic isn’t a perfect player but the way he gets the ball to haaland is something that has been missing most of the year

and now begins what will be the weirdest game, from a vibes perspective, of the pep era, a statement that hilariously has nothing to do with the title race

The Portland Trail Blazers are laying off 20% of their staff, according to a source with knowledge of the decision. Staff were told that “the decision came at ownership’s direction."

pep going with one of his favorite midfield configurations: an unction

there is a one billion percent chance this will be the worst halftime show of all time

mikel arteta when one of his midfielders tries to progress the ball via dribbling or a pass in behind the defense:

STEVE: what's a name that you can make up right now that no one's ever had before CONTESTANT: i'll say denvis, steve STEVE: what is wrong with you

When Tom wrote the line "Chet, the hated Chet," I couldn't help but think of one of the great pieces of Internet ever conceived. clickhole.com/which-one-of...

went to a city game in manchester two years ago today. only time i’ve been and don’t think it’s gonna be topped.