reading a single ambiguous wording in an over all very clearly worded thread is akin to conspiracy thinking "what he said can only be read in the worst way!" ok, but did you read it in context "the context doesn't matter, my mind's made up" but do you know this guy's history "STOP ATTACKING ME"

found one of those lines separating time zones

by far the worst tendency on this platform is its tendency to interpret a description of something that happened or is happening as an endorsement of that thing I have been reading Mark on conversion therapy cases for years and he has always been very clear about how awful it is

an HOA dispute as constitutional crisis

if i were a billionaire i simply would not humiliate myself like this in an attempt to become a bigger billionaire

special edition of jd vance's memoir with redline edits by the pope

The guy on the right looks like he’s in 3 different Mel Brooks films at the same time!

objectively the funniest critique an american could level at another country

Pentecost, by Friar Juan Bautista Maíno, 1615-20, 📸 via @MarchMadnessMBB

as a professional drunkard, pete surely must have picked a fight in a bar he's never been to before and then, his nose bloodied, demanded that the other patrons help him kick this guy's ass

his ghostwriter worked on this for a year and the pope just cast him out

BREAKING: Member of group displays behavior central to group identity

found elon's office

the reason hegseth lobbied trump to pardon war criminals in his first term and why he has done everything possible to make war crimes more likely is that hegseth believes war crimes to be Objectively Good. war to him, in fact, consists of committing indiscriminate war crimes.

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

good advice, tbh

Ah, it's another example of the Very Smart Scientist explaining a thing that historians have always known to us. I really hate this genre which is deeply arrogant as well on the part of the scientists. www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-bi....

this is blue steel

ah yes the sound of one Matt Schlapping

an FBI director used to be able to store secrets in a file cabinet and still take them to his grave

"hey, did you finish the prototype of the new sectional sofa?" "sure boss, real fuckin' sectional, just like you asked"

i said last year that these people were segregationists and that “merit” just meant “white and male” to these people

darth alert, this is not a dril (it is darth)

Hey, have you preordered @korystamper.bsky.social's excellent new book, True Color, yet? Because you're running out of time! After this coming Tuesday, you'll only be able to order it.

not many people know that this is the origin of "don't have a cow, man"

winning the nobel prize in begrudgingly ceasing to commit an atrocity

check out this guy on a standing-room–only MARC train on an evening when trains were already disrupted by trump shutting down access to union station at rush hour for an event

Winnie Sullivan’s classic teaches us that no one but white Christians can have religious freedom because of “small-p protestantism,” which is the bias and slant of all our laws press.princeton.edu/books/paperb...

the crusades were unsuccessful but this is & always was a Christian nation even if it isn’t a Christian state (yet) have some sources

automobiles have evolved into the shape of station wagons several times throughout history in a process known as carsamezation

Here's the pitch: We're in Moscow. It's January 1905. Miley Cyrus is a teenage girl living a double life as a famous stage actress at the Alexandrinsky Theatre and as a double agent, infiltrating those wacky revolutionary anarchists. That's right. Miley Cyrus IS...Okhrana Montana.

the white house is a memory care facility for one patient

please let this be the version where aragorn is a hobbit named trotter

This is the first report I've received of ICE agents performing actual TSA duties. Not good.

Flamin' hot cross buns

good friday—TO THE EXTREME

i'm sorry, if you have "Shut Down Big Pharma" as a goal in your senate campaign, you're gonna have to define a few terms in there for me, totenkopf guy

This is absolutely the message of a politician who is going to come out in a few months and say that RFK Jr. is making some good points.

whatever "service" is in that screenshot is just a complete scam, though, right? like it will tell you any text is obviously AI-generated so you will click the "humanize" button it's a gullibility filter—if you believe that it can tell something is AI-generated, you'll believe AI can humanize text

There’s no such thing as the history of science (and this is a blog post about it) (inspired by a great 2017 article by Lorraine Daston) williamgpooley.wordpress.com/2026/03/25/t... 🗃️

buying a bunch of NFTs and burning the server the blockchain is on so my dead ancestors have a valuable art collection

I’m at ICE HQ

he should have exploited all the weaknesses of mail-in voting harder

That's my secret, Cap: people are always angry at me.

the alien that rescued me from my crashed space ship nursed me back to health while wearing the skin of one of my fallen crewmates, to avoid frightening or confusing me

trading on this audience spiked fifteen minutes before the first lady made her remarks