Today's project: get the first of our set of Yaggy's Anatomical Study (chromolithograph, 1885) up on the wall across from the bar.

"I will always love you," she says, hoping she is still containing a pained rictus of panic as she desperately, carefully, tries to catch the attention of any passerby who might be willing to intervene and allow her to slip away from this monster in barely human guise.

jealousy mar-a-lago guest

"Leave the shrink ray, take the itty bitty cannoli."

The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

this is a 15th century version of those wacky 80s supernatural romcoms like Splash or Mannequin where the guy is trying to pass off his proto–manic-pixie-dreamgirl fish-out-of-water girlfriend as a human while her quirky uncanny-valley behavior hilariously confounds everyone they encounter

"you give me a piece of the company, and i give your guy the antidote"

"Some might argue that face-based analysis is more meritocratic than processes which reward, say, educational attainment." what i mean what how can you what

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them

this looks like a wrap-around book cover where you only see the chaos of the illustrated scene if you open it all the way

it's the same picture

The King of Kings and I

Lake Kaindy is a valley lake made by flooding in Kazakhstan, whose water is so cold that it preserved the spruce trees that grew in the valley for over 100 years. Underworld environmental design drop for you!

for the past couple of years, i've been trying to get back into modern horror literature after not really reading in the genre for quite some time. and hoo boy about 50% of the most recommended novels are on a spectrum of fine-to-great, but the other half is just how-did-this-get-published dreck

Rock-Ola jukeboxes are made by a company founded by David Cullen Rockola

the catch

I am feel uncomfortable when cultural hegemony are not about me?

always blows my mind that the Leatherman multitool company was founded by Timothy S. Leatherman

just realized that these are likely gold leaf decals, custom-ordered from an Etsy seller, and they're up there for placement before someone peels them off the backing and sticks them on the White House wall

alternately:

no, it's about using the machinery of the state to silence dissent through fear, thank you for your honesty, assistant us attorney michael c dilorenzo

this should help ease the transition

there's got to be identical hasty signage outside a random room at mar-a-lago so he doesn't get confused when he goes between the two, right? that's got to be the real reason behind all the gold being added to the white house

Q: "Is it true that you like improper use of force?" BOVINO: "No." Q: "In light of these examples, however, it seems as though—" BOVINO: "I don't like it. I LOVE improper use of force."

ok but cops would definitely arrest an 8-year-old for throwing toys at them

the health advice was "take the belt off and don't try this alone"

“Now my name is Ozy, I’ve got a license to king I think you know what time it is, it’s time to build things Now look on my Works, ye Mighty, and fear, I run this land, you understand, I've made myself clear"

Now here's a little story I've got to tell About an antique land you don't know well It started way back in history With a traveler, a sculptor, a King of Kings

has anyone broken it to rudy yet

Charles Louis Richter would Double-dactyl if he could But alas he's only trochees Try as he might one more beat is a real squeeze

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

election night

i mean how else is he going to find it

the "sounds amazing" here is like the complete and utter polar opposite of "concerning"

wow, totally forgot the date today

i bet all those Works that Ozymandias told the Mighty to look upon can probably be found on the road less traveled by

"I regret that my spin was insufficiently centrifugal"

has anyone checked on Andrew Cuomo's two vast and trunkless legs of stone standing near a half-sunk, sneering visage, beside which nothing remains on the line and level sands?

The National Review's directive to their readership: "Be as antisemitic as you want; we'll blame it on the Muslim"

this is a clear mamdanate

has anyone checked on Andrew Cuomo's two vast and trunkless legs of stone standing near a half-sunk, sneering visage, beside which nothing remains on the line and level sands?

actual Generation-Z

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let the exododus commence