Yeah, I suppose that’s one reason to do it.

The ads during Jeopardy have moved past the prescription drugs and have gone straight onto funerary services. 👍 🪦

Rest in peace, James Tolkan; a fantastic character actor.

Oh this is that lookmaxxing thing I’ve been hearing about

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

IT’S MOBING TIME

God this shit is so fucking pathetic. Ruin your life in a normal way. "I talked to the computer too much and went crazy." Listen to yourself. Gamble or do heroin anything but this. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Visual effects - made by artists.

like I said, exhausting (Grogu, in this shot for a piece whose theme is “CGI BAD”, is computer graphics made by computer graphics artists)

They just launched Spock’s casket past his head.

I won't lie, I'm tempted: wegottickets.com/ft/JhBxmShgV4

Every headline about Trump "exploding" is a disappointment. Save that word.

Wikipedia now has higher standards than all universities

Perhaps I make a mockery of LinkedIn.

Why didn't they "just" build a five story Death Star interior for just one shot instead of "relying" on visual effects trickery? "Star Wars" (1977)

Musk’s Wealth 2012: $2 billion 2026: $827.2 billion Bezos’ Wealth 2012: $18.4 billion 2026: $222.7 billion Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2012: $17.5 billion 2026: $204.2 billion Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2026: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.

Flex: I don’t know how many books I’ve written. Though it’s not so much bragging about being prolific as it is admitting I have memory problems.

You don't hate the New York Times enough, you just think you do.

Listening to Scott Dikkers read his The Onion Story audiobook. Recommended

If you've been waiting for the next great, XCOM-style tactics experience, Star Wars Zero Company is that and more: Lovers of Mass Effect and the Clone Wars animated series will be eating good here.

🎶 smoking in the boardroom 🎶

It costs 10 grand to be special on X? lol

Today, I'm introducing my wealth tax — and more than 50 members of Congress are joining me. It’s time for the government to start working for American families, not just the ultra-rich.

You don’t hear the word slumlady much which tells me there’s so much more work to do.

do these guys look like they know what an Internet is

There needs to be a new level of "quagmire" defined. Like infraquagmire or something.

If you show up for work at Netflix for two minutes it counts as a full day.

Kids need to read the signatures at the end of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country.

Man, I slept great last night.

The last website on the internet. 🙏

Who Will Teach Our Children Semaphore?

Watched this tonight. Quintessential 'dudes rock' movie.

Zuckerberg always looks like someone caught him before his Act Human protocol triggered.

* just finished covering my Harry Potter tattoo with the Sora logo * what

The Big Reaper Burger

Just invent a system where a company has a number of on-paper-only pretend employees that are laid off quarterly to appease shareholders. Basically an "optimize" toggle that is never left on, but switching it gives shareholders a pellet.

I’m begging “it’s just a slap on the wrist” doomers to read this post slowly three times out loud. ⬇️

My favorite recurring Silver Age comic book character is jaded bystander who thinks everything is a publicity stunt.

(I wasn't gonna watch that show anyway)

- Luke, you shut off your targeting computer. What's wrong? - Nothing. It says 'your computer must restart to complete the installation of applications and software updates.'

They have to join Battle Force 2000 though and wear that kind of gear.

Just got this image texted to me from 1) a Long Island area code and 2) I don’t have a car or 3) live in Los Angeles and 4) check out that state seal.

If only they could find a cheaper way to jangle keys.

An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it. From the Penn student paper: www.thedp.com/article/2026...

💀 Horizon Worlds 💀Sora … next?

“The haters said they couldn’t pull it off. And you know what?”

I keep coming back to this one, though honestly, I can probably list 20 or so. The phrase "Nation's Dopes" has so much weight to me. theonion.com/i-spilled-my...

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

Hah. No chance in hell I’m looking