Everyone please be careful today. youtu.be/xWQN5-Top6g?...

The 50th anniversary celebration of the 70s continues unabated.

Attn: @banthasurprise.bsky.social

Obligatory

Adding the word "FINE!" to "CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE" changes the nature of the project.

my aversion to AI is the same as not wanting to be in management. i prefer to do the work.

Some personal news

20 years ago today "Mission: Impossible III" was released, with visual effects by Industrial Light & Magic. We sneaked R2-D2 into a shot, and here it is.

This 26-year old story was so prescient. theonion.com/aol-acquires...

Did you know? The internet existed before data centers! Wow! The only reason they exist now is to store and collect your personal data and let it be scraped up by private corporations! And to further damage the environment to “help” LLMs make shit pictures and get basic information wrong! Amazing!

His size relative to the dog makes no sense.

Thinking of becoming one of those edgy guys who posts that there are only three Star Wars movies

This is my Met Gala.

Boss Nass arrives at the Met Gala

Cinqo de Mayo falls on Taco Tuesday?

If I could recommend one thing on Star Wars day, it would be to check out the original Star Wars Radio Dramas. More than just a retelling of the movies, but with added dialogue, scenes and nuances that help bring further life to the lore.

If The Clone Wars came out at a live action streaming cadence (8 episodes a year with a year in between), it would take ... 33 years?

Celebrate all you want, but I choose to observe Orthodox Star Wars Day on the 25th.

Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition https://theonion.com/doctors-confirm-rudy-giuliani-in-liquid-but-stable-condition/

Commentary: The Events Depicted In ‘Star Wars’ Actually Happened To Me

"Andor was still the most-streamed Star Wars show among two major demographics — Millennials (ages 30-45) and Gen X (ages 46 to 61). The Mandalorian was most-streamed among two interestingly divergent groups, Gen Alpha (ages 2 to 13) and Boomers (ages 62-80). Gen Z..."

oh frinkiac what have you done. it wasn't broken. it was supposed to be a thing of beauty not this abomination.

* muting everything today *

"I sense much fear in six. Fear of seven. Why? Because nine, seven ate."

Teebo and Paploo were miscast as each other in the animated series.

I'm at 1060 West Addison St., Chicago, IL 60613. Come get me.

I think everyone involved deserves credit for never once giving Porkins a sidekick named Beans.

The Devil Wears Predator 2

He’s running.

#WritingQuestions #indieauthor #amwritingfantasy #writerssociety #wip

A Man for Four Seasons

waking up. nice riddle

OUT: Live rent free in his head. IN:

COSTELLO: well then who’s supporting the public health event ABBOTT: yes COSTELLO: I mean the fellow’s name ABBOTT: who COSTELLO: the guy supporting the public health event ABBOTT: who COSTELLO: involving the cruise vessel ABBOTT: who COSTELLO: I wish I was on that fucking cruise vessel

American Idol was one of my great 'breakup' moments with pop culture in that I thought, no, I am not paying attention to this regardless of how much it's talked about at work. I'll take the social hit. You can't make me know this. It's gotten much easier the older one gets.

User was DOCKED for this post.

Movies should be under 90 minutes, books should be sub-300 pages, and all basketball teams should score over 100

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

Reading 'Children of the Jedi'.

A guy working security at a vintage clothing store on Haight recognized me and told me to keep up the good work 😢 ❤️ wish I found something to buy. 😬

I’d commandeer a floor of ILM to remake the Transformers movie.

The horses aren’t on the Kentucky Derby red carpet what the hell?

“Rutherford B HAAAAAAYes” ?