Now a major motion picture!

i hope they recreate this shot in Secret Wars or whatever.

The old print edition of the Onion would have the Dow rise and fall for the stupidest reasons on the front page, and I think they were actually being pretty sensible in hindsight.

The Bridge (1955) The River Kwai (1956) … coming in 1957…

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If I was a kid when Harry Potter came out I'd... probably pass because there's no robots. That's just me though.

The amount of thought online folks give to their favorite or unfavorite things is so beyond what happens out in the world. We go through this every Avatar movie.

For real. I've seen some people on here just adamant in their belief that JKR's anti-trans activism is super well known, but most people genuinely do not know about it (at a minimum, they're not aware of the extent of it).

Star Wars was shot in 84 days and yet we only get to see 2 hours of it? Obviously, it was saved in the edit.

Many people are spreading misinformation about how certain shots were achieved in “Project Hail Mary” — director Christopher Miller and ILM are out there clarifying. Note to film fans on social media: if you don’t know how something was done, don’t just guess and claim the guess as fact.

My commentary is that this is *incredibly* funny

You: basic, hate the internet because of AI or social media brainrot or whatever. Me: wise, has always hated the internet, for killing off CD-ROMs

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"Obi-Wan, I need an analysis of this fabric sample I'm sending you. I need a thread count."

Inauspicious start to this biography, what with an error right in the first sentence.

Arbnb (an Arby's you can sleep at)

Tars was built as a fantastic on-set puppet. AND, was 100% CGI in shots like this. Things are rarely one technique only. A practical effect on set does not mean "no CGI".

Less is more.

only True Fans know this pain 👍

thank god i found it again

I use one of these and that's plenty.

For this week's #MarchofRobots2026 piece, I realized I hadn't draw a robot crab in a while so I decided to correct that. 🦀

Impending energy crisis, oligarch-controlled media and untrustworthy digital networks means citizens band is ripe for a comeback, good buddy.

Trivia: A series of Harry Potter movies were made within living memory. Many of its cast members are still alive.

I love that ChatGPT is basically "Ask Jenny McCarthy a question"

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

I swear, fandom of anything there is so joyless and reactionary. I just find the endless freaking out over every preview panel so shallow and goofy. Other social media doesn’t elevate that the same way.

maybe we should stop talking about how movies are made because I don't think some people can handle the complexity of the process

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say no.

“Context clues” are a trick to keep you ignorant and afraid, so ignore them, kids! Make anything mean whatever you want it to mean!!

had to re-read that file name a couple of times.

Guy at the bar looks a lot like Steve Zahn.

Wow. Huge turnout at Helm’s Deep. Impressive.

We can argue about what these protests accomplish until the heat death of the universe but to me it boils down to a belief that there is inherent value in making the right realize that everyone hates them and that their whole movement is made up of cranks who won’t leave their houses.

My bad.

Yeah, I suppose that’s one reason to do it.

The ads during Jeopardy have moved past the prescription drugs and have gone straight onto funerary services. 👍 🪦

Rest in peace, James Tolkan; a fantastic character actor.

Oh this is that lookmaxxing thing I’ve been hearing about

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

IT’S MOBING TIME

God this shit is so fucking pathetic. Ruin your life in a normal way. "I talked to the computer too much and went crazy." Listen to yourself. Gamble or do heroin anything but this. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Visual effects - made by artists.

like I said, exhausting (Grogu, in this shot for a piece whose theme is “CGI BAD”, is computer graphics made by computer graphics artists)

They just launched Spock’s casket past his head.

I won't lie, I'm tempted: wegottickets.com/ft/JhBxmShgV4

Every headline about Trump "exploding" is a disappointment. Save that word.

Wikipedia now has higher standards than all universities

Perhaps I make a mockery of LinkedIn.