I have finally reached god level tier of not being a football fan (living in Eagles country and having no idea what any of the prevailing narratives are)

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

there’s this really dumb idea among the brain dead liberal punditocracy that you shouldn’t even mention ICE but nah this guy ran aggressively against them in a purple center/center-right county and won.

Happy “the day Sarah and Nyles got out of the time loop” Day

the first episode is a master clinic in legitimately building suspense and then delivering on it

this game has a very real chance to supplant the 1983 Cardinals/Giants game as the worst MNF game ever

Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.

Birds fan Quinta Brunson just gave Eli Manning the double bird on the Manningcast.

I’m feeling down but got to hear about how happy Lucy is which really lifted my spirits

Veering between Hallmark movies, true crime documentaries, and Coach episodes

dems, 2009: we can't do shit we only have 59 senators dems, 2025: we can't stop them they have 52 senators

You can’t be online or watch TV for 5 minutes without a sports betting ad and AI is telling teenagers to commit suicide but weed gummies are amongst the greatest threats to the American way of life apparently

this is literally never not accurate

he sounds like an AI talking point generator that gained sentience

no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one

I'm in Detroit. It's 25 degrees & dropping. I met a woman who has slept outside for 5 months. Yesterday, all of her belongings, incl her blankets, were thrown away. She has nowhere else to go. It doesn't have to be like this. Housing + support solves homelessness. We need political will.

I went from watching a Hallmark movie last night where it was pretty much what you’d expect to one tonight where five minutes in the vibes are completely off

Being an adult rules you can do whatever you want. I like to sit down on my chair and complain nonstop about literally every single thing in the god damn world

real time/in game betting should be flat out illegal, full stop. this should be obvious to anyone who cares about the sport and isn’t just trying to squeeze every single cent out of it and …oh, I see

this all sucks but reinforces the idea he should have stepped down not that he should be forever above valid criticisms for failing at his job

if you’re old like me I want you to hmu with your memories of the really awful local sports columnist/terrible MVP or HOF takes in the replies

in my day MVP discussions happened once in a column in your local newspaper in October. the columnist’s takes were worse than almost anything you could possibly see on Bluesky. You got angry for a few hours, maybe took a brisk walk around the block, and then forgot all about it. those were the days.

It is very weird seeing my friends and family slowly start to realize we're not overreacting.

this is all ties into “I don’t understand why we need to have a society, I don’t need these things personally” mentality of the Republican Party that is extremely stupid and dangerous

there are a lot of reasons Schumer should step down or be pushed aside but it all comes down to the same thing: he has completely misread the moment and is the wrong person to lead the fight against fascism

I mean when this is the beloved, charismatic, master strategist you’re up against what choice do you have but to cave completely

I think it’d be corking if the debate about reopening the government centered that government invading and abducting its people in Chicago, LA, Portland and elsewhere. This is something I’d expect an opposition leader to do especially when these horrors are not reaching a lot of the country

voting for democrats, like recycling, serves primarily as a way for people to think they're accomplishing something while the powerful continue to do everything they want to do to destroy us

What we are seeing is a replay of the surrender on Covid protections because it was going to impact the wealth class in a way that would make it harder to accrue wealth without consequences. Liberals already made the choice to kill millions to maintain the wealth class status quo.

OH MY GOD GOTHAM #NWSL

Phantom Wife sounds like a Decembrists song

So the prop bet thing wouldn't be right if these Cleveland relievers were paid more money for those balls but uh. Really? A few thousand bucks here and there and you're willing to risk it all? Clase was earning $4.9 million in 2025 before the leave, do some math there guys.

this outcome isn’t surprising but extremely disappointing nonetheless

my brain every time I see CBS News doing something dumb

I believe this 1000% now and I was a skeptic for a long time.

But Manfred would never do something unseemly or illegal while in a position of power in MLB! *record scratch* *rewinds a decade*

Penn State fans:

I still get “Afternoon Spray” stuck in my head quite a bit

Young Jeff Bridges gives off Val Kilmer vibes This movie has the potential to be delightfully terrible

I would say Vince Gilligan is masterful but that adjective only scratches the surface of his brilliance

oh god finally carnivorous death ball, take us away from all this

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

there you go look, this is not how I would have played it, I've posted 'retire bitch' about Schumer repeatedly, but objectively speaking it has worked "we're offering you an incredible good deal and you repeatedly spit in our faces" is part of why Trump is taking the blame for this

I’m watching Coach as a background show and while it never was a top shelf sitcom it got noticeably better by S3. Better writers (esp Nell Scovell) more solid guests (Georgia Engel, Tom Poston)

Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Always follow the money.

mods?

Five yrs ago today in my role as head of Voter Protection for Biden-Harris in Phila, at right about this moment, I was reaching out to our team to figure out who could sneak into a hastily-called press conference by Rudy Giuliani at the Four Seasons Hotel ... and then, what, it's going to be where??

sir a second “Hanukkah” movie has hit the Hallmark Channel

there are a lot of reasons Schumer should step down or be pushed aside but it all comes down to the same thing: he has completely misread the moment and is the wrong person to lead the fight against fascism

DEATH BY LIGHTNING (2025)