I thought it was Noah Syndergaard

why is it our responsibility and not the ones who hold our information?

My boomer coded baseball take is I miss when half the starting pitchers in baseball were like Randy Vásquez. They struck out 4.5 batters per nine yet somehow had a decent ERA and it was none of your goddamn business how or why that bullshit worked

agree, the only ads Sesame Street characters should do are PSA’s

I loved Aaron Cook. A pitch to contact guy at Coors Field and often it worked

It is insane that person who is funding the world’s white supremacist movement & is daily spewing racism, who killed 100,000’s last year by yanking USAID without warning, is regularly discussed in Corporate Media as an industrialist, without any mention of the white supremacism or mass murder.

how do you cast Bryan Cranston in a talking sheep murder mystery and not have him go “well that’s what you get for Breaking Baaaaaaad” at the end of the film

every movie trailer now

sometimes you seduce the bear sometimes the bear seduces you

the people droning on about birth rates are obsessed with the idea that at some point soon there “won’t be enough white people.” it’s an extremely racist talking point that a functioning media would call out as such every time it comes up but lol yeah we don’t have that

you mean like increased maternal health care? universal health care? access to safe abortions? sexual education? free contraception? closing the income inequality gap? weird, cuz those are things that would increase birth rates but are never the policy levers these creeps want to pull

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

reading this like

ME IN DECEMBER: so glad I won’t have to write about Tanner Scott ever again. THE UNIVERSE: ha ha ha ha ha

Is that Chekhov’s Gun in your pocket or will you just be pleased to see me later?

saving this and auto replying to the vote scolds with it the next time any of those morons pop up in my TL

a helpful starter pack you can use: go.bsky.app/2Fq4P6e

seems like a good moment to remind you all of the Good News: that there are various ways you can support billionaire free, independent, and/or worker run news media

Worth noting that most of the people who say Bluesky is dead or useless are journalists, not organizers. Bluesky has been OUTSTANDING for me as an organizer. I've raised THOUSANDS of dollars here, gotten HUNDREDS of people to actual events, gotten LOADS of people to DO POLITICAL THINGS.

This isn’t even the real story; Kars4Kids is apparently a Zionist front in which most of the money goes to help 17 and 18 year old Jewish kids take trips to Israel www.kellergrover.com/wp-content/u...

rest in peace, Juniper. it sounds like you were a beautiful soul. you deserved much better from this lousy world.

Never felt salty about a tax I paid that went on to improve the material conditions of needy people who are not me Plenty pissed about taxes that go to cops, to sports arenas, that are extracted from the underserved to provide green space to rich enclaves, that go to war, pay for data centers etc

Lucy introduced me to this guy tonight and this is the shit that makes the Internet great

i have concluded that people post brain dead centrist or right wing takes on here because they have a fetish that involves getting berated for their asinine takes

um nothing because they’re free? there, I made it make sense. pay me.

My guess is that the percentage of Americans who are aware that we are blockading and immiserating a neighboring country is in the single digits. Its not an invasion, but involves the use of American military force with the intent of collapsing the government.

incredible and shameful there isn’t international condemnation of the united states for collective punishment of 10 million people

the first four paragraphs of this story are about taking infield practice and paying a small fine if you make a mistake. i am not joking

thank you New York Mets for reducing my embarrassment to being a fan of your organization to “moderate” #LFGM

the Tigers heard about that zoo trading those bears and as a result are playing scared

Not a fan of republicans being like yeah we're throwing out your votes for now but it's just so we can rig the election, and not a fan of it just being covered like a sports score. Not a fan of any of this

I’ll settle for 2024 Mark Vientos being back

listening to Lucy’s commentary while she applies for summer jobs online is hilarious “why do you require two references and a detailed explanation of why I left my last job? you’re fucking Rita’s!”

wow this latest Hunger Games installment is fire

wasn’t a video called “how to successfully challenge pitches” I guess

PUNDITS: "BlueSky is a liberal echo chamber." BLUESKY: "THE ZOOS FUCKING TRADED A GORILLA FOR ANOTHER GORILLA, BRO!"

there was a post on here a little while back about how the media perception of cities versus suburbs/rural areas is the reverse of the current reality and Lucy independently was identifying this phenomenon on our drive home from her college

Why would Pittsburgh give up so many years of club control for a washed-up veteran? They’re not even in win-now mode.

Can’t spell Marinerts without Mets I guess

this is the sports version of that “crime time” tweet

guess that’s why it’s called the em-mohel-uments clause

2011

The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid… No one would be able to find it.

Josh Bell stole a base? What kind of sorcery is this?

this isn’t a story but if you insist on pretending it is the correct framing is “Racist Transphobe is Angry, Fills Diaper for The Usual Reasons”

this the shit I been up to

I keep glancing up and incorrectly seeing PEDO PIZZA behind home plate at the Baltimore game

(extreme Lionel Ritchie voice) it’s whiskey whiskey on Sunday evenings