every once in a while I come on here and see multiple people raving about how Roki Sasaki has turned a corner or whatever and then I look at his stats a few days later and he’s got a 5.5 ERA

I love Croatian fans so much

Still one of the best things written about him but really about corruption in sports generally, puts so many pieces together in brilliant ways.

ME: wait, so Elle Woods and Frasier Crane were both in Seattle in the 90s? ELLIOT: ok get the fuck out

GUY IN AN ILL FITTING SUIT WITH A NEW YORK ACCENT: if you were fired for saying Charlie Kirk was a douche canoe, you may be entitled to a large cash settlement but you must call our offices TODAY. operators are standing by.

Describe the economy in a single sentence

I lot of people I like and respect are following this person so I’m going to assume this is a joke that fell flat

JOHN ADAMS, on his deathbed:

the judge in GHOSTBUSTERS 2 having no recollection of a skyscraper sized marshmallow monster terrorizing New York City five years earlier is a plot point that made no sense to 1989 viewers that 2026 viewers simply nod along at as utterly logical

"The Mayor in Jaws is STILL THE MAYOR IN JAWS 2" will never not be an accurate reflection of our electoral politics.

America is going to need to be put on hiatus and retooled for the fall

every summer on the first extremely hot day when I get ice cream I think about the George Carlin bit about how you get an ice cream headache and “what do you do? you eat more ice cream!”

Maybe Mis felt embarrassed for all the people engaging in Ohtani Cy Young discourse in June and is trying to make their takes a little less bad.

if you want your child to reflect your values then your values need to be worthy of that and this ain’t it

it used to make me sad that my parents weren’t involved and disinterested in sports but that was better than whatever the fuck this is.

I enjoyed Benson but his character on Soap was an all timer

(to the tune of Pink Pony Club): dead country fair. I’m gonna die of heat stroke at the dead country fair.

he really should have gone out on top (flying a plane and dropping poop on protesters)

these people are CERN-ifiable (I will see myself out)

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

it turns out “you’re 12” was giving them too much credit

“Yeah Ma, I’m not loving the carpentry thing but I’m kinda killing it as an influencer…. A shirt? Yeah of course I’m wearing a shirt.”

(animated corpse of William Henry Harrison): 🎶anything you can do I can do better🎶

every fan gets 1/40th of a bobblehead

I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!

I’ve sold straits to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map.

rewatching Bewitched and it occurs to me that Q is kind of an inferior, less fun version of Samantha

funny because the Mets look like they are playing under a DNR order

Jake Tapper is the most dangerous Islamophobe on television; the amount of latent and overt hatred of Muslims and Arabs he smuggles underneath a veneer of liberalism is pernicious

Tomorrow, I am returning to my roots and publishing my first solo run at the #Dynasty500 at @baseballprospectus.com, so I’m firing up the ol’ BlueSky machine. Let’s have some fun dropping hints during the day. If you want it to be your hint, just ask.

this all sounds plausible but given that baseball’s aesthetic the last few years is GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING it’s difficult not to at least consider some fairly unsavory conclusions

Looking forward to my favorite baseball podcasts pretending this didn't happen like the Giants hat controversy didn't happen

this comes on the heels of an umpire ejecting Contreras last night for literally nothing

Nationals MAGA loser energy remains undefeated

I don’t like to point out “I was right” very often but I was dead on about this guy. The power is off the charts ridiculous

With their wins over Sweden and Senegal, the French national team has as many wins at MetLife Stadium in the World Cup as the New York Jets did in the 2025 NFL season

(the unreleased Goodfellas remake) BILLY BATTS: I did my fucking time Jimmy I did my fucking time, I come home and I get what I want to get, I got fucking mouths to feed, understand? (Jimmy grabs Billy from behind, Tommy starts beating him up) JUKEBOX: mmmbop! du bop, du bop! Du, yeah yeah!

I left the Church as an adolescent and still know more about the teachings than this ass clown does

Just wanted to point out that Schumer has not yet said a single word about SCOTUS' anti-trans ruling.

Weak statement and especially so from a proud democratic socialist who is part of an organization that champions the idea of permanently curbing Court power

It was never about sports. We’ve been telling you guys for years. Sports were a means to an end. And here we are.

Voyager is the unicorn in the Star Trek franchise that might have worked better with 10 episode seasons. They were “forced” to do all these standalone episodes that didn’t fit in with the larger premise at all.

back to school sale ads in June is quite the mission creep

Having social media access made growing up gay 1 million times easier (I don’t think I would even know I was gay as a teen if it weren’t for social media), but it also made growing up progressive and informed possible. Social media was where I learned about abortion rights, for starters

he should have went with the “who is this clown?” burn

Curt Flood