Sung to the tune of “Tiny Dancer”

The #1 seed Chicago Bears

I can't sit down without having one cat or the other claim me.

In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.

"Strong floor, no ceiling" is just left-coded trickle down economics.

saw Wicked: For Good and it’s driving me insane that this was its message

I’ve been home for about 18 of the last 24 hours (excusing my gym trip this morning and movie yesterday) and Cheeni has been tucked under my arm or in my lap or on my chest for 16 of those hours.

I truly think it's the whole "staring at one spot" thing that makes treadmills dreadful

Kiss of death

Democrats talk about livelihoods like a 4th round wide receiver prospect

I will go for a walk in the coldest most garbage weather and still have a great time; 10 minutes on a treadmill and I’m ready to drink varnish

As someone who works on the interaction layer of software: it's this. Stupid trends in hardware self correct after a generation or two, but *software* ratchets in the direction of unusable because designers are occupied with interaction patterns and not whether the fucking thing works properly.

it's not as simple as "hardware has gotten better, software has gotten worse" because a lot of companies making physical devices are lost in the wilderness from a design perspective, but a rule of thumb that anything that charges you monthly gets worse over time works pretty well

For the last time, no!

Guy who’s watched 100 TV series: Succession is perhaps the finest TV drama since the Sopranos. Guy who’s watched 1,000 TV series: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs’ series finale was based on a story by Harlan Ellison and written by the defining 1987 Ninja Turtles writer David Wise,

The phone call scene was like watching the movie level up in real time. Extraordinary

Loved it. Don’t think either of the other ones struck an emotional chord quite like this, there’s a scene in the middle that hit me like a truck.

in your face space coyote #nsf

Nuts and Gum

Bloodraven in that kettle:

Some friends last weekend kinda landed on a working theory that Important Art Museums are some of the last places random Americans will be exposed to surprise in art that might make them feel something--even if the feeling is distaste--because you go as a Tourist Destination and can't pick the art.

ëat shit

in your face space coyote

Will a snow storm prevent me from getting home to my cats, stay tuned

the reason we don't leave drinking glasses out by the sink overnight

I’ve come to the conclusion that the only western value they care about is property rights and all other uses of the phrase are just code for being white. It’s not like they sit around reading Classics. At best they’ve picked up some things about Western Civilisation from video games and “300.”

Ding ding ding. The “civilizing mission” of the West has always been pretext for domination and exploitation, everything else including “liberal democracy” is constructed on top of that. We have over a century of words directly from British Imperialists in Africa, China, India etc making this plain

Don't worry, if you go to Northwestern, you can "choose to identify" as trans, you just can't live or use the bathroom there

It’s funny to see people talking fart walk as if I haven’t spent some 30+ years strolling outside letting out little toots like Andy Dusfrene dropping his nightly dig in the prison courtyard

Irish actress 🇮🇪 Olwen Fouéré has turned down an honorary doctorate from the University of Galway, citing the institution's ongoing research partnership with Jizzrael's Technion Institute of Technology. #BoycottJizzreal #Legend 🇵🇸 #OlwenFouere 🇮🇪

I’m gonna be like this about the Bears W for a couple days

I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before

After his interception, Bears QB Caleb Williams went 5-of-7 passing for 62 yards and a touchdown, including two third-down conversions and one fourth-down conversion.

That Corey Walker account maybe the worst to ever do it, cryptofascist

Per TruMedia, the Bears' 281 rushing yards are the most any Vic Fangio-coached defense has given up from 2018-2025. They also had 1.77 Adjusted Yards before Contact and a 0.18 EPA/designed rush, both 3rd most given up by a Fangio defense over that same time period

what's sociopathic about taking your shirt off? that's just guys being dudes

It’s so important for a successful NFL head coach to be 25% sociopathic

Honestly first broadcast booth this season that wasn’t really weird about Caleb too. Good call, enjoyed Herbie

The Popular Front against the rest of the NFC NorthEast served its purpose but the Bears Liberation Army had to finally break from the Kuominteagles to achieve total victory

The bears are the greatest football team in history

BEARS

“The sign of a good football team is being able to successfully run the ball when the defense knows it’s coming and doing it anyway (sic)” - @danbernstein.bsky.social

Bears are shitting the bed. It’s so over

Please don’t blow this Bears. Dominated the ball too much for this

prime's bitrate is such shit