I’m watching death by lighting on Netflix and if you are also watching death by lightning this opening sentence is decidedly not true.

You could probably get pretty far on a stop the online scams, stop the spam phone calls platform.

The rizzler is more successful then anyone who posts on this site, were the real idiots.

The fact that a lot of leftists despise 3rd Rock from the Sun - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of aliens assimilating into human society in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually receive incoming messages from the Big Giant Head

I think we can finally say Joe Flacco is elite.

Doesn’t matter they’re still going to trade him if Quinn Hughes is available.

Fuck you im a Mets fan

Freddie freeman is more hatable then chipper jones

Every pitch is like watching a puppy cross a freeway

How do you swing at the pitch that almost hits you and then not swing at that what an at bat.

Blue Jays won the lindor trade.

Wrobleski wasn’t trying to hit him he just made 3 of the worst pitches you could throw to the 9 hitter 🤷‍♂️

Ok that’s enough max scherzer.

Ohtani should have taken even more time to get ready he looked like shit

It’s official, if the dodgers win it’s misogyny.

This tagline refers to the homes of Palestinians.

All aboard the bussi ride it til you get off.

Organ donation needs to be mandatory

Ron Tugnutt in net for the nordiques let’s hope the whalers aren’t going with Peter sidorkiewicz

You should not go out smelling like weed.

Casino Royale and the Craigs in general should have rebooted a gritty sheriff J.W. Pepper

Canes hot take for the season: somebody pisses me off.

Watching John carpenters famed documentary about the antifa super soldiers assaulting precinct 13.

He’ll probably start in the minors so bussi can get stretched out a bit.

Counterpoint:

Meadowlands low tide stink I’ve missed you.

Cromags Jack white iggy pop pretty full day.

When you skip the Charlie Kirk memorial and watch football instead today.

Michael McLeod, who invited his friends to come to his hotel room to have sex with an intoxicated woman and then pressured her to drop the charges, congrats on potentially being an undervalued asset in an Eric Tulsky spreadsheet.

The goat of course.

Shrewd move by Russell Wilson last week to preserve his yards for this week

Chiefs look like shit they’re definitely winning this game

Jaccob slavin is a lot of things but cool is definitely not one of them

A dark day for America

Sorry to burst everyone’s bubble but if it happened JD would be on the White House lawn making the marine guards kiss.

The Mets traded him for Mike bordick who was mediocre and then went right back to Baltimore

The cruelty is the point

If a fake video repeatedly told me to stay in it I would drill a hole in my temple to let the madness out.

RIP Brent Hinds. Mastodon was the coolest band on the planet, hope he’s in a better place.

James Dobson died doing what he loved, recreating the Mr. Hands incident.

Look at her. LOOK AT HER!

They’re running the same playbook they ran on India Walton in buffalo. Theyre willing to delegitimize their own primary to ensure that the powers that be aren’t challenged at all.

Charlie Brown had hoes