sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

how my phone looks at me when i wake up at 3am with insomnia

chuck schumer urging dems to not be distracted by the most racist thing i’ve ever seen

The Muppet Show special found Hollywood's last gaffer and told them to go nuts.

"Mike Johnson thinks he knows Christianity better than the POPE?!?🤣🤣🤣" yeah man, pretty much all protestants are like that. baptists especially. not really the issue here

rizzo covering blinding lights, we are indeed back

great to hear from one of the people who wasn't laid off yesterday

astute muppet take alert

within you are two benitos

Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law

35 years later & the BACKDRAFT trailer still makes me want to run through a wall. Pure cinema

how it feels when you fix a household appliance

going to the prayer breakfast to complain about people who pray while eating

that stage of society when school children share the bond of having endured the camps together

a good day to support non-billionaire-owned journalism sojo.net/magazine/sub...

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Incredible. They destroyed a great newspaper because they hated the people who actually paid for it and read it so much that they'd rather scrap the paper if they couldn't get Tucker Carlson's audience bsky.app/profile/maxt...

"open your eyes, jeff bezos deliberately ran the Post into the ground as part of his evil plan to take over the world" i have an alternate theory:

me reading the comments on my skeet explaining my own joke to me while my beautiful wife patiently waits for me to put the phone down so she can ask me about my day.

Whatever our other grips with WaPo their book section was second to none.

The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody

eyes wide shut is about elite sex parties in the same way there will be blood is about oil.

the high church friend who hangs out with my low church ass

and you may tell yourself 'this is not my beautiful circus' / and you may tell yourself 'these are not my beautiful monkeys'

foreign spy: Tell me where the clairvoyant groundhog is, american swine me: It's just a bit. I swear to God. foreign spy: you lie!

the optics of being friends with epstein

We are gonna spend our lives learning about scandals that would have made the mean Gore voter's brain burst like a popcorn kernel in the microwave.

resent being expected to know who or what this is. looks to be some sort of ghoul. none of my business.

genuinely think many Republicans over 40 have no idea how much the younger wing of their party is just fully under the sway of outright nazis.

Watching these Grammys, you have to wonder if perhaps the Silicon Valley bros made a classic VC mistake and went all-in on reactionary politics right before the bottom dropped out.

Really brings home the fact that the delay in producing files was absolutely part of an effort to protect Trump versus the DOJ's oft-touted explanation that they were ensuring protection for victims.

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

Sir, “white settlement” has gone woke.

if you’re tear gassing little kids you lose your job, you get arrested, tried, and jailed simply no other option in a civilized society, these goons must face consequences

Hard to overstate how big a deal a Rehmet win would be. Tarrant County is the epicenter of Christian nationalism in Texas, an incubator for far-right policies, and nexus of billionaire Tim Dunn's network, which is riding hard for Wambsganss. Rehmet almost entirely funded by donations of $100 or less

Man this is really something

The senators had argued Blanche’s shutdown of crypto investigations would help support drug trafficking, child exploitation and scams. Now, they say their fears have been realized: Illicit crypto activities surged in 2025, a study found.

I don't like to talk about stories before they are fully reported, but I am writing on ICE in a Minnesota town that isn't Minneapolis. However bad you think it is, it is worse. It is a campaign of pure terror whose only strategic goal is more terror. There is no strategy other than to break people.

Note: Biery graduated from Texas Lutheran College and Southern Methodist University. If he’s a mainliner (in keeping w/those schools), he’d likely use the NRSV translation, which reads “Let the children come to me, and do not stop them, for it is to such as these that the kingdom of heaven belongs”

back for another round

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college Minor Prophets Images of Christ in the Novel Violence and Grace in Film History of Ecumenism Children’s Games From Around the World

NGL this description of Bsky in Vulture cracked me up

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

new CBS contributor Peter Attia

never fails to amaze that the conspiratorial right correctly deduced that the nation was being run by a secret cabal of elite pedophiles, were so justifiably horrified that they marshaled their forces to topple the institutions of power, and then voted for the pedophiles three times in a row.

well that could mean anything really

"I do not think you’d see this ethical hemming and hawing if a poor person got caught exploiting teenage girls for his friends. We would all rightly call such behavior deviant and predatory. But the rules are different when the deviant predator is connected and influential"

simply one the funniest people of all time

they think the people will break as easily as their golf buddies and business partners have, and can’t wrap their heads around genuine courage, empathy and solidarity.

BIG news from @bloomberg.com, which confirms that ICE has gone ahead and *purchased* multiple commercial warehouses with the aim of converting them into mass detention camps. This is likely to be the big detention story of 2026 — literal warehousing of people. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...