It would be terrible if someone went down to the fairgrounds and hid slices of old bologna all over the place

Can I offer you some Crunchy Cheezmos in this difficult time

Everybody in the "climate space" (which means everyone on earth...) needs to understand these mind-blowing figures. Google's "total electricity consumption jumped from 31 terawatt hours (TWh) in 2024 to 43 TWh in 2025." In ONE year. The AI corporate arms race is eating the world.

This is so dumb but I kind of think it would actually work

Fireworks aren't until 10:30 - 11, incredible

The best dishwasher in the restaurant always looks like this

Fuck man Marathon is so good

Suetonius, in 60 AD, upon learning of Boudica

Now, you all know that Mr. Trump and I rarely agree. However, I believe we should encourage him to continue exploring these kinds of opportunities

A miracle from on high, the arch is weeping tears of butter

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

If you see somebody driving wit the windows down today leave them the fuck ALONE 😭😭😭😭😭

"Murrow went on to state that she was considering moving her family to a place like Gaza or Iran where the American government takes killing children seriously."

As the director of a historical video game preservation institution, and someone who has dedicated his entire adult life to this cause, this is accurate. We have attempted to work with the industry's trade organization to find a legal path forward, but they refuse to offer a meaningful alternative.

Immortal life advice

🔘 I'm in this photo and I like it

Fuck you

sam altman lives on another planet www.ft.com/content/0c2e...

thats cool man mine makes me averse to guys who look like a wizard did an evil spell on a bob's big boy

To add my take to the massive pile: I think this is why the current trend of remaking everything is a terrible call. You’ll never cultivate a new audience if everything you produce first entered the mainstream when that new audience did not yet exist.

Sorry but this is ludicrous

I got a new job hanging out in seedy alleyways in a trench coat and selling Iomega Zip drives

really cool going from the 2010 World Cup, where Ghana’s little run seemed like a magical anomaly, to a bunch of African teams contending across the bracket and participating in the global pastime of causing fear and misery in England.

Hoping for some Crusader Kings Expansion Pack stuff to happen today in Roman Catholicism

anybody remember this?

One thing that's undeniably true is that throughout all of 2023 and 2024 we were told that if we wanted better politics on Palestine we need to elect better Democrats and now that we're doing that we're being told not to do that lol

This just in: The giant glowing red skull that runs Sony vows to have its revenge on all gamers

Happy Canada Day 🍁 youtu.be/_AG7g0eCtcI

happy wednesday everybody

Speaking of guitar styles that make me want to evaporate into pink mist, here's a guy I found on Instagram www.instagram.com/p/DZ2_f-eOlMT/

I am going to learn how to play Sultans of Swing if it kills me, which it probably will

Boggles the mind that the entire world saw ICE execute defenseless people in the street and somehow there are still sitting Democrats who have a wide open flank on abolishing the agency

Not only is it a skill issue but "You need to work within the system and within the Party" is what the people freaking out about this have explicitly been telling critics to do for decades. I guess they didn't mean it, didn't think anyone would try, or were confident it couldn't work.

obsessed with this comment on a reel of an opossum eating live crawfish in a bathtub

Reviewbrah has HAD IT

I don't know if I understand the slang correctly, so - and I emphasize that this is strictly for educational purposes - could someone please tell me if the giant Costco skeleton is "serving cunt"

You know when things really started going off the rails is when Rhianna quit making albums

Here's me being helpful at work

the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol

Having to formally apologize to Samuel Alito results in instant soul death

Sorry I was absent from my job as the Baby Healthcare Slasher. I had depression for reasons that I’m sure are entirely unrelated to that. Anyways back to my job giving everyone infectious diseases and driving teenagers to suicide.

Metamucil is a fair deal in that it does what it says even better than you’d expect and then also tastes much grosser than you’d expect

The complete lack of attendees at the Great American Fair or whatever they're calling it is admittedly low-hanging fruit. But I think it's still important to mock it without mercy

EVERYBODY GET IN THE PIT

With Elon Musk becoming our first trillionaire, I talked to American users of the rapidly growing “Almost Homeless” subreddit, who are struggling to stay housed amid a brutal job market and with social services slashed to the bone. They say this online community is crucial to their mental stability.

This is the message I want my Senators to be sending. Yes, we're glad that they didn't completely set every part of the Constitution on fire all at once, but it's still on fire and we need to take action to rein in the Court.

Bonus text on this one fried my brain