Maca and Shila Jit might’ve been a bad idea together. Being this rigid ain’t proper for everyday interactions 😭😭😭😭😭

My funeral gon look crazy. I don’t have no ugly friends forreal. Them OGs gon show up cleaner than Clorox. Other than them… runway show. Shy Glizzy said it #IYKYK

If you still listen to R. Kelly, block me back.

The Get him to the greek crew is a wild ass bunch

Me and who?

Leo hate is fake news lmao.

It is 2025 and well beyond time for the bacon people and the cereal people to create an alliance with the ziplock people

don’t send me an email until you’ve put my purchase in the hands of a mail carrier. i don’t give a fuck if you printed a label!

he look like that and that's really all there is to say.

I avoid confrontation cause I take things too seriously. I might ruin this evening. I get down where I got mad at. Life’s short, fuck it up now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Masterful Makinen machinery https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2000-mitsubishi-lancer-evolution-vi-6/

So I showed my son the trailer for this. That nigga gonna go "... is that Frank Ocean?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

He’s having an existential crisis aka “WHO DA FAWK IS THAT OTHER DOG?!” You. It’s you, son 🤦🏾‍♀️

Men baddies sound like something you cure with Tremfya.

Same. also add joe budden. Oh and podcast mics.

They sure are!!!!!

I have ALWAYS hated that content. Enough is enough

A man jealous of the attention women receive is a sad annoying muthafucka. Bereft of depth and substance and not understanding all attention ain't good attention.

They definitely killed the first nigga that made a mirror

"Men Baddies" shut the fuck up and change some brake pads nigga.

Friday thru Sunday! Me and @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app are live in DC! At the DC Comedy Loft!!! 5 shows so come get you tickets!!! www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

Shout out to quality stepdads. You make a difference. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 (Please don’t add anything crass or beyond the context of this message to this post.)

Pirating >>> I want to see the downfall of these companies led by the 1% who are extracting everything from those who built this shit & maintain this shit.

“Working hard or hardly working?” shut up bitch

His hair explains why he didn't buy a black doll I suppose.

i wish some of yall were AI.

Instead of saying “this is AI” I will now be looming over your shoulder disapprovingly like a teacher and loudly announcing “so hey seeing a lot of you get tripped up by this one. Let’s pay close attention and remember what was we learned the last time”

I cringe when people walk into a familiar social setting and don't speak to the room. Socially inadequate, unacceptable, no manners, classless. Don't be a snob. Have some manners. It makes you look silly, fake and unattractive. Not my kind of people. 💯

Happy winter solstice to everyone who’s excited to start getting some sunlight back

You meant THIS Shaka. My bad

Learn how to get comfortable with silence. There’s no need to always fill the air with bullshit when you don’t actually have something to say. 

It’s going to be difficult for anyone who has used material things as a symbol of their worth to understand or trust when objects cannot substitute that which is human presence.

I miss when remixes where REMIXES.

It’s the Negro Solstice and I need some of y’all to gain the power of critical thought.

Y’all …. 🗣️🗣️🗣️ THE DAYS GET LONGER FROM HERE TO THE SUMMER SOLSTICE. Nigga we made it.

"Its not that deep", "I dont talk about politics", "I cant change anything so why care" ... hey guys we are the new adults. It's sorta on us to give af if we want a future worth living in.

I wish people would stop saying they “look great for their age”. Nah fam you just look great! Beauty is not exclusively reserved for the young.

White and white adjacent folks are creating most of the AI. Literally no one should be shocked by biases. When you use "white" as the default and everyone else is "other," everything you create does the same thing. I'm glad they're at least working on a solution in cancer screening.

I wasn’t in the best mood but yall got me over here dying 😭😭😭😭

Y’all 😭😭😭😭 www.instagram.com/reel/DQEynEH...

We was never all supposed to be in the same place at the same time. My fucking stomach tight 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@beigewunder.blacksky.app THE NAME 😭😭😭😭😭😭⚰️🪦

Everything is funny right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

VERIZON IS BEGGING IN MY TEXT MESSAGES… 4th quarter got these companies on they KNEES😭😭😭😭

She lying. They gon ask if ya momma white

if you’re white and just followed me, reconsider

I have zero sympathy for people of color who willingly tied themselves to the Republican Party and its extremist ideology, then act shocked when those policies turn on them. None of this was hidden. If the fallout is painful now, that’s the price of the choices they made. Ain’t shit sweet.

I will always love and respect cleverness. Ai could fucking never.

Be more handsome