These lists are always absurd but this one is especially so. Folks do a LOT with that mid ass Monster verse.

Dominque Morgan came straight out the jailhouse and got directly in front of the iPhone camera and ring light. Sister had things to say, ok!

🧵 on how people are using AI to play with your emotions and get your money.

I don’t understand why these payment apps require a note to send money but please know I am putting the most ridiculous thing in that space I can think of at the time.

Now why am I awake?

There are job postings requiring applicants be AI Native and I want people to know that words mean things. How can you be native to something that’s practically brand new?

the oldest boomer is 80. the youngest is 62. the oldest genx-er is 61. the youngest is 46. 45 yrs ago boomers were 35 and 17; respectively. 45 yrs ago genx-ers were 16 and 1; respectively. there is a lot of misplaced frustrations at the feet of genx-ers.

I’m trying to get better at “that ain’t for me” versus “that’s terrible.” I still fail a lot but there are audiences for things I find abhorrent and I have to be ok with that. That said, lots of stuff is indeed terrible even if it has an audience and that’s ok too.

Can you imagine how that man’s friends are clowning him after seeing this? Good. Hope he gets no peace.

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Yes, but to experience those things you have to have some sort of physical attraction. How am I going to know you have a great sense of humor if you present as an under bridge troll?

I love a queen that doesn’t mince words

Everything people say about you is true.

One of the C+C’s is dead The living Milli is French There’s only one original Commodore Morris and Young MC said absolutely not What is even the point of this?

Damn Raphael Saadiq said don’t believe what you see. These promoters are getting really bold with their scams.

I didn’t even go outside today. Send new feet!

Atlanta is such a ridiculous place

They’re misrepresenting association with him and I wish they’d stop. He’s not one of them either. He does NOT accept AIPAC money. They are just saying this bc they don’t like Al Green.

I snuck a boy in while she wasn’t home and she came back early. I got him out but I was certain I was going to die that night. My heart raced as I was typing that.

I guess for some people all money is good money

Wait, I used to work with this dude. He's... special.

Is someone keeping a list of clean song versions that are better than the original? I’d like to add Shawty is a 10.

The dogs do not want to be there. They want to be home with their bed and toys.

I must have curated my skyline well because all I see are complaints about horny talk not the talk itself. Good job me.

It’s wild that someone I couldn’t pick out of a photo lineup is this level of famous.

I am waiting on something it’s soooo close but the last few days it’s felt like when you’re getting your hair braided and you think there are only one or two to go but she keeps parting.

May had somewhere to be didn’t it?

I really hate we got Gauff vs Townsend in the first round of the French.

Men look so good with a hat on and then this

He looks like he has an amazing model train collection

He abused a third grader for three years. I hope he has to look over his shoulder for the rest of his short life.

James Harden finished with more turnovers (5) than made field goals (2) for the 33rd time in his playoff career & the 7th time this postseason.

And now they are all gone. RIP Sonny Rollins.

It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2

The thing I’ve come to realize is Twitter changed but so have I. If 2011 Twitter came back today, I wouldn’t enjoy it in the same way because I am not the person I was 15 years ago. I wouldn’t engage the way I did back then and, honestly, that’s ok. We can’t, and shouldn’t, go back.

Of course I discover I don’t have hot water AFTER my workout.

All them brothers she got and no one has shot him. I mean we know one can at least have him beat up.

Completely disagree. Many of the people on tv are also podcasters. Clothing does not indicate professionalism.

Venus and Serena made sure—to the greatest extent they could—that the ppl who came after them didn’t have to face what they did. What Venus and Serena accomplished on the court is unmatched but what they accomplished off the court is even greater.

Must have proof of homelessness? How exactly does one provide that?

I have a question and I want y’all to be honest. Y’all really like Tems singing voice?

I want to but I don’t think I can stand myself I help these people do something successful.

I want Sonia Norwood called to the carpet. How did your daughter have to fake a marriage to avoid shame but Willie Norwood Jr. just be doing any fucking thing. Willie Norwood Jr: A case study in raising your daughters and loving your sons. Thesis coming

As a counterpoint to this, how many of us are exciting or interesting at work?

Turgor pressure My brain remembers this but please do not ask me what I had for dinner yesterday.

James Harden is going to the Hall of Fame and it’s gonna be real funny hearing them trying to turn a stat sheet stufffer into an all-time great.

She can join him if she likes

This Sparks/Aces game is far more entertaining than the MNBA playoff game

If this posted after 11:30 I would have thought it was SNL.

I do for small and/or Black owned business especially if I got great service.