I’m glad he finally put it all together. I’ll always root for his success.

What if we just didn’t share the “thoughts” of Stephen A. Smith?

The only question I want asked of candidates for POTUS in 2028 is “Will you nominate Tish James for Attorney General?”

Martha and Izora ain’t have no business singing like this on this track

Merrick Garland should get more hate.

Decided to go out on a school night and IMMEDIATELY walked into some old work. Universe, if you want me to stay in the house just say that.

Well this is good news.

Everything is way too heavy.

I started using Story Graph at the advice of people smarter than me ...and it being developed by a sister is icing on the cake. If you are on there look me up: chels_is_reading thestorygraph.com #BookSky #ReadSomething

Got an email from the gynecologist’s office informing me of the mask mandate they’ve put in place. My PCP never lifted hers from 2020. So glad to see my medical professionals aren’t allowing HHS to dictate how they care for their patients.

Today I have eaten Doritos, fruit snacks, and a beef stick. Truly enjoying life as a five year old.

Warning Steady Mobbin’

Talking to my uncle and said I needed to go grocery shopping he asked for a pic of my refrigerator then proceeded to clown me. It be your own people.

I like a man that has to actively choose peace. He has matured past looking for a fight but has no qualms about being in a fight should you push the right (wrong) buttons.

I’m not sure if I had the definitions correct but I’ve been to more places than I thought. tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....

A man.

Wishing blissings to you all!

I was winding down and took a detour instead of going to bed. Now, I am wide the fuck awake and mad about it.

Grand rising Getting into social media beef Skinny jeans with rips Boneless sneakers

I have had to restrain myself from asking men if they can fight. I’m 48 years old yet I still wanna know if they got hands just in case.

PSA: twitter, X, is doing new terms of service that basically make it so that any comtent you share on there including DMs and photos is theirs and they can use it for "any purpose" including commercial use. So, if you have a page you’ve left up and don’t want them there’s time to act 1/

It’s reminiscent of Andy Reid in Philly. Sometimes everybody needs a break and a fresh start.

Look at God!!

I don’t have any other option. Life has hands but so do I.

Somebody sent me these and I am cackling.

Men deserve less.

*walks in* *walks back out*

I don’t answer the door for weirdos and she is a weirdo.

Back in my bed and The Golden Girls are back on Hallmark channel. All is right in my world.

If you built like a bean bag nobody gonna believe you can run a 6:22 mile 😂

Sometimes you gotta know when to shut up. Silence is golden!

If there's one prediction I'd make about 2026, it's that the psychic damage we've ALL been trying to fight through for the entirety of this decade is gonna call in its debt. EVERYONE I know is hanging on by a thread and has been for a long time now. We, as a society, can't keep this up forever.

Damn, that was fun.

Cannot relate. Will not relate.

*sends to @mumbles-j.bsky.social’s wife*

A finer man at that!!

I’m in a bar in Puerto Vallarta and I am so offended they have Washington and Philly on the biggest tv. Turn that shit off.

whoa whoa whoa why are we discussing my business in the open like this?

ok

Welp, they might as well put ginger cuz on the jersey because that’s all I’m calling him from now on

I flip shit, quick slip, hip dip, and I'm twisted In your hands and your lips and your tongue tricks And you're so thick, and you're so thick And you're so…

Time to find some trouble to get into

If the end is really coming do I need to lose this gut or can I just let it ride?

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

It is Saturday. Do these people ever take a day off from clownery?

All they have are TikTok and vibes. We are SO cooked.