Who the heck is this lil Latino boy hosting the ESPYs?

Bad ass Kenard from The Wire. I wanted to fight that kid.

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Dammit!!!

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It is very VERY important that we never read anything written by Bobby Burack. He’s been on some bullshit for a long time.

I appreciate this profile on Jude Bellingham showing his parents and reminding me they are my age and he is… not.

Grilled lettuce? I ain’t eating no flaccid ass vegetables.

I taught myself to read when I was three and regret it almost every day.

Every time I have gone outside of my preference I have been disappointed in some way. That 6’5” 275 dude was like fucking a refrigerator. No. Thank. You.

I think we should write the numbers like this more often. Let people see all the zeroes so they can see how absurd it all is.

I don’t think someone born in 1933 should be making decisions about the world in 2026 and beyond.

I say “how dreadful” at least once a week.

It’s gonna be 20-25° hotter in DC and NYC than it will be in Atlanta today. That seems bad.

There are bishops younger than me. Maybe I should start looking at those Shady Pines brochures.

My brain read Sneeze and couldn’t even compute Au’Nor. Good luck to those babies.

Is FOX actively trying to make the All-Star Game unwatchable with all these in-game interviews? Nobody wants this.

I admit I’m old(ish) and the younger folks do things differently but why was Donovan on Coco’s bachelorette trip? Is this like the men coming to baby showers now?

Trail mix and a couple pieces of mango

Seeing this while the SL going on😭😭😭

Fawn Weaver and Pinky Cole seem to be two peas in the same shady pod.

France looked damn near unbeatable and against Spain they look like the US.

Is he even in the ground yet?

Kylian Mbappe always looks like he got a fresh cut right before the match but used the oldest clippers he could find.

The biggest reason I don’t have children is because I am well aware of how much time and effort it takes to parent. I wish more people would think deeply about what it means to be a parent beyond “I always wanted kids.”

When I worked in an office people knew to give me a minute. Y’all have been up yapping with kids and partners and I haven’t had to open my mouth til I got here. Let me warm up. Gimme til like 10:30 and I got you.

My fave shoe brands now that I prioritize comfort over cute: Vince (Camuto) Sam Edelman Ralph Lauren Angela Scott Sophia Webster Jimmy Choo

I am so tired of trying.

I know we are all sick of this trend but Damon >>>>>>

I wonder if she put him through the same training Mathew taught her. Would love to see BTS of Hov running and rapping. At least he didn’t have to do it in heels.

The funny thing about that Caitlin Clark video is its original caption was about soccer players. It’s correct in both cases.

They knew Mitch’s old ass might conk out so Kentucky passed laws to ensure the Dem gov can’t fill the seat. Before Aug 3, they would have a primary whoever wins takes the seat. After Aug 3, the seat has to remain vacant until January.

I wonder what the HR Derby ratings are going to look like on Netflix. I haven’t heard much buzz and I don’t think people are just randomly opening Netflix looking for things to watch the way they would scroll network tv channels.

I just saw the video of what caused last nights delay and it was full of trash fits. Yuck.

A diehard Warriors fan told me Draymond is a first ballot HOFer and it feels like he’s more known for mess than he is for his basketball. That is truly a shame.

I feel this about a lot of folks. Y’all pay attention to/consume the content of a lot of things y’all hate. I have NEVER seen a Tyler Perry movie because I know it’s not for me. Why watch to confirm? So I can get jokes off? I’ll pass.

38???????? Hatred really ages a person.

Awww Sydney McLaughlin had her baby girl

The internet is a great reminder of how many weird people live amongst us.

My post was 30 minutes before his. Your investigative skills need a little work, Paul.

Am I supposed to believe this man is in his hospital bed in dungarees without a machine in sight?

Are you suggesting the bison didn’t read the sign?

Black lady just went out of her way to stop me and tell me my hair is gorgeous. Can’t nobody tell me nothing for the next 13 minutes.

This is how it should be done.

He was a fascist functionary who enabled unforgivable policies that directly led to the suffering of millions. And he did it all GLEEFULLY. He doesn’t deserve any “nice things” in life or death. The problem is that Senate Dems see him as a “colleague” instead of a traitorous enemy, which he was.

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I do appreciate Lindsay giving a dry run on a middle of the night death. Now we know where we need to tighten up.

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Russian mobile fire group training goes wrong while using a YakB-12.7 rotary machine gun originally built for Mi-24 helicopters.

I’m not wasting my celebratory snacks and drinks on Lindsay Graham. This is more like a free appetizer with coupon kinda thing.