Illinois is in the Final Four for the first time SINCE

Gambling-based end-stage addiction market capitalism update:

Boston

A racist and all around horrific human being…but he is so funny 🤣

My view of the No Kings protests is that it's better than if all those people just went apple picking or something instead.

And not just for the US. It would also be the worst strategic defeat possible for Trump’s allies in the Sunni monarchy of Saudi Arabia, who would be forced to pay a toll to their hated Shia enemies in Iran for every tanker of oil they export thru the Strait.

Jerry ain’t lying… Per usual.

Tiger must have been SERIOUSLY “impaired” for the Jupiter Police to feel like they had to arrest and charge him. He runs that place AND he’s a friend of Trump.

Tiger is off multiple spinal fusions and on so many painkillers at all times that he really should have stopped driving a long time ago.

Last rebound counted so it’s 11. INSANITY.

Hannah Hidalgo had 31 points, 10 rebounds, 10 steals, and 7 assists in a Sweet 16 win. That is an INSANE stat line.

Proof the the US is literally in hell right now:

To be clear, this is Trump asserting (wrongly, but still) that he had the legal authority to pay TSA employees this whole time, which would have prevented all the delays and long security lines at airports over the last couple weeks, but CHOSE not to until it became a political problem for him.

I love how he doesn't have a huge home gym that looks like a Lifetime Fitness or something, just the basics. All you need is some dumbbells and a bench and you can do everything you need to do.

That's true, I've never rolled a car over but I absolutely have rolled a golf cart.

Golf Channel addresses news of Tiger Woods' car crash during coverage of the Texas Children's Houston Open.

this is AI

How do I know you even typed this?

STUNNING, GORGEOUS, and HOT AF are also acceptable, depending on the context.

"Bought hundreds of websites to harvest their reputations and pack them with casino links" is one of the more dystopian phrases I've read in a while, and that's saying something.

Apropos of nothing, you should probably be eating more carrots. They're a miracle food.

Mariah has stated that she doesn’t have birthdays. She has anniversaries.

Always Be My Baby We Belong Together Emotions Fantasy All I Want For Christmas Is You Also though, what "anniversary" is this post for? It's her BIRTHDAY lol. We are so cooked by the AI it's funny but also not funny at all.

This is a working man's sandwich. A sandwich that you can count on 5 days a week. A sandwich that shows up early and and is the last one to leave.

Need my parents to understand this

Are there any *good* stories about Graham Platner that people who support him can point to for why he deserves to be a Senator? Like I get that he says some nice anti-corporate and anti-status quo talking points but has he ever actually DONE anything good in his life? Because I've not heard a one.

Wow. You're telling me there's another bizarre and troubling story about Graham Platner?!? Color me completely shocked. Who ever could predict there would be issues with this guy.

Another data point in the "every 'narrative' in mass culture is being manipulated by bot/troll farms funded by billionaire capital and dark-money SuperPACs"

this is how everyone backing graham planter sounds. I’m not confident I’ve spelled his name right but I Am Confident I don’t care

i think we all know

Just like how Trump said he'd have his healthcare plan finished in "2-4 weeks" 9 years ago

axios should just reprint this article in two weeks and see if anyone notices the date

"Rock & Roll Band" by Boston. Without question. And as an added bonus the Cape and Rhode Island are also mentioned. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-pC...

You’re a decade late to the party apparently.

lol wtf

hey, y'all! wha--- oop

Prime example: The San Antonio Spurs, a small market team, made the playoffs 22 years in a row (and won 5 titles in that timespan) and have already reloaded into a contender this season. The Knicks throw a parade when they make the postseason. And haven't even mentioned OKC yet.

This doesn't really tell you anything about her, but it definitely means that HE'S ugly.

I know it's no fun, but you really gotta start from a place of NOT believing anything you see on the internet now.

Jack Kimble is a satirical character, my friends.

FACTS! And these people prove it everyday.

"Bud... you don't wanna be out here" remains the truest fact that @solomonmissouri.bsky.social ever typed and he has typed MANY true facts.

NEWS: FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email has been hacked by Iran-linked group Handala Hack, DOJ says. The group released personal photos and documents after claiming it breached the FBI, warning its security was “nothing more than a joke.”