It’s crazy how powerful the sun is. 93 million miles away and it can burn your skin, blind your eyes, even light up the atmosphere itself.

This is an awesome photo.

Mrs Jerry just showed me this one that she took… the way it’s reflecting off the water is crazy woooow

Whoa.

Went to the beach to see the lights, and the moon made a surprise appearance too.

Is it me or have the northern lights been visible at decidedly less northerly latitudes a lot recently?

PURE HEAT

in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said

LMAO she really said that TJ's is the Francesca's of grocery stores

The fact that AD will be 34 by the 2027 playoffs and has only played more than 60 games in a season once this decade is also something to think about.

"Pasta la vista" Very serious news organization here.

Mookie Betts to the Dodgers is still the worst trade I’ve ever seen

Superstore (2015-2021)

The chicken taste like it came out a Brita Filter.

I mean if the dems went into this thinking ACA subsidies were gettable (they weren't) then it was only a matter on time before they gave up. they should have gone into this saying (to themselves and to the world): we won't vote to open a government like this one, the GOP is on their own.

It feels like some sort of clerical error that BJ's is still selling Citterio mortadella and capicola for under $6/lb

Extreme Brainwashing

When mfing Ro Khanna of all people calls you craven it's really time to look in the mirror

I’ll never forget Judd Apatow literally saying that 😵‍💫

There's nothing billionaires are more willing to pay for than people who will only ever tell them what they want to hear, no matter what.

And this white supremacist philosophy even extends to countries with nonwhite populations, which are seen as being "allowed" to exist by the western (white) world as long as they defer to its authority. If they don't, they're subject to economic warfare and/or outright military invasion/occupation.

No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"

She's gonna be Mayor for at least 20 years.

The Tucc is a great example of what ACTUAL masculinity looks like because he's basically the opposite of performing "straightness" for other "straight" men.

I don't think Kim Kardashian is dumb, but she also hasn't lived a life that is grounded in reality. So when she comes in contact with the actual real world, she's out of her depth.

Everyone is dunking on Kim Kardashian. The truth is the California bar is notoriously hard, the pass rate was only 55%, the pass rate for people who didn‘t go to an accredited law school is way lower, and lots of very smart and dedicated people don’t pass the first time and become good lawyers.

This is actually a good sign for her chances to eventually pass the bar because it shows that she *is* capable of learning.

George Costanza:

This is not Michael Jackson?!?!

Shams announcing the date and time of your upcoming firing is crazy work 😂#NBASky

Triple labubus

One thing about me, Imma make a big breakfast sammich #SandwichSky

Senate Dems don't see this as a problem because as Tim Kaine said yesterday: "Everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs" I mean who cares about 40 million ppl losing health insurance as long as they can "see" Democrats "standing for them."

So I guess Disney/ABC/ESPN just isn't coming back to YouTube TV at all huh? Bold move from both sides there.

"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible

"A major premium hike" = People who were paying $6000/year for health insurance now being charged $30,000/year

The idea that the same person who led the Democratic Senate Caucus in 2017 should still be leading it in 2025 makes no sense. With everything that has happened in between, with how much has changed, it can't be the same guy.

Kid Rock isn't on tour next year. His own website says that he has no scheduled tour dates. He only performs at MAGA events because he can't actually sell any tickets to a show of his own.

Wonton Soup is so good when it’s good.

The funniest outcome would be if the Senate passed the shutdown deal as expected but then it couldn't get through the House because a bunch of Republicans AND Democrats voted against it for opposite reasons.

They WERE NOT hype enough for my boi. HE WAS GOIN DUMB ON THEM KEYS

Either way, it's a failure of leadership.

One thing you'll never see on social media: Anyone from anywhere else ever saying a kind word about Boston.

There is truly no place like NYC. It's one of one.

As long as we're talking about cities, shoutout to Providence, RI. Perpetually slept-on in all ways.

They said that, but also the 6th president was the 2nd president's son.

HARTFORD

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it’s important to understand that Nate Silver’s entire consciousness is filtered through the lens of being a gross nerd his entire life. the opportunity to feel like he’s one of the cool kids is something he can’t pass up, it’s load-bearing for his dork psyche.