Just did my first ride on the fixed up peloton and it feels like it’s brand new. I guess I didn’t realize how badly it was spinning because it slowly deteriorated over time, but I definitely won’t be waiting another 5 years to get a tuneup after this.

2nd time using the snowblower this winter and it's not even New Years yet. Not a good sign.

You can’t spell America without Erica

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

After the Lakers loss on Tuesday JJ Redick said the team doesn't have enough defenders who play with consistent effort. Tonight, he went further and said his guys don't play with enough care. Then added that it's the same guys consistently and he's not doing another 53 games like this. Ooof Lakers

Did you know Tim Allen’s portrayal of Santa Claus is considered the closest match to the iconic Coca-Cola ads, Google “tim allen coke” to learn more

The “they” building the data centers is the same “they” that’s in charge of the grid.

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

If none of your cousins have weed, you need to be the cousin with weed. Be the family you want to see

One thing about cousins, someone’s gonna have the weed on them.

Harding’s Beach in Chatham. It’s the last beach on the Nantucket Sound, at the elbow of the Cape, the water is always perfect, and you can walk a mile down the beach to get to the Stage Harbor lighthouse.

Suni Lee can really do it all 📸 The Olympic gold medalist is a guest photographer for today's Christmas NFL game between the Lions and Vikings.

Drinking on some egg nog spiked with Bulleit and eating chocolate cream pie, this Christmas is going excellent.

Man, the economic vibes are putrid

🙏🏾

Also, Happy “Meet me in Temecula” Day to all the real ones that celebrate. 🥹

RIP to the legend and also the man behind a top 3 Christmas banger of all time

I'm already annoyed thinking about that damn football game being on when I walk in 🙄

Just say no to the NFL on Christmas.

Seeing that freight train initiate and finish a fast break was like seeing an elephant run like a gazelle. When he put his mind to it, no one could stop him. If he wanted to be the best player ever, he would have been.

Christmas Eve #ShellfishSky style

Nothing like Home Alone reminding me of the twitter thread @bostonjerry.bsky.social did explaining why Kevin's dad had that shit on.

At Island Creek with Mrs Jerry. Peak summer, fully tanned, about two dozen oysters and a couple gins deep.

It looks so gross too. Like they took vomit and put it inside a chocolate bar.

Also known as the mistleblow

Oh my god.

“Clean out the fridge sandwich” night at the Jerry household. Wegmans “American style” kobe roast beef, American cheese, lettuce and mayo on sourdough for me, Muenster/extra sharp cheddar grilled cheese for Mrs Jerry. #SandwichSky

This is funny I just said this when I was watching the other day. He had that shit on!

Everyone says Peter is mobbed up, but I don't think so for a few reasons: 1) Not Italian 2) A little too nice and "normal" 3) The Wet Bandits seem like they'd know who high level mob guys are and avoid targeting them for fear of retaliation I think Peter is just typical multigenerational wealth.

When you go to Christmas Dinner at your in-laws for the first time:

I see your Peter McCallister & raise you the Hans Gruber trench.

This is it. This is the coat.

One time this year, I turned my head *slightly* to look at my cat and had a brutally stiff neck for 4 days.

The name is C. Russell and the C is for “calligraphy”

People on here will post anything. “Scott Calvin got some fits off.”

We’re 11 seasons into our Deadliest Catch rewatch, and I just want to say that this is a Nick Mavar stan account.

I don’t care how open Peyton Watson is, Jokic should have taken a shot

“Clean out the fridge sandwich” night at the Jerry household. Wegmans “American style” kobe roast beef, American cheese, lettuce and mayo on sourdough for me, Muenster/extra sharp cheddar grilled cheese for Mrs Jerry. #SandwichSky

Trump going back to the "I want Greenland" gag because he knows the media just can't resist it even though the Epstein Files are out and his name is all over them, including in allegations that he was present at the murder of a baby.

I'll repost this every time I see it, forever

It really gave up the game when all the obnoxious Professional Thought Havers followed the Leftists Who Read to this niche microblogging website that all the Thought Havers claim to hate with a passion. They neeeeeeeeeed us

He better get right with the lord

Allen Dulles in 1954:

Ordering fried clams:

"Who are you going to believe? Me? Or your lying eyes?"

Corporate media really gonna show their true colors once researchers/reporters have time to comb through all the Epstein Files to find the worst stuff. Normally, they take information that comes from law enforcement sources as GOSPEL but now it's gonna be "allegations" and "unconfirmed reports"

I did not expect “child sex trafficking victim says Trump raped her and was present for her uncle killing her newborn baby” today or ever

1000 FBI agents worked on this for months