Trump should leave office, sell jackson-pollack styled ketchup-splattered canvases to MAGA & call it art.

We know someone in the administration is making bets on the war, but is it possible they're trying to somehow beat the spread as well?

If I was running Boston this year, I would unfurl a banner as soon as I crossed the finish line that said, "ICE could never". 🏃‍♂️

waiting for the runners at the finish line!

Pope Leo XIV said that it was “not in my interest at all” to debate U.S. President Donald Trump about the Iran war, but that he would continue preaching the Gospel message of peace.

The NYT morning newsletter is edited by cat people

no one will ever throw people under the bus like this guy, the best ever to do it

Jury awards should be taken out of the pensions.

Lordy

holy shit

Harvard study: Donald Trump is now the #1 source of inflammation in the U.S.

Todd Lyons led a secret police force for Trump where masked agents attacked our own American streets, violated Constitutional rights, and shot our own citizens. We’ll hold you accountable too.

MAHA and MAGA are the same thing and anyone who tried to pretend otherwise helped get us to this point

The most frustrating & disheartening aspect of life these days is that the shitty things shitty people do ... work. They're rewarded. Over & over again, we are collectively reinforcing the lesson: you can do this shit. Try it. To take just one example: Elon buying Twitter. It worked.

i lost $24 exchanging doge to btc last year, but b/c i used turbotax, I had to spend $300 to tell the IRS that. Being a crypto bro in 2026 sucks, tbh.

As the present Fascist International teeters and wobbles and starts breaking apart I'm very curious to find out how many more core components of the American conservative project are plain-old foreign-influence operations

Tactical excellence does not equal strategic success.

In the last year, ICE has deported nearly half a million people. Killed dozens. Disappeared tens of thousands. And it's only the beginning. Unless we stop it.

How is this not a SNL cold open?

There are still a whole bunch of AI and tech guys who just cannot understand why their industry is quickly growing more hated than fossil fuel and tobacco companies

trump is never beating the avignon papacy allegations www.reuters.com/world/trump-...

We didn't clear house following Reconstruction or following the Civil Rights Movement and we absolutely have to do it next time.

Orban consolidated power by making the electoral system less proportional and gerrymandering districts of very unequal sizes. That gave Orban supermajorities when the opposition was divided and less popular—but it turned an opposition landslide into a supermajority that can now dismantle the regime

All you fascists bound to lose.

This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

To the doomers who keep saying Trump will rig the 2026 and 2028 elections: Do not concede in advance

Sure hope the ADL is feeling good about going out of their way to defend this guy against charges of antisemitism.

jd vance is the new york jets of vice presidents

“It is objectively true that when you’re faced with a retaliatory and law-agnostic federal government, the cost-benefit analysis usually points to keeping your mouth shut,” @wutrain.bsky.social said. “Yet that is how our democracy slips away.” www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

LOVE TOO have a racist president with late-stage dementia stumbling through an illegal war & a global energy crisis he created just to spite his black predecessor

Not only are we the baddies now, we're now the dumbest baddies in the history of baddies

Marco Rubio just forfeited his 2028 presidential debate against JD Vance. You hate to see it.

The four humans who have traveled the furthest from Earth. (Via NASA.)

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

Follow this thread. Most likely, and of course, all speculation right now, this is why Melania did her 6 min statement today. Amanda Ungaro was brought here as a 17-year-old model. She flew to NYC on Epstein's private plane. 1/2

Joe Rogan spent the entire election cycle campaigning for the far-right candidate, now he says he wants a "logical centrist government". Bro, Kamala Harris WAS the centrist, which you would have seen if you weren't a racist piece of shit who went out of your way to ratfuck her comms team.

I knew it was bad but really didn’t appreciate it was quite this bad as.ft.com/r/db911dd6-f...

chyron has me asking a lot of questions already answered by the chyron

What does Melania know about the Epstein pedo-files that we don’t? She admits “Donald & I partied with Epstein,” but that was already known. Something prompted her to insert herself into a story her husband has tried to bury. DIG DEEPER—this isn’t just about a sudden conscience or care for victims!🤦🏿‍♂️

melania trump: "i was never a friend of jeffrey epstein" congress: "THIS YOU?"

He's still gonna do it. He's been wanting to do it since 2016.

we cannot live this way.

I regret to inform you, this TACO doesn't get us out of the woods. open.substack.com/pub/therickw...

77M Americans knowingly & willingly voted for this in November 2024. 👇🏾

Americans suffer from a desperate need to believe in the inherent goodness of the American electorate--the idea that a voter in 2024--after nearly a decade of unfiltered, widely broadcast, deeply fascist rhetoric from Donald Trump--was simply "tricked" by a Facebook algorithm or a Fox News segment.

My bucket list: safari, bali, & the maldives Trump's bucket list: deploy a tactical nuke We are not the same

Everyone did a lot of doomscrolling today and it was completely justified. Unfortunately, you need sleep for more doomscrolling tomorrow, and stuff like emails. You still deserve time to rest and recover. And Max loves you.

Economists have a new theory of why graduates of top colleges have so much career success, @rosehorowitch.bsky.social reports.

77 million Americans chose to go to the brink of nuclear war than ever have a female president.