Damn, 2025 really *was* the Year of the Snake. 🐍

Good morning. Immigrants are #HereToStay.

2025: Annus Horriblis Americana

The Premier League transfer window is now ✨open✨

It's now safe to put Nate Silver on mute indefinitely.

2026 is already off to a great start because Eric Adams is no longer the Mayor of NYC. 🎉🙌🏾🎉

IT'S MAMDANI TIME!!!

If you're reading this, you survived 2025. All units please rendezvous at rally point alpha & await further orders

Climate Change really made The Dismemberment Plan's "Ice of Boston" irrelevant on New Year's Eve, smh.

The ✨One Big Beautiful Day✨ is coming in 2026...

✨The Shamans have spoken✨

The 8 billionaires are: Musk, Ellison, Bezos, Page, Brin, Zuckerberg, Huang, Ballmer. Each one saw their wealth explode as a direct result of the massive and unsustainable AI bubble. Let's resolve to remember that when their bubble bursts all over working people in 2026. Happy New Year!

THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS

Hello, world! 7 thought-provoking books I read in 2025 that I highly recommend: "Everything for Everyone: An Oral History of the New York Commune 2052-2072." A bracing futuristic look that somehow ripples w/ hope. By @genderhorizon.com & @emanabdelhadi.bsky.social via @commonnotions.bsky.social 1/1

Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.

My 2025 CAT OF THE YEAR award goes to Luke Kelly, feline Mayor of Medford, MA. I had the good fortune to meet him this summer and it was awesome to see how much his neighborhood loved this distinguished tuxedo cat! ⭐️🐈‍⬛⭐️

Trump guys are about to Comet Pizza every third daycare center because they think they are all fronts for Somali money laundering. They're only doing this near cities with progressive mayors. This is straight up Government by LibsOfTikTok.

The Trump administration is closing NASA’s largest research library on Friday, a facility that houses tens of thousands of books, documents and journals — many of them not digitized or available anywhere else. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/c...

This hard-working uber driver in Harvard Square is my 2025 DOG OF THE YEAR. ⭐️🐶⭐️

not adding more descriptive alt-text while under fire

When a writer tells you this up front, you should listen, and never invest in the show again. It means they set up a Mystery Box just to suck you in, but never really cared about explaining the mystery - and that's a real screw-you to the viewer. Might as well make True Detective 6.

If you want a happier new year, be kind.

Arsenal's gonna win the league this year, aren't they?

WELCOME TAH BAHSTUN. GO SAWX

The Jim Crow laws, Nuremberg laws, & Apartheid were all voted into law by their respective legislatures. The Bulwark is not your friend.

“These so-called leaders are actively derailing any ability our country has to make America — and its children — healthy again” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/30/o...

It's pretty cool that my plane is equipped to fly donald trump!

You meet the most interesting people at MSP. 🛫

unexpected overnight in msp. at least i have a cool t-shirt to wear when i fly out at 6 am tomorrow! 💜

A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles. When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies. This is outrageous.

One of the most successful propaganda campaigns of our time is the right-wing claim that liberals dominate the media. The right has pushed this myth for decades on Fox and other outlets. You know about it because RIGHT-WING MEDIA HAVE A HUGE MEGAPHONE. My thread. 1/10 🧵

Brave witnesses from South Bay have spoken up and a whistleblower leaked grainy surveillance video of the violent assault & killing of Shacoby Kenny. #ShutDownSouthBay #bospoli "All four witnesses said corrections officers hit Kenny after he was restrained." www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/27/m...

Republicans do things like this because they know they can’t win in a free and fair election. They know we outnumber them. So they think the only thing that will keep them in power is increasingly desperate forms of cheating. But in the end… we still outnumber them.

You almost have to feel bad for an ugly old man with no family or friends to keep him company on Christmas Day that he makes 200 crazy posts ranting about everything under the sun. Almost.

Many of us want to age well — staying in good physical and cognitive health into older age. Here are some ways to promote a long and healthy life, according to people we reported on this year who are known as “super agers.”

If TOMMY FRAHM TAUNTON lifting loads of lobstahs from a warehouse off I-495 at 3 am isn't featured in the next BAHSTUN MOVIE™️, I will be so fahkin' sad, kehd.

This has nothing to do with faith or observance btw. It’s just about establishing an official hierarchy of citizenship where they are on top. bsky.app/profile/mark...

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unlike Santa, we continue managing your shipments all Christmas day long.

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I am pleased to inform you that it is now fondant potatoes szn. 🎄

concentration camps.

Wild to think that "abolish ICE" was ever treated as a radical or fringe position.

To the Brits, this reads as "Fart Halts Wind Farms", and they're right.

It's always "why did we spend $10m to study grass flu?" and you do 2 minutes of digging and it turns out grass flu destroys $75 billion in crops every year and now we have a new vaccine for that that costs $3 to apply.

When you see Republicans using grants for weird sounding animal experiments as a justification to cut research funding, this is what they are using

Merry Hitmas to Anthony Joshua for reading & understanding the terms of his Netflix contract!

“the chief claimed Pritchett was acting on his “training and departmental policy” when he falsely accused the Black man of being on drugs and beat him unconscious.” 🤬

Shacoby Kenny. Say his name. #bospoli #ShutDownSouthBay "He wanted more out of life, a job, a family, stability, and purpose. He longed to build a future and to be understood for who he truly was." His family deserves answers and a public acknowledgment, @wutrain.bsky.social @ruthzee.bsky.social.