I am not reading all that I’m happy for you tho Or sorry it happened

Papa John’s close to $65-per-share private takeover deal with TriArtisan Capital

Some personal news

I'm willing to be hurt again (short the shit that's +15% from Friday's lows)

absolute scenes

the rare win *SUPREME COURT REJECTS BID TO OVERTURN SAME-SEX MARRIAGE RIGHTS

Trump take pasta.

I didn't catch this until i saw @intense.wiggling.me 's post but he literally says "I, then say your name, do solemnly swear" oh my GOD

Spoos think a deal is cooking

Thoughts and prayers for the private jets.

Two days after receiving approval for a potential trillion dollar pay package this sad loser was alone at 1:15 in the morning posting about his imaginary girlfriend.

Little League mercy rule but for the NFL

Speaking of snatching defeat from victory- your New York Giants

Patriots + Colts 16-4 as we all predicted

Every Dem who votes to open the Government on <a promise to negotiate> deserves to be shot into the sun. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Unbelievable to me.

Dude should plead guilty to speed up the pardon like the crypto criminal Zhao did.

Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

The two members of the Cleveland Guardians who were suspended for suspicious sports betting around their performances this summer were indicted today. They won’t be the last. Player performance bets should be banned.

FYI Trump is golfing. And then he is flying to DC to attend the Commanders game because he wants the new stadium named after him. This was Biff getting booed when he went to a World Series game in DC last term. Tonight should be loud.

Clete Blakeman call your office

Finally an AI use case.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

How cooked is Biff’s brain? This cooked.

Some personal news. It has begun.

This is true for banks and other lenders. Game changer. They will be thrilled to keep even more of their customers’ money. For the consumer it’s a disaster.

The man just has a losing kink

Hey kids the Trump Healthcare Plan just dropped!

Wordle 1,603 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The hint was well taken.

It’s early but here’s the pole position for post of the day.

Bloomberg top news So much America is great again eh

There are going to be some ones today Wordle 1,603 2/6 🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I was wondering how the White House could top the tone deafness of last week’s Gatsby party abt Mar-a-Lago. How about a jewelry auction!

Here’s an easy way to find out how to donate to your local food bank this weekend. 🇺🇸 @feedingamerica.org give.feedingamerica.org/a/donate

When you really really really want to starve some kids

I’ll take this and a dog for Christmas. TYIA

This is one hell of a piece of writing

Kevin, the paid spokesperson for FTX, practically invented the never show shame game.

My plan to become a billionaire starts with owning the rights to the Curbed Your Enthusiasm music for the next 3 years

the top 13 holders of Tyson Foods are US entities and alone own 50.2% of the company but Biff has some thoughts

Biff is mad and you lose Tyson shareholders

TRUMP: ASKED DOJ TO PROBE MEAT PACKING COMPANIES (cuz he's mad we're all taking about the price of ground beef)

there's delusional and then there's Elise Stefanik running for Governor in NY

this is disgusting HUNGARY WINS US SANCTIONS EXEMPTION ON RUSSIAN ENERGY: ORBAN

definitely trot Trump out for the next 360 days to tell people prices are way down and they are experiencing the greatest economy in the history of the world

-Inflation is now one percent -we are upping the estimate of canceled flight to 20% -no we don't want to open the government in return for for freezing your healthcare premium various Trump and minions messages today -- good luck with all of that!

Note to CNBC we can retire "the professor" no offense but he adds no value

The $RUT has rallied 2% in 2 hours -- mainly driven by turnarounds in the shitco's eg OKLO 97 ---> 110