The person he is speaking of is Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini. Ayatollah Khomeini died in 1989. These people are fucking weapons-grade stupid. Holy fuck.

In a fucking unsecure room at Mar-a-Lago. Complete 🤡show. Like the omelette station is behind those curtains for all we know.

Dead Ayatollah is bullish for Bitcoin apparently. Mmm hmmm

Helene and I play predict the poll and this week she nailed it!

NEW: Bahrain skyscrapers and Dubai hotels are now being hit by Iranian drones. This is insane. Trump has unleashed chaos and carnage. (🎥 Al Jazeera)

I’ve been refereeing all morning, have we finished up our cute little war yet?

Still up on the official White House website: www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

I’m gonna have to tip the cap to Trump if he goes golfing today.

Receipts, I have a few.

15 days ago “You have to vote for us”

BDIY - Baltic Exchange Dirty Tanker Index. Hello.

👇👇👇👇

Good morning to everyone except these people

As my friend Ivan likes to say GLWT - good luck with that

Oh yay. The Bears winning the off season Super Bowl for 40 straight years has started early. 🤡

!!!

World’s worst poker player, Donald Trump, bluffs at another pot while holding rags. What will happen this time no one wonders.

Which one is the nanny?

omg $LMND has been cut in half since the stupid Tesla pump last month

spot the company on its third effort to revolutionize car insurance with an in-house insurer that has unique access to massive amounts of fleet data, not to mention a "full self-driving" capability that is totally safer than a human, trust us bro insurify.com/car-insuranc...

2 yr 3.37% (last here in 2022)

Trump is fucking off to Mar-a-Lago again today and has a MAGA Inc dinner tomorrow night -- hell maybe they bomb Iran during the appy's

now we know why Tony drinks on Friday nights

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

The market in February is a line from Hotel California go

probably nothing $GS

*TRUMP: THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE REGIME CHANGE IN IRAN

If OpenAi could just announce another "deal" we can turn this car around

a lotta canaries be singing today is all I'm saying

getting PTSD

Tezzler low of the day

"Xponential Fitness"

the brokers/big banks today $JPM -2.6% $BAC -4.1% $C -4.3% $MS -4.8% $WFC -5.1% $GS -5.1% $JEF -7.8%

where are they hiding today? toilet paper and smokes $XLP

seems bad MFS CREDITORS ALLEGE £930 MILLION SHORTFALL FROM DOUBLE PLEDGES

No mas!

$SPX about to bounce the 100 day for the 5th time this month lol

what inning is it when Anastasia Amoroso is on TV talking about selling data centers?

*UK WITHDRAWS IRAN STAFF DUE TO 'ONGOING SECURITY SITUATION'

“Totally obliterated”

Hold up a second. Turns out these fucking clowns SHOT DOWN THEIR OWN DRONE what are we doing??? Why does Duffy still have a job?

it's an MSCI rebalance day so you will see outsized volume and algo's are adjusted to skew as below (courtesy RJ)

Front month WTI Crude threatening a new one year high (ignore - Trump has lowered all energy costs - do not believe your lying eyes)

omg they're trying to dump the bags *TRUMP MEDIA, TAE IN TALKS POTENTIAL SPIN-OFF OF

AMAZON TO INVEST $50 BILLION IN OPENAI MOAR!

spicy PPI US JAN. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 0.5% M/M; EST. +0.3%

Spoos just took out yesterday's lows

$SG is getting tossed thx be here til the bell

"they don't make the rules" Pentagon Under Secretary of Defense Emil Michael speaking about Anthropic. ok then