The man just has a losing kink

Hey kids the Trump Healthcare Plan just dropped!

Wordle 1,603 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 The hint was well taken.

It’s early but here’s the pole position for post of the day.

Bloomberg top news So much America is great again eh

There are going to be some ones today Wordle 1,603 2/6 🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I was wondering how the White House could top the tone deafness of last week’s Gatsby party abt Mar-a-Lago. How about a jewelry auction!

Here’s an easy way to find out how to donate to your local food bank this weekend. 🇺🇸 @feedingamerica.org give.feedingamerica.org/a/donate

When you really really really want to starve some kids

I’ll take this and a dog for Christmas. TYIA

This is one hell of a piece of writing

Kevin, the paid spokesperson for FTX, practically invented the never show shame game.

My plan to become a billionaire starts with owning the rights to the Curbed Your Enthusiasm music for the next 3 years

the top 13 holders of Tyson Foods are US entities and alone own 50.2% of the company but Biff has some thoughts

Biff is mad and you lose Tyson shareholders

TRUMP: ASKED DOJ TO PROBE MEAT PACKING COMPANIES (cuz he's mad we're all taking about the price of ground beef)

there's delusional and then there's Elise Stefanik running for Governor in NY

this is disgusting HUNGARY WINS US SANCTIONS EXEMPTION ON RUSSIAN ENERGY: ORBAN

definitely trot Trump out for the next 360 days to tell people prices are way down and they are experiencing the greatest economy in the history of the world

-Inflation is now one percent -we are upping the estimate of canceled flight to 20% -no we don't want to open the government in return for for freezing your healthcare premium various Trump and minions messages today -- good luck with all of that!

Note to CNBC we can retire "the professor" no offense but he adds no value

The $RUT has rallied 2% in 2 hours -- mainly driven by turnarounds in the shitco's eg OKLO 97 ---> 110

oh well *GOP SENATOR DAINES REJECTS SENATE DEMOCRAT OFFER ON ACA SUBSIDY

Tim Higgins, on your teevee to sell book number two, is another Tesla reporter turned pilot fish. If you want fair and unvarnished journalism coverage: Lora Kolodny and Dana Hull

look what Hunter Biden is up to now *QLE SAID TO SEEK $500 MILLION VALUE IN CONVERT NOTE *TRUMP SONS INVEST IN QLE THROUGH CONVERT SALE the offering will be used to "build and develop laser enrichment production facilities" which enriches isotopes primarily for use in nuclear energy production

for those who were in the trading game back then this kicked off a fun month

at least CNBC stopped booking this clown

redefining NGMI

Retail traders are “skipping the dip” this time, in stark contrast to April (per JPM) sherwood.news/markets/reta...

Bloomberg just went to a live shot at the White House. Trump remained awake for over 20 seconds while someone else spoke. FIFA announced it will create a special award to commemorate.

The House is out for the 95th day in past 107 while receiving full pay and benefits because the Speaker does not want to release the file that ties the President to a pedophile and the country should be damn near riots

Chipotle has a 14 day RSI of 17 - on this measure it has not been this oversold since 2017

I sincerely hope Alex Karp achieves the infamy he most richly deserves.

hey look who's helping point out the low of the day

PLTR traded $220 after the earnings print Monday, it just traded under $170. Related Karp is on teevee for the 3rd time this week. In case you are not an early riser please dig into his comments below.

The $SPX has trade above its 50 day moving average since April 30th. Until today

Gene Munster "Elon built in the option to push him out if he goes insane" who wants to tell him?

100% certain running on massively taxing billionaires will be a successful campaign strategy in 2026 and 2028.

I'd post the obligatory airplane seat belt sign right now but the flight has been canceled

heads up and PSA for you value investors -- with this pullback $PLTR is down to <410x> this year's earnings

Phil Mickelson call your Saudi handler

Someday we will look back at the $CRCL $298.99 print with same mix of incredulity and nostalgia as we do with the $TLRY $300 print

people ask me all the time who they should follow and no account has better insight into the market's vol mechanics

we have University of Michigan data going back to 1978 on Bloomberg. Yes - that was the worst print in 47 years

"greatest economy in the history of the world" except the opposite *UMICH PRELIM NOV. CONSUMER SENTIMENT FALLS TO 50.3; EST. 53 UMICH CURRENT CONDITIONS FALL TO RECORD LOW OF 52.3

The hundreds of millions Trump has grifted from crypto is papering over the $2.5 billion hit he has taken in Trump Media this year.

don't lose sight of Biff's company which repeorted "earnings" this morning (consisted of earning interest on the cash the the lemmings have funneled in) it's trading with a $12 handle near lows since it became a SPAC $DJT -63% YTD

$OKLO $193 ---> $98 in 17 sessions - expect earnings to provide a floor soon - oh wait

5 years ago today and it never gets old

What a day Biff had for himself yesterday.