This dude rules

$1 mil of volume 😳

Polymarket just opened a new market - bettors can now punt on: “When will Trump bomb Minnesota”

800 people at Whittier International Elementary right now to coordinate ICE resistance. EIGHT HUNDRED, at one little school. Recall there are only 2,000 ICE agents in the entire metro. Puny!

🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.

Have to flip the Senate or Trump will run amok for all four years. Seems like good motivation.

An ad for Melania the Movie purchased to run on MS Now (MSNBC)

sleepy Don snoozing through RFK lol

FAFO in Southie

Oh look, having learned nothing from the Venezuela betting debacle, the sites and the degenerates are back at it.

this has to be stopped

thos sneaky Danes are doing a preemptive cyber attack! *USER REPORTS INDICATE PROBLEMS WITH VERIZON: DOWNDETECTOR *USER REPORTS INDICATE PROBLEMS WITH T-MOBILE: DOWNDETECTOR *USER REPORTS INDICATE PROBLEMS WITH AT&T: DOWNDETECTOR T US Eq

back to back headlines *SPACEX HAS INTERVIEWED BANKS TO LEAD AN IPO: NYT *ANTHROPIC, OPENAI HAVE TAKEN EARLY STEPS TO GO PUBLIC: NYT get some!

Senator Cramer beclowning himself. thses guys are devoid of an ounce of self respect "an elegant solution is for Powell to step down" go fuck yourself

They are coming for the journalists

$IWM vs $SPY ... now up 9 days in a row (each session this year)... +5% over that period for the relative trade... just about the best small-cap-factor gain since November 2024 @stockcharts

the definition of an unafraid market is people buying MSTR +10%

Russell 2k is green

two month high in store of value for reasons

lmao even

the big banks will shed jobs in 2026 Citi announce cuts yesterday today *BOFA LETTING HEADCOUNT `DRIFT DOWN' THROUGH ATTRITION, CEO SAYS

Sara Eisen just oof on a daily basis

wait wut *US VISA PROCESSING FROZEN FOR RUSSIA, BRAZIL, IRAN: FOX NEWS

one of the most professional hand offs in television history (after listing the litany of Trump issues facing the market this morning) "we're gonna turn it over to Squawk on the Street, it's their problem" -our Joe Kernen

buy to the sound of cannons

of note yesterday: 1) When asked a direct question about the Prime Minister of Greenland yesterday Trump DID NOT EVEN RECOGNIZE HIS NAME 2) The "meeting" today is now to be run by JD Vance and no longer Rubio (Cuck, FL) these are not the signs of an impending diplomatic solution

the 10 yr yield has gone sideways in a ~25 bp range since Labor Day (and in only a 10 bp range for the past month)

WFC red to more red BAC green to red C red to green good luck

Trump to an auto worker is Trump to all of us (and our former allies)

I would buy this man a beer

Murrow, Cronkite and Whiskey Fridays with Tony

straight cash homie NETFLIX WEIGHS AMENDING WARNER BROS. BID TO MAKE IT ALL CASH

you can tell by the dead silence how well this is going

the mosquito and the snake DRINK

Trump now telling an imaginary story about a cop who came up to him to tell him about his 401k because cops have those and not a pension

Trump, who has received 3 rates cut in the year he has been President, keeps referring to the imaginary rate hikes it's almost like he lives in an alternative reality

Why the fuck is CNBC showing this nonsense? zero new value

Gary Cohen: better politician than operator. Discuss.

you can stick Roger Marshall's bill in the trash *THUNE: NOT ADVOCATING FOR CREDIT CARD INTEREST RATE CAP TOP

*DELTA: 10% CARD INTEREST RATE CAP WOULD RESTRICT LOW-END BUYER

Fixed it

BULLISH

Think I haven't seen discussed this morning:

XOM to Trump: drop dead also XOM

Things I will judge you (harshly) include this: *META HAS SUGGESTED AI GLASSES CAPACITY OVER 30M UNITS IF DEMAND

water is wet *TRUMP: POWELL SHOULD CUT INTEREST RATES

what did y'all learn from Mark Wayne on CNBC?