You know it seems like just yesterday Trump said unequivocally the Strait of Hormuz would never close again. Wait.

Who did it better?

I have no idea because I have dementia

$CAR $500

aaaaaaand scene that is a wrap! $AMC +17% on 80 mil shares I'll be in the bunker if you need me

Really glad I don't trade energy futures I don't know how they do it. No matter your take at least one of these moves wrecked your book.

how much is the proposed second home Mamadani/Hochul property tax surcharge?

$ORCL yeah

the price action in SNDK vs Nasdaq today is um interesting

it's almost surreal - the President of the US is quite insane and he's an untrustworthy source of anything and here we are with the whole planet hostage

*IRAN TO TAKE ACTION IF US BLOCKADE PERSISTS: FOREIGN MINISTRY *IRAN: A NAVAL BLOCKADE IS CONSIDERED A VIOLATION OF CEASEFIRE

all those fuel surcharges (Amazon, USPS etc) and raised airline baggage fees are going to be rolled back today right?

$RCL booked up its entire slate of Strait of Hormuz cruises in minutes this morning "Mine your own adventure"

Oh shit. I missed this until now today. PSA feel free to tell the asshole boss off and quit your job today. You’re welcome.

up 5%!

Too bad there are no adults to take Biff's phone away as he manic posts. Nothing good about it.

there so many wild moves going on I wouldn't know where to begin

US blockade of Iran remains in effect per Bloomberg squawk

Despite the pre market action looking for value > growth today let's see

buy the rumor buy the news

*ARAGHCHI: HORMUZ PASSAGE OPEN FOR REMAINING PERIOD OF CEASEFIRE

something something Art of the Deal

latest futures move up *US CONSIDERS $20B CASH-FOR-URANIUM DEAL WITH IRAN: AXIOS

Oh wait. PSA. You can pay Trump 500k for a photo op before the event. Seriously?

*NETFLIX SEES 2Q EPS 78C, EST. 84C

There is really no point to asking Trump anything. It is all a stew of gibberish and lies with no basis in reality much less truth.

"gas is down very much over the past few days" -Trump - it's down 6 cents

omg $CAR again it even had a circuit breaker! wow

hey it's the OKLO CEO -- any update on that $3.3 million in revenue for 2026? <eye roll gif>

because the phony DoorDash stunt was such a hit, Trump is heading to Vegas today for a fake tax roundtable, and then to Phoenix tomorrow for a Turning Point USA event that has so much demand it's being held in a stadium, oops check that, a church

*GULF, EUROPEAN OFFICIALS SEE US NEEDING 6 MONTHS FOR IRAN DEAL

opened $38 dayum

Bluesky today

I’m already pissed about Trump turning America 250 in to a giant disgusting and disgraceful grift this summer. #ettd

someday you'll tell you grandchilden what you did to survive the one hour and six minutes in which the Nasdaq was down today

You an oak man? -Pete Hegseth from the podium this morning

It’s a classic tweet

$ALB bubblicious again

as soon the catch up parts of tech started to roll an immediate bid came to the memory stonks this market is a beast

Hey Petey and JD the Pope is @ ing you boys!!

HOOD -- no better risk on risk off

I am willing to be hurt again (short)

the average traded price on 288 million shares of $BIRD yesterday was $13.36 it be underwater now

big IPO last night $ARXS raised over $1b and upsized and priced at high end of $26-$28 range skinny allocations watch this when it opens

For the market as a whole 48.45 million call options traded yesterday - highest total in 2026 and 7th highest one day total ever

why was Tesla up 8% yesterday? 4 million call options - same ol same ol gamma squeeze playbook - 3rd highest daily total since early 2023 carry on

FWIW I did get a BIRD borrow early yesterday, but with the float turning 48 times yesterday there was no borrow by mid day and there won't be for a very long time.

Per reporting from Bloomberg’s Dana Hull this morning 18% of Tesla Cybertruck sales last quarter were to other Musk entities.

Early Miller Lite stat o’ the day 99.7 The percentile rank of the 9.8% 10 day #$SPX move. Largest move since 1950. And that was going into yesterday.