well look at that the market rewarding Sinclair for censoring Jimmy Kimmel related: I hate it here

OPENAI, ORACLE TO ANNOUNCE DATA CENTER EXPANSION: INFORMATION every fricking day

any confirmation on Cardinal Dolan out?

Well I’m in Rapture now and about to start the AMA First, before you ask, the only way to get here is to buy Leucovorin (folinic acid) from Dr Oz

PSA: I'm told The Rapture is BYOB

*Nexstar ABC Affiliates to Continue Preempting "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

oh good the world gets to watch Trump try to read

Eric Jackson is low class, sleazebag stock pumper $BETR come on

good morning what inning is this? *RED LOBSTER, SOUNDHOUND AI INK PARTNERSHIP FOR PHONE ORDERING

Next week Trump and RFK will tout leeches.

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Well done AP See.

All I’m asking is instead of writing “Trump administration links” the headline reads “Trump administration claims to link” and the next paragraph debunks a spurious claim. It’s not too big an ask Especially because that moron can’t even pronounce acetaminophen

DISNEY TO RETURN KIMMEL SHOW TO THE AIR ON TUESDAY

Steven Miran's chief attribute that earned him the appointment is a willingness to do or say anything in service of Trump. He's no different from any of the other Trump apparatchiks that serve in this administration. There's zero reason to give him the veneer of a serious and unbiased economist.

Today's Miller Lite stat o' the day 214 days between pic one and pic two

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

the guy who wanted you to drink bleach for Covid has thoughts on Autism

Worldcom is gifting fiber optics builders $100 b to buy more fiber optic cables

E mini's +45 from the open, SPX +90 bps from Thursday close and not once has breadth gone positive - currently 186 up 316 down

it's as close to peak nonsense as I've seen in a long time - hundreds of billions in market cap getting added for headlines and posing

maybe it's me i don't trust those guys Altman and Huang

$KVUE - maker of Tylenol - makes a new low - insane that we have a company getting destroyed by RFK and Trump with no scientific basis for their opinions and actions

signs it could be the Rapture: 1. The Bears have a good QB

I wonder <if> 2) Gen Z will notice TikTok is now run by the right wing overlords b) will care *US OFFICIAL: TIKTOK ALGORITHM WILL BE OPERATED BY US ENTITY

Fed's gotta hike *OURA RING MAKER TO BECOME $11 BILLION COMPANY WITH LATEST RAISE

*US IS READY TO DO WHAT'S NEEDED TO SUPPORT ARGENTINA: BESSENT

It's not all bad: - Fat Bear week -Brewers clinch division, Reds in playoffs this morning, Seattle leading NL West, CLE one game out in AL Central -Rapture tomorrow

Rapture play list suggestion:

I was under the impression things couldn't be going more swimmingly at ORCL and there's an unexpected CEO ouster? things that make you go hmmm

Harrison Butker: Too far right, a memoir

Now that the service is over for the 38th highest rated podcaster, let’s focus on what everyone’s wearing to the rapture on Tuesday

Counter point: they could allow 80,000 people to pack in a stadium with the POTUS and VP. What could go wrong? Seriously, come on.

I know a guy. Tom Homan can get you a 50% discount on that visa 😉

They will pretend this didn’t happen. We must get louder.

Started Going

Arkansas what u do

Every single legitimate news organization should tell them to fuck off. There is no value to being a stenographer.

My day? Not so much.

Dabo’s cardiologist call your office

The Luke Fickell era is over in Madison.

Suddenly it’s very cheap to fly from Mumbai to NYC Thanks Trump!

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And chaos has ensued

Today’s Miller Lite stat of the day 25 The percent of the current medical residents in the U.S. that are H-1B holders. The medical profession will be decimated and there will be an acute doctor shortage if this Trump fee stands. Are we great again yet?

A core characteristic of the Trump admin is incompetence and slap dick shoot first/ask questions later policy changes. That said, if one is an HB-1 holder and happens to be out of the U.S. this morning theoretically it’s $100k to get back in. I doubt border control has prepared. But.

Some good news this morning. Would love to know the back story.

Oh. A carve out for Peter Thiel. And the other friends of Trump.