I heard that Trump is threatening to enact the Incontinent Act but I guess it Depends.

Noel has the receipts. He’s a necessary follow and tells it like it is. Check it out. @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

Pro Tip: POTUS that respect our service members don’t leave them standing around for an hour just because they can. Guys who only see them as props do that, Trump would disown one of his own kids if they joined the armed services. He wouldn’t invite wounded vets to ‘CA’ finales.

“I have seen Trump palling around with folks who have gone to prison for dealing drugs - they were his guests at after parties. His own son, Don Jr., consumes enough cocaine to prop up the Bolivian economy in perpetuity.”

Another excellent Sunday essay from @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social "I have observed Trump since the 80s and have experience with him going back to the 90s: his mantra has always been ‘Fuck you, stop me’. So far nobody has - and we, as a nation, need to wake up and fix that soon."

“Trump appeared as unwell and unstable as any leader in history - my caution to you is that he has the potential to be much worse than any despots who have come before.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

MSNBC is just atrociously bad reporting, it’s like half-informed podcast hosts. Lutnick didn’t just ‘happen’ to be Epstein’s neighbor, he bought his townhouse in a deal brokered by Jeffrey’s own brother, and has deep ties w/Trump fundraising re:Epstein’s former clients. Bill Barr all up in mix too.

Gonna re-up this since today is the 7th anniversary of the murder of Jamal Khashoggi by MBS who has his first annual comedy festival underway right now. Bet it kills.

‘Russ Vought takes no pleasure in dismantling federal agencies & firing thousands of government employees. Pleasure is the playground of mortals, Russell feels the orgasm of the gods when he forces his CT townie geek scepter into the heart of democracy, then orders up Nardelli’s’

If you enjoy my posts, please don’t tag me in other people’s replies. I mute or block any account that does fyi.

Trump has no public events on his schedule today, yesterday he hid out, the rambling Benzoed stupor you saw him in Tuesday has been his base line for years. His staff & kids have done a great job of hiding his decades of addiction with an able assist from NBC & Mark Burnett.

I too had been critical of sell out bro comics taking money from a murderous thug and state sponsor of terrorism and brutal human rights oppression until I heard they ‘got a f*cking Chili’s over here’ where do I sign up, MBS?

Had the honor of meeting Jane Goodall once backstage at Global Citizen, she had a glow as I believe I captured in this pic. What a blessing she shared it with the world.🙏

I would have assumed MBS’ first choice in headliners for his comedy festival would have been Dana Carvey.

Saudia Arabia & Jared Kushner just purchased gaming giant EA for 55 billion, this follows the acquisition of a couple dozen ‘gamer type’ comics.

“The U.S.A. will soon be viewed by much of the world as not only an anti-democratic aggressor but as the largest purveyor of the myopic, misinformed views and intellectual laziness that is killing our planet. We live in an age of absolute unaccountability when it comes to the Trump administration.”

Looking forward to the Ezra Klein think piece on why Bari Weiss taking over CBS News is a good lesson for Democrats. Speaking of Beardos.

When we had to stop tapings on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ so Trump could have his Depends changed we called it a ‘shitdown’ perhaps we should do the same when he shuts down our government.

“The U.S.A. will soon be viewed by much of the world as not only an anti-democratic aggressor but as the largest purveyor of the myopic, misinformed views and intellectual laziness that is killing our planet. We live in an age of absolute unaccountability when it comes to the Trump administration.”

“It’s no accident that after his post authorizing the ‘Secretary of War’ to use ‘Full Force’ against an imaginary organization the right like to call ‘Antifa’, he tweeted out a cartoon of himself firing Powell.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

Hegseth was like, ‘hey do what you gotta do, disregard the Geneva Convention, rules of engagement. Break sh*t & kill people & if you abuse & assault your fellow service members we won’t hold it against you’ And then Trump was like, ‘you should practice all that in Blue cities’

Hegseth’s was like a guy they bring in to hype up employees at a corporate convention in Dubuque, ‘You’re not just Mary Kay Cosmetics reps you’re murderers! Get out there & destroy!!’ Also, can anyone give me a ride to Chili’s later, my car has one of those breathalyzer things’.

“It’s no accident that after his post authorizing the ‘Secretary of War’ to use ‘Full Force’ against an imaginary organization the right like to call ‘Antifa’, he tweeted out a cartoon of himself firing Powell.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

Every time I hear a MAGA bro country song it’s ‘cold beer and a Saturday night, full moon and her jeans were tight’ and then I visit and it’s ‘open lesions, smoking meth from a can, back seat of a rusty sedan, state takes the kids away, lost the trailer cause we couldn’t pay..’

Guess it was the ‘highest male standard’ on display in Chicago when more than a half dozen ‘ Brave ICE officers’ couldn’t catch a single dude on his bicycle ten feet away, my man even went back for his phone. As a former bike messenger it made me proud as did the ‘F*ck Trump!’.

When Hegseth went on his ‘fat troops & fat generals’ rant did he think about the BF% of an average Trump rally? Or has he ever seen the dude he was opening for? Donnie Meatloaf wears a ‘fn’ girdle.

I’ve known Trump long enough to know he always foreshadows his next moves, they start as a tease to soften the ground so to speak, get folks acclimated with the unthinkable. Bringing up Canada as the 51st state in a room filled with U.S military top brass is no accident.

Is it too late to get Trump a slot at the Riyadh Comedy Festival? He’s killing harder than MBS & Kushner on Whatsapp.

If I was writing a script I would have one brave general stand up right now and address his fellows and say ‘are we gonna stand for this or are we gonna stop this rambling m*therfucker for the sake of democracy itself right the f*ck now?’

Trump’s just rambling, it’s the same stupid litany of resentments and self-aggrandizing BS he would slur thru in the Biscayne Ballroom of the Ft Meyers Marriot addressing a local gathering of MAGA fundraisers on his way to the golf course. Embarrassed for our generals & country.

‘Secretary Dry Drunk’ is giving the generals the ‘coffee is for closers’ speech, ‘second prize is a set of steak knives’ third prize….resign. F*ck him.

‘Generals gather in their masses, just to listen to couple of asses/MAGA minds that plot destruction/hope the top brass remembers their function’

Just heard about Youtube paying Trump 24.5 million to settle. Guess where you can no longer watch the ‘Noel Casler Podcast’. You can view it commercial free on Patreon moving forward, I’ll lift the ‘members only’ paywall and make it available free. www.patreon.com/posts/139517...

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“Trump knows if he can control the Federal Reserve he can wield the power to print money. He can reward those who play along with his burgeoning criminal enterprise and debank those who stand up to him or fund the political parties and organizations that oppose him.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasler

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“I firmly believe firing Fed Chair Jerome Powell will be the last stop on the autocratic autobahn we’ve all been barreling down these last nine months, with a drug-addled madman behind the wheel.” @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social is always right🙁

Always a great read from @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social This one is really important. Thanks Noel 🙏 In Solidarity friends 🙏🇨🇦

“Trump knows if he can control the Federal Reserve he can wield the power to print money. He can reward those who play along with his burgeoning criminal enterprise and debank those who stand up to him or fund the political parties and organizations that oppose him.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasler

Poor choice of emoji, algorithm that only cares about reaching into your prefrontal cortex and stealing your attention for clicks and to make some DB tech bros another few billion. ;)

New ‘Noel’s Notes’ out now, link to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

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If golfers wrap themselves in American flags at the first tee of the Ryder Cup shouldn’t we call it the Old Glory Hole.

I was on my way home from the doctor's & much to my delight, the newest @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social podcast was available. I wanted to cry because I felt like an old friend showed up at my door with comforting words. I didn't feel so alone I took his advice & went home & created I feel better

The folks who couldn’t shut up about the ‘Biden Crime Family’ and Hunter profiting from proximity to power sure are quiet about Kai Trump launching a merch line &wearing her swag standing next to the President at the White House and aboard Marine One as she heads to the Ryder Cup with Grandpa Pedo.

“Trump was never at a loss to find lowlifes willing to protect his lascivious ways. Now he has a ‘Secretary of War’ and lackeys at both DOJ and F.B.I.,not to mention almost hero-like worship at the state and local level of law enforcement.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...

We had a damn good run, USA!

Can we just put politics aside for a minute and thank the good Lord above that Trump & Melania had their supple and tiny hands on the railing when that deadly and demonic UN escalator came to a gentle stop before it even began to ascend? substack.com/@noelcasler/...