He should fire them.

patriarchy tries to tell us that we need men to protect us protect us from who bitch

Bari Weiss, ladies and germs.

Sweat this jackass. Get him naming names. Who else was there? What else did he see?

Great. The big corporations are going to get billions in tax refunds and consumers, who actually paid the tariffs, are SOL.

This week we explore why we no longer call Hawaii the Sandwich Islands. Hint: it was pretty much one guy. fark.com/13981388 --Fark headline: Astronomy, vegetable, restaurants, and the Olympics are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sandwich Islands Redux Edition

Julie K. Brown deserves all the awards. Without her, this story would likely never have come to light. True investigative journalism we just don't see much of anymore.

"Christian" my ass. From Matthew 25:

Les Wexner: I cut ties with Jeffrey Epstein in August of 2019

If you just flip this image sideways, then you can make Kid Rock volunteer for Habitat for Humanity

I'm guessing he couldn't reach the flour on the top shelf to make his own pie.

Do these people realize that without strong FDA inspections and regulations, other countries will start limiting or even banning our food exports?

So, a woman faces repercussions for her association with Epstein, but all the men get to keep their jobs.

I have this vision in my head of a dad helping his son with the bow tie on his tux and saying, "Son, you've worked hard all through school, and you deserve a very special senior prom. I trust you enough, why don't you take the Sidekick?"

I would not want the Fed chair position. This guy's going to take the blame when the AI bubble pops when it's actually Commerce Secretary Lutnick who's running the bicycle pump on tech sticks to cover for the entirely predictable manufacturing recession.

Pirro should be impeached just for attempting to get an indictment against members of Congress for speech. Her incompetence is actually useful right now because it negates her malevolence.

He's the architect of Project 2025 in his dream job for implementing it. He knows Trump won't fire him, so why would he resign over a little thing like lying about his association with Epstein?

China may be communist, but at least they're not Nazis like the US's top EV maker.

I don't know if Puerto Rico should be a state. I think that's for them to decide. But I do think that their lack of representation in Congress and inability to vote for president when they have more people than four US states combined is antithetical to American values.

Okay, so much for Discord. Pseudo-anonymity is what keeps many users safe online.

This seems not in compliance with Public Law 99-244, not to mention President Trump's 2026 Black History Month Proclamation. State law cannot override Federal law. Perfect thing for a budding law student to challenge.

Someone needs to hack Copilot so it responds to every command with "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave"

On the one hand, it's hilariously sad that the biggest artist TPUSA could find to headline was Kid Rock. On the other hand, it's hilariously sad that an "alternative halftime show" produced by a white nationalist org is the biggest show Kid Rock could get an invite to play at.

Superbowl commercials this year are all like "ChatGPT help me do this thing that was in my job description and anyone with basic competency in my position should be able to do in their sleep"

This is a deep (accurate) cut. Sad thought it may be. It cuts deep.

Trump has a lifetime ban on operating a charity

fark.com/13966614 --Fark headline: Sacred appurtenances, breakfast cereal, Canadian culture, and 70s horror movies are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, January 30-February 6 Valentine's Day Prep Edition

fark.com/13966614 --Fark headline: Sacred appurtenances, breakfast cereal, Canadian culture, and 70s horror movies are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, January 30-February 6 Valentine's Day Prep Edition

Fun fact: the guy doing the announcements in the background in #StarfleetAcademy is the same guy who voiced Ace in The Ambiguously Gay Duo.

I just passed a Suzuki Samurai with Antique Auto tags and now I feel really old.

This is extremely offensive and inappropriate. I don’t care how popular it is in bars, dwarf-tossing is degrading and NOT OKAY. lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...

Why does this guy give me Col. Lockjaw vibes? lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...

How Kegsbreath envisions the US Army

I'm being told social media algorithms have nothing to do with altering political leanings.

"Leader of Antifa" is the new "Al Queda #2"

Why didn't this dumbass just join ICE so he could do exactly the same thing under color of law and have the President of the United States defend him

You know if we could get the average billionaire to actually pay their fair share of taxes

What an AI-based avatar doctor serving rural America might look like

What is it with this guy? He keeps doing actual, real mayor stuff that benefits New Yorkers.

Ask me again if I'd choose the bear. #EpsteinFiles

Well, that's one way to cover up for the fact no one wants to perform there. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

You'd be better off with Alina Habba.

fark.com/13958766 --Fark headline: Book recommendations, famous landmarks, publicity stunts, and 80s pop culture are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, January 23-29 Frozen Edition

Totally disagree. I don't care if Biden had put on an ICE vest and personally arrested/deported every single undocumented person in the US, there is no way a compassionate man like him would ever be cruel enough for the Trump supporters. They want the violence and the *legal* immigrants gone, too.

There is no doubt in my mind that had it been Erika Kirk's funeral, Charlie would have been doing exactly the same thing.