This is hilarious

Meh. Whatever.

I think forcing it down people's throats was a mistake. Like "teach this thing your job so we can fire you." They should have said "here's a new tool, use it if you want" and let people figure out how to make their jobs easier and take on more work. fortune.com/2026/05/22/m...

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I don't think people are talking about the fact that him making this promise to his idiot supporters is going to make them think they are owed this money, and they're going to be even more hostile to anyone who stands in their way of receiving it. He wins whether they get the money or not.

OMG! He looks white! Nobody vote for him and let the Republicans win AGAIN!

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So they're like, lizard people for reals?

Praise be, Patriots.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this is where at least some of Gautam Adani's $10 billion bri- er, "investment in America" is going.

"He's making government work for the people instead of the billionaires, and we can't have that."

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Back up 100 years and substitute "coal" and you'll see how silly this sounds.

Just substitute "illegal aliens" with "billionaires" and this will start to make actual sense.

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"No one can know that well-made and reliable electric cars with consumer-friendly features actually exist. We must protect the oil barons at all costs."

Will someone, anyone, please start briefing the Speaker of the House on current events? This is getting embarrassing.

I don't know what she's the senior project manager of but I don't think it's a product I want

Can we say Reagan's Star Wars 2.0?

"Give me what I want or my people will suffer even more" isn't quite the flex he thinks it is.

I think Dr. Oz might have a point. I could use a little babying myself. Someone to bring me a juice box and cookies, or take me to the zoo.

When people had to actually play synths instead of letting a computer do it for them. Oh, and keytars.

Learning about the knock-on effects global supply chains was more fun when it was a big stuck boat that was causing the problems.

People who say things like this are either unaware of just how much refinery infrastructure has been damaged so far and will take years to rebuild, or they're counting on the viewers to not know this.

Ignoring the will of the courts is nowhere near as dangerous to democracy as ignoring the will of the voters.

If you don't know, go look up exactly what the first books siezed for burning were about. The date was May 6, 1933. These books were burned 2 days later.

LOL the Constitution is unconstitutional How are these morons in such powerful positions?

I think a Congressional committee needs to interview this guy's 5th grade Earth Science teacher about why he or she gave this guy a passing grade.

Hot dogs and bologna are actually the exact same thing, just a different shape

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This is like when Mitt Romney was at Papa John's sprawling estate with his private golf course and said "Everyone should live like this!" There is not enough arable land in the United States for 10% of the population to live on an estate that size. There's not enough money for everyone to be rich

The man thinks we live in an MC Escher lithograph.

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We've switched the usual auto racing fan dogwhistles for a 10-piece brass band. Let's see if anyone notices.

Kids are still stuck with unflavored vapes.

So basically "We're going to install folks with monetary policy so bad it will drive any actual economist insane."

Yes, because people having to put gas on their credit cards is a sure sign of a great economy.

The only people in hearing from about "nationalizing the elections" are Republicans. As to the rest, I'm curious why he has a problem with mail-in voting, automatic voter registration, and giving people who pay taxes representation in their government.

There are so many things we could be teaching kids that would better prepare for them for the world ahead than how to use crappy chatbots. But those things don't have lobbyists.

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