I love the smell of coffee and narcissistic decompensation in the morning.

The best time for Bondi and Patel to resign was ... well, they never should have taken their jobs, no matter how corrupt and evil they are, cuz the risk with Trump was never worth it. The second best time is today.

Well, well, well. Weird how two supposed hoaxes have mountains of evidence to support them separately and now together.

Please ask a Republican near you what trump was doing for “hours” with an underage rape victim at Epstein’s house?

The dog avoided barking by having Jeffrey Epstein killed. #PedophilePresident

So what's the GOP strategy to block/delay release of the files after tomorrow's swearing in?

If you need to beg "leaders" to fight for you, they are not leaders. @schumer.senate.gov

Chuck Schumer. To the curb. Now, before it's too late. #OnlyFighters

Chuck Schumer is playing 4-dimensional surrender monkey. @schumer.senate.gov

I feel betrayed. I am livid. I don't consider @schumer.senate.gov to be on my side -- the side of American democracy and those willing to do what's necessary to stop the fascist movement, no matter the personal sacrifice. Step down and GTFO of the way. The surrendering 8 are dead to me. Cowards.

Schumer's response:

PLEASE WATCH. BLOCKBUSTER STUFF.

DON'T CAVE @schumer.senate.gov @booker.senate.gov @cortezmasto.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @hassan.senate.gov @senangusking.bsky.social @ossoff.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov @markwarner.bsky.social

@cnn.com with the most chickenshit headline I've seen in a long time. "Appearing" to close his eyes? Lol. NO, his eyes are plainly closed, for many minutes. If you want hedge by saying his eyes were closed and he was "appearing to sleep" that would be a more appropriate hedge, albeit still scared.

Gut reaction: What'd otherwise be a technically sound *procedural* ruling in almost every other context may be unsound in the almost unique context of delay likely to cause a true, immediate emergency for millions of people. That Justice Jackson issued it gives me pause, but that's where I'm at rn.

Trump on SNAP: “Our country has to remain very liquid because of problems, catastrophes, wars… We have to remain liquid. We can’t give everything away.” REMINDER: Trump just have $40 billion away to Argentina.

Trump: A leader for all times.

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@blueresister.bsky.social @jen.sheshed.rocks @putmygamefaceon.bsky.social @authorstuartmiller.bsky.social @lakerpatrick.bsky.social @erosen1.bsky.social @danbenbow.bsky.social @jbminatra.bsky.social @baron333.bsky.social @garythoren.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social 💙🌊🔄😪😳

In any other timeline, this charlatan would be roasted by the media for such an intentional, blatant lie that anybody competent in basic math would easily recognize doesn't pass the smell test and after a quick back-of-the-napkin would know is truly preposterous.

Must read about Trump's thugs, their dishonesty and reprehensible, unlawful, violent actions. Judge Ellis fully gets it and is doing the right thing here. 👏

Explain a film plot badly: A bad egg leads to the death of everyone except the cat lady and her cat.

Every word of this. 💪

1/X For a wide variety of reasons, I don't post anything about my job or employer, but I have a poignant anecdote to share so I'm making an exception today. Despite limited resources, we're in a position to provide direct assistance to SNAP recipients now facing greater food insecurity.

Yo, actual & potential Tesla customers: If you buy a Tesla, you're supporting fascism in America. No bullshit about you love your Tesla but oppose it's CEO or controlling shareholder. Your purchase of a Tesla funds Musk, and Musk funds fascism. Sell your swastikar. #TeslaTakedown #BoycottTesla

Happy Hump Day to all who celebrate!

Pam Bondi gonna be in next level (even for her) insane, stark raving mad bitch mode next 24-48 hours, cuz Trump's gonna insist on grandiose DOJ statements about election fraud investigations.

Hey MAGA, About that alleged mandate...

Given that the owner of X has described empathy as "the fundamental weakness of Western civilation" (and no wonder he was in Epstein/Maxwell's orbit), I'm guessing this is being suppressed +/or spun by the algorithm over on the hellscape? Yes?

Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender. Copy and quote-post with the name of the song. "Sail" by AWOLNATION

Since they're doing Confederate statues, just wondering how long til the administration tries to force Penn St. to resurrect the Joe Paterno statue. #PedoPresident

As a Yankee fan (with Giants as my NL team), I just want to say to the Dodgers and Blue Jays -- well played, guys. I'm sorry one of you had to win.

Wake TF up, America!

One of the many reasons why authoritarianism is a disaster not only from a basic rights standpoint but also an economic one.🤬🤬🤬

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."

If the creature hadn't been born into wealth and inherited $400 million and daddy's criminal network, he'd be long dead by now. After a lifetime of needing every conceivable form of assistance from the federal and state(s) government. The creature would've been everything he loathes today. Irony's 💀

Fuk, here we are. 🤬

Is it probable that Trump/Miller see opportunity in 10s of millions of people going hungry cuz SNAP cuts, having their budgets blown by exploding healthcare premiums & job cuts? 💯 Desperate people in desperate times may start doing desperate things. It'll be used as an excuse. Just watch.

Change one letter. Ruin a candy. FUP DIP

Lmao Florida State www.sfgate.com/collegesport...

He did it to girls and women. Did anybody think he wouldn't do it to a building? #EightySixFortySeven

Grandpa Shitzhispants thinks Darth Vader is a hero.

Many people know about the pageants. Some know about the modeling agency. Few know about the escort service. web.archive.org/web/20150816...

DJT has ALWAYS been corrupt to his very core‼️Hard to believe how many people can’t see it‼️

Putin owns Trump. youtube.com/shorts/e80rX...

Looks like an extremely crude and childish, but extremely effective, ad for the 25th Amendment.

Vegas T minus 1 hour...

Mood youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ?...