Send ICE agents to Iran. They already have the outfits.

"Our plan was so successful, it ruined our plan."

Democrats denouncing this gratuitous, distractive war with Iran are not "siding with Iran;" they are siding with sanity and the Constitution.

Harrison Ford's Actor Awards Lifetime Achievement acceptance speech was beautiful. If he wrote it, he should be getting writing awards.

There are a few things that contribute less value to our world than Polymarket. #ParasiticOpportunism.

This is Benjamin Netanyahu's son Yair. While working class American service people are dying in the gratuitous war his father and Donald Trump started, Yair is poolside in Miami chilling. No word on where Donald Trump's children were, just that they were 100% *not* wearing a uniform.

Three United States service people have been killed (so far). The death count for the Epstein Coverup keeps growing.

America Christian Nationalists woke up this morning pondering, "Who Would Jesus Bomb?"

Madeline Khan was a treasure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVtT...

Will there be anything more stupid than Donald Trump wanting credit for stopping wars he started?

If Iran tried to interfere with the 2020 election, why is Donald bombing them instead of pardoning all of them?

I guess we now know why Saudi Arabia and Qatar, Iran's two biggest regional rivals, bribed Trump and his family with a 747 jet, golf development deals, and billions of dollars of investments.

Donald Trump has launched more military attacks at more countries than any other president this century. An yet, the simple-minded fool is *obsessed* with getting a shiny Peace Prize.

Donald Trump took the United States to war today, killing Iranian school children and risking the lives of people in America's military. He is currently yucking it up at a fundraiser. He's a shallow, glib person without any regard for the serious consequences of his lies, scams, and incompetence.

Wars are something Donald Trump is too cowardly to join and too stupid to stop.

PETE HEGSETH: "So what are we going to call this bad ass operation against Iran?" AIDE: "Operation Epstein Diversion?" PETE HEGSETH: "Operation Ep-- That gives me an idea. How about Operation Ep . . . ic Fury? How cool does that make warrior dudes in the Depo of War sound? Let's do shots, bros!""

Donald Trump didn't like President Clinton being deposed, fearing the precedent it set for his future. So today he assassinated the leader of a country. Is Donald simply too stupid to have considered *that* precedent?

If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.

As renown philosopher George W. Bush once sagely opined: "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says 'Fool me once, shame on . . . shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again'"

If Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu *really* wanted to destroy Iran, they would volunteer to take turns being its ruler.

More like "Operation Epstein Fury."

When you start an illegal war to distract from the other illegal things you've done.

Donald is now killing kids to distract from his raping them.

"THE PEACE PRESIDENT"

The lies these shameless, dishonest assholes told us about how voting for Donald Trump would be voting for no new wars. Well, we are now in a new war with Iran—just to distract from Trump's pedophilia.

Hillary Clinton never even met Jeffrey Epstein, but was forced to testify about him. #CoverUp

Im no fan of Iran (an awful regime ruling over mainly lovely people) but it is less of a threat to world peace right now than the United States and Israel.

Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu are two lawless criminals who will kill civilians to distract from their own corruption.

“We must start a war with them to prevent the war they will start with us!”

The stupid Republicans in Congress today set a precedent: It will now be OK for Democrats, when they take back control, to haul ex-president Trump into the chamber to testify under oath about his many crimes.

NARRATOR: "But, in fairness, God was almost never happy. And he had tricked Eve into defying him by making sure she couldn't tell good from evil until *after* she disobeyed him and ate the from the 'Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil.' Gotcha, girl! Now, you're evicted!"

This is hilarious that Bari Weiss is being *rewarded* for tanking CBS's news ratings. "Go fascist, turn your rating to ashes."

“You can bring down the cost of your groceries if you start buying cheap foods you don’t like. Or eating whales and bears you find during the day!” RFK Jr can always be counted on to bring the stupidity.

Hillary Clinton never even met Jeffrey Epstein, but was forced to testify about him. #CoverUp

If Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton, who were NOT mentioned over a million times in the Epstein files, can testify before Congress about Jeffrey Epstein, then so can Donald J. Trump, who was.

Dear BlueSky: Melania Trump is a sex worker. So, of course, the pictures advertising her services are going to be sexually suggestive. She would be more incompetent than her senile husband if they weren't. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The First Lady on the LEFT never even met Jeffrey Epstein. The First Lady on the RIGHT had a sexual relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and knew him even before Donald Trump met him. So which First Lady do you think Republicans called today to talk about Jeffrey Epstein . . .

People acting like CBS in 2026 bending a knee to Trump is new forget that CBS in the ‘60s canceled “The Smothers Brothers” because Nixon didn’t like their criticism of the Vietnam War.

Has anyone checked the Capitol? Is Donald still incoherently wheezing words?

I hope someone gets these stats to Donald. They will drive him crazy. (Well, crazier.) Donald Trump’s State of the Union this week drew an audience of 28 million television viewers. Joe Biden’s 2024 State of the Union drew an audience of 32.2 million viewers.

One nifty trick I learned from Pete Hegseth is that there will be no repercussions for murdering people in boats if you simply call them, without any evidence, “narco-terrorists.”

A reminder that white nationalism isn't just abhorrent, it's stupid.

“My poll numbers are going through the roof! Sixty-eight percent! An amazingly high number. Nobody has ever seen anything like it.”

Ratings-obsessed Donald is panicking over the growing boycott of his State of the Union speech.

A sociopath stuck in the fifth grade:

Boycott the State of the Union tonight. Donald doesn't care about any of us, but he *does* care about ratings.

BREAKING Former ICE agent: On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.

Don't watch The State of the Union tomorrow. Donald cares more about his ratings than whether Barron gets leukemia.

In fairness to Trash Patel, he is far less dangerous to the United States when he’s on a drunken boondoggle than when he’s pretending to do his job.

Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”