Sitting my son down to talk about Burt's Bees

“learn to read darth” they said “you will see amazing things” they said

Happy Canada Day! 🇨🇦 (Thanks @brittlestar.com for the t-shirt!)

Trump: "They put in algae! Who the hell puts in algae?"

DEAD WEIGHT is reviewed in Locus Magazine! 😱 "We know something awful, horrific and bloody is going to happen. The best authors are able to sustain that tension, to keep that penny teetering for a prolonged period until it abruptly falls, leaving us breathless. Knútsdóttir is that sort of writer."

this countrys fetish for punishing those we decide are unworthy of help at the expense of all of us is so completely bat shit

Two years ago, my colleagues and I were sued by Stephen Miller's America First Legal. The Hines v Stamos case — built atop a number of false allegations — was a central element of the "censorship industrial complex" myth. Today, that case was dismissed (by a Trump judge in LA). We won.

#PoppyPic (someone turned 4 today! 🎂🎁)

weird how republican lawmakers never seem to read the news

C-SPAN: I'm sure you're aware of the article about Trump's income soaring on crypto venture windfalls. The president reported more than $1.5b in 2025. Will Congress be looking into that at all? REP. MARK ALFORD: Uh, I have not read that article. I am not personally involved in any crypto trading

Trump is now talking about his Washington construction projects *more often* than topics like wages and health care He invoked his DC building projects on nearly 80% of days in June analysis with @ence.bsky.social and Lydia Sidhom

Look what’s swimming back for a limited time! Donors who give at least $65.13 through the link in this post will get their paws on the shirt as a thank-you gift. mbayaq.co/4vDTCkE.

Donald Trump is a very stupid fucking person who genuinely has no idea how anything works and the U.S. press should never be allowed to live down their failure in communicating this mercilessly and clearly to the U.S. public

It's a retrofitted Boeing 747, so the US did, in fact, build it

fine i will do it i will eat the 500 year old freeze dried potato

@darthbluesky.bsky.social www.livescience.com/archaeology/...

ME: So they made this musical about you, and it was a huge hit, but it was also kinda the death knell of American democracy? A sort of hip-hop threnody for the Republic. Oh wait, you don't know about rap! It's this-- RESURRECTED ALEXANDER HAMILTON: {not looking up from his kalshi trades} Yeah great

nobody hates america more than these people

one bite of a cheesy gordita crunch would have killed the Framers

No more pride everybody. July is low self esteem month! You got your buckets of ice cream & trashy shows to watch? Get some good wallowing in & make sure you really get convinced you're not good enough this month.

safety first!

"modern situations that were unknown or unanticipated by the Constitution’s Framers" i can think of some other examples brett

opening a french bakery is notoriously painful

"The states and federal government accused Cal-Maine Foods, Versova and Hickman’s Egg Ranch of a behind-the-scenes arrangement to “artificially inflate the daily price quotations for eggs” between June 2022 and March 2025" so basically most of the biden presidency how weird

Six runs for the six colors on the original pride flag. A touching tribute by Landen Roupp on the final day of pride month.

The most important divide in the Democratic Party today is between those who think Trump is a temporary aberration within the GOP and those who understand that Trump is the best version of what the GOP will be for the rest of our lives and into the foreseeable future.

Being American has little to do with how long your family has been in America. JD Vance disagrees, but, then, 1 in 6 immigrants have been here longer than him. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...

I apologize for almost knocking over the television in my excitement. In my defense it should be tethered, what if we get an earthquake

I am certain absolutely no money or stock was exchanged to facilitate this reversal

I have just 1 day left to make the rest of rent! I need to sell at least 5 framed pieces (or the equivalent, like 10 prints) to have the rest of it. New work in the store & lots of specials in this feed. Thank you for looking! <3

In progress: "self (shut your filthy mouth)", graphite on paper, 6x10" #art #wip

Sean Davis is the most distinguished representative of the right-wing dudes who embrace Daddy Trump because they feel scared and small. Someone laughed at him once because he didn’t know what “adios” meant so he is reconstituting the Wehrmacht.

airbud and wishbone

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

the most important part of being online is going offline

wait "rod" are his initials???? like "jeb"????? or "GNU"??????

Postprandial lap-top purring session, with eye-contact

About 5 hours today. Probably 1 more day left.

My theory on this is American capitalism has become so bad that many more people have been convinced the way out is becoming a successful influencer, aggressively monetizing stuff that used to be blog posts or hobbies, and more likely to accuse other people of plagiarism or copyright infringement.

This musician has her priorities right.

WATCH: “It’s hard to explain just how unhinged and racist that position is. But let me try,” says Chris Hayes on the Trump administration’s case against birthright citizenship. Constitutional scholar and advocate Sherrilyn Ifill joins to discuss the Supreme Court’s decision.

thanks so much to everyone who has got back to me, but id love to hear from more! if you're lying to your boss, passing human work off as AI, telling clients you won't be using it, i'd love to know!

these two creeps will be first in line to inspect childrens genitals

i thought carl was joking about the celebration coins

“.. He also reported earning $636 million in royalties from Celebration Coins.” @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

was reginald barclay in the a-team

Arnold Schwarzenegger really said "Ice to meet you" as Mr. Freeze in "Batman and Robin," and no one said anything. And people wonder why we are where we are today.

NEW from me: Americans are set to lose nearly $250B gambling this year—a record high, up more than 60% since 2019—and that's before counting unofficial betting via prediction markets or crypto Can anything stop America's gambling boom? 🧵