EVERYONE!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE MY LITTLE GIRL IS!!!

Killing the world’s richest man by rapidly spiking his cortisol with cooler and cooler film casting choices

They told me this was a dog @darthbluesky.bsky.social

#uglydogs @itsjustbeej.bsky.social Trazyn, a 2-yr-old, blue merle Aussie needs help. Due to unforeseen circumstances, his family needs to rehome him as soon as possible. If anyone has connections with a NC Aussie rescue organization or if anyone could take him, even temporarily, please reach out.

james lipton IS shia labeouf IN curtis sliwa: renegade angel

'the jerry cup'

I guess here's a Bluesky Friday night prompt: if there was a <your last name> Cup, what would it be for?

why are the padres and mariners part of rivalry weekend

It is insane that person who is funding the world’s white supremacist movement & is daily spewing racism, who killed 100,000’s last year by yanking USAID without warning, is regularly discussed in Corporate Media as an industrialist, without any mention of the white supremacism or mass murder.

Why is Marcel sniffing a line up of cat food cans? Because today is his FIRST BIRTHDAY so we went out and got a bunch of adult foods and let him pick a can. 🥳

The right wing freakout about The Odyssey is kind of amazing. Now they're all mad that Odysseus doesn't go snorkeling off a yacht.

New — I spoke to parents whose kids are former patients of NYU Langone's trans youth health care program about the Texas criminal subpoena for their private health records. "I was furious. I was in disbelief. I was scared for my child's well-being." Read my full report:

It would be hard to find a President more stupid and blatantly racist.

This absolute goober continues to try to be a lap dog but since it stops him from scratching I'll allow it. His back legs are in real bad shape, but we're slowly helping him build back full strength. As he gets better we're realizing more long term stuff he has to work through, but he's got this!

So we're ~$300 in the hole after taking him back to the vet. We can manage, we signed up for this and knew what it would take, but it is a tiny bit stressful as I'm about to head into 7 weeks of little work in June-July If you're able to help/share it would mean the world Paypal/Venmo: kfoleyfl

why is he so pink tho

My man looks like he directed an arthouse biopic about the Pillsbury Doughboy.

when the waiter asks whether u want salad or fries

Zagros may have resting serious face, but he absolutely has no serious thoughts Zagros | Male | 11 years | 11 lbs

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quick, everyone has a fifteen minute window to enjoy the neighborhood poodles, who I finally managed to meet today

Hey #pigeonsky can anyone explain this chill ass pigeon party happening in my neighborhood today? They were all straight chillin and spreading their wings and lying down etc, it was extremely cute

the solution here is for everyone to always order both the mash potato with gravy and the french fries this is just potato science

i am not that familiar with case citations but before AI was it considered just a 'whoops sorry' if a brief included completely made up citations to support the case

JUST IN: Abject apology from lawyers for former DHS official Joseph Guy over motion containing fake case citations hallucinated by AI. Jason Greaves of Binnall Law Group says he used Claude Console, asked associate to cite check & failed to check himself www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...

Kash Patel’s go-to firm:

Everybody's a critic

are there canonical examples of where a rebranding made a big positive difference

is this one of those we will hear more in two weeks things

Darth, Luna is only allowing me to post pictures of her upside down if it deletes after 15 minutes (She looks like a terrifying 103 lb shepherd but is actually an extremely wonderful 103 lb marshmallow)

every post is editable for five minutes after posting also every post automatically self destructs fifteen minutes after posting

Some very good news out of a Texas federal court: Alex Jones doesn't have standing to appeal a Bankruptcy court order that placed InfoWars' assets in state receivership, meaning they can be licensed or sold to us. More to come, obviously, but we're almost there.

Derek Thompson is the canonical example of what staying on Twitter does to your brain.

You got any games on your phone?

Trump got absolutely rolled by Xi. He’s afraid of upsetting the Chinese because he’s weak.

This is maybe a quarter mile from my house, just a little pocket of prairie hill country someone forgot to develop. It’s what my neighborhood looked like before it was my neighborhood.

Did you say treat? I need treats. Lots of them.

we should be able to edit other people’s posts as a treat

Every Bluesky post edit should cost a dollar

XBOXNOW

Xbox is now XBOX. Believe it or not, Microsoft appears to be rebranding Xbox www.theverge.com/news/931918/...

oh shit the SD card has video lol

A couple of weeks ago Marc Andreessen posted an extensive "do not hallucinate" type of warding prompt for "AI" on the former Twitter and the Internet responded as you would expect and as it should have, with effusive mockery futurism.com/artificial-i...

I'm Masuke, and I'm 17. Good morning! It's a nice day today. I saw some mosquitoes flying around. I'd better put on some bug spray!

Leo stole this sock. He’s not even attempting to conceal the evidence.

Day 6 of Elon losing it about a Black person being cast in a movie

Maddie’s first Culver’s cheese curd @darthbluesky.bsky.social

"I have cryogenically frozen my penis and filed it down to a fleshy icicle to replace any feminine roundness on my body with a masculine point."