we make little pupcakes for our dogs whenever we make pancakes. we add shredded cheese instead of blueberries for theirs (they like blueberries too, but c’mon, cheese). they’ve learned to expect them, so now they sit in the kitchen and wait their turn ❤️

i know i know but... larry summers, lol

Pro tip: If you bring home chips from El Pollo Loco, dogs will absolutely adore you.

if you've valued the work we've been doing at @boltsmag.org (talk about a small team punching above our weight!), and if you've been worried about the state of media today & want to support us... ... i really can't stress enough how this is the perfect time to take the jump & support us!

I heard you wanted another photo of my very cute dog

the thing that strikes me about this — again, besides it being false — is the venom and disrespect for the people who come here to work and build better lives. they aren’t “servants.”

dogs appreciate waffle mountains

OK, Darth, but if you TEACH a dog to pancake

Panda *is* a pancake.

This is Pancake

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give a dog a pancake

Look, maybe you give a little dog a small pancake

I asked my husband to make a test small turkey to practice for our first time hosting Thanksgiving, and then he made the best baked turkey I've ever had

@darthbluesky.bsky.social should she get her dinner early y or n

The funniest thing about Twitter these days is that right wing dipshits still think their content is being suppressed by some unseen liberal forces. Elon Musk has owned the site for over three years now.

Yup. Still making hot sauce.

He’s getting a lot more comfortable :)

Dieticians wont tell u this but french fries you eat in the car on your way home don’t count as part of the meal

Wow sounds like Matt was the real victim in all this

“Surprise Thursday walkies from your pal Darby? You know it!” 🧵

It's so interesting that in the name of practicality we are urged to avoid any practical action; in the name of redemption we are urged to exonerate people who have shown no interest in redemption; in the name of civility we are urged to overlook the cruelty of those who scorn all civility

Hi, would you like to be overwhelmed with a thousand emotions about an old Disney song, and overalls? @swordsjew.bsky.social is here for you with an exquisite story of searching out new things to wear, and be. flaminghydra.com/issue-442/

Finally fixed the eye that’s been bugging me for a year and a half. Much happier with it now.

WHY ARE YOU PUSHING THIS SO HARD? Pre-orders mean the world. Early pre-orders open new doors for us, and for this book, and will make the whole situation better. If we can debut on the NYT Bestseller list, I will build an Alandra Sky Dreamer token deck and punish myself with math.

It's OMENS OF CHAOS yelling time again! Have you pre-ordered YOUR copy yet?

Last night I took this photo of Lumpy, who actually hates having his picture taken. SO MAD AT CAMERA

Mila is disappointed that I didn’t bring any popcorn to the email readings.

these are not even the files lol

Like this shit: CA voters, 2:1, voted for Prop 50. But Trump DOJ says nope. While 3 GOP states "have not faced federal legal action after revamping district lines following Trump’s call for new maps to expand GOP numbers in the House." apnews.com/article/cali...

Ask him these same questions, every day, for the rest of his miserable life.

Hayes: It’s weird that everyone just stopped applying those two things to the situation we’re in now, where they elected who also is on an accelerated aging schedule. I mean, his nickname for Joe Biden was “Sleepy Joe.” He literally fell asleep at a White House event the other day.

One of the more upsetting things in this is that he wasn't blackmailing them: These men were part of this and protecting him not out of obligation or even particularly out of access, but out of solidarity.

You can disagree and argue as much as you like but the point of evaluating something scientifically is that not every statement should be given equal credence because evidence matters

New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings “Big tech has made their choice” www.404media.co/google-has-c...

I'm attending a workshop hosted by @techpolicypress.bsky.social tomorrow. They invited me to write a "provocation" about the state of technology and democracy right now. I think I wrote something appropriately dark and foreboding. www.techpolicy.press/the-dance-wi...

Reminder: there are no trade deals. Nothing binding was actually signed. 90% of news coverage you saw about “trade deals” was wildly misleading. It’s pretty weird. And it will get weirder as “deals” turn out to be not deals, actually.

The Justice Dept let Matt Gaetz get away with this

Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!

NEW — I spoke to DoorDash about the White House claiming the company's report shows "inflation has been tamed" and whether that's an interpretation one should make. An economist also weighed in, pointing out dictatorships use data obfuscation as a tool, and right now they're "grasping at straws."

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

“A felon whose sentence President Trump commuted in the final hours of his first term was sentenced to 27 months in prison on Monday after being accused of a range of criminal conduct — including physical and sexual assault — since Mr. Trump freed him.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/n...

Sr sosige is deeply committed to wild strawberry season.

i was going to say 'do not listen to medical advice from the fuckin vice president' then remembered who the fuckin secretary of health and social services is

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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret