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hello what did i miss tell me every thing
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Ken Childs
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EVERYONE!!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE MY LITTLE GIRL IS!!!
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Lupita Nihongo
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Killing the world’s richest man by rapidly spiking his cortisol with cooler and cooler film casting choices
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Laura Castañón
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They told me this was a dog
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Carole Czoernie
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#uglydogs
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Trazyn, a 2-yr-old, blue merle Aussie needs help. Due to unforeseen circumstances, his family needs to rehome him as soon as possible. If anyone has connections with a NC Aussie rescue organization or if anyone could take him, even temporarily, please reach out.
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Alan Sepinwall
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muscular baby jeb lund
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james lipton IS shia labeouf IN curtis sliwa: renegade angel
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'the jerry cup'
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Mark Shatraw
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I guess here's a Bluesky Friday night prompt: if there was a <your last name> Cup, what would it be for?
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why are the padres and mariners part of rivalry weekend
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David Rothschild
1 day ago
It is insane that person who is funding the world’s white supremacist movement & is daily spewing racism, who killed 100,000’s last year by yanking USAID without warning, is regularly discussed in Corporate Media as an industrialist, without any mention of the white supremacism or mass murder.
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Cats of Yore
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Why is Marcel sniffing a line up of cat food cans? Because today is his FIRST BIRTHDAY so we went out and got a bunch of adult foods and let him pick a can. 🥳
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Lincoln Michel
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The right wing freakout about The Odyssey is kind of amazing. Now they're all mad that Odysseus doesn't go snorkeling off a yacht.
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Marisa Kabas
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New — I spoke to parents whose kids are former patients of NYU Langone's trans youth health care program about the Texas criminal subpoena for their private health records. "I was furious. I was in disbelief. I was scared for my child's well-being." Read my full report:
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Subpoena of NYU Langone trans youth health records pierces ‘bubble’ of safety for patients & families
The Handbasket spoke to some of those impacted.
https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/subpoena-texas-nyu-langone-trans-youth-health-records
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Mark Thompson
1 day ago
It would be hard to find a President more stupid and blatantly racist.
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Kyle Foley
1 day ago
This absolute goober continues to try to be a lap dog but since it stops him from scratching I'll allow it. His back legs are in real bad shape, but we're slowly helping him build back full strength. As he gets better we're realizing more long term stuff he has to work through, but he's got this!
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Kyle Foley
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So we're ~$300 in the hole after taking him back to the vet. We can manage, we signed up for this and knew what it would take, but it is a tiny bit stressful as I'm about to head into 7 weeks of little work in June-July If you're able to help/share it would mean the world Paypal/Venmo: kfoleyfl
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why is he so pink tho
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Kevin M. Kruse
1 day ago
My man looks like he directed an arthouse biopic about the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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when the waiter asks whether u want salad or fries
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Muttville Senior Dog Rescue
1 day ago
Zagros may have resting serious face, but he absolutely has no serious thoughts Zagros | Male | 11 years | 11 lbs
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Molly Knight
1 day ago
Free Friday newsletter:
open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...
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Would you trade Shohei Ohtani the hitter for Shohei Ohtani the pitcher? Have the Dodgers?
Free Friday newsletter
https://open.substack.com/pub/mollyknight/p/would-you-trade-shohei-ohtani-the?r=7dijz&utm_medium=ios
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Chris
1 day ago
quick, everyone has a fifteen minute window to enjoy the neighborhood poodles, who I finally managed to meet today
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall
1 day ago
Hey
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can anyone explain this chill ass pigeon party happening in my neighborhood today? They were all straight chillin and spreading their wings and lying down etc, it was extremely cute
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the solution here is for everyone to always order both the mash potato with gravy and the french fries this is just potato science
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i am not that familiar with case citations but before AI was it considered just a 'whoops sorry' if a brief included completely made up citations to support the case
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Josh Gerstein
1 day ago
JUST IN: Abject apology from lawyers for former DHS official Joseph Guy over motion containing fake case citations hallucinated by AI. Jason Greaves of Binnall Law Group says he used Claude Console, asked associate to cite check & failed to check himself
www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...
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GuyFlg051526
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/28127917-guyflg051526/
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Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray”
1 day ago
Kash Patel’s go-to firm:
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Brooke
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Everybody's a critic
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are there canonical examples of where a rebranding made a big positive difference
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is this one of those we will hear more in two weeks things
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theoppositeofbatman
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Darth, Luna is only allowing me to post pictures of her upside down if it deletes after 15 minutes (She looks like a terrifying 103 lb shepherd but is actually an extremely wonderful 103 lb marshmallow)
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every post is editable for five minutes after posting also every post automatically self destructs fifteen minutes after posting
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Tim Onion
1 day ago
Some very good news out of a Texas federal court: Alex Jones doesn't have standing to appeal a Bankruptcy court order that placed InfoWars' assets in state receivership, meaning they can be licensed or sold to us. More to come, obviously, but we're almost there.
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Michael Hobbes
1 day ago
Derek Thompson is the canonical example of what staying on Twitter does to your brain.
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Jess Zimmerman
1 day ago
You got any games on your phone?
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Clay Ranck
1 day ago
Trump got absolutely rolled by Xi. He’s afraid of upsetting the Chinese because he’s weak.
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Ana Marie Cox
1 day ago
This is maybe a quarter mile from my house, just a little pocket of prairie hill country someone forgot to develop. It’s what my neighborhood looked like before it was my neighborhood.
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Lauren
1 day ago
Did you say treat? I need treats. Lots of them.
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we should be able to edit other people’s posts as a treat
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Tim Carmody
1 day ago
Every Bluesky post edit should cost a dollar
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XBOXNOW
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Tom Warren
1 day ago
Xbox is now XBOX. Believe it or not, Microsoft appears to be rebranding Xbox
www.theverge.com/news/931918/...
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Xbox is now XBOX
Believe it or not, Microsoft appears to be rebranding Xbox.
https://www.theverge.com/news/931918/microsoft-xbox-rebrand-caps
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vrunt
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oh shit the SD card has video lol
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John Scalzi
1 day ago
A couple of weeks ago Marc Andreessen posted an extensive "do not hallucinate" type of warding prompt for "AI" on the former Twitter and the Internet responded as you would expect and as it should have, with effusive mockery
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩
1 day ago
I'm Masuke, and I'm 17. Good morning! It's a nice day today. I saw some mosquitoes flying around. I'd better put on some bug spray!
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Breaking Mews/Ruff Translations
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Leo stole this sock. He’s not even attempting to conceal the evidence.
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Razzball
1 day ago
Day 6 of Elon losing it about a Black person being cast in a movie
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badgertricia
1 day ago
Maddie’s first Culver’s cheese curd
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Josh Gondelman
1 day ago
"I have cryogenically frozen my penis and filed it down to a fleshy icicle to replace any feminine roundness on my body with a masculine point."
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At Long Last, I Have Maxximized My Looks
“At long last, I am a stone-cold seven, the kind of guy who could win a Jacob Elordi lookalike contest in a farm town with a population of 200.”
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/at-long-last-i-have-maxximized-my-looks
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