what I'm saying is, a red panda should stow away on that rocket

asking this one more time! thank you!

This is how you know a goat loves you. They just wanna hang out next to you and ruminate.

Aren't you just waiting for Guffman, a most perfect Boston Terrier/Chihuahua boy?! Look at this 10-year-old go-go-go, he's an award winner! muttville.org/mutt/guffman...

i made a feed for mayonnaise on pizza bsky.app/profile/did:...

First take out of court: Trump will lose, as he always should have, and the main question is how badly he’ll lose and on what grounds. There is a path for a 9-0 ruling, with Alito (and, to a less clear extent, Thomas) as the sticking points. More to come at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com

@darthbluesky.bsky.social We are happy to announce that it is Empress Penelope’s 15th birthday!

My birthday is tomorrow - it’d mean everything if you made a donation. givebutter.com/fQ1wgZ/bradl... We're nearly two years into HHC 2.0 and, well, the numbers show the work we're doing. We're making more second chances happen than ever, doubling our intake in 2026 through March.

If you're like wait what is going on today, I wrote a whole THING about it

Proposal: I should be allowed to pet the cop dogs at the train station

So what this describes is ethnic cleansing www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

DOG OF WAR: The well-behaved dog patiently waited for his owner while she was buying coffee.

Waffles is also 10 today! @darthbluesky.bsky.social

not sure why this is circulating again but here's a long essay about my failed career 💘

Conservative parents’ advocacy groups are using commercially available artificial intelligence tools to help them flag more books they’ve deemed pornographic to be removed from public schools and libraries (the books aren't actually pornographic) www.404media.co/blockade-the...

Can't believe Sunny is 10 today @darthbluesky.bsky.social We are so lucky to have had so many wonderful years with the best dog

Some (non-April Fool's) personal news. pbump.net

honestly the best course of action for him might be to fully capitulate to iran and simply tell americans that he won. he’s successfully yet obviously lied about literally everything else, why not that too

i cant believe we had to ask experts about this thing that is obvious to anyone who has mastered the concept of object permanence

congratulations jerry

fine i will decide no.

i just kobayashi marued the wordle

Trump couldn’t stay awake in a trial where he was on trial.

Alex Vesia almost gets hit with a broken bat. Could've been real bad.

/Walking away from an overflowing toilet without looking back and putting on sunglasses like a cool action movie guy.

The Museum of Anthropology is an absolute must-visit if you are ever in Vancouver. I have never seen so much indigenous art in one place, and especially not presented in a way that tries to center indigenous voices & history like this museum does. Also: the architecture is stunning.

just a few minutes away from Bret Stephens getting another prediction wrong

Don’t know if you can help in any way but you do have a huge following…someone stole my moms Scottie from her yard today 3 girls on a moped , my mom is 89 and its her best pal can i share this story for you to post ? Thanking you www.wpri.com/video/commun...

And where is MY dinner?

Mentally where I’m at

I’m not sure about this new plumber.

Help us name a little speedster 🐆

Former Trump White House attorney Ty Cobb says Trump’s recent behavior - such as his social media posts on Iran - indicates he is “clearly insane.” youtube.com/live/fcwLojqcg…

What if you lived an incredibly long life, full of interesting, creative work, and all anyone ever wanted to talk about was two weeks of it? Ronald G. Wayne, the third cofounder of Apple, gets a lot of attention for that, but he’s done so much more. tedium.co/2026/03/31/r... new @tedium.co

It’s crunch time for making rent! I need to sell at least 8 framed pieces to have the rest of it. Lots of specials in the feed! Plus, any order will receive my new lab puppy sticker & if it’s over $100, you’ll get an original square painting. Thank you so much for looking & sharing!

That is Donald glover but who cares lol

Good news for people with older iPhones. Patch your stuff.

She is just completely making this up. No such chair exists.

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

Ok it’s actually a great bobblehead

It was just 24 days between when Zuck went on Rogan and talked about how "never again" would he suppress info based on gov't demands (misrepresenting those demands) and when he texted top gov't employee Elon Musk to say "we're all set up to take down info you want removed." I wrote about it here.

CopilotFans

Dodger is happy to see you!

microsoft excel and chill this weekend

www.microsoft.com/en-us/micros... is it good to build an entire economy and software infrastructure on this

Mike Pence got totally owned here: Jewish plaintiffs won a ruling against Indiana's abortion ban, using the law he signed 11 years ago as governor to help evangelicals refuse to cater gay weddings and such. Now similar challenges could win in other red states. We tell the story at @forward.com.

We are being run by the absolute biggest bunch of dumbshits

For those days when I’m not in one of my exhaustive exhausting village explainer moods: Normalize googling words/terms followed by “definition” or “etymology.” Doors of knowledge will hurl themselves open for you, I swear. I even swan.

A little personal update I'm pleased to share. For this Spring term, I'll be lecturing at the University of Virginia School of Law, co-teaching a seminar course titled Transgender History, Recognition, Regulation and Rights. I'm honored to have the opportunity to present this important topic.

in trumps perfect world of impermanence every event he does not have any actual answer for this minute is two to three weeks away