@darthbluesky.bsky.social the kittens have become cats during your hibernation. They’ve been on adult food for a week now.

"You know, the water is better. I'm sorry mom. Still water foraging for me. No I won't be giving my name. It's fine. No. Duckling 7, if you must." 🐣 🪶

Now that everybody's had a shot at the Sunday crossword, I present you the intersection of "DARTH" and "REDPANDA" @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Spring cut, before and after 😍

all mud no regrets squirrels 7 wickson 0

what the heck

Along the lines of the story of the Norwegian woman below, I wrote about a Cato Institute report on how the Trump administration is blazing new trails in fraudulently transferring wealth from its victims.

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

Darth this is mochi and he is perfect

13 years ago today I got Margarita.

Over at the newsletter I wrote about the unholy scourge that is "CEO said a thing!" journalism:

“Our dad is back from two weeks in Finland & we think you deserve pics of Seattle spring walkies to celebrate!” 🧵

Hi, @darth! Welcome back! Our little Nami sends her well wishes, too, though she may be a little involved too involved with her stuffed drummie to tell you herself.

🗣️ aLMOND CROISSAANT BLONDIEEEEE

airbud

What is the best “said the name of the movie out loud in the movie”

jojo does this too except he also sneezes at his toys in frustration

Darth! Meet Babka. She is a fierce hunter.

a very literal couch potato

I was away from the Internet most of the day, here is a compensatory kitten picture to make it up to you

I should do another photoshoot with this toy again, now that @darthbluesky.bsky.social is back from his hibernation

I love his expressions so much

When will my humans come home... #DailyDoggo

I have some urgent news on the Ears front. Is there any chance I’ve been snuggling a bat lo these 5 years?

phew glad we found out the reason for the attack

Four-byline alert: 🚨 “.. A broker for Pete Hegseth, the US defence secretary, attempted to make a big investment in major defence companies in the weeks leading up to the US-Israeli attack on Iran, according to three people familiar with the matter.” www.ft.com/content/744e...

Darth, maybe you can help with this. Why is Maggie crying and yelling at her treat? Do other dogs do this???

now that @darthbluesky.bsky.social is back perhaps he can adjudicate whether this cat is innocent or guilty (don't worry he is drinking water, not coffee)

Tended to some foster dogs: The Professor, Dog Spy, and this impending as yet unnamed chaos agent.

Hello friends! I have a big mutual aid ask to share. We all love a love story, and this is an amazing one. Amy is a dear friend of mine from undergrad, and she is a brilliant researcher and writer who was radicalized during a study abroad in Egypt that turned into living through Arab Spring.

Just got a new raincoat for spring

Yael's post demonstrates something about digital privacy/security that I think a lot of people miss: there is no right answer, just a series of trade-offs. And every person has to make their own decisions avout which trade-offs are worthwhile. blog.yaelwrites.com/options-for-...

Special! A few pretty scenes from a favorite area I used to drive around a lot. All framed, ready to hang. www.sol-exposure.com/product/miss...

cutest duckling chase gif EVER or "don't let it get to the ducklings head?" 🪶 🐣

Oscar and Fiona welcome you back, sir.

spring is here the pups are in full bloom

Thank goodness you’re back, @darthbluesky.bsky.social! Teddy, the newest puppy on the team, desperately needs some gardening advice.

c'mon really?

few people care about this thing that i am taking the time to read, screenshot, and post to tell them not to care

Wrote about Musk losing his "it's antitrust if advertisers don't advertise on X lawsuit."

here’s what was underneath it, consider yourself conquered, banoffee pie

@darthbluesky.bsky.social !!!! I wrote a book about a cat who wants to be famous on the internet! It’s not about you bc you’re not a cat bookshop.org/p/books/pay-...

A helpful thread to revisit with some accounts apparently compromised today! Please do turn on two-factor authentication if you haven't already. You can find the setting here: bsky.app/settings/pri...

Sophie is my first dog (ever), so I take every opportunity to capture fun moments together — even if she clearly had opinions about the photo shoot

Ok Darth they do not have a Yamamoto in Canelo’s size so he tried on an Ohtani and he’s medium lol. So we ordered the Yamamoto in medium lol

We have a very special, very tiny new friend to introduce. 💕 This is Janey.

Darth! I got a new puppy! Meet pepper!

Darth! I have important news!