I'm not hyperventilating YOU'RE hyperventilating ITCH! comes out in EIGHT DAYS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA I feel like I've been waiting forever and a day. Soon, my pretties, SOOOOOONNNN 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜 www.mobiusbooksus.com/itch?rq=itch!

Young women in the UK are rapidly moving to the Left.

Good morning

Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case

second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry

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2025 was mostly garbage, but there were some good moments. One of my favorites was when a family of beavers built a dam in just a few days, saving the Czech Republic 30 million Czech koruna (US$1.2 million) for a wetland restoration project the government had been planning for 7 years. 🦫 🌿

For all that the media has spent years freaking out about what social media does to our brains, I don’t understand why there appears to be little effort to grapple with the fact that these chatbots are, for some not insignificant portion of the population, literally psychosis machines

cc @thelouvreof.bsky.social

I loved this so much, I had to draw it

Wrote a thing: The carnage associated with fossil fuel is why speeding the transition to renewables is good for international stability as well as everything else. Fossil fuel is inseparable from violence, and dependence on it it has created a brutal world order....

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

hey remember climate change? didn't it have something to do with... oil? I'm sure it can wait.

The preteen is having a birthday party in the living room so we are hiding in the teenagers room

Sorry, my bad.

I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why. I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.

Finally!

Moby looking at some snowflakes this morning.

Definitely one of the stranger days to watch the American East Coast wake up to the news Europe woke up to a few hours ago. Hi guys! I’d recommend taking a big swing of coffee before scrolling further.

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French authorities to investigate Grok nude deepfakes www.politico.eu/article/fran...

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Dagur prýddi dag. Ljós gladdi ljós. Sól birti sól. - Úr Krosskvæði (15. öld)

I didn’t really think that this would ever happen but someone took a picture I posted here and ran it through ai to take my clothes off and reposted it and just … please don’t. And still people are surprised when I tell them I don’t like ai.

PS there’s a preorder sale over at Barnes & Noble where you can get 25% off of Dead Weight, which is out in May!

How is your new year going? (PS he’s fine!)

Me and Uggi would like to wish you all a happy new year and thank you for being our friends here on the loveliest place on the internet 2025. I don’t know what 2026 brings, but I do know that we are all in this together and Uggi will continue to do his best to brighten my day and your feed.

Me and Uggi would like to wish you all a happy new year and thank you for being our friends here on the loveliest place on the internet 2025. I don’t know what 2026 brings, but I do know that we are all in this together and Uggi will continue to do his best to brighten my day and your feed.

Just like every year, a friendly PSA: “Feliz ano nuevo” means “happy new anus.” “Feliz año nuevo” means “happy new year.” Wishing folks either one is nice, but make sure you’re using the one you mean.

A New Year's Toast from Patricia Highsmith (and me) 🥂🥂

Nýyrði Hildar í boði jólafrísins 2025: Typpamynd – Kvikmynd sem stenst ekki Bechdel-prófið.

Winners are .... *drumroll* none other than: @jackmmorris.bsky.social @mandalee.bsky.social @karincouvret.bsky.social @nonuniqueindie.bsky.social Congratulations! Copies of The Night Guest bitten by Uggi and signed by me will be making their way to you as soon as the post office opens in 2026

Uggi bit two more books so now we have FOUR BITTEN COPIES TO GIVE AWAY! I took pictures, of course. I’ll select the four winners tonight (Iceland time). Also, happy pub day to paperback Night Guest!

PS there’s a preorder sale over at Barnes & Noble where you can get 25% off of Dead Weight, which is out in May!

Rest in peace you absolute legend of an artist

ok yeah I haven’t yet tried THIS solution to winter seasonal depression, true

Afternoon

And since we’re on the topics of giveaways, Nightfire is giving away a copy of The Night Guest, an ARC of Dead Weight and a Nightfire tote bag over on Instagram! Link in comment.

Uggi bit two more books so now we have FOUR BITTEN COPIES TO GIVE AWAY! I took pictures, of course. I’ll select the four winners tonight (Iceland time). Also, happy pub day to paperback Night Guest!

I’ll be randomly selecting winners for the giveaway tomorrow, so you still have a chance to enter! We currently have TWO copies bitten by Uggi that I’ll be giving away (and also signed by me). We were trying to see if he was interested in biting a couple more, but he wasn’t.

Update: 13 days since I posted this and I still haven’t seen the sun. I wish I were joking but I’m not.

Evening from me and Uggi ❤️ My daughter snapped some photos as we were watching a movie

And since we’re on the topics of giveaways, Nightfire is giving away a copy of The Night Guest, an ARC of Dead Weight and a Nightfire tote bag over on Instagram! Link in comment.

I’ll be randomly selecting winners for the giveaway tomorrow, so you still have a chance to enter! We currently have TWO copies bitten by Uggi that I’ll be giving away (and also signed by me). We were trying to see if he was interested in biting a couple more, but he wasn’t.

Happy to see Dead Weight here with many other excellent books! I’ve read some of them already and I want to read them ALL!

Uggi update: It’s now been 9 days since he was bitten. The swelling on his shoulder has gone down. He uses the leg on and off, sometimes limping on 4 legs and sometimes hopping along on 3. It’s possible that the bicep was torn from the shoulder, which might require surgery, but we’re gonna 1/?

Update: Uggi has bitten another book to add to the giveaway! We are going to see if he feels up to biting a couple more later today.

We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that. We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs. Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.

In these dark days, three things give me hope: 1) Dogs exist. 2) So does general anesthestic. 3) If you can’t stop hiccuping, there’s a nerve in your chest they can cut.

I'm convinced there's a very effective coven operating in Brazil and I want them to come here and do me a favor