Hello! My old friend's wife got very sick while visiting family & is stuck in the hospital far from home. Medical bills are piling up & they need help, if you can spare any $$. Thank you!! gofund.me/ecff4726f

Heard from a local church group supporting impacted communities that Homan will be in MSP for Xmas with a surge of ~3x the current number of agents. Absolute ghoul shit.

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

why they go all the way to jupiter to get stupider when they can just go Online

No, my Christmas shopping isn't done, but I did come up with the palindromic slogan "Pepsi is pep," so I would like Pepsi to give me one million dollars next week, please.

JUST IN: Judge blocks Trump's attempt to strip security clearance from whistleblower lawyer Mark Zaid. Judge Amir Ali (Biden) says the move may violate Constitution's ban on bills of attainder. Doc: ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...

"it's another account of hers" yeah

To all my progressive friends: if you are not acknowledging the ongoing pandemic, if you are not making choices to help mitigate it, then you are not, in fact, fighting the good fight quite as much as you might think you are.

me: oh yeah i had that banger idea before going to sleep last night, let’s take a look at that note you wrote to remember… the note: “bangin body, bonkers brain” me: oh, ok.

“It’s like you’re sitting inside the four walls of your home, and someone is victimizing your child in the next room." A rising number of children are using AI companions regularly. Here's the story of one 11-year-old girl's experience with a generative AI chatbot. Gift link: wapo.st/4scolDU

Liza Minnelli — David Lachapelle, 1989

I was trying to text “no worries” but accidentally typed “mo worries” which is the opposite of what I meant!

me: oh yeah i had that banger idea before going to sleep last night, let’s take a look at that note you wrote to remember… the note: “bangin body, bonkers brain” me: oh, ok.

Me: you wanna have s- Gf: i have a headache Me: sushi? Gf: would you look at that, my headache's all gone. sure, let's get some sushi

Step one: Throw a large rock at your TV

Dear Santa, If you could get everyone to start using Alt Text, that would be great.

ah yes, the traditional dec 23 fireworks

Only Murders on the Mantel

I wish I was at this game. we scored 4 times in the first 15 minutes, they traded out their goalie, then we scored on that guy immediately. it’s also the anniversary of the last time I went to a game pre-Covid with my sister. I miss live hockey at home.

I like all your skeets, even the ones I don't see

there’s a labeler for “toxic posting” but where is the one for “perfect sweetie”

My friend had a son today. I feel compelled to promise the baby, though he wouldn’t understand, that we will work to make the world better for him, and for the next him and for the one after that. I want that to be true. I want to tell him I’m sorry that it is so beautiful here, and so cruel.

Merry Christmas youtu.be/OXyTqFLAVG4?...

elf on the shelf idea- kill him off and spend the rest of the month telling your kids they have to solve his murder

☑️ cookies for Santa ☑️ sugar for the reindeer ☑️ tasteful nudes for the elves

aloof wife fashion trends 2026

At least 46 homes have collapsed as Gaza enters the “Forty-Day Cold Period,” a predictable consequence of Israel’s continued blockade & the deliberate denial of shelter materials. The Government Media Office demanded the immediate, safe entry of humanitarian aid & fuel, & the full implementation...

when the drugs hit at mom and dads house

Thanks to @coffeeeeee.bsky.social for this perfect essay about It’s a Wonderful Life. “It’s a Wonderful Life is, in part, the story of someone becoming, kicking and screaming, against all intentions and desires, a big man. Mary sees the big man in George from the first, because she is a big woman.”

conditions for what where

Momo's spirits are good! Look at him!! I do see all the donations so !! We appreciate it so so much!! We will be leaving the cardiology appt on hold for now but if his heart still looks eh, we will try to book it in the morning. Also, amazing news: he ate, he's vocal, and he bit me!!! ❤️❤️❤️☺️☺️☺️

dating tips

laughing at my jokes is the gateway drug to falling in love with me

got this ink blue baby a few years ago for christmas

No sensible person should use an AI summary to make a determination about anything. But sensible people use Google and are presented with lies as the top results. So.

Absolutely stunning that OpenAI, Anthropic, and Microsoft were able to buy off an entire teachers’ union for just $23 million.

thinking of the fugitive slave act and people who profited from it

a regular watch, holiday or otherwise, in my house growing up was this red Skelton Christmas special. watched it again last year and it was just as lovely. Imogene Coca, Jack Duffy, and Vincent Price guest star

god, this makes me so angry. vaccines are a miracle of the modern age! and people are just... "rip to ur immune system but im different"

10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.

banning goatse? you mean covering the spread?

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday

Don’t cronch me bro

my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)

If I were rich, I’d be like Disabled Santa Claus. Get all my disabled friends the things they wouldn’t normally be able to buy/crowdfund from their wish lists. Stock their fridge and pantries with food they like and can easily prepare. And something fun, because they deserve nice things too.

Statement from Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul:

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

you down to be the falalalala to my lalalala?