If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Yes, I reposted you. But I am not in repost with you.

if we paid for a few weeks of foreign travel for every American we'd have a much more civilized, less hysterical country

Oh also - lawyers aren’t allowed to tell jurors this so i do: “Jury nullification” is a fancy phrase that just means, “This jury decided not to convict and there’s nothing anyone can do about that.” If we think a law is unjust or unjustly enforced, we can just not convict. We don’t need a reason.

In the last month at O’Hare International Airport, federal agents have repeatedly abducted rideshare drivers with legal work permits from their cars and disappeared them to immigration jails or fast-track deportation flights.

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

McConnell orders the government to fully fund SNAP benefits for November immediately via TRO—written order to come. Any motion for a stay is denied. The Court will stand adjourned. Wow.

four more years

Banner coupla days for shitposters I'll tell you what

a man was just found not guilty by jury lollification

Cheney croaked, Zohran won, and sandwich guy is free. All time great week imo.

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I wanna point out that this happen A LOT in this administration

If my personal data is so valuable why can everyone sell it but me?

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it is SO thin-skinned that they auto-hid "rude" posts then labeled almost every cheney post rude

The fuckers got away with it. The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them. They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬

we love jury nullification. we will never support jerry nullification. thank you for your attention to this matter!

ICE CREAMED by SANDWICH! idk all i got for this one

When we say phrenology let's be clear what that means: A way to abstract all prejudices the ruling class holds into a "scientific" justification. The oligarchs want to be able to say "I'm not a bigot, I'm just abiding by the decision of the infallible machine."

Two prosecutors are now going to have to deal with the question, “wait aren’t you the guys who lost the sandwich case?” for the rest of their lives.

It’s so windy my Doughboys hat blew off. Caught it, but then got slapped in the face with a big honkin dead leaf. Thank you for this needed humbling, mother (Nature)

I 100% remember turning this off before, and it turned itself back on. Fuckass @bsky.app

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ai makes things easier only if you have no idea what “things” are or how to do them or

OK no idea if this will look like shit but definitely don’t want yt to be a barrier, here is our 2025 Halloween Haunt!

“The call center is expected to receive and process 6,000 to 7,000 calls per day.” if everyone calls and reports an I.C. Weiner, or Amanda Hugnkiss I bet we could help them with their quota, no problem

Okay, internet, do the thing!

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

Last night was cool. You could hear the Moon breathing.

The wizard is snuggled into his bed, reading a poem about ants. The little cat is curled up above his head, on the pillow.

eating ice cream on hard mode

Are we just gonna let China build the world's horniest computer? - Sam Altman

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burn this shit down

The neighbors can’t believe how much yard work I’ve got done today. The HOA is talking about a drug test.

If you call everyone dude then you don't have to remember anyone's name, dude.

Spreading the word in case this is new info.

and ongoing bit between me and my ex is that our dog is a staunch conservative bc she’s originally from Kentucky now I’m picturing her catatonic in a red beret and it never gets old

bluesky should have a labeler for posts that are jokes

the lunar beave looks so plump tn

Hilarious baseball news clippings from the 1860s.

On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest guy there and challenge him to a spelling bee

The Coziest Generation

If you see this post egg NB: this guy is the same guy in the quotes skeet

“I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian.”