Marco Rubio must be very proud of how well he’s been able to avoid seeing himself in reflective surfaces during the whole #EpsteinWar .

In an #EpsteinWar development that surprised only one [redacted] individual Hezbollah has joined the Iranians and now Israel is bombing Beirut.

Lots of tails wagging lots of dogs this week. Trump clearly wants you to forget there are documents about him missing from the Epstein files. But I devote most of this piece to a quiet phenomenon: federal judges, declaring war on ICE open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

A major objective of #EpsteinWar was killing one 86 year old evil man. US soldiers died, hundreds of Iranian children died, and as far as we can tell we still don’t know what happened to uranium that was “completely obliterated“ last year. For context JD Vance killed an old Pope with a handshake.

I heard an ABC anchor describe the intelligence to kill Iran Supreme leader as “exceptional” or some shit. Just so you know, they killed him in his office compound. Having a meeting. At work.

Oh Chuckles, you only debated college kids because they didn’t spend 100% of their career doing punditry. If you had ever debated MAGA you would know they don’t care about facts.

AYMAN: Can you tell me where Iran killed thousands of Americans in America? ANNA PAULINA LUNA: I said they are responsible for thousands of Americans being killed AYMAN: Where? LUNA: Are you serious right now? AYMAN: It seems like you don't want to have a good faith conversation

Reagan invaded Grenada George HW Bush invaded Iraq George W invaded Afghanistan and Iraq Trump has invaded Venezuela and now Iran Why don't I vote for Republicans? Gee.

I hate it when he talks…

If Russian hypersonic missiles were really a thing, wouldn’t Iran have them, and wouldn’t they be deployed now? The U.S. military industrial complex has very skillfully overhyped opponent capabilities for decades, including Iran’s.

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Join us next week when he starts telling MAGA they have the patriotic duty to keep their gas guzzlers parked and carpool to lower the cost of gas.

Two years ago today I pulled out of Tacoma in this thing and headed for Santa Barbara—after spending four months downsizing. I came here help manage the affairs of an aging uncle, that I found through a DNA test six years prior and had only met once. It's a crazy story but I'm glad I did it!

Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.

I take no credit for this, but I get it! 💥

Why would a leader need to plan what happens after the attack?

Hey kid, would you mind signing for the #EpsteinWar on behalf of Melannie’s giant boy? That Lurch suddenly broke out in cankle spurs. I‘ll give you Big Macs and trophy if you make it back.

Growing up Baron heard the stories from his dads friends, mom and older brothers. It was to be a rite of passage in elitism to go to #EspteinIsland and enjoy what is forbidden to most. Now that ship has sailed. All he can do is watch the #EpsteinWar on TV and PornHub on his phone.

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Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers

Would you be surprised to hear that none of the leading American political reporters are talking about this? They are acting like this never happened. Because it reveals the state of mind of our Commander in Chief. And that’s a taboo subject in America.

Not one.....

LINDSEY GRAHAM: Our goal is to make sure Iran cannot become again the largest state sponsor of terrorism. WELKER: Does the the president have a plan to guarantee that happens? GRAHAM: No. It's not his job.

WELKER: If there is a war powers vote, will you be a yes? SEN. MARK KELLY: Well, I'm gonna have to take a close look at it. I want to hear from the White House what their strategy is going forward. I would say at this point it's rather unlikely that I would be.

Khanna: "Trump said the Iraq War was a disaster. He said Libya was a disaster. He ran bc a big part of the MAGA base did not want another war in the Middle East. They rejected Lindsey Graham, & yet here we have Lindsey Graham being the face of Republican foreign policy. I believe this is a betrayal"

Khanna: "Clinton has set a precedent, a new Clinton rule. That means Trump should do the same -- answer questions -- and Howard Lutnick should do the same. I'm working with a Republican to subpoena Lutnick next week ... someone made allegations against Trump that she was sexually abused as a minor"

Chris Murphy: "We're gonna have Americans dying, and the end result is going to be hard line leadership continues in Iran and we don't get rid of their nuclear program. That's a moral and strategic disaster for the country."

Chris Murphy: "It won't be the billionaire children of Donald Trump and his buddies that die. It's going to be the children of middle class and poor families all across this country that are gonna die for a war of choice, a war of vanity, an illegal war."

Chris Murphy: "We need to stand up for the American citizens that ICE is murdering, the kids they're terrorizing. They should stop this illegal war and they should stop ICE from terrorizing our communities. We should demand they do both things."

Ted Cruz: "I have no indication they were anywhere close to getting nuclear weapons"

Mark Warner: "I saw no intelligence that Iran was on the verge of launching any kind of preemptive strike against the United States. None."

Kaine on Fox: "The president can act to defend US against imminent attack without congressional approval. But if you're going to initiate war, you need Congress. The president not only did not come to Congress, he acted without even notification to the vast majority of us. This is an illegal war."

Can’t help to think that if democrats like @schumer.senate.gov and @fetterman.senate.gov weren’t such pushovers and kept the October shutdown we would have healthcare and would have been taken seriously on DHS reforms. Instead [redacted] started the #EpsteinWar to make them cave on ICE.

Never forget we’re not the fortunate ones. youtu.be/ZWijx_AgPiA?...

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They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

I know what you’re all thinking. When Kash finally proposes will he use a flash Swat mob or full deployment of the FBI counter terrorism unit in charge of watching over airports?

Seems relevant

Make no mistake, the orange felon thinks he can bomb his way out of being on the Epstein Files or even being mentioned as one of Epstein’s rapist pedo clients.

A PSA from Thomas Massie:

Interesting how President [redacted] is always caught by surprise that countries still function when their leaders are killed or abducted. He probably thinks if it happened to him there’s no way Stephen Miller finds another giant tool to sign off on Project 2025 stuff.

Iran on Thursday: We should probably develop a nuke. Iran after the #EpsteinWar : We should just purchase one.

wow no shit, maybe should have thought of that first