🚨 BREAKING: James Comey posts a video statement following his indictment "My family and I have known for years that there are costs to standing up to Donald Trump...But I'm not afraid. And I hope you're not either...And I'm innocent. So let's have a trial and keep the faith."

In the news: Convicted Felon and Defaming Rapist admin finds solution to Americans going hungry to give tax cuts to the rich, don’t ask who is hungry. In other news: Hungry stomach growl rebranded as Freedom roars. youtu.be/kRf9fGSYVgM?...

In the news: After giving them a 7 month paid vacation the Convicted Felon and Defaming Rapist is forced to rehire hundreds just in time to put them on vacation again for the shutdown. In other news: No word on those DOGE checks. apnews.com/article/doge...

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They may have taken the statue down, but the internet is forever. And we are not distracted. ☺️🐈‍⬛ #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

In the news: Adulterous Nepo Baby lawyer getting ready to take away more reproductive rights. In other news: That’s right, force you to have the baby only to watch it die of measles. www.newser.com/story/375770...

RFK Jr is about to take more bodily autonomy away from women.

In the news: Kegseth calls ALL the top generals to one place, the day before the US is about to have a shutdown. In other news: Martial law? Loyalty pledge? Military Squid Game? WW3? Or just operation to blow up Epstein island. www.cnn.com/2025/09/25/p...

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I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

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And they don't even do that 😂😂😂😂

It’s wild to me that the Pentagon is just… fine with reporting that most of our senior military are going to be in the same location. Personal security nightmare.

La declaración - www.diario-red.com/articulo/vin...

Make Corruption a Crime Again!

So this is coming up and it would be great if people could get behind it! comedy.army

BREAKING: House of Representatives to force vote on release of Epstein Files, in defiance of Speaker Johnson's attempts to silence them.

You can be mad at Jim Comey for what he did to HRC in 2016 and also decry any potential indictment as bullshit. You can do both.

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I can't believe MSNBC is falling for this "anti-ice" on the bullet thing. The shooter's brother says he wasn't political and didn't have strong feelings about ICE. Where's the scrutiny?

In the news: Trump administration gets rid of their Epstein problem under the cover of darkness. In other news: Trump administration expected to release video showing how his best friends statue suddenly hangs itself from a crane. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/24/u...

In the dead of night, federal agents toppled and hauled away a 12-foot bronze statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein holding hands—a legally permitted art installation near the U.S. Capitol—igniting a storm over censorship, secrecy, and the still-buried “Epstein files.”

Fun Fact: Publicly demanding the DOJ to prosecute your political enemies with no proof is an impeachable offense.

KIMMEL, on the Pentagon’s new reporting “pledge”: “.. They want to pick what the ‘news’ is. I know it’s not as interesting as muzzling a comedian, .. but it’s nuts that we aren’t paying more attention to it.”

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Not just shutting down the govt to give away free healthcare to migrants, Dems are now apparently going the defund the military!

Are people’s lives just a damn game to Homeland Security now? This is beyond sick.

remember the sea turtles getting misoriented by the giant light at Buc-ee's in Coastal Georgia? sequel: Glynn slow to shut off brighter turtle-confusing lights near Buc-ee’s via @currentlymary.bsky.social thecurrentga.org/2025/09/23/g...

Wow look what else was on the cartridges!

This is shocking and reminds me that they need to release the Epstein Files.

Jimmy Kimmel was on fire again last night.

Breaking: Oklahoma State Superintendent Ryan Walters has resigned after porn allegations. Walters is the guy who directed public schools to incorporate the Christian Bible and Ten Commandments into instruction, which triggered lawsuits over church–state separation.

Democrats need to allow Trump to have his #GovernmentShutdown . Republicans need to save people’s health care. Threatening to fire federal workers just means more bully tactics. You want to fire federal workers? Do it bitch. We’re not scared Musk already did it when there was no shutdown.

In the news: Convicted Felon and Defaming Rapist says he’s not negotiating giving people back their health care and if the government shuts down those who have health care are fired. In other news: Translation: I do what I want or else www.bbc.com/news/article...

Congratulations to @jimmykimmel.com on his triumphant return! Last night he was pitch-perfect. Inspirational, self-reflective, gracious to his haters, championing the 1st Amendment & most importantly: FUNNY. (Shout-out to Robert DeNiro as the mob-boss head of the FCC)😆

In the news: Convicted Felon and Defaming Rapist has no money for your health care but has lots and lots of money for <checks notes> Argentina. In other news: Hey bankrupt US farmers, you know who China buys soybean from now. Not you. It’s Argentina and Brazil. english.elpais.com/economy-and-...

The guy who the Convicted Felon and Defaming Rapist tried to ban had his best show EVER! I can’t tell if this means Iran is getting bombed again or the National Guard will be deployed to Boston.