Tomorrow’s Kegseth’s DoD sermon will be just pushups while listening to the band Creed followed by the baptism of a 1966 Dodge charger. During the service the DoD will be taking a collection of suggestions for masculine ideas for getting out of Hormuz.

Just one more thing. If something is “open”, and you won, and the enemy is defeated, and all your objectives were met in the first week. Why is your NAVY still there?

If he goes this nuts when the Pope does Pope stuff wait until World Cup Soccer players don’t just shut up and dribble.

“This country is too big for trains.” Have we tried making them fast?

Tell you what. Charred bok choy is an incredibly tasty side dish.

If you ask me, Sen. Jon Ossoff is sounding more and more like a potential 2028 presidential candidate.

I laughed

This Lego video for drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is fantastic. 🔥

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (1966) behind the scenes.

This is Chainsaw T65 of the Biggs Killer Whale pod, he's 48y.o. His mother, Whitney T63, is estimated to be 58y.o. and the matriarch of the Pod.

DON'T COME HERE.

 They kidnap people off the streets & throw them in filthy holes. They don’t care who you are.

 They don't care if you're white, either, if you think that'll save you.

 They have quotas. (It’s all about money.) THE US IS NOT SAFE.

 STAY AWAY. news.sky.com/story/englan...

I wish I enjoyed Dave Matthews Band music as much as their politics. But one outta two ain’t bad

Dave Matthews Band: “Stop the Genocide. Stop Killing Children”

Germany just activated its largest ever solar installation — one farm, 1.5 million homes, zero carbon. The #CottbusSolarPark covers 3,500 hectares and produces 2.1 tw-hours annually, replacing two coal plants that operated on this same land until 2022. #SolarPower #ActOnClimate #Renewables

What he says…

'Batman' by Jean Giraud (Moebius).

Amazing! This is the line to get into Peter Buttigieg’s town hall in Tulsa tonight.

noticing a theme

And their boss doesn’t know what the hell a corner store is.

Deben ser visibles 3 árboles desde cada vivienda, cada barrio debe superar el 30% de cobertura arbórea y cada casa no debe estar a más de 300 m. de una zona verde.

More of this, less of bombing other countries (From @acyn.bsky.social )

Lindsey Graham: “We’re going to hit Iran harder than that tequila hit me last night.”

Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.

Unconfirmed IRGC Navy transmission: “The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader Imam Khamenei, not by the tweets of some idiot.” Gee…wonder who they’re talking about…? 🤣

The admin and their smells: - [redacted] adult diaper and bronzer - Kash, beer and jock straps - Hegseth, protein shakes and tequila - Noem, plastic, Corey’s cologne - Bondi, redaction sharpie - RFK Jr, roadkill and raw milk - Rubio, tears - Linda, sweaty money and cheap foundation

Today, exactly 1 year ago, I started a new project, that later became Gloom Gate. It began as a little experiment with pre-rendered backgrounds and it evolved into a full grown game-dev project I'm really proud of! #gamedev #indiegame #1bit #playdate

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

There are days when I feel tired of putting up a resistance against all the evil that these fascist empires are doing. But then I see something that reminds me that a ragtag band of rebels can make a difference. Stay on target everyone! And thanks Red Five. @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

Donald Trump may not play a doctor in an internet meme of Jesus, but he *murdered* one in the streets of America.

Total capitulation by the Trump administration. What a complete and utter humiliation!

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

One of my all time favorite Simpsons gags

When you accidentally say the quiet part out loud.

Fossil Fuels Are Not The Future….

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

American Kestrel deep dive. Toronto, Canada, April 17th 2026. Photo by Jose Raposo

Drunk snowflake Kash is still crying.

-70% of farmers can't afford all the fertilizer they need. -6 in 10 say finances have worsened. -94% say things are the same or worse. This is what a war in Iran looks like for Nebraska farmers.

CNN: “It’s a blowout… not even close… Pope Leo absolutely crushing Trump when it comes to how popular they are.”

IMF says Canada has a strong fiscal position among the G7 countries. Canada wants to reduce our net debt-to-gross domestic product ratio to 43%. Most other G7 countries are in the 100% range. I just wish these advantages were felt by regular Canadians Source: financialpost.com/news/economy...

Why does Iran get to close the strait? First, of because it has the means. Second, because it has a motive (self preservation). Third, because the US and Israel are viewed as the problem by other countries and could all end if they stop being assholes.

The Iranians are playing this brainsick dullard like a yo-yo.

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