In your will make sure you leave a clause stating that you want a web camera in your casket, so you can have a deadstream! Livestreams are so last lifetime.

This combo isn't the greatest combo in magic, but it is my current favorite. My goal in every game is just to make so many tokens that copy tokens thar create mice~ #MTG #MagicTheGathering #MTGShenanigans #Shenanigans #GamesAreForFun #CompetitiveIsBoring #Shenanigans4Life

Almost heaven, West Atlantic, Blue fin tunas, freshwater crabs in rivers. Crabs are bold there, walling cross the street! Crossing over blacktop, growin' like a breeze. Crab-tree road! Take me home, to the crabs, and sea foam! West Atlantic, crabby mama. Take me home, crab-tree road~

So the sequel to Small Soldiers is just going to take place in real life at your tech bro neighbor's house

Can BlueSky add the option to "continue seeing content like this, but just not literally this same exact meme I've seen 200 times" because that is the feature I need the most

As you drive along the road you see the city aprawling before you. It's bigger than any place you've been before, and it isn't just the buildings. You feel some oppressive force, warning you that this place won't give you second chances, but you feel the much stronger call of hope it offers. Ride on

This is forever my favorite magic the gathering card, because it just combos so beautifully with a few other cards. Have you ever hit someone eith 50 stacks of 7 entry effects?

Suggestion to all game devs. If animating all of those walk cycles is getting hard, consider giving your characters Heeleys! Jist pose and glide like the coolest kid in school

To answer the question, yes, you have to. The costume is the reason for the event. It's also your payment for the party. "Sorry, I know you put in the effort to put this on, but can I contribute nothing whatsoever? What's the least I can contribute to your enjoyment?" That's what your question means

I love the "misunderstanding how motion works" theory of time travel! Objects only move in relation to other objects! The Earth, and all other things in the universe, are moving at all speeds in all directions at all times! So, this time machine is anchored to the sun for some reason? Weird choice.

Voynich Manuscript hypothesis. It's not code or anything like that. The writing faded over time, and someone touched up the letters! Whoever touched it up either didn't know that language and "fixed" letters incorrectly or was illiterate and did the same. This solves most of the translation issues.

Most websites will accept PenisPen15Pen!$ as a strong password, and you already remember how to type it! This works with most vulgarities, or any other word that makes you giggle!

Apparently Inktober 2 is Weave, even if Rachel says her hair is totally real! @raccoongirl.bsky.social #webcomics #racoongirl #DatingScottWouldGetKinky #inktober #halfassedinktober #5minutesOrLess

The first day of Inktober was Mustache, and I'm only a meme artist! Read Raccoon Girl! Rachel is cute and deserves more fan art! #raccoons #raccoon #raccoongirl #raccoonappreciation

When you’re bringing the warmth and love like the ray of sunshine you are and someone STILL has to test you

Repost with a character that would make for an excellent shitposter. He works ONE day per year as far as anyone knows. Maybe a few weeks of planning and logistics, but he has the free time

What's your favorite plot hole people like to leave in their comics? I for one, love when people forget that Dare Devil and Superman both know who's under any mask. Super hearing means your mask hides nothing, and most people physically cannot change their voice to be unrecognized reliably!

Slightly diminish a book The Canterbury Tale (just the one)

Slightly diminish a book Baron of One (1) Ring.

So, someone should get Gangle into 3D printing so she can make her own masks out of flexible bio-plastic or the wood-resin kind so it doesn't feel fake. Plus, she would be GREAT at designing once she got used to the software! #TADC

Sinner is playing Auger-Aliassime at the US Open, and after his movie did so well in March. This guy must be busy between Tennis and working with Michael B. Jordan

Happy patLabor day to the giant mech fans out there who celebrate! youtu.be/V4ZikoCwqOA?...

So, do people know that most stores are actually designed to keep you in them for a certain specific amount of time? Smaller stores shift items up and down, but never big changes. This makes you look at everything, but quickly! Larger stores shift everything so you have to check the whole place!

Why? What did I do wrong?

Every time someone posts a thirst trap or fetish content with no adult tags, I assume they want children to see it. They aren't nudity tags, they're "this is intended for adults" tags. Who do you want seeing them?

Wendy's is out here stealing Taco Bell's official slogans like it's nothing. This is written on every taco 12 pack in invisible ink, but we all know it's true and it's there.

I shop this lonely road. The only stores that I have ever known. Don't know where their sewn. But they have my size, and I shop alone. I shop this empty street To the Boulevard of Broken Seams Made from fresh sheered sheeps. And I'm the only one, and I shop alone I shop alone, I shop alone

To every ant in the world, you are unfathomably ancient. For every greenland shark, you 6 at most be a young adult. And to every redwood, you will never be more than a child. We are all ancient infants within this cosmos And these edibles are HITTING

Which one do you prefer, dried bananas, or moistened bananas?

LMAOBTAID (laughing my ass off because the alternative is despair)

A parliament of owls gathered to start a conspiracy of ravens to begin a murder of crows. Though a single ferret ignored this, as this wasn't the business of ferrets. . . . I hope it's not the worst pun you've herd

One time I followed someone and they immediately followed me back so I got scared and blocked them. This may have been an overreaction, but I am roughly 20x more scared of things on the internet than in tral life

The most likely death in the world is dying of heart disease on a Tuesday. Tuesday is statistically the most stressful day, since you have almost the whole week ahead of you, but you've had a day of losing whatever the weekend helped you gain. Basically I'm saying Tyr is killing people. It's his day

Every cat owner has the cutest cat. Just ask them! This sweet old lady is Roxy and she prefers to sleep on top of humans whenever she can.

Keb Mahal playing with Tajmo and sounding great!

Does every webcomic artist know that the Butts represented Tooting for 70 years? @zachweinersmith.bsky.social @xkcd.com @ass.golf @danshive.bsky.social @oglaf.bsky.social Add any other web comic artists. They'll use this information better than I am able to.

Is setting a gingerbread house on fire arson, or just burning calories?

People keep following, but no one liked the music meme so I have to keep the real weird ones in my mind. We could have avant-jazz and Smurf rock, but no, only one like means we only get a modern bard who sings with the voices of a cadre of frightening children.

Sure, for every like I will spread chaos and confusion in the form of "music"

Since alcohol is just fermented sugar, you could make beer out of marshmallow Peeps, and call it Peepst Blue Ribbon. I can think of thousands of reasons not to do this, and only one pun supporting it. Sharks, I am asking for $75,000 for a 15% stake in the company

How I arrived on Bluesky

The early bird gets the early worm, so if you are not a morning person, don't let the morning people win! Sleep in! The world doesn't need to wake before the sun! *this message is endorsed by almost no jobs

The star at the center of their galaxy was going to go nova, but by application of a wormhole generator, the nova was prevented. The device artificially increases gravity within the star, while projecting interference waves to keep the gravity localized. #CalculatorArt #PixelArt #BadAtTagging

Remember, folks, posting on social media sober is incredibly unhealthy for you mentally. This is the primary reason I don't approve of children on social media. Especially if you get your news from social media, because, well, news is bad for your mental health in the world currently.

I probably miss some good content when I block any account that posts Family Guy under any circumstance, but it has the massive benefit of seeing a lot less Family Guy. They stopped trying decades ago and rewrite the same 5 episodes. Remember when they referenced classics instead of last month memes

So that everyone is generally aware, laws are meaningless. Police enforce order and do not need to know a single law. Authority is publicly massively violating the law, but no one enforces things against authority. They can't. Power can only be held to account by those outside the power structure.

I will continue to be the calculator art person, because it's fun making them, and because I can make silly little stories connecting them in my head! The symbolic but not accurate map of The Realms

I may not have any skill or patience for drawing, but I can absolutely turn individual pixels on and off~ Shading in monochrome pixels is fun~ #CalculatorArt #PixelArt #Sin(Cos(Tan(θ)))

Chuck E Cheese and Batman have the same origin story and totally different priorities. Orphaned as children, scared facing an uncaring world with nothing but lots of money and a lot of technology knowledge, then one picks throwing parties to make things better, and the other kicks people in the face

I dunno if people will ever truly appreciate graphinc calculator based art, but I'll keep posting it when I feel like it because I can.