BREAKING NEWS: Reports indicate that the Department of War is changing its name to the Department of Slaughter. Pete Hegseth will make the official announcement later today while clubbing a baby seal on live television.

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Well deserved.

This is good to know.

Wow, that's crazy.

Here it is folks, the first Low Quality Fact I ever wrote. I hope it ends up in a museum some day. Not like the Louvre, but a much worse museum.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you definitive proof that there is no God. Behold tonight's Low Quality Ad, Beer Can Chicken Pringles. I dove down a rabbit hole of exotic snacks and hit a dead end at this supposedly edible monstrosity. collabs.shop/iggo8y

Not even once.

We made a comic about pumpkin spice.

Math is so interesting.

We are all monsters.

As they should be.

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Method acting was a poor choice.

Maybe we don't need air traffic controllers. I have never seen a traffic jam in the sky.

People who work there are in great shape.

I think I'll stick to candy.

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Of course she did.

Fishy's favorite toy will always be a cardboard box. If there are multiple cardboard boxes, his favorite toy will be the one you don't want him to go in.

I agree with LeBron.

It also says that the Devil has udders.

A rare win for the Supreme Court.

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Smart, but cruel.

I wish more films and games accurately portrayed this.

It's important to see both sides. Yes, I get that most of you support right to repair laws. But corporations also have a right to make life objectively worse.

So tragic.

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We're being robbed.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Instagram removed this comic we made after Unilever reported it because corporations hate fun.

You just know he doesn't play with honor.

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That's fair.

Everyone, change your clock to midnight.

That's why birds are scared of them.

Their lyrics make this obvious.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

I know I said I wouldn't give any additional context, but that was before I read some of the bonkers replies. My fiancée's sister threw a birthday party for her cat. The llama was a raffle prize. I was helping to set up. That's the last time I let you guys use your imagination.

I love Rami Malek.

Classic PETA.

That explains a lot.

I've seen a lot of religious posts on here lately, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this Disappointed Jesus pin. Jesus sees the way a lot of "Christians" are treating the less fortunate, and if he didn't rise from the grave he'd be rolling so hard in it right now. collabs.shop/asmlau

That's reasonable.

Imagine dying and "shot a guy in the face" doesn't make the list of top 10 worst things you did.

Andrew Cuomo makes last-ditch effort to win over voters by promising to decriminalize upskirt photos.

Obviously.