Wow, that's crazy.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Please share this post. I've made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Stephen Miller was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.

We made a comic about textbooks.

You just know he cheats.

History is so interesting.

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That blows my mind.

That must take so much self control.

They are technically birds.

Very effective.

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That explains a lot.

The word "movie" stems from "moovie", as films were originally invented to distract cows while being milked. This did not last long, as cows fell over laughing due to Charlie Chaplin's humorous antics, tragically crushing multiple farmers.

I'm ready, Jon.

It's easily my favorite sport.

That's what the film The Lighthouse was about.

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Wise words from a wise man.

Incredible.

That's rough.

All the others are devout Protestants.

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Incredible.

This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

I wish they didn't change it.

Words can't express how much I hate this.

That explains a lot.

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Wise words from a wise man.

Life would have been so much better.

That's good to know.

It's always the ones you most suspect.

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Very impressive in its own unique way.

I am sending an official cease and desist to The Louvre. While I appreciate your interest in displaying Ruby at your museum, my cat is not for sale. She is priceless. And no, I will not trade her for the Mona Lisa. Please stop asking.

Reporter: Are you concerned that ICE agents are not qualified to operate as TSA agents? Trump: In their defense, they're not qualified to work at ICE either.

Neuroscience is so fascinating.

Being famous sounds hard.

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That's crazy.

Wow, I never knew that.

Not very platonic of him.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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I love Ireland.

We made a comic about vaccines.

Obviously.

Some secrets should remain uncovered.