Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you definitive proof that there is no God. Behold tonight's Low Quality Ad, Beer Can Chicken Pringles. I dove down a rabbit hole of exotic snacks and hit a dead end at this supposedly edible monstrosity. collabs.shop/iggo8y

Not even once.

We made a comic about pumpkin spice.

Math is so interesting.

We are all monsters.

As they should be.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mushroom House Calendar. You get to peel off a new layer every day, slowly revealing the mushroom house underneath. It gives you something to look forward to. With the way things are going, it might be the only thing you look forward to in 2026. collabs.shop/r4iqnn

Method acting was a poor choice.

Maybe we don't need air traffic controllers. I have never seen a traffic jam in the sky.

People who work there are in great shape.

I think I'll stick to candy.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this RPG Coffee Mug. It gives you 50 stamina. Unless you drink too many, then your heart will explode. collabs.shop/wzqnut

Of course she did.

Fishy's favorite toy will always be a cardboard box. If there are multiple cardboard boxes, his favorite toy will be the one you don't want him to go in.

I agree with LeBron.

It also says that the Devil has udders.

A rare win for the Supreme Court.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Isopod Appreciation Society pin. Please repost this if you appreciate isopods. These little crustaceans deserve our support. If you do not repost, the rest of us will assume you are an isopod hater, and you will immediately be blocked. collabs.shop/uzcpvr

Smart, but cruel.

I wish more films and games accurately portrayed this.

It's important to see both sides. Yes, I get that most of you support right to repair laws. But corporations also have a right to make life objectively worse.

So tragic.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Pokémon Stickers. Did you know that Pokémon roughly translates to "Puff Buddies"? Nintendo started out as a tobacco company, and each of their cigars had a different Pokémon on the label. The original motto was "Gotta smoke em all". collabs.shop/cxh8ia

We're being robbed.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Instagram removed this comic we made after Unilever reported it because corporations hate fun.

You just know he doesn't play with honor.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Raccoon Sweatshirt. What's that little raccoon friend, life isn't great? Here's some advice: STOP EATING GARBAGE. THERE ARE OTHER THINGS YOU CAN EAT. YOU EAT NOTHING BUT LITERAL GARBAGE. collabs.shop/z9khlo

That's fair.

Everyone, change your clock to midnight.

That's why birds are scared of them.

Their lyrics make this obvious.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Smugglers Crate Star Wars Mystery Box. Happy Star Wars Day everyone, may the November be with you. collabs.shop/cuzdbc

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

I know I said I wouldn't give any additional context, but that was before I read some of the bonkers replies. My fiancée's sister threw a birthday party for her cat. The llama was a raffle prize. I was helping to set up. That's the last time I let you guys use your imagination.

I love Rami Malek.

Classic PETA.

That explains a lot.

I've seen a lot of religious posts on here lately, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this Disappointed Jesus pin. Jesus sees the way a lot of "Christians" are treating the less fortunate, and if he didn't rise from the grave he'd be rolling so hard in it right now. collabs.shop/asmlau

That's reasonable.

Imagine dying and "shot a guy in the face" doesn't make the list of top 10 worst things you did.

Andrew Cuomo makes last-ditch effort to win over voters by promising to decriminalize upskirt photos.

Obviously.

Did you know that the word abominable means repugnantly hateful, detestable, or loathsome? Think about that the next time you call a yeti "the abominable snowman". Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Yeti Plush. Please be nice to him. collabs.shop/qxynii

I don't think I have it.

We made a comic about a magician.

It's my favorite channel.

It sounds wrong, but it's not.

Wise words from a wise man.