Low Quality Facts
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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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Nature is crazy.
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Candle Sticker. Burnt out on Monday, a pile of wax by Wednesday, burned down the house by Friday. Very relatable.
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about 12 hours ago
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That's reasonable.
about 13 hours ago
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I don't think people understand how bad the obesity epidemic in the US really is. To put things in perspective, the average American eats five cheeseburgers every minute.
about 14 hours ago
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We made a comic about The Wild West.
about 16 hours ago
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He also came up with "frenemy".
about 17 hours ago
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Obviously.
about 18 hours ago
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I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mr. Fancy Possum Pin. Look at him. He is distinguished. He is looking dapper. He has eaten so much garbage today.
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about 19 hours ago
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Even the best of the best can't be good at everything.
about 20 hours ago
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That's helpful to know.
about 21 hours ago
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It's as unpleasant as it sounds.
1 day ago
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That's so interesting.
1 day ago
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Happy Mother's Day! Tonight's Low Quality Ad is dedicated to anyone who has ever had a mother. There are dozens of us.
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1 day ago
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All hail the mighty walrus.
1 day ago
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
1 day ago
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43% have never left their stoop.
1 day ago
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Wise words from a wise man.
1 day ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghost Keychain. Casper being friendly was such a big deal because most ghosts are total dicks.
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1 day ago
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That blows my mind.
1 day ago
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I defibrillate myself every morning.
2 days ago
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I believe Barry.
2 days ago
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Very interesting.
2 days ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Crow Plush. He looks so angry. Probably because someone is playing jazz. Crows fucking hate jazz.
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2 days ago
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Wow, that's really old.
2 days ago
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I prefer to quintuple roast my beans.
3 days ago
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Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can keep making the content that my adoring fans can't get enough of. I cherish their unconditional love, and I must reciprocate with more facts.
www.patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
3 days ago
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Wow, I never knew that.
3 days ago
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We made a comic about parenting.
3 days ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bear Arms Pin. Just think, the $400 million it will take to build Trump's ballroom could instead be used to arm every single bear in the United States. The Founding Fathers must be rolling in their graves.
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3 days ago
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Obviously.
3 days ago
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Mind your manners.
3 days ago
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That blows my mind.
3 days ago
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Smart.
3 days ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Slut For Cheese Pet Bandana. It's not slut shaming, it's slut praising.
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3 days ago
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They must have been magnificent.
4 days ago
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Sounds like an innocent misunderstanding.
4 days ago
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Slowing the aging process by permanently traveling west.
4 days ago
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Very suspicious.
4 days ago
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We would all be geniuses if we didn't need oxygen.
4 days ago
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Look, I know you all think this account is funded by the mice industry. But that's not true. That's absurd. I don't think mice even have an industry to promote. On an unrelated note, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mice Blanket.
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4 days ago
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
4 days ago
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Excited to have a new Star Fox game, but I am questioning their decision to model Fox after Kash Patel.
4 days ago
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Yellow is a purple color.
4 days ago
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That blows my mind.
4 days ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this All I Need Is Coffee And Weed Sticker. Ah, well if it isn't society's most accepted drug and second most accepted drug. Missing is society's third most accepted drug, cocaine but only if you are white and obnoxiously wealthy.
collabs.shop/hzrkz0
4 days ago
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Please don't test this.
5 days ago
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We made a comic about a starfish.
5 days ago
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From now on, anytime someone asks me why I put so much time and effort into this arguably dumb account, I will simply tell them that I do it for Tim.
5 days ago
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Calvin Coolidge will always be my favorite president.
5 days ago
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I know that Stephen Miller gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out. I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.
5 days ago
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