Low Quality Facts
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you definitive proof that there is no God. Behold tonight's Low Quality Ad, Beer Can Chicken Pringles. I dove down a rabbit hole of exotic snacks and hit a dead end at this supposedly edible monstrosity.
collabs.shop/iggo8y
about 9 hours ago
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Not even once.
about 10 hours ago
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We made a comic about pumpkin spice.
about 12 hours ago
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Math is so interesting.
about 13 hours ago
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We are all monsters.
about 14 hours ago
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As they should be.
about 15 hours ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mushroom House Calendar. You get to peel off a new layer every day, slowly revealing the mushroom house underneath. It gives you something to look forward to. With the way things are going, it might be the only thing you look forward to in 2026.
collabs.shop/r4iqnn
about 16 hours ago
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Method acting was a poor choice.
about 17 hours ago
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Maybe we don't need air traffic controllers. I have never seen a traffic jam in the sky.
about 18 hours ago
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People who work there are in great shape.
about 19 hours ago
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I think I'll stick to candy.
about 21 hours ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this RPG Coffee Mug. It gives you 50 stamina. Unless you drink too many, then your heart will explode.
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1 day ago
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Of course she did.
1 day ago
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Fishy's favorite toy will always be a cardboard box. If there are multiple cardboard boxes, his favorite toy will be the one you don't want him to go in.
1 day ago
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I agree with LeBron.
1 day ago
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It also says that the Devil has udders.
1 day ago
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A rare win for the Supreme Court.
1 day ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Isopod Appreciation Society pin. Please repost this if you appreciate isopods. These little crustaceans deserve our support. If you do not repost, the rest of us will assume you are an isopod hater, and you will immediately be blocked.
collabs.shop/uzcpvr
1 day ago
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Smart, but cruel.
1 day ago
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I wish more films and games accurately portrayed this.
1 day ago
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It's important to see both sides. Yes, I get that most of you support right to repair laws. But corporations also have a right to make life objectively worse.
2 days ago
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So tragic.
2 days ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Pokémon Stickers. Did you know that Pokémon roughly translates to "Puff Buddies"? Nintendo started out as a tobacco company, and each of their cigars had a different Pokémon on the label. The original motto was "Gotta smoke em all".
collabs.shop/cxh8ia
2 days ago
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We're being robbed.
2 days ago
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
2 days ago
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Instagram removed this comic we made after Unilever reported it because corporations hate fun.
2 days ago
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#savethebeagles
3 days ago
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You just know he doesn't play with honor.
3 days ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Raccoon Sweatshirt. What's that little raccoon friend, life isn't great? Here's some advice: STOP EATING GARBAGE. THERE ARE OTHER THINGS YOU CAN EAT. YOU EAT NOTHING BUT LITERAL GARBAGE.
collabs.shop/z9khlo
3 days ago
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That's fair.
3 days ago
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Everyone, change your clock to midnight.
3 days ago
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That's why birds are scared of them.
3 days ago
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Their lyrics make this obvious.
3 days ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Smugglers Crate Star Wars Mystery Box. Happy Star Wars Day everyone, may the November be with you.
collabs.shop/cuzdbc
3 days ago
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
3 days ago
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I know I said I wouldn't give any additional context, but that was before I read some of the bonkers replies. My fiancée's sister threw a birthday party for her cat. The llama was a raffle prize. I was helping to set up. That's the last time I let you guys use your imagination.
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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I love Rami Malek.
3 days ago
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Classic PETA.
4 days ago
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That explains a lot.
4 days ago
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I've seen a lot of religious posts on here lately, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this Disappointed Jesus pin. Jesus sees the way a lot of "Christians" are treating the less fortunate, and if he didn't rise from the grave he'd be rolling so hard in it right now.
collabs.shop/asmlau
4 days ago
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That's reasonable.
4 days ago
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Imagine dying and "shot a guy in the face" doesn't make the list of top 10 worst things you did.
4 days ago
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Andrew Cuomo makes last-ditch effort to win over voters by promising to decriminalize upskirt photos.
4 days ago
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Obviously.
4 days ago
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Did you know that the word abominable means repugnantly hateful, detestable, or loathsome? Think about that the next time you call a yeti "the abominable snowman". Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Yeti Plush. Please be nice to him.
collabs.shop/qxynii
4 days ago
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I don't think I have it.
4 days ago
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We made a comic about a magician.
4 days ago
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It's my favorite channel.
4 days ago
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It sounds wrong, but it's not.
5 days ago
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Wise words from a wise man.
5 days ago
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