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BREAKING NEWS: Reports indicate that the Department of War is changing its name to the Department of Slaughter. Pete Hegseth will make the official announcement later today while clubbing a baby seal on live television.
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I am sick of all the political fighting on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this pin that will please both sides of the aisle. Liberals will like it because it aligns with their values, and Republicans will like it because they're too dumb to realize it's mocking theirs.
collabs.shop/tsh2cv
about 1 hour ago
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Well deserved.
about 2 hours ago
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This is good to know.
about 3 hours ago
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Wow, that's crazy.
about 4 hours ago
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Here it is folks, the first Low Quality Fact I ever wrote. I hope it ends up in a museum some day. Not like the Louvre, but a much worse museum.
about 6 hours ago
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you definitive proof that there is no God. Behold tonight's Low Quality Ad, Beer Can Chicken Pringles. I dove down a rabbit hole of exotic snacks and hit a dead end at this supposedly edible monstrosity.
collabs.shop/iggo8y
about 19 hours ago
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Not even once.
about 20 hours ago
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We made a comic about pumpkin spice.
about 22 hours ago
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Math is so interesting.
about 23 hours ago
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We are all monsters.
about 24 hours ago
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As they should be.
1 day ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mushroom House Calendar. You get to peel off a new layer every day, slowly revealing the mushroom house underneath. It gives you something to look forward to. With the way things are going, it might be the only thing you look forward to in 2026.
collabs.shop/r4iqnn
1 day ago
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Method acting was a poor choice.
1 day ago
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Maybe we don't need air traffic controllers. I have never seen a traffic jam in the sky.
1 day ago
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People who work there are in great shape.
1 day ago
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I think I'll stick to candy.
1 day ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this RPG Coffee Mug. It gives you 50 stamina. Unless you drink too many, then your heart will explode.
collabs.shop/wzqnut
2 days ago
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Of course she did.
2 days ago
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Fishy's favorite toy will always be a cardboard box. If there are multiple cardboard boxes, his favorite toy will be the one you don't want him to go in.
2 days ago
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I agree with LeBron.
2 days ago
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It also says that the Devil has udders.
2 days ago
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A rare win for the Supreme Court.
2 days ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Isopod Appreciation Society pin. Please repost this if you appreciate isopods. These little crustaceans deserve our support. If you do not repost, the rest of us will assume you are an isopod hater, and you will immediately be blocked.
collabs.shop/uzcpvr
2 days ago
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Smart, but cruel.
2 days ago
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I wish more films and games accurately portrayed this.
2 days ago
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It's important to see both sides. Yes, I get that most of you support right to repair laws. But corporations also have a right to make life objectively worse.
2 days ago
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So tragic.
2 days ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Pokémon Stickers. Did you know that Pokémon roughly translates to "Puff Buddies"? Nintendo started out as a tobacco company, and each of their cigars had a different Pokémon on the label. The original motto was "Gotta smoke em all".
collabs.shop/cxh8ia
3 days ago
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We're being robbed.
3 days ago
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
3 days ago
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Instagram removed this comic we made after Unilever reported it because corporations hate fun.
3 days ago
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#savethebeagles
3 days ago
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You just know he doesn't play with honor.
3 days ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Raccoon Sweatshirt. What's that little raccoon friend, life isn't great? Here's some advice: STOP EATING GARBAGE. THERE ARE OTHER THINGS YOU CAN EAT. YOU EAT NOTHING BUT LITERAL GARBAGE.
collabs.shop/z9khlo
3 days ago
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That's fair.
3 days ago
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Everyone, change your clock to midnight.
3 days ago
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That's why birds are scared of them.
3 days ago
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Their lyrics make this obvious.
3 days ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Smugglers Crate Star Wars Mystery Box. Happy Star Wars Day everyone, may the November be with you.
collabs.shop/cuzdbc
4 days ago
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
4 days ago
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I know I said I wouldn't give any additional context, but that was before I read some of the bonkers replies. My fiancée's sister threw a birthday party for her cat. The llama was a raffle prize. I was helping to set up. That's the last time I let you guys use your imagination.
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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I love Rami Malek.
4 days ago
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Classic PETA.
4 days ago
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That explains a lot.
4 days ago
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I've seen a lot of religious posts on here lately, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this Disappointed Jesus pin. Jesus sees the way a lot of "Christians" are treating the less fortunate, and if he didn't rise from the grave he'd be rolling so hard in it right now.
collabs.shop/asmlau
4 days ago
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That's reasonable.
4 days ago
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Imagine dying and "shot a guy in the face" doesn't make the list of top 10 worst things you did.
4 days ago
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Andrew Cuomo makes last-ditch effort to win over voters by promising to decriminalize upskirt photos.
4 days ago
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Obviously.
4 days ago
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