Low Quality Facts
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Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
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I hope this doesn't ruin the tour.
about 1 hour ago
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That sounds about right.
about 2 hours ago
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Make it 974 years earlier and you've got yourself a deal.
about 3 hours ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Eye of Sauron Fine Art Print. The films failed to mention that the Eye of Sauron had surprisingly bad vision. In the books there is a chapter where Sauron sends his forces after a large gopher, mistaking it for Frodo.
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about 4 hours ago
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It's the last good decision the Supreme Court made.
about 5 hours ago
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I was once again accused of being a bot, so here's a picture of me helping to set up a birthday party for a cat. Please stop telling me I look like JD Vance.
about 6 hours ago
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Smart.
about 8 hours ago
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Wow, that's crazy.
about 16 hours ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this PBJ Mighty Wallet. I really love this wallet. I'm currently on my fifth one because I keep accidentally eating them.
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about 22 hours ago
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
about 24 hours ago
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Please share this post. I've made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Stephen Miller was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
1 day ago
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We made a comic about textbooks.
1 day ago
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You just know he cheats.
1 day ago
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History is so interesting.
1 day ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Octopus Pin. An octopus always keeps at least one tentacle free in case it needs to strangle a lobster.
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1 day ago
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That blows my mind.
1 day ago
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That must take so much self control.
1 day ago
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They are technically birds.
1 day ago
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Very effective.
1 day ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Shirt. At long last, I have finally found a shirt with my spirit animal on it.
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2 days ago
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That explains a lot.
2 days ago
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The word "movie" stems from "moovie", as films were originally invented to distract cows while being milked. This did not last long, as cows fell over laughing due to Charlie Chaplin's humorous antics, tragically crushing multiple farmers.
2 days ago
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I'm ready, Jon.
2 days ago
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It's easily my favorite sport.
2 days ago
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That's what the film The Lighthouse was about.
2 days ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Warrior Blanket. Say it with me folks: We don't want more live action Disney remakes, we want movies about whatever the fuck this is!
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2 days ago
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Wise words from a wise man.
2 days ago
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Incredible.
2 days ago
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That's rough.
2 days ago
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All the others are devout Protestants.
3 days ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Proud Contributor to the Declining Birth Rate" Bumper Sticker. Hey, at least you're contributing to something.
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3 days ago
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Incredible.
3 days ago
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This is one of my favorite comics we've made.
3 days ago
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I wish they didn't change it.
3 days ago
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Words can't express how much I hate this.
3 days ago
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That explains a lot.
3 days ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this I'm not a robot Pin. This is the only way to prove you are not a robot. If you don't own this pin, don't get mad when someone inevitably slaps a magnet on your forehead to make sure you're not a clanker in disguise.
collabs.shop/2tpwcc
3 days ago
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Wise words from a wise man.
3 days ago
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Life would have been so much better.
3 days ago
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That's good to know.
3 days ago
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It's always the ones you most suspect.
4 days ago
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Kawaii Frog Dango Spiral Notebook. Please be culturally sensitive. You might think it seems gross to eat severed frog heads on a stick, but this is what 99.9% of the global population eats every meal of the day.
collabs.shop/bl1qju
4 days ago
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Very impressive in its own unique way.
4 days ago
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I am sending an official cease and desist to The Louvre. While I appreciate your interest in displaying Ruby at your museum, my cat is not for sale. She is priceless. And no, I will not trade her for the Mona Lisa. Please stop asking.
4 days ago
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Reporter: Are you concerned that ICE agents are not qualified to operate as TSA agents? Trump: In their defense, they're not qualified to work at ICE either.
4 days ago
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Neuroscience is so fascinating.
4 days ago
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Being famous sounds hard.
4 days ago
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "We Are All Dogs In God's Hot Car" Patch. Not only is God refusing to crack a window, but he also cranked the heat and locked us inside. With all due respect, God is being a total dick.
collabs.shop/78zf16
4 days ago
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That's crazy.
4 days ago
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Wow, I never knew that.
4 days ago
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