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When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!
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Heads up, the deadline to fix your hearts or die is tomorrow
about 7 hours ago
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Applied for a credit card but forgot I froze my credit. Not so fast, me.
about 8 hours ago
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Dario Sargento movies kinda cheesy
about 8 hours ago
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Call your dad before 10am and you seem too eager, dads don't go for that.
about 1 year ago
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about 17 hours ago
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Oh my god. Honey, don't move.
about 22 hours ago
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Wish there was a beef jerky store with 80 toilets
about 22 hours ago
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"he's probably thinking about other women"
about 23 hours ago
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An Australian pointed out their flag is also red white and blue and I'll be damned.
about 24 hours ago
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Gotta hand it to the British, it's cool how their politicians resign.
1 day ago
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Every night, while the Shoemaker slept, the elves logged on to post about something called Keir Starmer
5 months ago
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Contemporary Warship Music
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loading . . .
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Going undercover as a Nate to infiltrate the Nate group chat
1 day ago
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Prettiest plantpot dapperlings I've seen
1 day ago
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Computer hardware prices are limiting my potential and that is Un-American.
1 day ago
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Ok Beefsteak Tomato, let's not go crazy naming this thing. Robust Tomato, sure.
1 day ago
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Hannah Posts
1 day ago
"The problem with the internet is anonymity" ok but people on nextdoor are insane next to their full name and address
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lanyardigan
over 1 year ago
(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. Itβs another way to do it
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karasocial relationship π
2 days ago
i just realized this dude's opener was a... sweet kara line
add a skeleton here at some point
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Adam Weinstein
2 days ago
Finally, a politician who speaks for the owners of S corporations and other passthrough entities
add a skeleton here at some point
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PS4 Batman games perfectly capture what it's like to be Batman and have way too much stuff and be confused how to use it all while you're getting your ass kicked
2 days ago
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Kissimmee-St. Cloud, Final Fantasy dialog ass vacation destination
2 days ago
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Every time I download the Domino's app, my health insurance app deletes it?
2 days ago
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Friday night!
2 days ago
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Reading the Daily Mail to my child like a storybook
2 days ago
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Flannel, Steady Diet of
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*furiously deleting posts*
2 days ago
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Babe ya know how they were out of Milton's Multi-Grain Organic Crackers for months? Well they had some today and I can't help but feel *face darkening, voice lowered* they've changed somehow
2 days ago
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Hey, worried this relationship is parasocial so I just want to make sure you're aware of me and that I'm mad at you
2 days ago
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Damn bro you should make like a surgeon and sterilize your instrument because that guitar solo was filthy
2 days ago
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Me: Tough rooting for the USA these days Them: We are playing Australia Me:
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Jim
3 days ago
I should call her.
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Andrew Lawrence
3 days ago
i personally think it is good to say the war, like every war of my lifetime, was a disaster that did nothing for the american people. i think hawks need their beaks rubbed in it for a generation which i think makes sense politically and in destroying trumps βwinnerβ mystique with certain voters
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Drew
3 days ago
User Went To Bed After This Post
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Just found out today that all the presidents from before are friends and I'm very upset
3 days ago
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Imagine being god and making a mosquito land on a person's face while they're working on the computer so they slap themselves in the face. It's hilarious. That's definitely what's happening.
3 days ago
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Probably just a coincidence π
3 days ago
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You can stop researching Stonehenge now. We've got everything we need, thank you.
3 days ago
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Scooby-Doo: Origins
3 days ago
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S/O: You're making a lot of noises, everything ok *don't remember making any noises at all*
3 days ago
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JBOD (just a bunch of disks) - one of the best acronyms of all time
3 days ago
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Catbus
3 days ago
it's the same picture dot jpg
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huck mason
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Hopeful Mobster: Just gotta make it to the midtoims
3 days ago
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over 2 years ago
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Seal: We're never gonna survive π Unless...π€ͺ
3 days ago
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Millennial Cognitive Exam may be too easy
4 days ago
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Bingo Caller: I think I'm gonna *dry heaving* B6!
4 days ago
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