Unfortunately one of the funniest things he has ever said

I've gotten a handful of people replying or QTing by saying that it's fine not to finish books you don't like. It's fascinating. I explicitly said this happens with books I like and want to read. Maybe they weren't enjoying my post and chose not to read it all.

I've been keeping my childhood dollhouse in storage until I get around to restoring it and setting it up, at which point it will be something I can Look At. But I don't actually have a place for a display-only dollhouse, so I've decided to just put it in the kids' room, where we can enjoy it.

It's the time of year when I start planning for the annual summer block party. This year I'm brainstorming ways to get more adults who don't have kids to come. The last couple years it's really only been families with young kids and a few older couples. How do I get everyone else to come out?

It laps it up and roars for more

I wonder if I could get the neighborhood to rent a dumpster or junk hauling truck for spring cleaning. Like if we could all split the cost...

Felix has figured out how to play Twinkle Twinkle/ABC/Baa Baa Black Sheep on the toy piano so now obviously I think he's a musical prodigy

I don't know know the woman in the video from Adam, but based on her tone, i think she may be doing a bit

Babbity Kate sure has been uploading long-form content more frequently lately, hasn't she. You've noticed I'm sure

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

That was very Socratic method of you bro, you got the boys mad questioning things

I pull out a post explaining the difference between Khomeini or Khamenei She laughs and says it's a good Ayatollah sir

This mfer been possessed by Zack Braff

Trump’s bombing of Iran is reckless and a direct threat to American and Iranian lives. Launching military strikes without congressional authorization or evidence of an imminent threat is not strength. It is an abuse of power. Tell your Members of Congress to put an immediate stop to this war.

It's a constant in the Peanuts comic strip that Snoopy's purple prose racks up rejection after rejection, but I feel like a diligent literary agent could sell even a terrible novel written by a dog, if only for novelty's sake. Now, a SECOND book...

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Are y'all familiar with this one? The most tragic modern children's story I've ever read

I have a bad habit of not finishing books, even when I like them & want to finish them. Idk why. Something's just wrong with me. But when I do actually finish a book, I'm so proud of myself and I want to brag abt my accomplishment. But my accomplishment is just that I finished reading a book I like

The children in the schools of Iran are my children, too.

Perhaps as a coping mechanism against the evils of this world, I'm back on my whimsical bullshit. I want more whimsy in my life. I'm gonna needle felt some woodland critters and brainstorm more ideas for whimsy

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

51 children dead. Each one a universe.

I hate war and I know I'm powerless to do anything about it. No war in my lifetime has been swayed by an antiwar movement. Every war in my lifetime has been broadly bipartisan. It's horrible it's stupid it's a horrific loss of life and it just keeps happening for no good reason

Linus is asking about death a lot. He apparently had a dream last night that I died. He's asking questions like "how many people who you loved have died?" And I think this is because I'm sick with a sore throat and fatigue lol

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Just woke up. What

One of the clear lessons of Pride and Prejudice is that it's men's responsibility to stop abuse. Darcy is at fault for allowing Wickham to go free with a clear reputation after he knew he was an abuser, allowing him to prey on Lydia. It's still a very relevant message

I don't wanna do taxes this year

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“It’s weird,” he said. “I just did something that I would think anyone would do. What do you mean you would watch a stroller and a baby just sink?”

Why did Epstein associate with so many (((danes)))

She doesn't like the look of either of these guys

“Let’s see. ... No orange ... no root beer ... no fudgesickles. ... Well, for crying out loud! ... Am I out of everything?”

Free advice: Democrats, run this on loop.

Caroline Bingley, 1811: Miss Eliza Bennet, let me persuade you to follow my example, and take a turn about the room Caroline Bingley, 2026: oop gotta get my steps in

All bangers

Whiskey and lemon and honey Friday with Toddy Dokoupil

Sometimes people who generally smart and moral have a couple opinions that are like 10% incorrect. Bluesky will not and cannot stand for that.

Moments before he was ripped to shreds, Edgar vaguely recalled having seen that same obnoxious tie earlier in the day.

I had no idea Scouts was tied to the department of defense. That's pretty gross!

I don't think it's real that Jefferson, Adams, and Monroe all died on July 4th. Sorry, but that is myth-building shenanigans. They are absolutely bullshitting us on that one lol

*batman voice* do you have any cough drops

What are your top 4 favorite period films from 1985-1995? It's hard to choose, but here are mine

Felix has been begging to go to the playground but Peter is fixing the washer and im too sick to take him, and then out of the blue a neighbor knocks on the door and asks if Felix can come to the playground with her kids and she'll watch them. I'm dumbstruck

The birthright citizenship IS an easy case. That’s the point. That’s the flex. “No matter what rights you think you have, no matter how universally acknowledged you think they are, no matter how central to American values those rights are, WE decide whether or not you have those rights”…… /1

fundamentally I think it is good to be able to hold all of these ideas simultaneously: - what the bad guys are doing is bad - they are going to do enormous damage - they are not infallible supergeniuses whose every move turns out perfectly as planned