I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.

Did bluesky get rid of the download button on image posts. Why.

What a normal looking map

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

me when my friends are all getting tattoos

he’s sort of a generational poster though

Made a kid cry by giving them a B+ on a paper, with the option to revise and resubmit for a new grade

"The public has swung 49 points against data centers in just nine months" lol heatmap.news/politics/ame...

If I see this exact interaction one more time I'm finally gonna take the honorable way out

Yesterday I asked linus what he wanted to do this summer and he got excited and asked if we could have a summer routine. I said sure, what would you like the routine to be, and then he listed out his kindergarten daily schedule. So we're just gonna do that.

Last night, the Supreme Court ruled that the VRA cannot protect even against *intentionally* discriminatory voting policies When we say there is no federal statute remaining the enforce the 15th Amendment, this is what we mean

crazy that under the precedent set by callais, a lily-white congressional delegation formed by "partisan" gerrymandering in a plurality black state passes constitutional muster, while any majority-minority district is constitutionally suspect

Wrote a kid up for repeatedly hiding juice boxes behind the fabric on the bulletin board

"the mere fact that voters of different races vote for different parties is not relevant to proving racially polarized voting patterns."

they are neo confederates and deserve to be treated as such

They’re down to 30 minutes.

Winnie the Pooh was so real for needing a smackerel

I don't want to be in the group chat. It's too stressful to keep up with. But don't you dare leave me out of the group chat. I need to be included.

Small plates to share? No. Big plates to share. Small plates too small to share.

I'm the sleepiest lass in the kingdom

Amazing dreamcoat. Let me guess, technicolor?

Reason #146 why we need to get AI away from students: Today, my students did little review sheets i created. One section was about using context clues to figure out fake words that i mad made up. One kid copy/pasted each sentence into Google to ask the AI what the nonsense words meant

I'm considering going against my principles and signing the kids up for sports. But navigating these horrible local rec league registration websites is helping me stay strong in my convictions. What do you mean my 6yo is too old for T-ball because he turns 7 in August, which makes his "league age" 8

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

He was a bus seat boy, she was an arcade carpet girl

The kids in our county have to use this online math program called Math Space. It has an AI assistant built in for some reason. If you just spammed it with the word "yes" it will give you the answer, the kids discovered lol

For a hot second there was a wide recognition over who is actually vital to keep society functioning and it broke these guys brains so hard they have to say they’re inventing god to combat the mind virus that makes people not like them

Basically the con of being a Borrower (4" tall person with normal intelligence but proportionally smaller strength) is the cats eating you. The pro is when you steal pills you can get seriously fucked up for a long time.

TLC presents Brother Husbands

I wore a dress and jean jacket to work today, and so did all the other teachers. That's pretty standard. We all love our jean jackets. Is this universal, or are teachers specifically really into jean jackets

Instead of grading anything, I spent my time today writing lessons for next October. Great prioritization.

my friend’s kid is one exception

The public library doesn't release the summer reading program print-outs until schools are out. This is absurd. I want to hand out the papers to my students before summer starts

Someone brought a baby to work and now I'm so mad that I didn't bring mine too

This is a flyer people are passing out at Delaney Hall.

Discovery of the day: kids don't know about the Talking Heads

whenever i think "i own enough t shirts already" i see something like this

is there a term for this thing that happens all the time now, where you type an input would have gotten the exact result you wanted from Google at any point from roughly 1999 until 2 months ago, but instead now prompts Google's AI bot to provide some other piece of information you don't want at all

2.5 weeks of school left. 90 essays that must be graded this week. It's not looking good

At this year's music Pedagogy into Practice conference at UBC, I attended a keynote address on the subject of integrating AI into music education, from José Antonio Bowen. It was the most disappointed I have ever been during a keynote talk. At times, it was stomach-churning. Thread:

I'm sure I've talked about my classroom management teacher who so thoroughly lost control of the class that he quit after the first day of the semester

Linus tried 5 new foods this weekend, all completely his own idea. He tried a hot dog, hamburger, s'more, waffle, and spaghetti with meatballs. I know these are all normal kid foods, so it might not seem like a big deal, but it is

There are so many videos online of women deeeep in labor in the car. Like they're trying to hold that baby in until they pull up in front of the hospital. And I don't believe a one of them. Who is filming their wife while driving in that situation? Nope. Don't believe it.

Sometimes i think about how the suburban mine lady lives near me. I wonder if she'll ever tunnel under my house and pop out like bugs bunny

it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig

When i was a homeschooled 11 year old, this was the funniest shit in the world

made a matching mug and cat dish so my daughter and i can coordinate our breakfasts

Has man yet invented a strapless bra that's comfortable for size liks 36ff or whatever the fuck?