“If humans aren‘t vegan food, how come they’re ruled by a vegetable? Checkmate, liberals.” -the Tyranid hive mind, 40,985 AD.

If I wanted to establish a reputation as a bold truth teller who stands up to power, I would simply not publicly engage in a coverup on behalf of power.

*insert joke edgy enough to get engagement but not so edgy as to get me cancelled about Dungeons and Dragons 5.5 and/or Pathfinder 2e here*

"I hate Jews, the anabaptists, the Mohammedans, the Turk, and the perfidious Boer" you are a 19th century British military officer named Colonel Wilburton J. Fairfax III. Get off the internet and go back to the Northwest Military Frontier.

MFer low key the most powerful guy in any Souls game because he simply rejects the premise and things go fine for him. "Every traditional authority figure is bad, men are the real monsters, nobody ever talks straight and all is lost? Nah. I'll just ask the demihumans nicely for my fort back."

The policy process this administration feels like when you’re doing an “evil“ playthrough of a video game but you’re not really putting anything into the RP, you’re just selecting all the options in red or with a frowny face by them or whatever.

There needs to be a word for the feeling you get when you recognize the intent of something as bigoted, but it‘s both trying too hard and not hard enough so you end up feeling nonplussed rather than offended.

*humans use free will to set up human social-political structures to oppress other humans and advance their human interests humanly* "Why would God do this?" like, you could have gone with floods, hurricanes, tornados, infectious disease, any number of things I don't have a good answer for, but

"Why did God let Trump be president?" He gave us two thousand years advance warning of the antichrist, made him the individual with the most readily accessible, up-to-date public information about his multiple shortcomings ever, and gave us a mulligan the first time. We were given an out.

Because He’s not registered to vote in Michigan or Pennsylvania.

It's the Wakandan equivalent of those Justin Trudeau in a sherwani pictures, he's trying to be gracious and international and it haunts the rest of his career.

Glad to see you back, but also want to emphasize that being more offline is almost always an unmitigated good. For everyone reading, some phone operating systems have built-in programmable app and feature locks, else there's such as ScreenZen.

Getting a tomboy sword lesbian in this video game feels like reparations to LGBT people for the shit we've put up with, but suggesting that the Black Panther would in any circumstances crash at Peter Parker's apartment feels like libel against the black community, so IDK if this game is woke or not.

Honestly, been more productive than I have in years. I should probably get back to the detox, but today is a special occasion.

Paul and Tate getting their brains turned to mashed potatoes the moment they stepped in the ring with somebody in the same weight class who isn't afraid to punch back feels like God flashing a big red warning sign to our country.

Felt the need to share my journal entry today. Don't know why. Here it is, make of it what you will.

I made the mistake of checking my phone over supper and see we are now in the "It didn't happen but if it did, you deserved it," stage of the dogpile.

Fine. You all win. I’m logging off for the day because I‘m a big smelly man who’s also a Nazi and a bigot because I liked it better when Groypers didn’t have 1,770 nuclear weapons on hair-trigger alert. Feel free to brag in your discords about how my jimmies have been rustled and I was owned.

the worst leftists not beating the “gender is a little treat you get for good behavior” allegations

The speed at which you get misgendered the moment you express that you preferred it when your government wasn’t openly eliminationist against you rather illustrates my point here.

It is bigoted to not acknowledge that the US military in particular has been a key means of integrating society across racial and demographic barriers by showing our commitment to this country. It is bigoted to use us and then do nothing to actually advance our rights and interests.

It is bigoted when you're using us to justify not supporting politicians who will push for equal rights by claiming no substantive difference between the two parties. It is bigoted when you're using us to defend dictators who would easily murder us because you don't like US foreign policy.

What if the political ideology of the people in charge of the armed forces impacts who gets bombed? Does anyone think Kamala Harris would declare war on South American fishermen? Could perhaps having people who think brown people are subhuman in charge of our military impacted matters?

Yeah. It’s not even being good at radical leftism. It’s like when I was five and using Pikachu‘s thundershock on everything and being surprised it produced inferior results against Pokémon immune to electricity instead of weak to it. Know your enemy and all that.

I think in reality it’s a mix of 1) and 2) but both lead to the same outcome so it doesn’t really matter Like I don’t care if my rep actually believes in trans rights if they *do* believe that failing to support trans rights will get them ripped to shreds in the next election

Yeah. But the thing is that 3.) is now conclusively disproven because we know they were treating a borderline illiterate pedophile like he was Yoda and 2.). makes the rainbow B-52 more important, not less.

Moxon’s Shaving Cream: “Never exonerate malice simply because it is also stupid.”

I hate this sort of meme. “The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.” Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?

listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win

I did not know you could do this. I still have my deadname as my username. I'm gonna get on it.

Is there any context or are the stormtroopers supposed to just fire at random until they hit the right person?

Aside from Reagan letting AIDS rip on purpose to exterminate the queers and Obama making the biggest healthcare reforms since LBJ while recognizing gay marriage, they were basically the same.

On some level, the all star legal team Comey slapped together has to be disappointed. They did the law nerd version of AVENGERS ASSEMBLE and were ready to be the Great Men Of History Opposing The Vile Tyrant (tm) and found out they were fighting a paraplegic rhesus monkey. No climactic showdown.

I get that a lot is due to the differences between a parliamentary and presidential system but it still feels gender to me that Truss does something stupid but not “sounds like news from another dimension stupid“ and instantly gets the boot whereas we shrug when Trump pegs the dollar to walrus dung.

Feel like there’s a Shadowrun campaign buried in here somewhere.

Yeah, no, that’s ridiculous and just gets you another war two years later once the Russians have time to rearm and steamroller a Ukrainian army cut in half.

It’s funny how we used to think he was good at posting and it turns out the character limit on Twitter was acting as his de facto editor.

No, it maps onto Marvel Comics. Yud is Lady Stilt-Man, Scott is Beak, and Aella is Paste Pot Pete. I refuse to elaborate on this self-evident truth.

It brings me no joy to report that the last great political cartoonists were Ben Garrison and that one obnoxious leftist guy on Twitter from back in the day who made every person he disliked into some kind of instantly recognizable horrid hybrid of Hieronymus Bosch and HP Lovecraft.

Drive by dooming where you jump into somebody‘s mentions to tell them Donny Trump will wiggle his way out of this jam is the posting equivalent of being a pigeon shitting on random passerby.

You should have to pass this short pass/fail test before you get nukes: Bill has two apples. If he invites Susan over, she will bring four more apples and they will split the apples 50/50. If he does not, he does not have to share any apples. Will he have more or less apples if he invites her over?

I mean, at the end of the day, the guy did win the Syrian Civil War fair and square and won’t even be the guy who killed the most people in that meeting.

This is what playing Twilight Struggle as the Soviets in late war feels like so the game designers must have done something right

The more you read about the USSR’s late Cold War situation, the more you see why they got that paranoid. ”Japan wants the Kurils back. But China’s on our side, right? They’re communist and have a grudge against Tokyo.“ “They hate us too.” “Korea?” ”Half of it halfway. They flirt with China.”

-The Scarlett Witch after Betsy Braddock cut her off in traffic.

ITS DA BRAD

>Physically Honestly got a chuckle trying to envision Bat-Lander striking Trump’s goons from the cover of the night.

The most common trigger for gender euphoria for me is doing something hard. Sometimes it’s something stereotypically feminine such as getting complimented on voice training. Sometimes it isn’t like winning a wargame. Getting in touch with my inner girlboss, I guess. Is this typical with trans folks?

Honestly, the Epstein saga has been marvelous for my psychological state. Some dumb part of me had internalized the transphobic propaganda that accepting us was a slippery slope to accepting pedos and so forth. But it turns out it was a slippery slope to making pedophilia have actual consequences.