Xmas Lemmings (1991)

Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words. But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.

for christmas, give your friends the gift of Ball Rolling Puzzle Game. It's on sale! it's appropriate for kids! eeeeeverybody loves it

The results are in! People hate AI! But not as much as they hate the people foisting it on them!

eat the rich & lift the bunnies

cheeses for meeces or we burn our leases

Saw Muppet Christmas Carol in the cinema today and cried about the homeless rabbit sleeping on the street. As I grow older I am less and less able to tolerate realistic cruelty. this is a threat

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Congratulations to my friends and loved ones! We made it to yule 2025. It is time to celebrate our lord and saviour george michael and His kindness. Merry Michaelmas everyone

they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead

Stewart Lee onto it here - I think the far right in the US and UK are in cahoots about this www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

Regular reminder that the majority of the people who dreamed up the stories you love are, like, BROKE broke, and that most of the money spent on their work was given to Some Guy™️ instead.

@hazelmonforton.com being feral about AI on LinkedIn is like the one reason to go there anymore

On this Longest Night, rededicate yourself to the Old Ways by sacrificing a lemon to the gods direkris.itch.io/teenwitch

One of the coolest moments in my entire life was finding out Charlie Brooker and Alison Moyet followed me on twitter and had read my work, imagine how fucking cool that is for an idiot who didn’t even know you could ask for money for write good. An idiot

this is Seance of Blake Manor and it has hit the point of all good mystery games, which is where I start taking physical notes

I just realised that french and saunders have been making fun of gammon face Brexit men for decades

Is it okay to be completely ruined by how upset bowen yang is to leave his little theatre family

Hi friends - I have a friend who is a lead lighting artist who is world class and currently thinking about their next thing! If you need amazing lighting in your game let me know!!

here's a video game that's on sale and has no "AI" in it whose creator hates that shit

‘everyone in gamedev is using AI’ the business dumdums are using it to generate decks and write bad copy. They think it’s good because they think their basic lore ideas make a good game. that’s it that’s who is using AI

🤑 Ever wonder how the rich keep getting richer, and why the rest of us can’t keep up? The difference is: we work.

So, just to confirm, the BBC can’t keep Robin Ince on the air because his trans allyship brings the organisation into disrepute, but they can keep David Walliams, who performed Nazi salutes at the recording of this very show, on the air despite him being predatory towards women. Cool. Very normal.

The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.

I’ve watched Bridget jones maybe fifty times in my life and the colin firth ‘verbally incontinent spinster’ line gives me a deep empathetic sting every time. Fuck you, mark

Thinking about how blaseball is a videogame Mornington Crescent

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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol

this is like that time eric cantona karate-kicked a nazi in the face

‘Yer da shouts at hotels’ theres been a murder

Antifascist stickers spotted in Dundee, Scotland

joy to the world 🎶 🎵his jaw is shut 🤐

a Christmas miracle!!!! theyre gonna wire jake pauls jaw shut 🍸🍸🍸

The Seance of Blake Manor featured: “A massive breakthrough hit, The Séance of Blake Manor is a 19th-century supernatural detective game in which you investigate the spooky disappearance of Evelyn Deane. Is it 2025’s The Case of the Golden Idol? Yeah, that sounds about right.”

Rumours are if we vote in a Green govt the UK will fully divest from the Dominoes ads on C4

🎄 Just getting my last Xmas cards out there. ✍🏼 Dear cabinet....

Make a Silent Hill with a Greggs in it. The fog is actually just steam from an enormous steak bake under the town.

have never felt more like Ripley in Alien than tonight when I rolled down all the windows while hurtling down the freeway to try ejecting a mosquito trapped inside my car

This from @lukeoneil47.bsky.social's Welcome to Hell World newsletter. Spontaneous delight is one of my main reasons for being alive so, yeah. This sucks.

1. Structural rewriting: difficult, gross, fragments everywhere. 2. Dialogue rewriting: fun, rewarding, frothy verbs in your head 2 is the reward for doing 1

send me your 868 stories and you better believe i will boost them

absolutely limping to the finish line mates. absolutely limping

#4 on the Guardian's top 20 games of 2025! "Part Agatha Christie detective sim, part folk-horror opus, this is a fascinating and engrossing experience that has things to say about class, belief and colonialism." www.theguardian.com/games/2025/d...

naomi klein ur fine naomi wolf its an oof

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Wow, thank you @theeliteinstitute.net for giving Ghost Town the GOTY! 🥳

this is nicola murray-level obliteration