"you're optimistic about societal collapse but what about your medications, do you know how to manufacture them?" fuck no, if society collapses and I can't get my meds that's fine, apocalyptic cults are going to need a seer. "do you want to be a venerated sage?" not even a question, pal

explaining buddhism to a white woman: okay so the "conventional truth" is that you are drinking an espresso martini. but that is merely a convenient designator for a collection of liquids,

Yeah, I saw 'em goose-stepping around back there. Christ. This place is going to hell in a hand-basket, real fast. Wonder what the union's got to say.

I think I misunderstood something crucial in my first EU5 run as Holland and I just responded to being insulted with a six-year war that has left hundreds dead and i don't appear to have actually gained anything except some prestige?

L + ratio + abstract generic + citations misleading + prose purple + assertions unsupported + assumptions juvenile + claims asinine + close reading incomplete and inconsequential + conclusion derivative

my barks if I were an rpg companion: arriving at location: "i hate it here" character selected: "I am dynamite" character selected: "my tummy hurts" crit attack: "the story ends like this" idle: *humming Hot Butter - Popcorn* interacting with a merchant: "they will not survive the coming winter"

girls love to disappear into the winter night, leaving all their worldly goods behind and, carved into their palisades, the word "CROATOAN"

you have nothing to lose not even your chains

yeah, i get that impulse, but you can start estrogen whenever.

manifesting the dastardly rival you deserve in your life. praying on you getting a villain who helps develop your narrative, explores your motivations, calls your cherished ideals into question, defines you through contrast as two faces define a vase, provides a forbidden but implicit sexual frisson

bro conceives of selfhood as a stable, autonomous, unitary, agentic subjectivity lmao

it hasn't come up yet, but i'm pretty sure I could catch a bullet between my teeth

bro conceives of selfhood as a stable, autonomous, unitary, agentic subjectivity lmao

i think if found myself trapped in 2004, I would make a fucking killing being the first person to glue gears to a top hat.

I don't want to participate in grassroots canvassing for a political party, I want to be patient zero for the first truly antibiotic immune ultravirus

Heaven has no rage, like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like an autistic woman who hath had her routine fucked with.

i'm sure everyone, on a long enough timeline, independently realises that the civilisation games aren't about the history of civilisation but are Francis fukuyama's end of history with game mechanics, but i just read a banger version of this, "no matter what country you choose, you win as america"

23 best number. primes are ontologically better.

Ahab is for ever Ahab, man. This whole act’s immutably decreed.

Pardon my French. Imprison my Italian. Execute my Dutch.

bro has no mouth and he cannot scream 😆

powerful aurora hit last night, even bigger tonight, britain absolutely fucked with clouds. looks like the cover of f#a#♾️ out there. I hate it here.

I hate to succumb to nostalgia (which is a microfascism), but it sucks how in 20 years we've watched every aspect of our lives get commericalised, commodified, and now financialised. the internet is a fucking pawn shop now.

dwarf fortress bugs come in 3 flavors: 1. preposterous bullshit that is a complete edge case but sounds funny 2. minor tweak needed to avoid legacy code in cat self-adoption causing cats to inevitably catch fire and burn fortresses down 3. spanish inquisition grade suburban wine mom heresy

if that's your girl how come I'm defeating her in an exploding light tube survival death match

between playing their games, i always forget how much i fuck with thecatamites aesthetics and writing.

i'm sure everyone, on a long enough timeline, independently realises that the civilisation games aren't about the history of civilisation but are Francis fukuyama's end of history with game mechanics, but i just read a banger version of this, "no matter what country you choose, you win as america"

this took entirely too long to make and i feel like i need to decompress after seeing Wes Streeting's face so much

inconsequential eris lore drop favela is a word i learnt in 2007 in the Brazilian electro dance outfit, Tetine's, banger track, L.I.C.K. My Favela. youtu.be/OFvf84yGddw?...

It's sort of interesting to me that for a lot of British journalists, "success" largely means reducing people's access to essential services

I grew up on these streets

yikes! I just liked the really tight action roguelite mechanics, pithy, economical, and funny writing, the excellently illustrated characters, the traditional supergiant 10/10 banger ost, and a really good dog, I didn't realise it was based on greek mythology, sorry deleting now.

I fucking hate it here, man

If Alan Moore hijacked the worlds nuclear missile supply and ended all life on earth it would be justified

Update #30831 from Zuma (USAP) 1. Mithril Myth Swamp 2. Nuclear Regolith Simulation 3. Bronze Staircase of Mathematicians

bestie... vore??

This would create like, nine wars in 1602

every time you post a take about smoking or vaping, I crave nicotine again. you motherfuckers are like pavlov playing with a collection of bells near a dog drowning in saliva.

this could be us

need the hrt that gives me tens of billions of solar masses, surrounds me with a gaseous accretion disc the consumption of which generates a luminosity thousands of times greater than that of a galaxy such as the Milky Way.

you hate to gave the kind of cold where every time you blink there's the risk of falling asleep for an hour or two

wild that this was 31 years ago and US politics is still the same, fully echoed by the UK

the highlight of having to get my blood taken so frequently is that every nurse is excited to tell me i have wonderful veins for phlebotomy or that I bleed nicely

CAMPBELL: That's the COLORING BOOK Snake. You can use CRAYONS to fill in the drawings inside with color. NAOMI: Use whatever colors you believe to be appropriate for the images within its pages. Be creative. Use your imagination. CAMPBELL: Try to stay inside the lines. SNAKE: ...Inside the lines?

The point of transition isn’t to become an uwu beautiful uwu lady or hunk of a man (it’s nice if that happens tho). The life of an ugly and Whole woman is worth living. It is misogyny to believe that only the life of a beautiful woman is worth living. You have to become Whole.